Ding Qingsheng followed behind Ding Fengjun in a fart, although he didn't know what Ding Fengjun was going to do, but he knew that Ding Fengjun must have something fun. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Ding Fengjun walked to the side of the agricultural tricycle, he looked around, there was no one in the empty field, he quickly got into the car, this careless Wang Chengxiang actually forgot to pull out the key, Ding Fengjun was happy, stepped on the force, the key turned, and the car immediately started.

"This Wang Chengxiang is too stupid, just now I saw that he didn't shake the car away for a long time, it's really stupid. After Ding Fengjun muttered to himself, he hit the steering wheel, released the force, and the car moved slowly, Ding Fengjun parked the rear of the car in the direction of the river, and after turning off the fire, Ding Fengjun got out of the car quickly.

"Come over on your birthday and come to the cart with the second uncle. Ding Fengjun said, and he came to the front of the car.

Ding Qingsheng said inexplicably: "Second uncle, are you going to push the car into the river?"

Ding Fengjun showed an approving gaze, gave a thumbs up and said, "Celebrating your birthday is really getting smarter and smarter." ”

Ding Qingsheng scratched his head and said puzzledly: "Second uncle, why do you want to push the car into the river? What if this is known to the family?"

Ding Fengjun smiled and said: "Don't worry, as long as we don't admit it, no one will do anything to us, come and help." ”

Ding Qingsheng was still a little hesitant, but because of Ding Fengjun's constant urging, he had to run over and follow Ding Fengjun's example, put his hands on the front of the car and follow Ding Fengjun together, and after a while, the car was pushed into the river by the two of them.

Ding Fengjun looked at his masterpiece, smiled happily, turned his face to Ding Qingsheng and said, "Qingsheng, no matter who asks you later, you don't want to admit that we pushed this car down, understand?"

Ding Qingsheng nodded.

Ding Fengjun said again: "Okay, you go over there to play." ”

Ding Qingsheng returned to the position just now, squatted down, and continued to play in the water.

Ding Fengjun squatted in the field and smoked a cigarette.

Soon, Wang Chengxiang came back with a bucket of oil sweating profusely, and when he saw the car bathing in the river, he was dumbfounded, and his hands trembled, and the whole oil drum fell to the ground.

Wang Chengxiang looked around, there was no one else in this empty field except Ding Fengjun smoking on the side, knowing that Ding Fengjun did it, but Wang Chengxiang couldn't go directly to him, so he had to roar angrily: "Who did it, who did it!"

Ding Fengjun only smoked a cigarette silently, looking at Wang Chengxiang's bitter face, his heart was full of joy, but his face was holding back, for fear of accidentally revealing the stuffing.

After Wang Chengxiang finished scolding, he inadvertently turned his head to see Ding Fengjun, he rushed to Ding Fengjun angrily, pointed at Ding Fengjun's nose and asked, "Ding Fengjun, did you do this!"

Ding Fengjun stood up, threw half of the cigarette in his hand on the ground, extinguished it with his foot, and said faintly: "Wang Chengxiang, do you understand the fucking slander, which eye did you see that I did it?"

Wang Chengxiang said angrily: "There is no one else in this land, who else but you?"

Ding Fengjun said without anger: "The speech is also about evidence, you can't slander me." ”

Wang Chengxiang's lips trembled with anger, and he said fiercely: "Then who do you say did it?"

Ding Fengjun ignored it and said: "With your attitude, even if I know, I won't tell you, otherwise it's like this, you beg me, maybe I'll tell you as soon as I'm happy." ”

Wang Chengxiang angrily pointed at Ding Fengjun with his hand and said, "You ......"

Before the words were spoken, Wang Chengxiang's eyes caught a glimpse of Ding Qingsheng who was playing in the water on the side, he put his hand down, walked straight to Ding Qingsheng, squatted down, and said to Ding Qingsheng: "Child, did you see who pushed your uncle's car into the river just now?"

Ding Qingsheng raised his head and glanced at Wang Chengxiang, lowered his head again, and said, "No." ”

Wang Chengxiang was still a little unwilling, and he said: "Children can't lie, and the nose of a lying child will grow." ”

Ding Qingsheng was stunned for a moment, he raised his head again, looked at Wang Chengxiang suspiciously, and said, "Uncle, do you see that my nose is longer than just now?"

Wang Chengxiang was stunned for a moment, he looked at Ding Qingqi for some reason and said, "No." ”

Ding Qingsheng smiled and said, "Then I just didn't lie." ”

After speaking, Ding Qingsheng ignored Wang Chengxiang, who was stunned, and lowered his head to play again.

Wang Chengxiang couldn't ask why, he straightened up, and said angrily: "Except for you two guys, no one else will do this, Ding Fengjun, if you have the ability, tell the truth." ”

Ding Fengjun smiled and said, "Then I have the ability to tell you, I don't know!"

