Chapter 175: Screaming Chicken

What's more, this was also blessed by Li Yu's mana, so Lin Mo'er would re-enter the dream in an instant. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Yu said: "It's okay, it's okay......"

Then, he stretched out his hand and hugged Lin Mo'er.

However, as soon as his hand touched Lin Mo'er, suddenly, there was a "click".

A water glass falls to the ground.

Ling Xue looked at Li Yu with an innocent expression.

Li Yu's face was full of lightness, and he was about to speak, when suddenly, Lin Mo'er woke up again.

"Students, today we will talk about ......"

However, in the next moment, Lin Mo'er fell asleep again.

Li Yu wiped the sweat from his forehead and glared at Ling Xue.

Ling Xue also knew that it was her fault, so she didn't say anything, but just pouted rather aggrievedly.

"Next time, fire your squid. ”

"Hmm... People are just thirsty and want to drink saliva. ”

Li Yu was silent, thought about it, exchanged an earbud from the system, and gently put it into Lin Mo'er's ear.

Seeing that Li Yu ignored herself, Lingxue silently picked up a cup again and poured it full of water.

"Hot ......"

In the next moment, the water glass fell from his hand again.

The expressions of both of them couldn't help but change drastically!

"Come back!" Ling Xue hurriedly stretched out her hand, and a divine sense forcibly supported the water cup.

Ling Xue wiped her cold sweat and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

With a shake of his hand, a stream of hot water slipped from the cup and landed on Lingxue's feet.

"Ahh

In the next moment, Li Yu hurriedly covered Ling Xue's mouth.

"Sister, are you here to be funny?"

After that, he took a deep breath and stared at Lin Mo'er.

Fortunately, the system is produced and must be a high-quality product, and Lin Moer did not wake up because of this.

In the bedroom, Ye Ying said in a daze: "Who ......?"

"System, I'm going to redeem the lullaby. ”

In the next moment, there was an extra violin in Li Yu's hand.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear darling......"

After a few moments, the room fell silent again.

Li Yu put the violin away.

Ling Xue was surprised: "Lullaby, is this a spell, or is it a magic weapon?"

Li Yu glared at Ling Xue and said, "You were expelled!"

"Don't!" Lingxue screamed miserably and looked at Li Yu with pitiful eyes.

"This look is no longer useful to me, I have developed antibodies against you. ”

Ling Xue panicked and kissed Li Yu on the lips.

"It's useless, I've developed antibodies to this. ”

"Hmm......" Lingxue panicked, gritted her teeth, inexplicably, her little face turned red, and she slowly unzipped her clothes......

"You're enough, okay!"

Li Yu panted.

Ling Xue said: "Hmm. ”

Li Yu's expression was indifferent, he took a few deep breaths, simply ignored Ling Xue, and slowly hugged Lin Mo'er.

Fortunately, Lin Mo'er was asleep, so she didn't wake up.

Li Yu slowly walked to the bedroom, put Lin Mo'er on the bed, and said, "I can be regarded as getting you over, I am almost exhausted by the twists and turns." ”

Just wanted to leave, but suddenly, he was hugged by Lin Mo'er and couldn't move.

"Don't go ......"

Li Yu was shocked, took a closer look, and found that Lin Mo'er was not awake, but was just talking in her sleep.

"I like ......"

Li Yu touched Lin Mo'er's little head and said, "You have really changed recently, and you have become more and more cute." ”

"Don't ......"

"Huh?"

"There... Don't ......"

Li Yu withdrew his hand abruptly and said in surprise: "Where? I just touched your head?"

"Stupid... I like to stare at girls with big breasts... Stupid..."

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched.

"Stupid stupid... What's so good about big breasts... It's just two pieces of fat......"

Li Yu coughed twice, is this the legendary saying that grapes are sour if you can't eat them?

"Perverted... Ghost Animal... Pervert ......"

"I'll go, you're enough, okay, you have to scold me twice in your dreams. ”

Li Yu scratched his head, and finally, after putting Lin Mo'er in a good position, he covered the quilt.

After thinking about it, Li Yu put two pairs of stockings on the table.

"It's a gift from Santa Claus. ”

Eventually left.

As soon as she walked out of the bedroom, Ling Xue trotted over and said, "Li Yu, over here, I found that little Lori." ”

Then, Ling Xue walked to the door of a room.

"Are you sure it's here?"

"Of course, I've opened the door to all but this one. ”

Li Yu nodded and said, "That's good." ”

Hold the doorknob.

Suddenly, Li Yu was silent.

"What's wrong? Why don't you open the door?"

"I suddenly had a bit of a foreboding. ”

"What?"

"Will Ye Xiaomeng's room simply be a little unguarded?"

"System, exchange primary perspective. ”

In the next moment, Li Yu's eyes changed suddenly.

Saw everything behind the door.

In an instant, Li Yu's cold sweat flowed down.

"This Nima, Ye Xiaomeng is really scheming. ”

I saw that on the doorknob, Ye Xiaomeng used tape to glue a screaming chicken.

As soon as the door is opened, the screaming chicken will scream!

"It's so scheming!!"

"Hmph, but fight with me, you're still a little tender!"

The door can block the object, but it can't stop the spirit.

