Chapter 306: The ♂ Second Aunt of the Ultimate Creature
"What?" Ragnar was surprised.
"Ahem~ Do you remember Huo Qing'e, she once calculated a hexagram for me and predicted something that surprised me: "In the near future, you will marry a blonde man with blue eyes, and the Temple of the Gods will grow because of this man." ”
Miko smiled and switched places with Eriwa, wrapping his arms around Ragnar's right arm in a very intimate manner.
"Although I didn't believe this prophecy at first, after all, it is ridiculous that a man who has nothing to do with me can make the Temple of the Gods grow. However, after I sensed the powerful power that had emanated from Gensokyo a few days ago, I had already believed it, and it was a hundred believes! If I could take this man into my hands, it would be easy to defeat Meirenji. ”
"It's my sake again;) ???" Ragnar suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
"As long as you can make the Divine Spirit Temple stronger, it doesn't matter if you lose your virginity because of this, besides, husband, you are a girl, I will be relieved~"
"Wait, girl?"
"Isn't it? Long blond hair, blue eyes, long and cute, if it's not a girl, it's still a man. ”
Everyone looked at Ragnar closely, and the above symbols were exactly the same as what she said, without any traces of PS, no, it should be a purebred girl to make sense.
“…… I'm a man. ”
"Eh, really!"
The others were shocked.
"It's just that I don't bother to cut off my long hair, and I became like this because of an accident, and, let me explain first, I already have a wife in the Sprinkle family. ”
"That's better!"
“???”
"Since you are a man, husband, then we have a "mouth blessing"~ It is also a pleasure to enjoy the joy of family in the world, and it is even more exciting to be able to conceive your husband's child (/≧ω\)~"
“oh…… No......" Ragnar lay on the table with a frustrated face.
"I suggest that you don't waste your efforts, my lord's body is an "evil" body, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to mingle with you, besides, my lord's body originally belonged to me. ”
"Kurohara is absolutely right!" Ragnar instantly regained his senses.
"Haha~ Sure enough, this method still doesn't work, it's really a black beast, it's only a few minutes before it was broken, and I can't see what you want to express. ”
Kuroba remained expressionless, of course he couldn't see it, Budu thought to himself.
"That day, in the Earth Spirit Temple, a ghost was released to attack my master, and the person who often monitored my lord's movements was you, right, the tanuki giant monster Niyan Yuzo from Sado. ”
Yuzo, who was drinking tea, suddenly shook his tail.
"Amazing, no matter how faintly I hid my breath, you still discovered it. ”
"The smell of the tanuki on your body is easy to smell, and even my lord can detect your presence, let alone me. ”
"Your nose is smarter than a dog~" Miko made a little joke.
"A dog's nose can smell a hundred miles, and your ears can hear ten people at once, understand them, and answer them in turn, which is something that humans can't do. I also know that you were born with extraordinary talents, far beyond the ultimate human being, but it is ridiculous that you were born in a stable. ”
"How could I have been born in such a place that stinks to death. ”
If I had a choice, I would rather be born into a poor family than in a stable.
"Well~ It's time for the chatter to end, and then we're going to discuss how to defeat the Meilian Temple. ”
Budu poured them a few more cups of tea.
Er Yan said: "To be honest, my "old friend" and I promised to help her repay the Holy White Lotus, so I will be a bystander, and like Ragnar, I will help whoever is bullied, and your war may be a long time away, and who will help who is not certain~"
Ragnar said, "Since you have promised not to spread the war to Gensokyo, if you need me, you can write a letter, but if you want me to bully the members of Meirenji Temple, I will immediately refuse, after all, everyone is equal." ”
Kuroba said, "I don't care. ”
Tu Zigu said: "Now that the Lotus Temple has collected enough faith, if we don't spread Taoism to the outside world, then the entire residents of Gensokyo will be Buddhist believers." Besides, it's impossible for the Witch of Hakurei to watch her financial resources being snatched away by others. Therefore, we started with the Witch of Hakurei and persuaded her to help the Temple of the Gods with the purpose of balancing the faith, so that we would also have the strength to resist the oppression of the Holy White Lotus. ”
Miko said, "Buddhism or something is just my political prop. The goal of Buddhism is to liberate sentient beings from suffering. Presumably, this goal of peace is indispensable for bringing convenience to the political world. The basic idea of Taoism is to understand the so-called natural universe and then turn it into one's own thing. ”
"Actually, my method is very simple, as long as I strengthen the belief in Taoism and the temple of the gods, and then carry out the "resurrection", so I moved the temple to Gensokyo, because there is not even a temple there. But people are not as good as heaven, halfway to kill a trip to bite gold, the Holy White Lotus guy actually built a temple in front of me, which has to make me want to defeat the Natal Lotus Temple. ”
"Then why do you need my strength?"
This is what Ragnar wants to ask the most, if the Son wants to gain a foothold in Gensokyo, he will have a foothold in the Temple of the Gods, what else does it matter to himself?
"Well...... Your power is the best resource for us. You have the physique to attract "spirits", so that you can better attract the gods, and it is also convenient for us to spread Taoism, although this method may be a little incomprehensible to you, but this is our approach, with "get superhuman power", "master immortal arts" as a temptation to attract disciples, and these so-called disciples can provide us with faith, faith is power, if you absorb enough faith, it will not be suppressed by those Buddhist monks. ”
"So you're going to treat me like a showpiece?"
"Hehe~ That's right, if it's successful, there should be a large number of residents and monsters coming to the Divine Spirit Temple to give us faith in a short period of time. (laughs)"
"When will it start?"
"Starting tomorrow, I'm going to show that self-righteous BBA what will happen to the obstacles that are placed in front of Prince Ben. ”
"Can I go back......"
"Yes~ If you don't dislike it, husband, you can still stay in the Spirit Temple, and I can serve you in person at night~"
"Forget it ('Δ?)!"
Ragnar and Kuroba left the stove table together, and when they opened the door and left the living room, they asked Miko again, "Did Reimu and them go home safely?"
"I've already sent them away, don't worry, I'm sending them away one by one. ”
"What about the activation of the gods?"
"I will also liberate those gods, and promise not to do anything harmful to Gensokyo in the future. ”
Ragnar glanced at Miko, then closed the door, leaving a message:
"That's good. ”
……
It wasn't until the footsteps were silent that Miko breathed a sigh of relief, she was afraid that Ragnar would suddenly run back and ask for her life, but it didn't actually happen.
"Is it really okay to let him go like this? Budu felt uneasy.
"Peace of mind, let's take one step at a time, tomorrow's things will be said tomorrow, my husband has already said that he will join us, and with his character, he will not do anything against him halfway, so I trust it very much, and I trust it very much, and I can leave almost everything to him to do. ”
"As long as we have the power of Lord Death, we can watch the joke tomorrow, and now I can imagine the stunned appearance of the Holy White Lotus, clam clam clam~" Tu Zigu laughed out loud without manners.
At this time, Miko suddenly took out a guitar from under the table.
"By the way, which of you will listen to my new "Beijing Drum Book"?"
"No, no, no, no......×3"