Chapter 62: Savage Girlfriend
"Xiaoyin, what are you talking about?
At breakfast time, Ji Ran had just inserted an omelette and was about to feast on it, but was suddenly stunned by Chen Xiaoyin's words. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Yes, if you want a man to lose interest in a girl, the best way is to blacken himself, for example, if Sister Xiaoran has any shortcomings or something, you can tell him without reservation at this time, so that if he can't accept it, he will naturally have the idea of retreating. Chen Xiaoyin took a sip of vanilla milk, looked at Ji Ran and said.
"Do you mean to tell the other party about your shortcomings and let the other party know the difficulties?" asked Ji Ran.
"Well, that's what it means. Chen Xiaoyin nodded.
"Okay, then I'll give it a try, and hopefully it will work. Ji Ran nodded.
At noon, the Shenghe Chaos Pavilion.
After eating delicious seafood chaos, Ji Ran told Huang Huang all his shortcomings according to the method provided by Chen Xiaoyin, such as being very lazy, never putting on makeup when he gets up in the morning, not liking housework, very greedy, likes to eat snacks, loves to eat black melon seeds, and when eating melon seeds, he will make melon seed shells everywhere on the ground, etc
Huang Huang listened to these interesting things in life with interest, not only did he not get angry, but he also felt that Ji Ran was very cute, what he needed seemed to be such a beautiful and kind, and cute girl.
"Anything else?" After Huang Huang listened, he didn't seem to be satisfied, and hoped that Ji Ran would say more so that he could understand her better.
"I also like to play games, and I like to play all day, and I like to watch movies and novels, especially when I read novels, I hate being disturbed by others. Ji Ran thought about it and added.
"What else?" asked Huang Huang with a smile.
Ji Ran blinked strangely, isn't there enough of so many shortcomings?
"And there's" Ji Ran scratched his head in embarrassment, he really couldn't think of it, what other shortcomings did he have?
"By the way, there will always be a few days every month, when I am in a bad mood and lose my temper for no reason, can you bear it?" Ji Ran finally found the worst shortcoming, this shortcoming is estimated to be unbearable for ordinary people, right?
"Hehe, why can't you bear it? The girl will be unwell for a few days every month, I will not only be able to bear it, but I will also take good care of you, and when the time comes, I don't care how you lose your temper. Huang Huang said with a smile, and accepted it without hesitation.
I'm dizzy, can you even accept this?
Ji Ran really collapsed, if he can even accept this, then what shortcomings do he have that he can't be accepted?
In the evening, Ji Ran returned to the apartment listlessly, looking very depressed.
Chen Xiaoyin was about to open her mouth to ask about the situation, but she quickly dispelled her thoughts, and it could be seen from Ji Ran's expression that the plan must have failed, otherwise, she would not be so depressed.
"Xiaoyin, he even agreed to buy me an aunt's towel, I really can't find any shortcomings that he can't accept. Ji Ran complained to Chen Xiaoyin.
After listening to Ji Ran's confession, Chen Xiaoyin also felt that things were a little tricky, if a man loves a girl to the point that he can tolerate everything about her, I am afraid there is no way to let him leave this girl.
"Xiaoyin, you must find a way to help me, I really can't help it. Ji Ran hugged Chen Xiaoyin and begged.
Chen Xiaoyin thought for a moment, but she really couldn't think of a way.
"Sister Xiao Ran, why don't you just accept rhubarb, right? It's not easy to meet someone who loves you so much in your life, he loves you so much, why do you have to reject him?" As soon as Chen Xiaoyin said this, Ji Ran was startled.
What?
People asked you to find a way to get out, and you actually changed the law and shouted "together!" on the side, Xiaoyin, what kind of trouble are you going to make?
"Okay, if you really don't want to, there is a way, but I just don't know if you can't bear to destroy your image?" Chen Xiaoyin said, and his face became serious.
"What? self-destructing image, do you want to disfigure? I don't want it!" Ji Ran covered his face and shook his head vigorously.
Even if she becomes a girl, she is still a beautiful girl, and she doesn't want to lose even this bit of capital.
"It's not that you are disfigured, but that you are usually sloppy, and make it a little more difficult for him in daily life, in short, how to make him unhappy, so that gradually he will hate you, and then he will stay away from you, but then you will not leave any good impression in his heart. Chen Xiaoyin kindly reminded.
Ji Ran thought about it carefully, although this idea was indeed not a good idea, but he had to try.
In the following days, Ji Ran seemed to be a different person, commanding Huang Huangyi and making things difficult for him in every way, such as when drinking water, Huang Huang brought cold water, Ji Ran wanted to drink hot water, brought hot water, Ji Ran said that he wanted to drink cold water, if hot water and cold water were brought together, Ji Ran said that he wanted to drink juice, in short, how to make Huang Huang uncomfortable, she would come.
After a few days of tossing, Ji Ran herself was embarrassed, how could she have embarrassed others like this?
However, Huang Huang didn't complain at all, but was more considerate to Ji Ran.
Ji Ran really can't understand, I bullied you like this, why don't you resist?
On the contrary, you are still submissive, do you have masochistic tendencies?
In the evening, the Holungo cafeteria.
"Xiao Ran, come, your favorite grilled chicken wings. Huang Huang brought Ji Ran's favorite roast chicken wings.
Ji Ran looked at the grilled chicken wings, frowned and shook his head, "I don't want to eat it, I want to eat the flesh and bones." ”
"Hehe, okay, I'll get it for you. Huang Huang got up and went to bring a plate of flesh and bones back.
"I want another plate. Ji Ran said again.
Huang Huang smiled and went to get another plate.
"What drink do you drink?" Huang asked.
"Whatever. Ji Ran said.
"What about milk tea?"
"Good. Ji Ran nodded.
Soon after, Huang Huang came over with two cups of milk tea.
"Milk tea is here, be careful, it's hot!" Huang Huang put a cup of milk tea beside Ji Ran.
"I'm going to drink juice. Ji Ran said suddenly.
Huang Huang looked at Ji Ran strangely, "Didn't you want milk tea?"
"I want juice again. Ji Ran said, but he was sneering in his heart, he finally got impatient, and if he kept trying, he slowly didn't like me.
"Okay, I'll go get you juice. Huang Huang got up and went to bring the juice again.
After some tossing, Huang Huang was already sweating profusely, and the table was also full of all kinds of food, and the four more people couldn't finish it.
"Miss, what else do you need?" the servant is waiting for you!" Huang Huang asked with a bitter face, yin and yang.
Ji Ran was so amused that he smiled, and then began to eat.
A table full of food, Ji Ran only ate a little to be full, and although Huang Huang ate a lot, in the end, there was still half of it on the table.
According to the rules of the cafeteria, guests are not allowed to waste food, and the food they order must be eaten even if they kneel.
Of course, there is another way, which is to accept the penalty and pay a certain fine before leaving.
Obviously, Huang Huang wants to use the latter method, "Waiter, settle the account." ”
The waiter looked at Banzhuo's food and calculated it according to the market price, "Sir, it's forty-five yuan in total." ”
Huang Huang was about to pay the money, but he heard Ji Ran cough a few times, "I can't settle the bill." ”
"What?" Huang Huang's heart trembled, and an ominous premonition came to his mind, is this aunt going crazy again?
"I want you to eat all the food on the table. Ji Ran sneered at "gloating", thinking that you should be angry this time, right? If you are angry, you can take the opportunity to break up.
Hehe, I'm so smart ^^
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