"Okay, you can do it, let's wait and see!"

After speaking, Wang Chengxiang turned around and left.

"Hey, Wang Chengxiang, you'd better come back soon, I can't guarantee that the next time you come back, your car will still be there." Ding Fengjun shouted at Wang Chengxiang's distant back, but Wang Chengxiang walked farther and farther away as if he hadn't heard it.

When Wang Chengxiang came back, Ding Fengjun had already packed up his tools and was ready to go home, the water in the river was still murmuring, and it was much higher than before, the rear wheels of the car had been flooded by more than half of the water, and this time there were four or five young adults who came back with Wang Chengxiang, and they all came to help push the car from the river to the shore.

"I said, Brother Wang, could it be that you have grown legs in this car and gone to bathe in the river by yourself?" asked one of the young men.

His question caused a burst of laughter, and Wang Chengxiang said bitterly: "How do I know what's going on." ”

"Alas, Brother Wang, do you think someone deliberately pushed your car down?"

The previous man glanced at Ding Fengjun as he spoke, and Wang Chengxiang said angrily: "Do you need to say this, I don't know which bastard is so bad, he actually pushed the car into the river while I was going home." ”

"Have you offended anyone lately?"

"Offended a bastard!"

Wang Chengxiang said to himself, but he was inadvertently hit on his head by a piece of mud, these people were chatting, and they didn't notice where the mud came from, but they still looked at Ding Fengjun with an innocent face, Ding Fengjun spread his hands, and several people looked at Ding Fengjun's hands in unison, there was no dirt at all, Ding Qingsheng, who was far away from Ding Fengjun, also looked like a wooden one, and several people were strange, could this mud block have wings and fly to Wang Chengxiang's head?

Ding Fengjun continued to pack up his tools and ignored Wang Chengxiang.

"Okay, Brother Wang, let's get the car up first, you see that the water level is getting higher and higher, and it will be difficult to get it later." Wang Chengxiang nodded helplessly, glared at Ding Fengjun, and then began to go down to the river and start pushing the car.

Wang Chengxiang tied the rope to the front of the car, he and one of them pulled on the shore, the rest of the people pushed on both sides, seeing that the car was about to be pushed up, suddenly someone shouted behind Wang Chengxiang's side, Wang Chengxiang promised to turn back, but another piece of soil fell from his front, Wang Chengxiang couldn't dodge, just smashed into his mouth by the mud, he was frightened, his hand subconsciously let go, and the car fell down again.

"Ding Fengjun, are you ......sick?"

"Smack", another piece of mud entered Wang Chengxiang's mouth, and no matter how angry Wang Chengxiang was, he couldn't open his mouth to speak anymore.

Ding Fengjun pulled the car and took Ding Qingsheng away leisurely.

"Second uncle, you are not as accurate as me, you see that I threw mud into his mouth twice. Ding Qingsheng said proudly.

Ding Fengjun smiled and said, "Yes, you are really powerful, but we may be miserable now." ”

Ding Qingsheng asked inexplicably, "Why?"

Ding Fengjun smiled again and said: "Because we offended him, I think he will come to Xingshi to ask for guilt." ”

Ding Qingsheng couldn't understand what Ding Fengjun meant, he just thought it was fun, and it was okay to be fun, but seeing Ding Fengjun's serious face, he had to scratch his head and guess what Ding Fengjun was thinking.

In the evening, Zhang Fengrong was about to cook, who knew that Wang Chengxiang actually came, he also carried some meat and a bottle of good wine in his hands, which confused Ding Fengjun, during the day, Ding Fengjun obviously offended him, why did he come here with such a heavy gift?

Wang Chengxiang seemed to have encountered some great joy, he waved the meat in front of Zhang Fengrong and said, "Sister-in-law, you fried the meat, today I want to have two drinks with Brother Fengjun." ”

Zhang Fengrong is not familiar with Wang Chengxiang, she sees that Wang Chengxiang looks older than Ding Fengjun, and actually calls her sister-in-law again and again, which makes Zhang Fengrong very unhappy, but after all, Wang Chengxiang also came with good intentions, and she can't say anything.

"Sister-in-law, what do you want, hurry up and take it, my hands are sore all the way. Wang Chengxiang complained heartlessly.

Ding Fengjun was not restrained by Wang Chengxiang, he said to Zhang Fengrong: "You go to cook first, and I'll talk to him." ”

Zhang Fengrong took the meat handed over by Wang Chengxiang and went to the kitchen.

Ding Fengjun did not give way to Wang Chengxiang, but Wang Chengxiang didn't care about the small section, sat on the horse opposite Ding Fengjun, he put the wine bottle in his hand on the table, and said very lightly: "Where is that little rabbit cub in your family?"

