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Joseph felt that it was still too much trouble to walk, so he spent a lot of money to buy a car, and the sight of the shiny check paid to the owner who sold the car made Porunaref's heart ache.

"I've told you more than once, why are you so generous with your money. ”

"Hey, hey~" Joseph laughed proudly, "Since it's something that's convenient for you, you must buy it, otherwise what's the use of keeping it." ”

Ragnar felt a slight stomach ache in his stomach, perhaps with them, so Ragnar said to Joseph:

"Old woman, I'll wait for you in the hospital first, you can hurry up after buying oranges. ”

After saying that, he left.

"Didn't this guy secretly help me buy chewing gum?" said Iggie covered her mouth and snickered for a moment.

"Don't make him wait too long, just hit the road after picking the oranges. ”

Joseph parked the car on the side of the road and took them to the market to pick oranges.

Oyingo and Boingo also followed at this time, their heads covered in sweat, and they looked very hard.

"Whew...... Call...... Boyne, we're finally here. ”

"yes...... Call...... Ernie sauce, although I can see the short future, once the prophecy is sealed, it will never change again. ”

Oyingo fumbled in his pocket, pulled out a wrench, hid under the car and made some sneak moves, then left the bottom of the car, got into the car, and put the orange bomb on the seat.

Unfortunately, Joseph and the others returned, and Joseph was still holding a bag of fresh oranges in his arms, when Poluna Rev saw a suspicious figure in the car.

"Who's that over there, who's hiding in our car?"

"Is it Jotaro?"

"No, Jotaro said it, he's going to go straight to the hospital, be careful. ”

Ou Yinge was so frightened that the orange in his hand almost fell on the car, calmed his mood, carefully put the orange on the seat, and then pinched his face.

"Who are you? Get out of here!"

Suddenly a head on the other side of the car door cowered and refused to come out, and Poruna Rev was about to run over to catch the bad guy, only to find out that the bad guy was Jotaro.

"Hey, what are you panicking about, it's me, Polunaref. ”

This Jotaro was pretended to be by Oingo, because he heard Poluna Reev say that Jotaro was not there, so he was in a hurry and used his stand-in ability to get by.

"What, it's Jotaro. When Poruna Rev saw that it was Jotaro, she let her guard down and ran to drive the car.

(Hehehe~ My stand-in god Knum is a stand-in that can be transformed, height and weight, and even smell can be controlled as you like, and the hat is made of hair.) ）”

"But why, didn't you say you were going straight to the hospital?"

"Uh, ah, ah, there's something in the car, I'll come and get it, wallet, my wallet is forgotten in it, yale yale daze~"

"Hmm...... Jotaro, what's wrong with your uniform?" Joseph looked at Oingo's clothes with a suspicious look.

"(What, what the hell, uniform?!)" Oingo doesn't seem to know what Japanese uniforms look like.

"Ah~ clothes, you mean the student uniform, right, in ...... Laundry!" Ou Yinge walked to the side of the car and leaned in with his arm, "I took it to the laundry to wash, but I forgot to bring the money, haha, hahahaha~"

Euingo's inner words: "(What a beautiful lie, I'm so handsome!)"

Poluna Rev believed it: "Oh, that's it, let's get in the car quickly, we're leaving." ”

Oingo and Boingo froze synchronously for a second, then synchronously startled.

(What?......? ）”

"(It's me∑ (°口°?)?? ）”

"No...... I'd better walk......" Oenggo wanted to leave, but was grabbed by Poruna Reif.

"What a stupid thing to say, Jotaro, if you're here, it's obviously closer to get there. ”

Poluna Rev shoved Oingo into the car, then closed the door, and started the engine after getting into the car as well.

Boyne, who was hiding in the corner, watched with horror.

"Einconisan!!"

Then he kept up with the runners.

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A car was speeding down the road, and the people inside were also enjoying the scenery with a happy mood, but a man in the back seat didn't think so.

Oyingo Fang couldn't extricate himself, even his face was about to turn square, and what he was most anxious about now was how to get out and get rid of the fate of being blown in half by the bomb.

"No, it's not good, if you don't get rid of this Jotaro's transformation quickly, I'm the one who will be hit by the bomb!)"

Oyingo looked at the orange that was placed aside and thought of the easiest way to do it.

(Yes, yes, just throw away the oranges!!Anyway, if you throw the bomb away first, and then set it up again in the car, you can explode when the real Jotaro comes!)

Oingo quietly threw the orange bomb out of the window, and only after confirming in person that the orange had really fallen on the ground did he feel at ease.

(Great!That's good, that's saved!)"

