Chapter 1034: Immortal Hu
readx;? Chen Yi finished cleaning up the berries and the five or six big fat goose-like hairless monster birds, the sky was already dark, and the sun father-in-law sank into the west mountain after watching the show, and went to rest after work. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info book.
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On top of a few large trees, there are many of these berries, which are swaying and tempting in the evening breeze. It's a pity that it's not ripe yet, and he can't pick it now, Chen Yi has enough in his hand, enough for him to eat for several days. /p
With a full harvest, Chen Yi returned to the village, first put the gourd fruit in the room, and then took a few "big fat geese" to find the aunt who was responsible for cooking for them. /p
Originally, Chen Yi wanted this aunt to have a pot of braised pork, but as soon as she threw the things down, the aunt "roared" in her voice, saying a bunch of languages that Chen Yi didn't understand, and hurriedly gesturing. /p
"What?"/p
Chen Yi couldn't understand it, seeing the eldest lady with a fat hip and a strong waist and a voice that was worse than the sound of a broken gong, his face was full of horror and panic, he frowned and asked, "What's the matter? You can't do this?"
"It's very simple, chop it, put some oil, chopped green onion and ginger, and stir-fry it vigorously, this kind of game is delicious as long as you put salt and boil it in white water!"
"Woo, ahhhhh......h
"I don't understand this, forget it, you go, I'll do it myself!"
Chen Yi is still quite confident in his cooking skills, not as good as a large restaurant like Shiping Guild Hall, but he can always be higher than the level of this Pulin aunt, and immediately picked up the chopping knife, and the "bell bell" chopped into pieces of almost the same size, very satisfied. /p
The aunt roared twice, and finally ran out angrily without knowing what was going on. The language barrier is not as good as two deaf and mute people communicating with each other together. /p
Shaking his head, I don't know why the aunt reacted so strongly, is there any meaning to this strange bird here? Golden Eagle Jinpeng Wu Owl Wu Ying and so on, these people are all named after birds, maybe this strange bird is really the totem of this ghost place!/p
Kill all the kills, chop all the chops, Chen Yike has no intention of giving up, quickly burst the pot, and began to stir-fry and stew. /p
The taste of this thing Chen Yi has never tasted, but it won't be too bad if I think about it, where is the aura so strong, how bad can it be?/p
"Sneer......p
Although the Pulin people live in the Burmese region, they are accustomed to the same as China, and the seasoning is also eight or nine inseparable from ten, under the toss of Chen Yitong, it didn't take long for the firewood cauldron to come out of the tempting aroma!/p
"Grandma, it's not that bad, the gluttony is hooked!" Chen Yi swallowed while turning the pot, it was so fragrant. /p
"Chen Yi, what are you doing?"
A voice sounded behind him, Chen Yi turned his head and looked, it was now Hua Bai Gu and Du Ma, and the aunt who had left angrily just now also walked back, pointing at Chen Yi, just like Chen Yi had insulted her before, roaring loudly. /p
Not only them, but even the Phoenix people ran after them!/p
"I said, as for you, don't you just catch a wild bird, we don't like to eat alone, go back and give you a spoon!" Chen Yi felt that something was wrong, but he still had a hard mouth, and wanted him to throw away the fat meat in his mouth, which was absolutely impossible!/p
"Hmph, you dare to eat this thing, something that the Pulin clan has not dared to move for hundreds of years, you have to cook it when you come? /p
Duma also said: "Chen Yi, find a place to pour this meat, you really can't eat it!"
Chen Yi was very speechless, these two people were crying and wiping their tears not long ago, but they had no fate, but now it's good, it's only been a few days, and they are wearing a pair of pants?
"Chen Yi, how are you?" Phoenix cared about Chen Yi after all, and when a few people were talking, he walked up to Chen Yi, first took his hand and checked it, and then checked him, as if he was looking for something stolen!/p
"What are you going to do, why can't you eat a good pot of meat? /p
Phoenix ignored his words, carefully inspected every part of his body, and almost stripped it in public, after the inspection, he was relieved and said: "It's okay, the skin is not broken, there are no signs of poisoning, everything is normal!" /p
"What poisoning, what is normal, what is messy?" Chen Yi has changed from the initial guard braised bird meat to the current second monk who is confused, and he doesn't understand which one of these guys is doing!/p
Nima, it can't be that he didn't come back for a day, and he fell under some kind of magic and became a psychopath, right?/p
"You're embarrassed to ask, Lao Tzu's soul is about to be scared!" Hua Bai Gu was furious, looking at Chen Yi as if he was looking at a child swinging on a high-voltage wire, and said angrily: "Do you know what you have in your pot?
