When Li Xiaoyan was in class in the afternoon, he threw a box of cloud cakes on Su Mianqin's bed before leaving. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 As soon as she turned around, Su Mianqin threw the cloud cake on Li Xiaoyan's waist, and as soon as Li Xiaoyan turned around, Su Mianqin swept the bed with a brush, swept Li Xiaoyan with the corner of her eyes, and said sharply: "Don't throw things into other people's beds casually." Li Xiaoyan picked up the cloud cake from the ground, handed it over, and said, "It's the cloud cake, for you to eat." Su Mianqin said: "Is it a reward for my fight for you last night? Just because she quarreled with me, do you need to talk about this? Don't be sentimental" Li Xiaoyan said: "No. Su Mianqin said, "Don't make me disgusting." ”

Li Xiaoyan nodded, and threw the cloud cake to Wei Miaoqi, Wei Miaoqi sighed as if he saw a cockroach, pinched it with two fingers and threw it to the ground, and said, "Why don't you just throw things on someone's bed? Li Xiaoyan picked it up from the ground, feeling that he was stupid, so in a hurry, he opened the box and ate a stack first. Hai Ying smiled: "This kind of cheap thing is also embarrassed to give away, how ridiculous, at least you should send Fuling mustard." Hai Ying chuckled and passed by Li Xiaoyan, squinted at Li Xiaoyan, and said, "Yes? ”

Li Xiaoyan took her mobile phone downstairs at 9:50 every night to wait for Cheng Donghao's call, and the day finally came. Li Xiaoyan answered the phone, Cheng Donghao said, "What's the matter with calling me?" Li Xiaoyan said: "The cause of your impotence has been found." Cheng Donghao said: "What?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Did you notice those dead pigs on the highway?" Cheng Donghao said: "Of course, didn't we all see it?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Which part of the pig did you look at?" Cheng Donghao said: "I saw all the parts, the bleeding mouth, the four hooves." ”

Li Xiaoyan said: "If you have a special idea, think about it carefully. Cheng Donghao said: "It's nothing special, it's just a dead pig." Li Xiaoyan said: "Did you have any thoughts about doing it at that time?" Cheng Donghao said: "What are you doing?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Do you have an erection?" Cheng Donghao said: "What are you kidding?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Actually, it's not a joke. Cheng Donghao said: "I don't know what you're talking about." I often feel hard when you're around me, but I didn't feel that way at the time. It rained heavily, there was another car accident, and the pigs died, and there was blood all over the place. Li Xiaoyan said: "Do you see the belly of the pig, when the pig died, lying on its side, did you especially look at its belly?" Cheng Donghao said: "Look, there are double-breasted buttons on it." Don't you, you think I'm going to a dead pig?"

Li Xiaoyan said: "You paid special attention to the white belly of the dead pig and the head of the breast on it?" Cheng Donghao said: "You mean that I had feelings for the dead pig at that time and wanted to the dead pig?" Li Xiaoyan said: "No, I mean did you feel anything strange at that time? Body, bottom, and heart sticky?" Cheng Donghao said: "No." Li Xiaoyan said: "Did you think of the naked woman you saw?" Cheng Donghao said: "You mean I thought of you?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Did you think of it?" Cheng Donghao said: "No." Li Xiaoyan said: "You thought that I didn't think of my nakedness, my white belly and the head of my breast milk?" Cheng Donghao said: "You mean that I saw the dead pig as you, and later when I saw your body in bed, I thought of the impressive dead pig, so I became impotent?" Li Xiaoyan said: "How is it? Is there logic?" Cheng Donghao said: "It seems to be, it seems to be, maybe there is." I do have a clear impression of the dead pig in my head, down to the end. And when you say that, I really think ...... Hiss....... ”

Li Xiaoyan said: "When the fog recedes, everything is revealed. Cheng Donghao said: "What should I do?" Li Xiaoyan said: "I don't know, now for the thing below you, I am no different from the white-skinned dead pig." Cheng Donghao laughed, uncontrollable, rare cheerful, and said, "How did you figure it out?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Is it funny? It's not funny at all." And it's not something I figured out, it's the conclusion we came to after the consultation, and that's the crux of your problem. You have to keep telling yourself: I'm different from a dead pig, think about our differences, for example, I don't have hair on my body, my skin is fine, it's thin, and I'm not so fat. ”

Cheng Donghao said: "You are different from a dead pig, and if you let me say this, it will remind me: you are no different from a dead pig." The more I think you're different from it, the more I'll think it's no different. After all, there are people who mate with pigs, and they must be cool, and you know that thing is normal when you touch it, and if you dry it, you will, no matter who you talk to, even if it is a pig, a dead pig. When the car fell off the highway, the thing under me seemed to be pricked, it must have been a broken little nerve at that time, and it had nothing to do with you or the pig, I think. ”