When Oingo really thinks he's safe—

"Oh, it's Iggy, I jumped into the moving car, and I bit an orange in the back, where did I steal it, Iggie?"

"Did you bring them to visit the hospital in Huajing?"

Oyingo glanced at it and was startled when he saw that Iggy was biting an orange in her mouth.

"Oh, oh, oh ()°д°()!"

The sound of Oyingo's scream resembling the sound of a pig being killed caught their attention.

"Oh oh, it's kind of weird that you make that sound. Joseph took the orange that Iggy had handed her, and threw it to Porunaref.

Iggie also leaned on Joseph's lap and snuggled up in her soft thighs.

"Oh no...... Oh, hey, I mean there's a cow over there. Oingo pointed to the man who was walking in front of him.

"Jotaro, something is wrong with you today, is it a fake?"

There was silence in the car, and even Iggie's breathing could be heard, but after a moment of silence, Oingo naturally said to them:

"Really, that's enough, what kind of stupid thing to say Poruna Reev, the hospital hasn't arrived yet...... Haha, hahahahahaha......"

Polunarev lit a cigarette and said to Euingo with a kind look on his face, "Hey, Jotaro, let's do that trick again." ”

"What, what's the trick?" said Oyingo.

"That's what you taught me, this is it. ”

Polunarev opened her mouth wide and tried to keep the cigarette butt in her teeth or mouth as straight as she could, and then took it in.

Poluna Rev maintained a natural appearance, and puffed smoke from his nostrils, which Joseph looked at with admiration.

"Oh~ I've already practiced it. ”

"What, is this the trick? (Saved, it's dangerous, but I can still do it!) Okay, just do it, it's a piece of cake. ”

Polunarev spat out the cigarette, then raised five fingers and said, "Very well, you have to come with five cigarettes, Jotaro." ”

"Five-root! Do you say five-root!" said Oyingo, stunned.

"Come on, I want to watch it again~ As a man, you can't refuse a lady's request. Poluna Rev also waved with an orange bomb.

(Not good...... Jotaro, you bastard, what kind of messy tricks do you learn, if, they are already suspicious of me, if I can't do it, they will be even more suspicious of me, Poluna Reev that guy can peel off the bombed orange at any time now, okay, he's xx, Lao Tzu fight!!)"

In the meantime, what is Ragnar, who is still halfway through, doing?

Ragnar walked briskly to the hospital, naturally accosted by beautiful girls, but they realized that something seemed to be chilling behind them, so they found an excuse to leave.

Ragnar knew what that thing was, and the big black hole in front of him was the gap between Yakumo Murasaki.

Yakumo probed his head out of the gap and hugged Ragnar's neck like a child, who almost choked and couldn't breathe.

"5555~Ragnar-kun, people miss you so much~" After speaking, he rubbed his face.

"That...... Can you not do this? It will scare passers-by. ”

Passers-by said that the eldest husband had cute big and immediately gave Ragnar a thumbs up, and he was still holding a piece of watermelon in his hand.

"Even passers-by approve of what we do, do you want to spend the Spring Festival with me?"

The ghostly words made Ragnar tremble, and he could finally understand why there were so many female creatures in Gensokyo.

That's for the purpose of squeezing out men from the outside world. (Fog)

At this time, a hand appeared next to Yakumo, and the little white and tender hand nodded Yakumo's shoulder.

"Who dares to break the good deeds of the old lady (>д<)!"

"It's me (-i_-) ......"

Ling came out of the gap, and at the same time had three black lines on her forehead.

"Oops~ It's Ling~ Ahahahahaha~ People don't want to swallow your ragnar alone, well, it's true-=? (°?°)?!" Yakumo's expression changed from anger to respect.

"Did I tell me about this...... and when did Ragnar-kun become mine, and besides, you're not young and you're still so profligate, be careful of accidents. ”

"Yes yes ~ I'm really sorry ~"

Ragnar looked at Yakumo in surprise, then at Ling again, and then turned to whisper to Ling:

"Why is Miss Yakumo so respectful to you?"

"That's because she owes me a lot of money...... And take some of the scientific equipment from my lab or something. ”

"I see......," Ragnar realized.

"By the way, Ragnar-kun, I have successfully recorded yesterday's battle data, thank you very much for your help. ”

"It's nothing, I'm also honored to have a good time with those strong people, and by the way, I also realized that brute force can't represent everything, and you also need brains. ”

"Hehe~ It's good that you can understand this, there is no strongest stand-in in the world, only how the user should use it, of course, the way of the next three is not advisable. ”

"Like a lover?"