The Divine Consciousness slammed through the door and placed the Screaming Chicken in the spatial ring.

"Okay, it's safe now. Li Yu pushed open the door, and Lingxue followed in.

This is a room full of pink girlish atmosphere, on a small bed, there is a bear doll, Ye Xiaomeng is sleeping sweetly with this bear doll in her arms.

Lingxue said: "This girl is the person you said before, what is her wish?"

Li Yu looked around and found a cartoon paper on the table.

Santa Claus, I hope to have 100 million yuan in cash so that my sister and I can live carefree in the future.

With a "click", the jammed paper was nested into a ball by Li Yu.

"Your sister, 100 million yuan, why don't you say 10 billion! You think Santa Claus is Doraemon!"

Lingxue said: "Even Doraemon, it doesn't have so much money, it's just a poor robot, you should complain that you think Santa Claus is a money printing machine." ”

"Okay, I'll obey me. ”

"Hmph, then again, 100 million yuan? This girl is too greedy, hmph, Santa Claus refuses to give gifts to such a greedy child. ”

"Well, I think so, too, but according to the reason, you don't have any money. ”

"Well, you guessed it. ”

Li Yu shook his head.

Lingxue said, "What now?

Li Yu said: "There is no hurry. ”

Looking around, Li Yu rummaged carefully.

Lingxue asked, "What are you looking for?"

"Little Yellow Book!"

"Huh?" Ling Xue's little face turned red, "What are you looking for this, no, this is a girl's room, how can there be such a thing." ”

Li Yujian smiled and said, "I don't dare to say anything else, but there must be such a thing in Ye Xiaomeng's room!"

Yes, Li Yu is 100% guaranteed.

Bed, table, bookcase.

This is one of Li Yu's top targets.

The first is the bookcase, on which dozens of books are neatly placed.

What's going on in a man's head?

Man and nature

logic

Cooking Encyclopedia

Philosophy and Reflections

The meaning of life

universe

Quantum particles

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "This Nima ......"

Li Yu dared to guarantee 100% that Ye Xiaomeng bought these books, but he definitely never read them!

This is also the case with many modern people, who have a lot of books on their bookcases, but they almost never read them when they buy them.

Generally, there are more scenes supported by the company's CEO, but Ye Xiaomeng is not the CEO of the company, so she has only one purpose......

Li Yu took the books in the front row.

Sure enough, there is a book in the innermost!

"Witty as I am, can I still see through your little tricks?"

And then.

Li Yu was silent.

Grade 9 English Book I.

Li Yu opened the second book.

9th Grade History Book.

Li Yu's expression was complicated and indifferent, and he was tricked!

It seems that Ye Xiaomeng has long known that it is not safe to put the little yellow book here, so he simply put it as a serious book, so that others think that he made a mistake, and the owner of this room is definitely not such a person.

But Li Yu, who knows Ye Xiaomeng, knows that it is impossible to drop!

First of all, the name Ye Xiaomeng is very yellow!

It doesn't matter if it's a leaf, it doesn't matter if it's small, but the key is this cute word!

Oh, my God!

It turned out to be a!

And below it turned out to be the sun and the moon!

The name means to break the sun and the moon!

What a yellow name!

“…… Do I look particularly like a retard?"

Lingxue nodded, and smiled for a moment: "No matter what you are, I like you~"

"Thank you, it doesn't sound like a comfort at all. ”

For the rest, there is a desk and a bed.

But the desk is so obvious, Li Yu estimates that Ye Xiaomeng will definitely not hide here.

Sure enough, when I opened the drawer, there was nothing in it except some stationery.

Finally, it's the bed.

The first thing to check is, of course, under the bed.

Ye Xiaomeng usually loves to be clean, and the room is very spotless, and there is no dust under the bed.

Li Yu took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight mode, and rummaged through it.

Outcome.

Naturally, there is nothing.

"Is it on it?" Li Yu stretched out his hand and touched it in the direction of the bed board, it was also possible that Ye Xiaomeng had glued the little yellow book to the bed board with tape.

Outcome.

Also nothing.

"It's a little awkward. Li Yu turned off the flashlight and touched his chin.

Finally, he shook his head and said, "That's it." ”

Li Yu said: "Just put down a gift for her, and then let's go." ”

"Well, but what kind of gift should I put on?"

Li Yu groaned, too, what is it good to put it, put some worthless things, it seems that Santa Claus is too picky.

It's also not appropriate to put something valuable.

"Forget it, Ye Xiaomeng hasn't always wanted a crazy mobile phone, so give her one. ”

Then, there was an extra love madness in Li Yu's hands.

"Ye Xiaomeng, look at how much you Ernie sauce loves you, send you a love crazy, remember to thank me in the future. ”

Then, Li Yu walked to Ye Xiaomeng's bedside, but he didn't see the stockings.

"This Ye Xiaomeng, didn't you say that you want to prepare stockings, how can you put Christmas gifts without stockings?"

As he was talking, suddenly, Ye Xiaomeng woke up.

"Hmm... Go to the toilet and go to the toilet......" Ye Xiaomeng got up in a daze, got out of bed, and opened the door.

Touching the doorknob, Ye Xiaomeng was stunned.

After staying for more than ten seconds, Ye Xiaomeng finally came back to consciousness and screamed!