Chapter Sixty-Eight: Troubles with Shente
The sky was getting dark, and by the emperor's order, the southern patrol men and horses camped in a plain place.
In a camp tent on the east side, the beauty Guo Shi, who has passed the Yumen Pass in the spring breeze, is gently beating the shoulders for He Shen who is lying on the mattress, and after becoming a woman, the originally delicate Guo Shi's face is full of bright luster, although he is wearing a men's dress, he looks heroic and refreshing, and has a unique style. Since the civil and military officials of the Southern Patrol were not allowed to bring their female dependents, she could only wear a light armor, disguised as a guard, and rode a horse to follow the carriage of the Lord during the day, and dismounted at night to enter the camp tent of the Lord and serve him.
Although Guo and He Shen have only known each other for two days, her eyes are full of tenderness and sweetness, and she is secretly happy that she has found a good family. What is a good family? He Shen and his lord are handsome, have outstanding knowledge, can be described as both talented and good-looking, and are all-round talents with Wen Tao and Wu strategy, and he is also an important minister of the court, and he also holds many positions such as the minister of military aircraft and the head of the internal affairs department. If even such a person is not a good family, what kind of man in the world can compare?
When the beauty was a nymphomaniac, He Shen stared at the elixir in his palm in a daze, not for anything else, just because he only had this elixir in his hand. Since taking it yesterday, he can't stop the power of the elixir, and he can't wait to take it every day to show his strength. But today, when he asked God for the elixir, instead of getting it, he angered God, which made him feel scared and caught him off guard. One elixir, what is enough for it? Monks have more meat and less meat.
For this reason, he piously begged for a whole day, offering tens of thousands of taels of silver, but never saw God's reply, as the sky became darker and darker, his mood became heavier and heavier, whether to take it himself, or to dedicate it to the emperor? Fortunately, tonight he was only camped outside the city, and he did not enter the county seat in front of him, and there were no beauties from the local magistrates and officials to serve the emperor to sleep, otherwise this elixir would not even be able to keep tonight.
It seems that it is better to be stationed in the county less in the future. He Shen thought to himself.
"And my lord. Just when He Shen was fascinated, a voice suddenly came from outside the account.
As a eunuch who served the emperor closely, he would never dare to leave without the emperor's will, and even when the emperor was sleeping, he had to stay outside the account and serve the emperor at any time. Now, it is the emperor's meal time, and Gonggong Chen is not serving the emperor in the Chinese army camp, but comes to his tent, presumably there must be some will of the emperor.
"Grandpa Chen. He Shen immediately got up, tidied up his clothes, and walked out of the tent. Sure enough, it was Gonggong Chen who was standing outside. "I don't know what is the important matter for Gonggong Chen to find me?"
"And my lord, it was the emperor who asked the old slave to come to find him. Chen Gonggong said with a smile.
"Your Majesty?"
"Yes, the ancestral elixir of the Lord and the Emperor is deeply loved by the Emperor, every time the Emperor takes it, he is refreshed and refreshed, and the spirit is a hundred times, no, the Emperor ordered the old slave to come over and get the elixir from the Lord He. ”
"What?" He Shen was shocked when he heard this, looked at Gonggong Chen and stammered and asked, "Your Majesty, does the emperor want it tonight?"
Gonggong Chen nodded, smiling silently.
As soon as he saw the smile of the old eunuch, He Shen's heart was a little disgusting, obviously he was a eunuch, as if he knew everything, could he not be so obscene?
"Gonggong Chen, today there are local officials offering beautiful women to serve the emperor to sleep?" He Shen asked with disgust. What kind of bastard bastard is it, he doesn't know him, so he directly presents a beautiful woman to the emperor, isn't this just across the pot and on the kang? If it is found out, he must take off his official hat and raid his home.
"And my lord, you misunderstood, the ladies heard that the emperor has been in good health in the past two days, so when they were eating, they proposed to serve the emperor tonight...... The adults understand, and they don't want to go, so they let the old slave come to find him. Chen Gonggong said.
Thinking of the wolf-like mothers who accompanied him, the corners of He Shen's mouth twitched unconsciously, they are all old husbands and wives, they have nothing to do when they are idle, they are tired, and they don't let the emperor have a good night's rest, not to mention that the emperor has been moistening the rain and dew to the people for two consecutive nights, is it possible that those ladies still think that the emperor has surplus food?
