Chapter 7: The Dirt of Boys
As mentioned last time, Liu Jian told Qi Xiaoyan very calmly that they were watching salty films, which made Qi Xiaoyan's tender white face so ashamed that it was a touch of red. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
However, Fan Hao, who had a bit of a big brother temperament, did not agree with his words, so he took a puff of cigarette and retorted: "How can it be said that it is a salty film? Vulgar! At worst, this is just a slightly famous film in the male entertainment film and television industry, and at a large extent, we are studying the learning materials of the education industry of a hostile country!"
Wang Dao Li opened his mouth wide, but the cigarette in his mouth did not fall out, and it was directly stuffed in the position of the front tooth he dropped, and his strength was not ordinary, he said: "Oh, this is very terrifying!"
Liu Jian said: "No, no, no, it's very terrifying!"
Guan Yu and Cai Jia, who were watching, still wanted to speak, but Qi Xiaoyan turned away from his somewhat hot face and didn't look at the inappropriate picture of children, and said angrily: "What's so terrifying about this?"
"Isn't it terrifying, this educational material is really extraordinary, just looking at it, I feel that the true qi in my body is uncontrollable, surging up and down, and my consciousness is slightly blurred, it's really terrifying!" Fan Hao's face was solemn, as if it was indeed something, and several other people also cooperated with a solemn face, as if they were facing a great enemy, and they were speechless when they saw Qi Xiaoyan.
He Jiajun, who was also on the lower bunk opposite, rubbed his temples to help Qi Xiaoyan and said, "Okay, okay, you don't have to worry about this with them, a few boys haven't seen it, that kind of pure boy is very rare." ”
Liu Jian tilted his head and said suspiciously: "So you have also seen it? Come on, come on, together!"
"Ahem, I've seen it too, but forget it now. He Jiajun said very calmly.
Zhong Hui upstairs said loudly: "That's right, I took him to watch it back then." ”
Qi Xiaoyan raised her forehead, she admitted that she only officially met the boys today, but she was a little surprised to find that she didn't seem to be disgusted with them, but felt that this was the most real of them, maybe when she went outside and told others that they would honestly deny that they had seen this, but in the face of their roommates, they could take out their favorite resources to treat each other, well, she admitted that she still didn't want to be treated with such courtesy.
After some speechlessly rejected their invitation, Qi Xiaoyan found loose clothes and went to take a bath, some of which would make the true qi in the guest officers' bodies uncontrollable, rushing up and down, and the consciousness was even slightly blurred.
Qi Xiaoyan slowly walked out with some hard work against the wall, looking exhausted, the hardships of this bath were incomprehensible to others, and some private parts were even more entangled in her, and at this time he still had a touch of redness on his face.
She could barely endure this, but what scared her even more was the lock of the bathroom door, which was crumbling, as if she could retire at any time, and she was terrified to see it.
As soon as he thought that someone suddenly pushed open the door when he was taking a bath, and then his body was completely naked in the eyes of others, Qi Xiaoyan said that he couldn't accept it.
Let's say that when Qi Xiaoyan just came out, a picture of a pseudo-beauty coming out of the bath was stunned to see that she was reading Japanese learning materials, and Qi Xiaoyan was looked at a little unnaturally, and said, "What are you looking at..."
"Look at the beauty! don't speak, cover your Adam's apple by the way!" everyone said in unison.
Qi Xiaoyan was full of grievances, but she still withdrew her hand holding the wall, covered her Adam's apple slightly, and said that she would also experience the life of a boy?!
Several people looked at him with this aggrieved look, and looked back at the heroine of the Japanese learning materials in unison, and then looked at Qi Xiaoyan, and said in unison: "It's more criminal than her!" Then several people encouraged Qi Xiaoyan to keep long hair, but Qi Xiaoyan sternly refused, his hair length is now too long, violating the school rules, so can he still keep it long?
After ignoring a few people with regret on their faces, Qi Xiaoyan told a few people about the bathroom door lock, but she found that although these guys had some unnatural faces, they all said calmly: It doesn't matter, this is the real boys' dormitory life!
Qi Xiaoyan said weakly: "It's not possible to find a dormitory manager to report to practice? ”
Liu Jian blew a puff of cigarette at Qi Xiaoyan, and Qi Xiaoyan covered his nose and hid aside, but he said: "Isn't it bad at all, isn't it not bad, do you want to completely destroy it? And when people ask how it is bad, how do you say it? Say that it is like this?"
Qi Xiaoyan was stunned by his series of rhetorical questions, and only reacted in half a ring, but he didn't know how to answer, so he had to give up depressedly.
"Hahaha, what's the matter, it's okay for a few of us to wash together!, right?" Liu Jian looked at Qi Xiaoyan's depressed look, couldn't help but laugh heartily, and then looked at the other people.
Everyone was silent for a while, not too interested in Liu Jian's bad idea, Qi Xiaoyan finally had a feeling of anger, and looked at them curiously, ready to see how they were prepared.
Liu Jian's face darkened, and he winked at a few guys, and at the same time secretly said that it was incomprehensible why these guys were so stupid.
"Oh oh!" Several people finally understood what Liu Jian meant after a long time, and hurriedly coaxed together: "Of course it's no problem for a few of our brothers to wash together!"
[Emotional acceleration bar...]
