"Regret" VII
This day is the most lively day for the Shao family with a head and a face in Anyang, Henan, and there are frequent female guests in the Shao Mansion, all of whom are looking for Shaoru. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
In the current Shaojia compound, except for Shao Ru, who was forbidden to leave the house by his master, the four heroes are fighting with the female guests who came to the door one by one.
"Laughing Wild Cat" Dou Nijun didn't smile this time, and cried like tears to Bao Du, who was dealing with him, and said: "Please, 'light and flavorful' Bao Dumb Taste Bao Daxia, let me see the 'Lover' adult." As long as I can see the 'lover', I am willing to die. I beg you. Please! The last three words were shouted hoarsely, but at the same time, the cat's paw ring chain in his hand was also a ruthless move.
Bao Duwei didn't pay much attention to her tears and moves, and used his steel rolling pin, a weapon with two thin and thick middles, to pinch the five hooks, and said: "That's the treachery of some ill-intentioned people on the rivers and lakes, and the apprentice doesn't know the whereabouts of the 'lover' at all." Please also ask the girl not to believe the rumors. ”
Dou Niyun refused to be gullible, although his mouth was pleading, but he did not allow half a love under his hands.
Boss Jiang didn't come, I don't know if Fang Zaizhi was ordered to take the lead, and the teasing style of play has angered the scribes who fought with her.
"Babble, I want to stew rabbit meat." The man on the head of the fire said, and then he greeted him with his weapon, the large iron oil pot with both ears and the iron pot with a blade.
Why do people think of rabbit meat when they are holding a fight?
I saw that this person couldn't wait to hold the room in the oil pot, an iron spatula up and down stir-fry, probably afraid that the rabbit meat would be cooked slowly, and the guests should be in a hurry, but the room was in the grip so that he couldn't stew and fry, and the body shape was "three holes of cunning rabbits", so that people who wanted to eat rabbit meat just couldn't eat their mouths.
"Haha, the 'Lord of the Stove' Guo Fry Guo Liuru also has a time when he is anxious. It's fun, it's funny, hahaha...... "Fang Zai's hand seems to be sure, or where to joke with the mind, when she said the three words "Stove Lord", she deliberately glanced at the side of Bao Dumi, wanting to see Master Guo Fried's expression, but she never thought that the nickname of "Stove Lord" was given to him by Guo Liuru's master.
Yun was not worried, and the Lan Qing sword, which was cast into an orchid with a gauntlet, was fighting with a "half man and not a woman" holding a pair of steel and a half bowl.
The steel half bowl is a big bowl together, the part is a blade, the bottom of the bowl is thick, grab the bottom of the bowl with your hand and use it, which contains a sword move, and makes Yun Qingchou feel that his nickname is not because of his weapon, but because of the mystery of this person himself.
"Wan Suit, 'Loser Wan Jianzi' is your ......?"
Wan pretended to smile sweetly, "That's the first father." Alas, it was precisely because the family's fortune was almost defeated that he learned cooking skills to support his family, and Yun Xingjun looked at the bowl. After that, he handed out a move of "breaking the mirror and reuniting" with half a bowl of steel in both hands.
The two never stopped.
Seeing that the fight was lively here, Qiang Miaowa was angry by a person with a chain stilt iron cup, because that person knew Mr. Yu Lei Ling You and knew about Qiang Miaowa's previous affairs with the "lover", and when he saw Qiang Miaowa coming to Shao's house, he misunderstood, and said it all without concealment.
Can Qiang Miaowa not be in a hurry? Can you not do it with him?
She said angrily: "'How drunk' Zhanman, I pity you for being from a bitter background, if you don't keep your mouth right, I will ......"
"What about you? If you marry someone but don't abide by women's morals, are you still reasonable? As he spoke, Zhan Man punched out a high-legged iron bowl in one hand, and the chain attached to the two iron cups was also thrown out together to lock the big scissors.
Shao Ru was sitting in the room with the doors and windows closed at this time, clenching his right hand into a fist and putting it on the table, his heart was so chaotic that he didn't even know that an old man was behind him.
The old man took a few steps closer, looked at his back and smiled with a sigh.
At this time, Shao Ru found that there was someone, turned around suddenly, and then stood up, and only then did he breathe a sigh of relief when he recognized this old man, and gave a deep salute, "Lord Si Kou." ”
It seems that his heart is very confused, and now there is no one else, he actually calls me Lord. The old man nodded at him secretly.
Suddenly, intuition told the old man something, she came, the girl who loved to join in the fun, and the old man wondered: Is it also here to find the "lover" adult?
"Five Flavors". Dabao Yixian, a native of Yanjing. Stove King Wensour, a native of Shanxi. Half a bowl is sweet, Cantonese. Zhan is full of bitter life, Hanzhong Mansion. The upper difference is ruthless, and his ancestral home is between the white mountains and black waters. These are all thought by Yu Aihime, who was made by the people of the Shaofu gatehouse trembling, she stood by the courtyard gate, watching the fight between the four women and four men in the courtyard, and her eyes were mainly looking for the four chefs.
Dou Niyun begged one by one, but the cat's claw chain in his hand was eager to be stained with blood, and his claws were red.
However, the trick of tasting the iron rolling pin has hardly changed much, and the "light and flavorful" move has always been suitable for everyone.