Li Xiaoyan said: "Have you had an erection recently?" Cheng Donghao said: "Sometimes in the morning, it's not very hard." Li Xiaoyan said: "What is the relationship with Kong Sisi?" Cheng Donghao said: "It doesn't matter. Li Xiaoyan said, "Where do you live now?" Cheng Donghao said, "My father's house." Li Xiaoyan said: "What about Kong Sisi?" Cheng Donghao said: "It's also my father's house." Li Xiaoyan said: "How do you feel about her?" Cheng Donghao said: "It's okay and I don't feel it." Li Xiaoyan said: "Did she hug you in the middle of the night?" Cheng Donghao said: "She's not you." Li Xiaoyan said: "I don't believe she didn't go." Cheng Donghao said: "I don't know if she's coming, I'm locking the door." ”

Li Xiaoyan said, "Why don't you try it with her." Li Xiaoyan waited for a while, Cheng Donghao was silent, Li Xiaoyan said: "There is a saying that if a man is impotent, changing to a woman is the most direct, effective and thorough treatment." Li Xiaoyan waited for a while, but there was no sound on the other end of the phone. Li Xiaoyan said: "Speak." Cheng Donghao said, "Do you know what you're talking about?" Li Xiaoyan said: "From the perspective of treating the disease, it makes sense. Cheng Donghao said: "Have you found another man? Big, thick, long, and hard, 25 centimeters? Are you willing to give you money to spend? To please you? Want to kick me? Take advantage of my engagement to get off the donkey?" Li Xiaoyan said: "It is important to treat the disease first." Cheng Donghao said: "What do you think of me? Is it really a superman who can be a dead pig?" Li Xiaoyan said: "You have impotence when you see me, which means that you don't really love me so much in your heart, change your experience with another person, just do it, if you don't do it, you can come back to me again, if you want, I will be responsible for giving you the cover." ”

Cheng Donghao said: "I want to say that I have wronged you for changing your mind, and your heart has never been on me." Why do you have to say it so nicely, it is to treat me? I have never heard of a doctor who treats people and persuades people to share their husbands with others, don't you think that your dedication is too much?" Li Xiaoyan said: "And Kong Sisi really loves you, her conditions are also good, and she is right with you, if you become with her, it will also be a good thing." Cheng Donghao said: "You have always felt that I am a burden to you, and you have long wanted to find an opportunity to unload me, but now I am useless, and I am in your arms." Li Xiaoyan said: "I can see that she has been with you wholeheartedly, and she is not as half-hearted as me, to be honest: although Tang Mei, Chi Minsheng, and Kong Sisi are not very friendly to me, but I don't blame them at all, because they all love you sincerely, they love you, although in different ways, I can't hate them." ”

Cheng Donghao said: "Don't forget, I was fine when you occupied me, and I was the hardest young man in the world." It's all you who played me badly, you single-handedly arranged the car accident, and you put the blame on a dead pig. Put the blame on me, saying that I have a nervous problem and that the dead pig is you. I've never seen such a sinister woman as you, you scoundrel, you played with me, you abandoned it from the beginning, and made up a high-sounding crown. Li Xiaoyan said: "Everyone is also a good girl, and the people who are raised in the palms of their parents are clean and willing to sacrifice their lives to be with you, Tang Mei also went to prison because of this and suffered so much." Chi Minsheng must also be lovesick day and night, and he is in dire straits. Not to mention Kong Sisi, he tried his best to buy you a marriage contract at a sky-high price. ”

Cheng Donghao said: "You ate my flesh, drank my blood, and colluded with outsiders to construct a shocking deception, unbeknownst to God, unaware of ghosts, and betrayed me to the devil." You eat me and wipe me clean, and you say that I don't love you, you touch your conscience and think about it, I gave you everything, and you abandon it like a shoe, and you hate it like a mustard, and you put the guilt on me with your backhand. You say, do you have someone else and have found a good home? Who is he?" Li Xiaoyan said: "You are hundreds of billions at every turn, it's really not something that I can afford as a poor man, anyway, you are also engaged, it is better to let her heal you well, okay is yours, not good, you are still mine." Cheng Donghao said: "I'm not afraid to tell you honestly: I can do anything, don't say that I'm engaged to someone else, it doesn't matter if I'm married." But you, Li Xiaoyan, you can only follow me. With others, it's not true or fake, otherwise I'll toss you to death, and you have to die at my hands even if you die. ”

Li Xiaoyan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "People say that because of love and union, because of understanding of the breakup." To you, I am already a cut watermelon, raw and ripe, with and without seeds, at a glance. Cheng Donghao said: "You must have something else I don't know." Li Xiaoyan said: "No, you don't have to toss anymore, I'm the easiest person to give people an illusion: I always think that I still have something to show, but in fact there is nothing." I think I'm a master hermit, but in fact I'm a marketman, and I think I'm still and deep, but I'm actually shallow water. Cheng Donghao said: "The more you say this, the more it means that you have." Li Xiaoyan said: "You think you'll squeeze me out of oil, but it's gone, and if you toss it again, you will toss out." Cheng Donghao said: "It's the same as me." ”

The two of them were silent for a while, and Li Xiaoyan said, "Try a different woman." Cheng Donghao said: "No." Li Xiaoyan said: "Okay, then follow me to death." Cheng Donghao said: "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”