Cai Jia, Liu Jian, and Fan Hao were naked on the upper body, and the lower body was only wearing a pair of shorts, looking at each other.
"Ah Jian, our sacrifice is a bit big!" Cai Jia was a little more stressed than the other two who were more than one meter seven, and said speechlessly at this time, Fan Hao nodded, and casually reached out and fetched water.
Liu Jian said with a relaxed face: "Anla, I think it's a little difficult for him to fit in when he's so shy, of course I have to help, but I'm also the one who rubbed a cigarette for me." ”
"And don't you want to look at his white and tender skin? I think if you give him a bath towel and wrap it in it, and don't cover your Adam's apple silently, I guess you'll all have to get hard, right?" Liu Jian laughed evilly.
"You're going to bend the rhythm!" Cai Jiazuo looked surprised.
Fan Hao also said: "That's right, it's really going to be bent!"
Liu Jian pursed his lips and suddenly shouted, "Your soap is off!"
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Qi Xiaoyan was lying on the bed leaning on the quilt and listened to the sound in the bathroom with some curiosity, and several big men were still washing so happily.
But every time she thought of the picture inside, she couldn't help but feel a little hot on her face, and it took a long time for Fei Lao to calm down.
After calming down, Qi Xiaoyan continued to think about the part of Qi Xiaoyan's memory about lol, I have to say that Qi Xiaoyan seems to be very powerful in lol, there are a lot of memories, the gameplay of each hero, routines, equipment attributes, wild monster attributes, etc., a lot of mess, she was confused for a while.
Soon, these memories came in handy, and after Cai Jia finished washing, he ran over and pulled Qi Xiaoyan to tell him to open the black.
This time, Qi Xiaoyan played a little better, and he barely corrected the record with man-machine, and Cai Jia was relieved to see that he finally didn't fatten up man-machine.
Now Cai Jia looked at the match that the third level was finally opened with a tangled face, he felt that Qi Xiaoyan's technique was still to play man-machine safety, as an open trumpet to play, he naturally had the idea of hitting the winning rate, but it was risky to open the black with Qi Xiaoyan.
How much he hoped that Qi Xiaoyan could say very familiarly: "I'd better practice more on the human machine!" However, Qi Xiaoyan, who was still looking at the picture of the final battle summary, was puzzled: "It said that I opened the matching mode, what is this matching mode?" She just reacted slowly, and the attention shared by girls is still there.
Cai Jia wiped his sweat, looked like he was out of his mind, and explained: "It's to play with people, not with robots, it's much more difficult than man-machine." ”
"Can I fight against the wild with that match? Why don't the man and the machine fight the jungle?" Qi Xiaoyan wondered, she remembered one of Qi Xiaoyan's tactics, but when she tried it inside the man-machine, she found that there was no one in the wild area opposite.
"Okay, I said why did you just run into the wild area and didn't give the head to the man-machine, dare you go to the wild? But it's a pity that the man-machine can't fight the jungle. Cai Jia was speechless for a while, only feeling a few ellipses floating by his head.
"Oh, okay then, let's go match!" Qi Xiaoyan found that she was already a little eager to try out so many various routines left by Qi Xiaoyan, which looked very interesting.
"Okay, as you wish, let's start matching. Cai Jia replied dispensably and began to match.
Entering the game, this Qi Xiaoyan is still playing the only Da Dema she knows at the moment, and she is honored to be arranged to be on the road, with sprinting and healing, and Cai Jia decisively took a Debang with him, at least to help him stabilize the situation, not too collapsed.
The middle lane is a wanderer, and the lower lane is Monkey and Ash, both of whom are heroes who are free to play before level seven, Cai Jia looked at their outfits, and then breathed a sigh of relief, nothing strange to go out, he is really worried that his friends are real novices, although the odds are very small.
However, after seeing the equipment that Delmar brought with him, he suddenly collapsed.
"I said Ah Yan, do you want to play that Delma routine of yours again?!" Cai Jia complained with a bitter face.
"Yes, it's amazing, those people and machines are turning me very painfully!" Qi Xiaoyan tilted his head, his face puzzled.
Cai Jia was speechless, so he had to secretly say in his heart: It's time for you to know the gap between humans and machines!
On the opposite side is the monkey and Delma on the list, and Cai Jia's Debang took Delma to hide in the grass of their tower recently, and did what the grass brothers should do.
However, apparently there was no interest in the grass on the other side, and no one came to visit them when they squatted on the line of the creeps, so they had to burrow out of the grass and make up for the soldiers.
Qi Xiaoyan was very self-aware and ran out of the river and grass, inserted an eye to prevent the jungle from catching, and then came back to "interfere" with Cai Jia's reinforcements.
Cai Jia was also a little helpless, saying that he should not make up for it, how could he grow up? Do you want him to interfere with him for the rest of his life? Make it up to him, yes, lose a few soldiers in each wave!
"Although I want to give you a thumbs up for this eye, it's useless, it's a widow on the other side!" Cai Jia said helplessly after brushing off that eye.
"Ahh Qi Xiaoyan didn't pay attention to who was on the other side, and when he heard Cai Jia say that he was a widow, he recalled the way to deal with widows in his mind, and directly pressed the B button.
"..."..."..."
"Damn, I'll give you full marks for your unintentional taunt! But be careful now!" Cai Jia was also speechless for a while. Controlling Debang, he also walked over to deal with it.