At this time, I saw that the iron rolling pin suddenly hung up the five hooks that looked like cat's claws, and brought them into his arms. But Dou Niyun not only did not take it back, but took advantage of the situation to "throw himself into his arms" to Bao Du, and shouted "please" in his mouth.
The dumb taste of the bun was stunned, and hurriedly hid to the side.
Dou Niyun took advantage of this to snatch his weapon back, and said "please" again, the hook looked for a dumb cheek to taste, probably the cat ate salty, and wanted to get some blood to quench his thirst.
But isn't blood also salty?
The more annoyed Guo Fried, who made the cauldron and spatula, the more he was "teased", and the verbal word "babbling" has turned into a sour roar, "Stew, stir-fry, why is it not cooked?" ”
"Try some more vinegar. Are you a cook for pregnant women? My mouth was full of teeth. Speaking of this, Fang Zaijiao still wrapped his upper and lower teeth with his upper and lower lips, pretending to be an old lady to speak, "Xiao Guozi, you dare to do something with your grandma, you are disrespectful." And then there was her bright laughter.
"Don't you dare...... Babbling, babbling, the rabbit meat is almost cooked, waiting to be served. Maybe Guo Fried has been crazy by himself at this time, it's no wonder that rabbit meat and vinegar shouldn't be so mismatched, which makes the young and famous Guo Frying already a little vassal and elegant sour even more out of shape.
A sweet person uses a sweet smile, but the more a beautiful woman looks, the more awkward it becomes.
The father is a sword idiot, but the son is a "laughing idiot". Yun Qingwu secretly thought, but he didn't dare to be careless about the half bowl of Wanzhu, the two big half bowls were turning around left and right, as if they were going to put her into the big bowl at any time, not weaker than his martial arts, she felt that the matter in front of her was better to be resolved quickly, so she shook out a silk belt, and the front end of the silk belt was tied with a pure gold orchid.
The name of this thing is called: Jin Lanqi. The martial arts used evolved from the kung fu of her mentor, Feng Da swordsman Jian Sui.
This made Wan Qian smile even more, it seems that he is also a lover of flowers, a Lan Qing sword has made him excited, and now he saw Jin Lanqian again, and the expression on his face was so sweet that honey could drip out.
The big man Zhan Man, martial arts are purely obtained through hard practice, and he disdains to practice fancy martial arts, all of which are real kung fu, even with a woman.
Qiang Miaowa is also not ambiguous, the weapons are cut one by one, to make Zhan Manzhan dissatisfied, it seems to hinge him into a cloth.
At this time, Zhan Man didn't say much, the two iron cups were knocked together, and there was a chain pick when the distance was far away, and every move and style showed how solid his skills were.
With this move, the chain of the weapon really twisted the scissors, so that the big scissors could not be opened. But although Qiang Miaowa lost one, she didn't mess up, flicked the scissors handle, turned around and went up from below to fight the full chest and abdomen. He hurriedly took the scissors out, exhaled and sucked his chest and abdomen, and in a little panic, the weapons were recaptured, which made him feel bitter.
What is the reason why these female guests connect the Shao family with the "lover" so closely?
The news of the "handheld" is the reason for this, but there is a more important reason, that is, a story.
The reason why the "lover" can practice the "Tears of the Earth Monarch" swordsmanship is from a mythical story, if you want to practice this swordsmanship, you must first read this story, and not long ago, an old paper that has yellowed this story, I don't know who put it into Shaoru's room, and there is news from Shaofu, Shaoru put the old paper with the story, a hole and a hole destroyed like a colander.
So why didn't he just burn it?
These four live up to their name. Yu Ehime secretly thought again, it seems that there is no drama during the day, and if it is possible to explore at night, it may be a little possible, and there is no need to be in person, just sit back and enjoy its achievements.
The night was deep, and only the young master Shao Shao still had a lamp in the house.
During the day, his master managed to calm down the fight with the four female guests......
Bao Muwei was really angry at that time, not only for the girl in front of him, but also for the rumor-mongers, and even more for the people themselves, with the bad nature of the false rumors, a rolling pin in his hand began to roll up the "noodles" out of thin air with the irrepressible anger in his heart.
"Cat" is on the "board", only to feel that the power of rolling out is enveloping more and more parts of his body, unwilling and unable to believe that this is the fame of Bao Dumb taste, "painting cakes to satisfy hunger", but it is useless to dare not, she has been forced to rise in the air, and the big "bun skin" rolled out when falling finally wrapped Dou Nixuan, and "pinched" out of "a few pleats".
Of course, it is impossible to enter the cage drawer, because it is a "hanging oven cat stuffed bun", I don't know how it tastes like radish and cabbage filling.
Bao Dumb was still merciful after all, and he could see that her frivolity was all pretended, and he just raised her belt high with his weapon.
"Put me down." Although she shouted, she didn't dare to struggle too much, otherwise her belt would break.
When the art pressed the pedestrians, the chef and the female guests all stopped, "Ladies and gentlemen, listen to Bao's words." Today, the master of the Shao family is unwell and should not be bothered. If the heroines are still in the mood, how about fighting another day? Bao and the three disciples will definitely sacrifice their lives to accompany each other at that time. ”
An amazing stunt, a few loud words, the difficulty of its skills, and the "taste" of its "words" are obvious to all present......
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