Li Dacheng can see that he can't get used to dealing with a slut like Liu Jin at all, the more he gets used to it, the more he gets used to it, and the more he gets used to it, the less he takes you seriously. In fact, you don't have to talk so much to the other party at the beginning, it will be a thunderstorm that will blow the other party to death, and when the other party is scared and afraid, he will naturally be soft. It's not worth it to waste so much saliva and so much time before.

Li Dacheng put away his mobile phone, patted the dust on his body, and prepared to go down the mountain, but when he saw the grenades piled up next to him, he felt a dilemma. I only complained that Liu Jin's dead eunuch was too undisciplined and too spineless, and after a while, he took out all his belongings and offered them, if he could really hold on until he threw these hundred grenades, Li Dacheng also respected the other party as a fake man, what is going on now?

I brought it, and I couldn't put it in the bag I was carrying when I came. If you don't take it, what will you do if you blow people up here? If it goes into the hands of lawbreakers, the consequences will be even more unimaginable. There are more than 100 grenades, how much panic does this have to cause in society? Now that we are a harmonious society, Li Dacheng does not want to become a-stirring stick in a harmonious society.

Or play as a firecracker?

There is still more than a month before the Chinese New Year, is it a bit early to set off firecrackers?

Li Dacheng thought about it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he had an idea.

Didn't the other party say that pirates can often be encountered when sailing? Although there are cannons on treasure ships, how can they be used with grenades? They can attack ships from afar and defend themselves from close, and they are really essential artifacts for home travel and killing people and destroying mouths.

Li Dacheng hurriedly found Zheng He and sent a message to the other party: "Zheng He Zheng He, I am God, I must be very uneasy when I leave home again and embark on a journey, right?"

At this time, Zheng He was directing the crew on the deck, preparing to cross the sea and go to Guli, when he suddenly heard God's words, he was slightly stunned at first. Then he sighed in his heart, and the reason was very simple, he was indeed guessed by God.

Zheng He handed over the preparations to his deputy, Wang Jinghong, and then walked to the bow of the boat by himself. Looking at the sky and sighing, "God, what you said is right, in fact, staying in Ceylon Mountain for this day is extremely uneasy in my heart. I always feel like something bad is going to happen. When I got off the ship, I heard from the locals that in the waters of Ceylon and Guri, there have been pirates in recent years, and they have a large team, a large number of people, and they are haunted, and they specialize in robbing passing merchant ships, and the methods are extremely bad, and many people have died for this. Although there are elite soldiers and strong generals on the disembarking ship, they have also experienced naval battles for a long time. But a wise man must make a mistake in a thousand miles, and if a few ships in the fleet cannot cope with it and encounters pirates, I am afraid that there will inevitably be casualties. ”

Hey?

Li Dacheng was stunned after seeing the message sent by Zheng He, it was better to send it earlier than to send it smartly, could it be that God is asking me to help Zheng He?

"Zheng He, don't worry, isn't it just a few pirates? I'll give you some heavenly thunder to use to deal with pirates. After the message was sent, Li Dacheng took a picture of the grenade on the ground. It was sent to Zheng He.

Zheng He was startled at first when he saw the sudden extra thing in front of him, and then his head was full of question marks, this is a treasure given by God? What a strange thing. After so many years of traveling from south to north, I have never seen it, the thunder of the sky? Is it a thing in the sky?

"Zheng He, there is a mechanism at the bottom of the heavenly thunder, you just need to twist the lid open and pull down the line of fire. Throw the Celestial Thunder at the target and the Celestial Thunder will explode. ”

"So amazing?" Zheng He looked at the Tianlei in his hand curiously, and with a little force, he twisted the lid at the bottom open, and sure enough, he saw a thread inside.

Although Zheng He had encountered many pirates and participated in many battles against pirates, every time he mentioned pirates, he still had a headache. Or rather, it was because he had met pirates and knew how vicious they were. Dealing with pirates is not a joke, and if you are not careful, you may lead to the destruction of the ship.

"God, can you try the effect of the thunder in the future, so that when the pirates appear, they can respond according to the power of the thunder. Zheng He said. It's so light in my hand, and I don't know what the effect is.

"Okay, but after you're done pulling the string, you have to throw it out quickly, and throw it where no one is around, and don't hurt anyone. Li Dacheng instructed.

"Good. ”

Hearing God's reply, Zheng He stood at the bow of the boat and looked around, but there was no one on the beach in front of him, so he pulled the line with his left hand, and with a strong force, he threw the 'hissing' smoking thunder out with his right hand and threw it on the beach.

There was a loud bang, a burst of green smoke came out, the sand and sea collapsed in all directions, and a large crater was blown out of the beach.

"What happened? Who set off the cannon?"

Someone on the ship shouted, and the crew ran to the deck, weapons in hand, looking around vigilantly, looking extremely nervous. Could it be that there are pirates?

