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Li Yu ignored the old man and said, "The current people don't even have a person with vision, it's really stupid!"

There is a desire to help others achieve the highest path, but no one believes in it.

It seems that trying to cheat money...... Ahem, if you want to borrow some chance, you have to make the other party believe in yourself before you can speak.

Li Yu fell into a deep groan.

This fortune-telling street has a lot of traffic, and even if his location is very remote, he is not worried about no customers at all.

After a while, a young man came over, wearing a blue coat.

When the young man walked by, he looked at Li Yu in surprise, as if he was surprised that there was such a young fortune teller.

Then, I saw a wooden board on the small table, which read: Supreme Avenue. These four words.

Of course, these four words were just added by Li Yu.

So, I walked over in confusion and said, "Dude, what are you ......?"

Li Yu didn't talk nonsense and said, "Sit." ”

The young man sat down and said, "Dude, what do you mean by what is written on this sign?"

Li Yu said mysteriously: "The deity asks you, have you read the online novel?"

A young man in a blue coat, the deity?

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said, "Look, I've seen it." ”

"Have you read a fairy tale novel? It's the kind of ghosts, gods, monsters, stones, and caterpillars. ”

The young man in the blue coat suddenly showed an extremely obscene expression and said, "Of course I have seen it." ”

"It's good to have seen it, the deity asks you, in reality, do you believe in the existence of cultivators?"

The young man showed a stupid expression and said, "Dude, are you a lie, those are all things in fiction, not in reality." ”

"Oh?" Li Yu showed a mysterious smile, "Do you see this orange in the deity's hand?"

"See, what's wrong?"

"Look, Sky Magic!"

With that, the orange floated up into thin air. Of course, this is not an air control technique, but this is Li Yu using his divine sense and spiritual power to barely make it float, and a slightly larger object will not work.

Unless he exchanges spells at the system that can actually levitate.

The young man's mouth opened wide and he was surprised.

"See? It's a spell!"

The young man was surprised and said, "Spell?" stood up and walked around the orange twice, his eyes shining with golden light, "Awesome!"

"Now you believe in the existence of cultivators. ”

"Okay, buddy, you can, this magic trick is even more than six thousand!"

Li Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "Look at it, this is a spell, not a magic trick!"

The young man pursed the corners of his lips and said, "Okay, buddy, I'm still pretending here, although I can't see through the principle of this magic, but it must be fake, duang~ must have added stunts." ”

Li Yu pretended not to hear it and said, "I believe you have also seen the power of the deity." In this way, today, there is a little problem with the deity, and I am a little down. In this way, as long as you are willing to give the deity 666 yuan today to help the deity get through the predicament, he will take you to Xiuzhen and take you to fly, and help you walk on the supreme road!"

The corners of the young man's mouth twitched, and he said, "Dude, I'm not stupid, you said that you are a cultivator, do you have proof?"

"The spell just now is proof of that. ”

"Is there a certificate? In modern society, you can't go all the way without a certificate! What ID card, birth certificate, death certificate, non-death certificate, I am my certificate, do you have a certificate?"

The young man gave an excuse and left.

Li Yu thought about it and found that it was true, so he asked the system to do one.

A moment later, another man came.

“…… Supreme Dao, big brother, what does this mean?"

As soon as Li Yu slapped the table, the oranges on the table fluttered.

The man was taken aback and said, "it!?"

His eyes were fanatical: "Big brother, how did you do it?"

"Do you believe in cultivators?"

"I didn't believe it originally, but now I believe it a little. ”

"That's good, I believe you should also see that the deity is actually a cultivator. However, there has been a little problem with Nihon's recently, and he is a little down. In this way, as long as you are willing to give the deity 666 yuan today to help the deity get through the predicament, he will take you to Xiuzhen and take you to fly, and help you walk on the supreme road!"

“…… Big brother, it's time for you to take your medicine, but how the hell did you do it just now?"

"Don't be in a hurry to disbelieve it, I have a cultivator certificate issued by the Cultivator Alliance. ”

Li Yu took out the cultivator certificate from his pocket.

"Damn, the cultivator still has a certificate of cultivation??"

After taking it, he saw Li Yu's cultivation column, and said: "Big brother, you can't do this, you have only built the foundation period, and now the monk is embarrassed to come out and mix without the Mahayana period." ”

"What you said is a novel, in reality, the foundation building period is not easy, of course, if you want to, I also have the proof of Luo Jinxian of the Mixed Yuan Infinite Great. ”

The corner of the man's mouth twitched, and he said, "Why don't you talk about Pangu Certificate, big brother, forget it." ”

Shaking his head, he left.

Li Yu groaned and failed three times in a row, could it be that he had no financial luck? Or was his acting too exaggerated?

……

A moment later, another person came.

This man's face was numb, and he could see his despair and numbness in the real society from his eyes, but he didn't know what to do.

Li Yu's eyes lit up and said, "Do you want to understand the meaning of life, do you want to really live?"