"Hmm. ”

Both of them laughed, and only three question marks appeared on Yakumo's head, because she didn't know what they were talking about.

"Alright, it's time for us to go somewhere else to gather information, Ragnar-kun, and I wish you a good trip. ”

"People will also look for you to hug indefinitely (≧w≦)/!"

"Yes Yes (=′ー')......"

Ragnar watched them leave the place and continued on their way.

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In the car, Euingo was still struggling to get out, and Poruna Rev handed him five cigarettes, each of which was lit, and then turned on the theater mode.

Ou Yinge carefully put the cigarette neatly, and then opened his mouth wide, but the cigarette butt touched his teeth, and he screamed hotly, of course, only in his heart.

(It's hot, it's hot, it's hot!)

The five cigarettes were arranged in a group, and Oingo took them in their entirety, and Poluna Rev applauded him with joy.

(See, see, I did!, if you work hard, humans can do anything!)"

Reader's Statement: How do you do it to be funny?

Poluna Rev took out a bottle of juice from the carriage, handed it to Euingo, and said:

"The previous time, the next thing is to drink juice without extinguishing the fire, right? ”

Oyingo spurted two snots out of his nostrils, and in order not to affect his reputation, he quickly inhaled them, but this time it was his limit, and he spit out five cigarettes.

"Ah, it failed. ”

Ouingo's heart has always been calling for his younger brother Boingo, and the word "collapse" is written on his face.

(Brother, brother Boingo!Quickly dispel that prophecy and tear that page off!)"

Boingo, who was still on the way, seemed to hear Oingo's heart, but he did not do what Oingo said, but looked ahead with a confident gaze.

"(Oinkonisan, the prophecy is absolute, hurry up and contact the transformation!As long as you contact the transformation, you will become Jotaro and explode, come on!)"

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"Jotaro, I think you're very wrong today. Poruna Rev asked.

"Body, my body is a little uncomfortable......" Oyingo explained with his mouth covered, but in exchange for the suspicious eyes of Joseph and Polunaref.

"(Oh no, oh no, these guys are like this, once they start to suspect me, they will definitely continue to test me, if I lift the transformation, I will be beaten half to death by these guys, but if I don't remove the transformation, it will be me!ah, yes! Just use the reason that I am not feeling well, tell them that I have an upset stomach, and let them put me down!)"

Oyingo's nervousness prompted him to fold his hands, and Poluna Rev glanced at Oyingo's hand, then asked as if suspicious.

"Jotaro, the way your two hands are held together...... You kid! You put your left thumb on it, right?"

Oyingo saw that his left thumb matched what Poruna Rev said, and he instantly panicked.

"Oh no, oh no! Could it be that the real Jotaro is used to putting the thumb of his right hand on it?

Just as Euingo was still desperately trying to figure out what reason to use to make up a lie, Porunaref suddenly laughed, startling him.

"Aha! Your way of shaking hands is evidence that you were a woman in your last life!"

"Hah...... Clams?!" Oingo began to be confused again.

"When I hold my hand, I put my right thumb on it, which shows that I was a man in my previous life. ”

"What? Really? I naturally put my left thumb on it. ”

"Haha~ Miss Joestar, there is no doubt that you were a woman in your last life. ”

"It's undoubtedly weird, what evidence is there, it's boring to death. ”

"Ahaha~"

Oingo felt that he should have been tricked, and Poluna Rev was indeed purely playing Jotaro.

Oyingo clutched his stomach in pain and began to think: "(It's really starting to hurt my stomach, it's really going to be short-lived if I mess with these people for a long time!) Okay, I'm going to tell them I'm not feeling well. ）”

"Jotaro, let's swallow an orange in one bite. After that, he began to peel the skin.

"Ahh

"Whoa, what are you doing, Jotaro!" Poluna Rev was frightened.

"No...... Nothing......" Oyingo shrank back.

"You're really weird. ”

"Don't eat that orange. ”

"What? Why (°o°)?"

"Because, that one was picked up by Iggie, who knows which stinky ditch it was picked up, eat it here. Oingo pointed to the fruit bag next to him.

Iggie, who was sleeping, said: Blame me.

"It's not dirty at all, it doesn't look like it's bad, it's very ordinary, okay, I'll eat this, you can eat the one over there, let's compare." After saying that, he began to peel again.

"Ahh

"Hey, hey, don't rub my skirt all the time!" Poruna Rev warned, clutching her skirt.

"It hurts, it hurts, I can't stand it! Let me out! Let me out! I'll go behind that rock!"

"That's the hospital over there. Joseph said, pointing to the hospital that was about to arrive.