"Don't panic. Zheng He came back to his senses, looked at the crew on the bed, and said loudly, "This official is testing...... Test a firearm, with which we have more confidence in dealing with pirates. Let's all go back and get ready to cross the sea. ”

Hearing Zheng He's words, the nervous crew members suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, Lord Zheng is Lord Zheng, and he actually made some strange things, but listening to the voice, the power of firearms seems to be not small, and he is worthy of being the most well-informed person in the Ming Dynasty.

Zheng He was also shocked by the power of the heavenly thunder, although it was not as good as the cannon, it should not be underestimated, and there should be no problem in visually blowing up an ordinary small boat. The point is that it is easy to carry, easy to use, not as bulky as a cannon, not only is it troublesome to move, but it is also difficult to fill the shells, and it is too close to bombard.

"Thank God. Zheng He looked at the sky and said that this thing was exactly what he needed most now.

"It's just a small thing, it's not a big deal. Alas!"

"God, why are you sighing?" asked Zheng He, puzzled.

"Do you hear that? Alas, I'm just sighing, feeling that God is getting harder and harder. Li Dacheng said deliberately.

"God is not good? You are not joking, you are God, the heavens and the world are under your control, what can make you embarrassed?" Zheng He said with a smile. If it is said that people are not good at doing, he still believes that after all, manpower is limited, but God is the master of the world, what can he worry about?

"There is an old saying in your mortal world, which is called: Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read. Nowadays, there are more and more people who believe in Buddhism, there are fewer and fewer people who believe in me, there is not enough incense, and my mana is getting weaker and weaker, maybe it will not be long before I lose my mana and can no longer communicate with you. Li Dacheng began to make up the story again.

"What? so strict?" Zheng He was taken aback, but thinking of the situation in the Ming Dynasty, there are indeed more temples day by day, and they are all for the Buddha and Bodhisattva, as well as for the Dragon King and the Lord of the Land, and for the Lord of God, I have never seen it. It's just that if God really dies, the world will not be in chaos? Thinking of the heavenly thunder that God rewarded him, Zheng He hurriedly said, "God, is there any way to help you? You said, I will do my best in the future." By the way, let everyone in the fleet worship you and burn incense, can you?"

"Zheng He, you have a heart. It's just that ordinary incense is useless to me, and only offering silver can help me restore my mana. ”

"How much money do you need, a few thousand taels or tens of thousands of taels? ”

Bright, absolutely bright! Li Dacheng thought to himself after seeing it. Zheng He himself doesn't have much silver, and the silver on his body is also given by the emperor for navigation, but in this case, he is willing to provide tens of thousands of taels of silver, gentlemen, definitely a gentleman.

"Zheng He, I know that it is not easy for you to sail, tens of thousands of people eat, drink and Lazar, all need you to take care of it, and the imperial court has objections to your trip to the West this time, how can I be embarrassed to accept your silver?" Li Dacheng said.

"But I, Zheng He, can't watch God, you lose your mana, there are still many suffering people in the world waiting for you to bless and rescue. In comparison, what I, Zheng He, have done, is nothing at all. ”

"Zheng He, let me tell you the truth, the silver that the emperor gave you can't change anything for me, and I can only barely maintain it for a while. However, I have a way of bothering you. ”

"God, please speak, as long as you do it in the future, you will never shirk. ”

"That's right, didn't you sail to the Western Ocean? On the way, you will pass through many places and many countries, and these countries have a large gap between the rich and the poor, and because of the geography, there must be something missing. Later, when you arrive at a place, find out what items are lacking in the local area, and then tell me that I will give you these items, and you can sell them to the local people, and then provide me with the silver you earn, so that I may be able to restore some of my mana. After Li Dacheng finished speaking, he stared intently at the mobile phone screen, waiting for Zheng He's response.

I said it for so long before, and it was all to pave the way for this. Zheng He is a good person, not comparable to Liu Jin and his ilk, using a grenade to make the other party submit, Li Dacheng will never be able to do this kind of thing, so he can only find such an excuse. If Zheng He can agree, then the future business will be completely bigger. This is international trade, which is much more advanced than Tianxianglou selling cosmetics. You can sell whatever you want, and it's hard not to get rich.

"No problem. After Zheng He heard God's words, he said seriously, "God, this trip to the West also includes the expansion of tributary trade, so your business, for me Zheng He, is just a gesture, you can rest assured that you will leave this matter to you, and you will definitely live up to God's expectations." ”

When Li Dacheng saw it, he almost jumped up with excitement. Zheng He has worked hard, thank you Zheng He, a good man has a safe life.

"Zheng He, you are worthy of the person I chose, I really didn't misunderstand you. If you need anything in the future, you can tell me, whether it is food, drink, or clothing, including the heavenly thunder, I will bless you and guide you forward, and reach a new country and a new world that you have not reached before. ”

Li Dacheng decided that the discovery of the New World of America would be handed over to Zheng He. What Columbus, go while resting.

…… (To be continued.) )