The man's body trembled and said, "You...... Can you help me?"

"For only 666 yuan, the deity can take you to Xiuzhen, take you flying, and help you walk on the supreme avenue!"

"......" The man turned around and left without saying a word.

Another person came, looking down at his phone, just passing by.

After Li Yu checked it with his divine sense, he found that this was a classic waste wood flow novel.

"Dude, sit!"

"Fortune teller, no, I don't need ......," said softly and weakly.

"Do you want to punch the Heavenly Dao, kick Yama, shatter the void with your palm, and break the sky!?"

The man's body was shocked, excitement appeared in his eyes, and he said, "Yes!"

"Well, pay the crossing fee of 666 yuan, and the deity can take you Xiuzhen to fly, and take you on the Supreme Avenue!"

The man immediately covered his wallet and said, "Dead liar!" and ran away.

The corners of Li Yu's eyes twitched, another one, the last one! If it still doesn't work, withdraw!

Slowly walked past an otaku with glasses, still holding a mobile phone in his hand, and said: "Hey, hey, hey, Jia Baili is so cute, Jia Baili is my wife'......"

Li Yu's eyes widened and he complained: "Jia Baili is so wasteful, you also like it? Normal people like V milk, right! Of course I'm from the Satanian faction." ”

The dead house was furious and said, "Don't speak ill of my wife!"

Li Yu said quietly: "Young man, do you want to accelerate to a faster world?"

“…… What do you mean?"

Li Yu waved his hand, with a "pure" smile on his face, and said, "Come on, little brother, sit down." ”

Throwing the little orange into the sky, the little orange floated, and Li Yu had the expression of a profiteer, and said: "Little brother, look, as long as you give me 999 yuan, how about I teach you this spell?" ”

A lewd and lascivious smile suddenly appeared on the face of the dead house, and said, "Hey, hey, oh, oh, oh, it sounds good, but why 999 yuan?"

"Because 6 is 999. ”

“666.”

“999.”

“233.”

Suddenly, the smile of the dead house stopped abruptly and said, "No, it's winter, there are no girls wearing skirts at all, it's all liars in the anime, I'm leaving." ”

"Little brother, wait a minute, no, I'll give you a discount, what do you think of 666? ”

"Uncle policeman, this is this man!" ran away.

Li Yu looked up to the sky and shouted, "Why! Modern humans are so stupid!!"

The fortune teller next to him said: "Young man, go home quickly, it's really not good, I'll call 120, and I can't endure it all the time without medicine." ”

Li Yu's voice stopped abruptly and said, "Give me 666 yuan." ”

The fortune teller old man paused and said, "Did I give you 666 yuan and you went home?"

"Yes. ”

"That's good. The fortune teller took out 666 yuan from his pocket and put it in Li Yu's hand, "Young man, hurry home, if your family finds out that you are missing, they will definitely be worried." ”

The moment he got the money, Li Yu's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said: "Old man, I didn't expect you to be the most discerning person among these people, so the deity will give you a big gift package for free!"

Li Yu took out a jade pendant from his pocket and said, "Old man, this jade pendant can protect your safety and can help you resist a full blow comparable to a peak cultivator in the Qi refining period, take it." ”

The old man put it in his pocket without care, thinking it was a stall, and said, "Okay, I'll take it, young man, you go home quickly, no, I'll make a call for you." ”

"Don't worry, it's not over yet. Li Yu suddenly frowned, "Old man, do you have cancer?"

The old man was stunned for a moment and said, "Young man, how do you know?"

The old man sighed and said, "Also, my sick body can be seen at a glance by a discerning person. Young man, I'll tell you the truth, old man, I have cancer, and I don't have a few months to live, but I don't want to die in the hospital, so I thought, follow my previous occupation, and count a few hexagrams when I die.

Alas, it's just bad luck today, and few people came to the door. ”

The old man shook his head, and did not directly explain that it was Li Yu's reason.

"Young man, look, you are different from me, you are still young, you still have hope, don't give up treatment. ”

"......" the corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, "Otherwise, for the sake of you being my first member, I would have beaten you a long time ago." ”

"Alright, don't give up hope too soon, you can still be saved. ”

The old man shook his head, thinking that Li Yu was joking.

Li Yu stroked his non-existent beard and said, "Don't worry, that jade pendant also has a healing function, and it can cure your cancer in three days at most." ”

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, what the hell, a piece of jade pendant can cure cancer?

The old man showed a pitiful look, the young man was young, he originally thought that the condition was still within the range, but he didn't expect the condition to be so serious.

"By the way, old man, what's your name?"

The old man shook his head and said, "My surname is Ji, you can just call me Ji Lao." ”

Li Yu sprayed and said, "?666, you can." ”

Li Yu put away the stall and said, "Okay, then I'll go, the next time the stall will not be when, if you don't worry about it, Ji Lao, you can go to the hospital for a check-up in a few days, your bones are white." ”