was scolded by Hua Bai Gu, Chen Yi's face also changed, he blinked his eyes twice, looked at everyone, and asked: "You say, these strange birds are birds?" Come on, don't joke, if you don't let you eat, you won't be allowed to eat, why do you make up such scary words." ”/p
His heart is also empty, if this thing is really a bird, he can be a back and forth from the ghost door closed!/p
"Is it necessary for Lao Tzu to lie to you, if you don't believe it, you can eat a bite and taste it yourself!" said Hua Bai Gu angrily. /p
Duma pulled the slippery cypress bone, and now Duma already had a shadow on Chen Yi in his heart, for fear that this smiling tiger would be provoked and come up with some ideas to harm their Pulin clan. /p
"Chen Yi, don't believe it, let's try it and find out!" Duma said. /p
"yes, you can try!"/p
Chen Yi's eyes lit up, scooped out a spoonful of bird meat from the pot and swallowed saliva when he smelled it, and walked towards a kennel not far from this house. /p
There's a big yellow dog squatting there, shaking its head and tail, whining and barking at this side!/p
“…%¥#**”/p
Without waiting for Chen Yi to walk over, the aunt stopped in front of Chen Yi and said that she would not let this guy harm his dog. /p
failed to implement the principle of proximity, but fortunately, Chen Yi was not an ordinary person, and as soon as his mind moved, he grabbed a twenty-centimeter-long rat from under this tall house. /p
The big rat was eating in the rice jar, and suddenly someone caught it, and naturally he was furious, "chirping", opening his teeth and dancing his claws, and a pair of front teeth clattering and rubbing. /p
"Woooooooooo
Without waiting for the rat king-level rat to demonstrate any longer, Chen Yi picked up a piece of bird meat and stuffed it into its mouth. /p
"Woo woo woo ......"/p
The "woo" sound just now is the sound of being gagged by food, surprised, happy and unbelievable, and the "woo" at this time is the sound coming out of the mouth when the mouth is in pain and uncomfortable, rolling all over the ground. /p
It didn't take long for the big rat to die, stiff, bleeding from all its orifices, and not blinking to death!/p
"Nima!"/p
Chen Yi's heart was so cold that the soles of his feet were on the board, and he rubbed his hands vigorously, eager to rub the next layer of skin. Die long, die young, this is the rhythm of his own death, if he makes a small hole in his body, then his little life will be explained here!/p
Barren mountains and mountains, poisoned and unconscious, and there is an old monkey spirit next to him who was beaten to a corner, what do you say will happen? The gods can't be saved!/p
Chen Yi's cold sweat was like a waterfall, flowing down with a bang!/p
He suddenly wondered if the old ape had led him to that place for revenge?/p
"Hmph, you guy, you're a scourge. I didn't live in Kunming for a few days, and I got into trouble, I got into trouble, hum, when I got here, I brought the bird back, if it wasn't for this eldest sister in time, wouldn't all the people at our table have to bury you?" /p
Chen Yi's face was hot, he was ashamed, he almost killed himself with greed, and he said that he would not live!/p
"Isn't it just a misunderstanding, Uncle Slippery, it's a lot of anger. I'll give you something good to taste, this one is guaranteed to be non-toxic, I've tried it myself!" Chen Yi took out a few gourd fruits from the iron basin on the side and threw them to the cypress bone and the phoenix. /p
He washed it and brought it over, and gave it to them when he was ready to eat, but he didn't expect it to become a fig leaf to hide his shyness!/p
"What is this?" Slippery cypress bones have never seen this kind of gourd fruit, for fear that Chen Yi will toss out a moth again, which will never dare to eat it. /p
"It smells good!" Phoenix sniffed, and was immediately fascinated by the fragrance that emanated from the peel, if it weren't for Chen Yi's history of mistaking poison for game, maybe she would have eaten it regardless of her image. /p
"Damn, what kind of expression do you have?" Chen Yi said very depressedly, regretting that he gave them this gourd fruit, he was blind in vain!/p
Hua Baigu rolled his eyes, he dared to blame himself for any expression, you don't look at what you have done, you almost ate the highly poisonous plover, not to mention, and also harmed the big iron pot of the eldest sister!/p
The aunt was busy working next to the earthen stove, and Du Ma was also on the side, and the two of them struggled to pick up the cauldron, and the aunt took it and took it away with the meat in the pot, and glared at Chen Yi fiercely when she left, if it weren't for the language barrier, Chen Yi would definitely make Chen Yi pay for her iron pot!/p
Du Ma accompanied the aunt to finish this, clapped his hands, and was about to see what Chen Yi took out again, his eyes suddenly straightened, and he exclaimed: "You, you even picked the fairy gourd?"
"This thing is called Xianhu, hehe, good name!" Chen Yi took out one, clicked and bit off the small half, just like eating a radish, chewing his mouth full of water. The level of this Pulin clan's name is similar to him, his name is gourd fruit, and the Pulin tribe is called Xianhu, as if a master taught it!/p
"Oh my God, you're eating the fairy gourd, wasting resources, wasting resources, you're a great shame!" Duma covered his head, feeling like he was going crazy.