In the classroom of the fourth class of the second year of high school in a middle school, the teacher has not yet come, and the whole class is already extremely lively. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Damn, Kunshen is going to hit the first place in the national uniform tonight, and I really don't want to study at night. ”

"Who wants to go on, this is a moment to witness a miracle, but tonight is the head teacher watching self-study, who dares to run. ”

"Look at it, Kunshen's live broadcast room has exceeded two million viewers, and everyone in the live broadcast room is crazy. ”

"I, Cao, today I have to fight to the death with DOPA, Kunshen must win, and I want to win glory for the country. ”

"Yes, the national uniform is the first, and it has always been occupied by a Korean, which is really unpleasant!"

"Look, look, everyone is starting to shout Kunshen. ”

"Damn, it's too hot, no, I have to go see it. Third, tell the head teacher, I have a fever, I'm going to flash!" After saying that, a boy pulled out his schoolbag from his desk and ran out of the classroom.

"What? Let me give you leave to watch the live broadcast of Kunshen? Take me with you, skip class, skip class, and die. ”

"Hey, hey, what are you doing here?" the squad leader shouted in the back, trying to stop them.

"We have to cheer for Kunshen, we want to see him win glory for the country!" The man who took the lead said very seriously, then looked at the whole class, and couldn't help yelling: "If you want to watch Kunshen's live broadcast, you can go now, the opportunity should not be missed, if it is a little later, there will be no chance." ”

"Let's go, let's get out!" Suddenly there was a commotion in the audience, and I don't know how many people rushed out.

A lot of students in a class ran away, and some people in the next class also mustered up courage.

The chain reaction was that the entire teaching building was a sensation, and a group of students ran out quickly, climbing the wall and climbing the wall, drilling holes in the ground, and some people rushed out of the door.

"Damn, what are you going to do?"

"Go online and watch the live broadcast. ”

"Run, I'll run out of time later. ”

"Run fast. ”

More than 100 people rushed out of the school and ran to the nearest Internet café nearby.

Tongshun Internet Cafe!

It's a relatively large Internet café, but today is Wednesday, the students are in class, there is not much business, and there are not many people except for those who have stayed up all night.

But at this time, all of a sudden, a large group of people rushed in from outside.

"Boss, drive a ten-dollar one. ”

"Boss, drive a twenty one. ”

"Brother, I'll help you grab the opportunity, you hurry up. ”

"Okay. ”

More than a hundred people rushed over directly, and the cashier's face turned white with fright.

At the same time, such things are happening all over the country.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Xiao Ran hadn't woken up yet, and the popularity of the live broadcast room had skyrocketed to three million, and the screen was full of conversations.

"Kunshen, it's time to wake up. ”

"Is the anchor having an accident, it's eight o'clock in the evening, and he hasn't woken up yet. ”

"Damn, buddy upstairs, didn't you watch Kunshen's all-night live broadcast last night, I saw that you were still there when Kunshen turned off the live broadcast at ten o'clock, did you not sleep or just woke up?"

"Sleep you are paralyzed, I didn't see Kunshen hit the first place in the national uniform, how can I sleep peacefully?"

"66666! You are awesome, I slept for a few hours and then got up. ”

"Kunshen, get up quickly. ”

"Everyone, please be quiet for a while, maybe Kunshen at this moment is jerking off. ”

"Upstairs baked cakes? ”

"Hehe, upstairs is the real baked cake, what people say, it's not masturbation, but, cough, cough, cough. ”

"What's that?"

"yes, what's the masturbation?"

"Hey, hey, hey, can you not teach bad elementary school students, dear primary school students and younger brothers and sisters, I'll popularize science, this masturbation, that is, hey, hey, hahahahaha!"

"Upstairs Demon King, the identification is complete. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, hahahahaha! 666666. ”

"Elementary school students are not convinced, don't think we don't understand, hehehehe ”

"I'm scared to death baby, it's so yellow. ”

"You guys are so annoying, hehehe

"Hey, hey, that's what Teacher Cang did. ”

"Who is Teacher Cang?"

"****** you don't know, do you know Maria Ozawa?"

"Who is Maria Ozawa?"

"Uh, does Ai Iijima know?"

