Chapter 3: Heavenly Court Pills

"Barefoot! barefoot!"

The first thing Zhang Zichen, who was rescued by the star official on duty, woke up was to scold the barefoot immortal. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Zhang Zichen wanted to cry without tears, this time he can be said to have been pitted from head to foot by the barefoot old man!

Fortunately, Zhang Zichen has been educated well by his parents since he was a child, and he has developed a character of not changing his face when Mount Tai collapses, and becoming calmer when facing major events, which made him calm down quickly after experiencing the initial violent blow.

Zhang Zichen, who calmed down, looked at the belongings on his body, except for the dragon robe and imperial crown that the fairies forced on him, he only had the torn pants and the washed and faded blouse inside.

As for his crocodile mouth open rubber sneakers, they have long been thrown away as garbage, and now he is wearing a pair of high-soled boots on his feet, which is also an asset of Heaven, and he is afraid that he will have to leave barefoot when he is liquidated.

Thinking of this, Zhang Zichen relaxed again, in most cases, it is an unchanging truth that the barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes, anyway, Zhang Zichen is poor and he is left alone, and he doesn't even have a steel hammer on his body, let alone the kind of fairy world that the gods need.

Thinking about it like this, Zhang Zichen relaxed a lot, and began to appreciate everything that happened in front of him with great interest:

Those who climb pillars, those who go up to the beams, those who play with tying, those who hang upside down...

Hey, there is still a person who climbs to the top of the hall and wants to jump off the building, stepping on several glazed tiles of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and there is a large group of unscrupulous immortals whistling and coaxing at the bottom, when will this become popular in Heavenly Court?

Hey, don't go up to that fat guy over there, you look like you're going to have a ton of money! Turn around and stomp on the roof again, and no one will be able to run away by then!

Zhang Zichen watched the play coldly with an attitude that it was not about himself, and the gods and immortals who used all kinds of salary bargaining methods were confused by the calm smile on Zhang Zichen's face, and the Lingxiao Treasure Hall suddenly fell into a mysterious silence.

Silence, silence is today's Tianting vegetable market.. None ... Heavenly Treasure Palace.

Seeing that all the gods and immortals were silent, Zhang Zichen was a little unsatisfied, this is the gods begging for salary, alas, it is rare to see it in leisure!

"I'm quitting!"

The new Jade Emperor sitting on the throne faced the gods who had quieted down, and said coolly.

"What did you say, Your Majesty?"

The kind-hearted star officer on duty thought that he had heard it wrong, so he had the courage to ask the new Jade Emperor again.

"I said... I'm not going to do it! Lao Tzu is not the Jade Emperor of Laoshizi!"

Zhang Zichen sat on the throne, thinking that Wang Ba's qi was leaking, and pretended to be cold.

"Didn't the barefoot immortal tell your majesty about you?"

The star officer on duty looked at the current Jade Emperor Zhang Zichen sympathetically, the word "also" was bitten very hard by him, and the words in his eyes turned out to be... Commiseration?

This made Zhang Zichen have an ominous premonition!

"Didn't tell me anything?"

"Once you become the Jade Emperor, you can't go back, unless you have an heir, otherwise..."

"How else?"

"Otherwise, once you leave the throne of the Jade Emperor for more than a day, that is, a year of human time, you will be imprisoned in the Heavenly Dao Purgatory by the Heavenly Dao according to the contract, and your body and Yuan Shen will have to endure the suffering far beyond the eighteenth layer of hell, and you will never be able to transcend your life!

If it weren't for your succession as Your Majesty this time, I'm afraid that at this time tomorrow, His Majesty the Old Jade Emperor Bairen would be tortured by Heavenly Dao Purgatory. ”

After saying this, the star officer on duty immediately stepped forward and guarded Zhang Zichen's side, for fear that the Jade Emperor would not be able to withstand the blow and fall again.

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Zichen's tears of laughter flowed out, he was completely planted this time, and he was killed by the barefoot old bastard pit when he was distracted.

Knowing that there was no heir and that he might face the risk of Heavenly Dao Purgatory once he escaped, the former Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen would rather insist on running away despite the Heavenly Dao contract that would never be reborn, which shows what he was forced to become!

"Just be it, what's the big deal, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't have a son, in the world, it's the uncle who owes the debt these years, what can you do with me?"

Zhang Zichen, who had no way out, simply broke the jar and began to play a scoundrel, anyway, he is the Jade Emperor, do these immortals dare to rebel?

The star officer on duty just wanted to stop Zhang Zichen from saying such things, but it was too late, and he had to cover his eyes in time.

Sure enough, the scene that the star officer on duty didn't want to see happened the most:

The gods and immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall seemed to be angered by Zhang Zichen's rogue attitude, they exchanged glances at each other, and they all rolled up their sleeves higher.

"Beat him!"

"Hit him!"

"Cut him!"

The immortals rubbed their hands and picked Zhang Zichen up from the Jade Emperor's throne like a chicken, and it was immediately a punch and kick.

"Lao Tzu is the Jade Emperor! It's your leader! How dare you beat me?"

Zhang Zichen screamed angrily under the chaotic fist.

"Lao Tzu is the Jade Emperor who fights! The Jade Emperor is the person who is responsible for distributing our Yulu, you owe us Yulu and are still so arrogant, let's not beat you and beat anyone!"

The immortals are not to be outdone.

"Everyone, don't fight, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!"

Zhang Zichen couldn't be arrogant anymore, and returned to his flattering mortal nature, he didn't expect these immortals to play cards according to common sense, and even the top boss dared to play, and the title of Jade Emperor did not become his talisman.

The star officer on duty listened to the sore teeth, and hurriedly used a spell to plug his ears, and he couldn't bear to listen to the pitiful screams of the new Jade Emperor.

"Spare your life! Stop fighting! I will pay you back! Can't I give you an IOU!"

Zhang Zichen softened, and if he continued like this, he was afraid that he would not even be able to save his life.

"That's what Zhang Bairen did, but he ran away after laying down the white slip! Now you Zhang Million also want to fool us with the IOU?"

Zhang Zichen's words evoked bad memories of the immortals, those immortals were even heavier, and there were even black hands that made the yin legs so vicious.

These immortals are really TM's hands black, and they can't beat bad people with their strength, but they can make people feel painful, and the egg pain is the real pain!

"Oh! that's not what I meant..."

Zhang Zichen couldn't take care of his head when he covered his head, and the whole person shrank into a prawn.

"The little brother has just arrived, and he doesn't understand the rules of the upper realm, and the immortals raise their noble hands. Rest assured, this money will definitely be returned!"

The stormy beating of the immortals finally stopped, and one by one, the "Three Supreme Masters" who were staring at the blue nose and swollen face seemed to be waiting for his next step.

Zhang Zichen's face seemed to have opened a pickle shop, one green and one purple, it was really sad for those who saw it, and those who heard it were crying.

"The barefoot old man didn't tell me anything, and the little brother is also a victim!

After I understand what the currency of the fairy world is, let alone smashing the pot and selling iron, the younger brother will work hard to make money even if he sells meat, and make up for the wealth of the great immortals!"

Zhang Zichen said with tears in his eyes.

The star officer on duty who had just opened his eyes couldn't help but sigh sadly when he saw such a tragic scene, the Supreme of the Three Realms had fallen into such a miserable situation, and the Heavenly Court was about to end!