"No, go first, seriously, you can go first!"

Oingo slipped out of the window, Poruna Rev handed him a roll of toilet paper, and Oingo sped away.

"(I made it, I managed to escape, bastard!!, I finally escaped, you wait and see!, wait and see, and when I run behind that rock, I will release my transformation, hahahahahaha!!)"

Joseph listened to Euingo's words and drove away first, and Poluna Rev looked carefully at the orange in his hand, and really thought that Oingo's words were right.

"The oranges that Iggie picked up may have fallen into the stinking gutter. ”

"So what to do?"

"Throw it away. ”

Polunarev threw the orange bomb behind her, landing right on Oyingo's feet.

Oyingo felt as if he had stepped on something, and when he looked down, it turned out to be the bomb he had placed in the car earlier.

"Whoaaa

boom！

Boyingo, who successfully arrived at the scene, heard a violent explosion and hurriedly ran over to take a look, and it turned out that Oyingo had been bombed.

"Euingo Nissan, cheer up!" said Boingo, crying and kneeling beside Oyingo.

As prophesied, Oyingo's face was blown in half, and then he turned back to his original face and fell to the ground covered in blood.

"We lost...... Boingo ......"

"No, my god Toto has not failed, I will go alone and kill them all!"

Boingo's unwavering eyes were noticed by Oingo, but as an older brother, he still had to persuade his younger brother.

"No, Boyin, they're not ordinary people, you can't beat their ......"

"I've made up my mind, I'm going to do it alone!

Oyingo was moved to tears by Boingo's words, and his heart was very happy.

"You used to be so introverted...... You've finally grown up, Boingo. ”

"I'm going to do it!" Toto's next prophecy is ......"

When Boyin was about to open the book, several muscular brothers ♂ suddenly walked around them, and among those brothers was the passerby who had been slapped in the face by Ou Yinge just now.

"I stole my wallet after beating me, so it's a lot of guts. The passer-by smiled arrogantly, "Everyone, I will reward you for beating them out." ”

The muscular brothers and nobles all showed a confused ♂ ♂ smile ♂, and at the same time, they were eyeing Ou Yingo's lower ♂ body, and the rest of the matter was harmonized like this.

Joseph and the others got out of the car, and when they got out of the car, they saw Ragnar holding a box of coffee-flavored chewing gum in his hand, and Izzy pounced happily, while Poluna Rev asked suspiciously:

"Jotaro, you're too fast, not only faster than the car, but even the clothes have been washed?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, I just came back from buying gum from the mall, and you're too slow. ”

"Huh, who was the one who went to diarrhea just now?"

"Forget it, let's go and see how Abdel and Hanakyin are doing. ”

The siren of the ambulance sounded from afar, and it quickly drove over.

"It seems that there are sick people, and I really sympathize with them. ”

Ragnar saw Poluna Reev holding a bag of oranges in his arms, and suddenly felt a little dry in his throat.

"Oranges? I'm thirsty, so bring me one." ”

Ragnar picked up an orange, peeled off the skin, took out a piece of orange flesh with his hand, and sent it to his mouth, and the sweet taste instantly entered his heart.

"Let's go. Joseph led the way into the hospital, followed by Poruna Reif, Ragnar, and Izzy.

Brother Oingo Boyin, who was lying in the ambulance, was beaten by the muscular brother Gui and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he probably couldn't move anymore for the time being.

"The two brothers quit together in love with each other, sauce~"

Stand-in messenger name: Oyingo

Stand-in name: Khnum (Knum God)

Destructive power: e

Speed: e

Range distance: e

Sustainability: a

Precision: e

Growth: e

Stand-in emissary name: Boingo

Stand-in Name: Thoth

Destructive power: e

Speed: e

Range distance: e

Sustainability: a

Precision: e

Growth: e

They are the substitute messengers of the god Gunu and the god Duoduo in the Egyptian Nine Glory Gods, and they are two brothers, the elder brother Euingo's Gunu God's ability is to transfigurate and can change into anyone's appearance, and the younger brother Boyingo's ability to predict the god Duoduo is to predict, although it can only predict what will happen in a few hours, but it is absolutely correct, and the content of its prediction will be displayed in a book dedicated to Boyin (of course, it is impossible to write in great detail).

Jotaro and others have fallen into the trap of Oingo and Boingo many times without knowing it, and the brothers' plans always go wrong at the juncture, so Jotaro and others have saved the day.

In the end, Oingo and Boingo were "sent" to the hospital by passers-by who they beat on the way to chase and kill Jotaro and his party. And before Jotaro and the others realized that they were being attacked, everything was over.