"Who is Ai Iijima?"

"Do you know papi-chan?"

"Damn, papi-chan has also made a film?"

"Upstairs, I'm pretending to be your sister's pure. ”

“233333333333333。 ”

"Kunshen! ”

Xiao Ran didn't expect that his live broadcast room was rising at the speed of a rocket, and at this moment, he had just woken up, full of tiredness!

Ahh

Since the live broadcast, the biological clock has been extremely chaotic, and after Xiao Ran woke up, he felt sore all over his body and his brain was confused.

After opening his eyes and staring at the ceiling for a few minutes, he eased up a little, and then took out his mobile phone from the pillow and reluctantly posted a comment in his live broadcast room:

Recently, I have been sealed in bed by a demon called "quilt", and I ask the exorcist how to break free from the seal!!

In an instant, netizens exploded.

"Damn, my country's flags are ready, you said you were sealed by a quilt?"

"Kunshen, to be honest, how many times have you masturbated after turning off the live broadcast in the morning. ”

"Kunshen, I'm skipping class, you can't trick me. ”

"That's right, Kunshen, a few of our elementary school students are poor, they didn't eat dinner, they saved money, and they skipped class, just to see that you hit the first place in the national uniform, you can't do this. ”

"Kunshen, give me a face, get up. ”

"There is an SB next to me who is dancing the great god, saying that he wants to let the Kun god possess him. ”

“6666666。 ”

"Kunshen, ten rockets have been brushed, please Kunshen smile. ”

"Kunshen, Lamborghini, I'll brush you ten, can you get up?"

"Anchor, where is your heroism? Where is your blood? Stand up and masturbate. ”

Countless viewers were abusing and begging Xiao Ran to get up and broadcast live, and Xiao Ran glanced at him, he was really sleepy.

However, Xiao Ran suddenly saw that the live broadcast room had reached more than three million, and immediately jumped up from the bed.

"It's not the weekend today, why are there so many people watching the live broadcast. ”

Xiao Ran was surprised.

Although the live broadcast of Betta is very popular, the traffic from Monday to Thursday is generally very low, although it is now evening, and it is the time of the day with the most viewers.

But before he broadcast live, the audience had already reached more than three million, and Xiao Ran couldn't help but check the ranking of his live broadcast room.

Wocao, actually rushed to the top three!

Exactly in third place.

(There are differences in the ranking of parallel worlds, and there are also differences in the platforms they are on, so please don't take them seriously...... ）

The first place is Sao Pig PDD. His popularity, which is already very high, is comparing the strength of Xiao Ran and Dopa, and contrasting with his unique commotion, so his popularity remains high.

The second place is the "E-sports Three Ugly" Five-Five Open, he was playing in South Korea to play ranking, and he actually met Fike, so the popularity of the live broadcast room is also high, and everyone is waiting to see how he is abused by Fike.

Speaking of which, I have to introduce the opening of the five fives.

Five-five open, former royal family in the single, real name Lu Benwei.

So why is he called Wuwukai?

Because once before the match between the royal family and SKT, the reporter interviewed him to have a certain degree of confidence in the line Fike (faker), he confidently said "55 open, I often kill him ...... alone", but he was broken through in the final, and Fike even beat Lu Benwei in three games, so it was named five five open.

As for the nickname of "E-sports Three Ugly......

As soon as they see this term, people who don't understand it may think that it is three people, but it is indeed three people, but it is also one person: white, 55 kai, Lu Benwei.

These three people all refer to the same person, the royal family mid-laner player in the S3 period, his real name is Lu Benwei, the game ID is white, and his current nickname is Wuwukai.

At that time, there was a question: "Who is uglier among the three uglies in e-sports?"

The standard answer is: five-five-open.

You say that Eason Chan is not good, you can check the Internet how many seconds he soars.

You said that BIGBANG is a big man with his face, and you can see how many records a loser breaks.

You say Justin Bieber is a drug prostitute, and you go and see how much money he donated when the earthquake happened.

You said that Huang Jiaju died and was no longer popular, but you can still hear the glorious years of singing for decades when you walk on the street.

You said that you look ugly, I'm sorry, I really can't argue with you!!