"Gonggong Chen, have you told the emperor that although this elixir has a remarkable effect, it cannot be taken every day, otherwise it will damage the body. He Shen asked, and at the same time held the elixir in his hand, there were beauties waiting for him in the tent. On the one hand, the emperor and on the other hand, the beauty, such a choice is really tangled.
"And the lord, the old slave said, but the ladies don't think so, they said, you can take it for two days in a row, why can't you take it for three days in a row? They also said that with the presence of the lord, the emperor's body will be fine. ”
“……”
He Shen was speechless after hearing this, and he couldn't refute what he said. What the emperor said is right, the emperor has been taking it for two days in a row, what can he do if he takes it for another day? Not to mention that even if he says no, I'm afraid it's too late, the emperor is good to say, and he can do it in a few words, but those ladies will definitely not give up, let alone let him go lightly, and those who don't know think that he and Shen have a grudge against them, and deliberately don't give a panacea.
Those girls who are difficult and resistant to fighting for power and taking the throne, if they are ruthless, they will be more poisonous than him. Isn't there such a saying? The mouth of the green bamboo snake and the needle behind the tail of the wasp are neither poisonous, but they are the most poisonous to women's hearts.
Alas, I think that I and Shen I are famous, above the court, playing with power and power, handy, no one dares to provoke, but today I am planted in the injury of several women, it seems that I really have to be low-key.
"Gonggong Chen, don't you know, the medicinal materials required for this elixir are extremely rare, and even refining them is extremely difficult. Although it is an ancestral heirloom, there are only three of them. He Shen repeated what God had said to him, and then slowly stretched out the hand hidden in his sleeve, and said with a bitter face, "This is the last one, please take it away from Gonggong Chen, and convey Fang Cai's words to the emperor." It's not that the minister doesn't want to dedicate himself to the emperor, it's that the minister really doesn't have it. ”
"And my lord, don't worry, the old slave will definitely report it truthfully. Gonggong Chen nodded, took the elixir, and walked towards the Chinese army camp.
Looking at the departing Gonggong Chen, He Shen wanted to cry without tears, even if Gonggong Chen brought the words, the emperor was afraid that he would only understand for a while, and when he arrived in Jiangnan and saw the beauty, he would swallow up his reason and throw everything out of the clouds. At that time, the emperor wants the elixir, if he can't take it out, won't the emperor be angry and angry? What's even more worrying is that once the emperor asks him to refine it, and he can't refine it, it will be a crime of bullying the king.
"God, the villain knows that he is wrong, you have a lot of adults, just spare the villain, as long as you can give the villain the elixir, the villain will be a cow and a horse, and you will not hesitate. He Shen looked at the night sky, and he now understood that compared to life, money is a fart, no matter how much money you have, you can't spend it, and you have a fart?
Oh my God, did you hear that?
"My lord, let the slave family wait for you to rest. After He Shen returned to the tent, the beauty Guo had already taken off her coat, revealing a gauze as thin as a cicada's wings, which was in a translucent state under the light of candlelight, faintly, looming, full of hazy feeling, very tempting.
After He Shen saw it, his eyes suddenly straightened, and the whole person became energetic, this little goblin is really good at seducing people.
No, there seems to be a lack of spirit.
After He Shen felt it, he immediately wilted, especially when he thought that there would be no more elixir available in the future, not only did he not have it, but he didn't even need it, so he immediately cried with a sad face, like a dead father.
"You go to sleep first, the official still has important matters and needs to go out to discuss with others. He Shen put on the appearance of a decent gentleman, picked up his coat, and hurriedly escaped from the camp.
It is said that he is not even in the mood to eat dinner, where else does he have the mind to have sex?
He Shen looked around for a while, and when he saw that there was no one around, he quietly walked to an open space and knelt, escaped from his sleeve and put a silver ticket on the ground, put his hands together on his chest, and whispered to the silver ticket.
"God, you said that merit lies in the usual accumulation, and the villain remembers in his heart that these silver tickets are for doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, and I hope you will collect it, God......"
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