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Brother!

This brother Xiao Ran is really cool to hear, and in the three sassies, Kaka's voice is really softer.

"Come, in your little voice, call Oba, and I'll listen. Xiao Ran said with a smile.

"Yes, Kunshen Oba. Kaka has a little coquettish feeling, and suddenly sprouted countless netizens.

"Alas. Xiao Ran sighed, and Kaka immediately asked, "What's wrong?"

"Recently, I encountered a rather unfortunate incident. Xiao Ran said.

?“ Oh, what's the matter, you can talk about it, Kunshen Oba. Kaka asked.

"That's right, recently I think my goddess confessed, and I gave her a diamond necklace. ”

"Then the next day she came to me and returned the necklace, and I was so upset that I asked her if she meant to refuse?"

But my goddess smiled and said, they are almost a family, this thing is expensive, hurry up and return it. ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Ran paused.

Kaka frowned and said, "This is a good thing, why is it sad? ”

The audience was also curious, and felt that Kaka was not wrong.

But some viewers began to pop up the screen.

?“ If you drink tea, please pay attention, don't spray it. ”

"Next high-energy is coming, pay attention!"

"The Demon King Kunshen is about to start, everyone pay attention. ”

"Guards, guards, hurry up and protect Kaka. ”

?“ Attention everyone, high energy ahead!"

The audience is typing frantically one by one, because they feel that this story must be ruined!

Not surprisingly, Xiao Ran sighed, and then said sadly: "Then I have an extra sister-in-law......."

?“ Poof!"

Kaka laughed instantly, completely unable to hide it.

?“ Hahahahahaha! High energy is coming, hahahaha!"

"The computer has a black screen wdfjku. ”

?“ Hahahaha, Kunshen 6666666!"

"This wave of 6 exploded. ”

"Hahahaha, laughing, a family, really a family, a sister-in-law, hahahaha!"

"It's all a family, the diamond necklace is expensive, go back, hahahahaha. ”

"I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the ending!"

"Hahahaha, 6 exploded!"

"Visually, there are a lot of computers that are broken. ”

"Hahaha, business in the computer city will be very hot tomorrow. ”

"A **** next to me, spraying milk tea on the computer, and there is a girl sitting opposite, hahahahahaha!"

"Kunshen, you're too funny, no, no, I'll go back and eat first, take your time. ”

"Take me upstairs. ”

"Together. ”

Xiao Ran's expression was very calm.

If you want to talk about jokes, I've seen a lot of them, and I can take out any one, even if it's a bad street in the original world, it's a classic in this parallel world.

"Ahem, let's talk about one more thing, I have a fan, he caught a cold, got sick, came to the hospital, and then I went to see him, and found that he had been sitting there laughing, laughing and laughing, and I was curious, and asked him, what are you laughing at?"

?“ He pointed to the drip and laughed: "I'm laughing a little bit, you see, drop by drop, hahahahaha!"

Xiao Ran said again in a very calm tone.

And Kaka, as well as all the audience, laughed again, all kinds of 6666 and laughed to answer.

Well, it turns out that this audience is a bunch of laughers, including Kaka!

Basically, Xiao Ran has been using some jokes to chat with Kaka and show off Kaka's laughter.

In the end, Kaka also asked Xiao Ran for WeChat in the live broadcast, and watched Xiao Ran let him pass the verification, and only gave up after adding friends.

The seventh brother who heard the news was so remorseful.

I knew that Kunshen was so shy, so I was more reserved.

No, I must contact Kunshen again another day.

Seeing Kaka taking the initiative, the audience in Xiao Ran's live broadcast room was crazy.

"The first step of flirting with the girl was successful, Kunshen!"

"Kunshen, take Kaka tonight!"

"I support Kunshen. ”

"Kunshen is mighty and domineering. ”

"Cigarettes, beer, peanuts are ready, just wait for Kunshen to take Kaka today. ”

"Kunshen, you hurry up and take it, my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are gone, and I can't hold on for long. ”

"Take off this sister paper! Kunshen, you will be blessed. ”

The crowd was ecstatic and even more excited.

Kunshen looked at Kaka and then continued: "Sister, Oba wants to say to you, it's nothing good to stay up late, but staying up late will cause wrinkles." ”

Xiao Ran said this, and Kaka smiled sweetly: "Chat with Oba, you are not afraid of wrinkles." ”

Yo, this sentence is really sweet, Xiao Ran is very satisfied, very satisfied, and then said: "In this case, Oba will tell you another story." ”

"Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, let's give Kaka some flowers and gifts first, and show me your enthusiasm. ”

Xiao Ran said this, let everyone brush the gifts.

In an instant, the flowers and gifts in Kaka's live broadcast room soared, and even a local tyrant rewarded nearly 50,000 RMB.

Kaka became excited, his voice softer and louder, and he began to shake the ball.

Xiao Ran saw that the warm-up was almost over, and began to preach.

"The director of an orphanage bought two cakes from outside, basically the same size, and there was a boy and a girl on the cakes, and then he asked the children, "Do you want to eat that cake?" All the children ran to the boys, and then the director was curious, why did they choose boys and not girls?"

"Why?"

Kaka was also curious, the cakes are all the same size, why choose a boy?

Tens of millions of netizens are also curious, this question seems to be difficult to explain.

"Didi! High energy ahead!"

"Attention, Gaoneng is coming. ”

"Absolutely high-energy!"

"I hope everyone will learn from it, don't eat, otherwise...... The consequences are unimaginable. ”

"Attention, hahahaha, I don't know the answer, but I just want to laugh. ”

"Anchor, say it quickly!"

The audience is ready.

And Xiao Ran smiled slightly: "Then the old dean asked a child, why did you choose the boy's cake?"

"The children said that because there are a little more cakes for boys than for girls!"

After listening to Kaka, he didn't react, but the majority of netizens laughed one by one.

Exploded!

"Hahahaha, a little more, a little more. ”

"Dirt, dirt, dirt!"

"Kunshen Demon King. ”

"Filthy God. ”

"Hahaha, Kunshen, you are really a filthy demon king. ”

"There's no wrong nickname, Kunshen, you're so dirty. ”

And Kaka gradually understood what it meant, and couldn't help laughing at the moment.

While laughing, he shook his body, driving the shaking of the ball, almost blinding Xiao Ran's eyes.

…………

This night, Xiao Ran led everyone to keep checking the room, and the worship value soared.

It was not until more than two o'clock in the morning that Xiao Ran said goodbye to everyone and turned off the live broadcast.

Subsequently, Xiao Ran quickly jumped on the bed, called up the "all-round Olympic system", and used the "general mall activation card" with a thought.