Ding Fengjun was not angry or angry, and said indifferently: "In addition to you, the big rabbit cub, how can there be any little rabbit cub at home." ”

Wang Chengxiang was stunned for a moment, only to know that he had said the wrong thing, which attracted Ding Fengjun's mind, he hurriedly slapped his mouth a few times with his hand, and said, "I mean your son." ”

Ding Fengjun said with a straight face: "What, are you here to ask the teacher about the crime?"

Wang Chengxiang said jokingly with a smile on his face: "Have you ever seen someone who comes to Xingshi with wine and food to ask for guilt? I just want to take a closer look at what your son looks like, and why he has so much courage to hit me with mud." ”

Ding Fengjun said coldly: "Do you still need courage to smash you?

Wang Chengxiang smiled awkwardly and looked at Ding Fengjun seriously, he smiled: "It seems that you have misunderstood, this time I came to you and had nothing to do with the day's affairs, I heard that you are a man, it is not difficult to have time today, I specially came to you for a drink or two, you don't have to be so hostile to me." ”

Ding Fengjun can also see his sincerity from Wang Chengxiang's more terrifying, since this is the case, there is no need for Ding Fengjun to treat him like this again.

"Birthday, come here. Ding Fengjun shouted, Ding Qingsheng quickly walked out of the house, he came to Ding Fengjun, and leaned directly on Ding Fengjun's body.

When Ding Qingsheng's eyes touched Wang Chengxiang's face, he looked a little panicked.

"Second uncle, is he here to find trouble?" Ding Qingsheng asked in a low voice.

His words amused Wang Chengxiang, and Wang Chengxiang asked while laughing: "If I come to find trouble, what else can you do with me? Could it be that you also have mud at home?"

Ding Qingsheng tilted his head and said thoughtfully: "If you come to find trouble, I will beat you out." ”

Wang Chengxiang said, "Can you beat me?"

Ding Qingsheng said seriously: "If you can't beat me, you have to fight, I don't believe that you can beat me and the second uncle in my family." ”

Wang Chengxiang was amused by Ding Qingsheng's seriousness, he couldn't help but praise: "It's really a tiger father like a dog, your son is really powerful, maybe he will have a powerful horn in the future." ”

Ding Fengjun smiled and said: "What is the horn or not, as long as you know how to help your family." ”

Wang Chengxiang said: "But there is one thing I still don't understand, is it you or him who voted for me for the first time during the day today?"

Ding Fengjun snorted coldly and said angrily: "I said that I didn't talk about the day's things, but it's good for you to slap yourself in the face." ”

Wang Chengxiang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said: "It's me who was wrong, I'll punish myself with two cups later, haha." ”

"Second uncle, what is he here for, why is there wine on our table. Ding Qingsheng asked inexplicably.

Wang Chengxiang smiled and said before Ding Fengjun answered: "I'm here to have a drink with your father." ”

"Then are you his friend?" Ding Qingsheng's next question made Wang Chengxiang stunned, and he said, "Why do you ask that?"

"Because my second uncle only drinks with his friends. Ding Qingsheng said seriously.

"Second uncle, friend?" Wang Chengxiang has long been curious about the title in Ding Qingsheng's mouth, and at this moment, he was even more confused when he heard Ding Qingsheng repeatedly mention the title of second uncle, he looked at Ding Qingsheng and then at Ding Fengjun, and muttered to himself: "You two look similar, I think he is your son, why does he call you second uncle? Could it be that now this father's title has been changed to the second uncle?"

Ding Fengjun said unnaturally: "He is my son." ”

Ding Qingsheng wanted to defend something, but unexpectedly, Zhang Fengrong came over with the dishes at the right time.

"Celebrate your birthday, go to the kitchen and get two wine glasses. ”

Ding Qingsheng swallowed back the words that came to his lips and went straight to the cook.

Wang Chengxiang poured a full cup for Ding Fengjun, and he also filled the cup, Ding Fengjun saluted Wang Chengxiang and said, "Come on, come on, eat the vegetables first." ”

Wang Chengxiang was not polite, picked up the chopsticks and sent the vegetables to his mouth, and after a few glasses of wine, the conversation box of the two people was also opened.

Wang Chengxiang said with a red face: "Brother Fengjun, I actually came this time for a purpose. ”

Ding Fengjun said puzzledly: "What purpose?"

Wang Chengxiang smiled, but it seemed a little unnatural, and after pausing for a while, he said, "That's the case, I heard that your family has four daughters, right?"

Ding Fengjun nodded thoughtfully, and Wang Chengxiang said again: "Don't be barbaric, you say, my family happens to have four sons, named Yugong, Yucheng, Yuming, Yujiu, and they are called Gongcheng Mingjiu, and I heard that the names of your four daughters are also good, called Qinqi Calligraphy and Painting, I thought, you use Qinqi calligraphy and painting to help me Gongcheng Mingjiu, why not help this meaning to let the children of our two families get married?"