001. The snow is full of hills, and the division is mentally retarded
The clouds and mist are shrouded, the mountain path is winding, and from a distance, the original verdant Yuling Mountain is snow-white. But even in winter, it is still lively, the little fluffy head of the winged bird on the branch is arranging its feathers with its beak, the tail feathers are fan-shaped, the neck is stretched back hard, and the tender yellow beak clamps the feathers, combing from the root of the tail to the tip of the tail.www.biquge.info
By the small stove in the bamboo house, a petite "man" knelt beside the bookcase, his deep eyes flashed a trace of cunning when he turned, looked around, and after making sure that there was no one, he showed a mouthful of shell teeth and laughed obscenely "hehe" twice, and gently opened the lid on the incense burner with his right hand, and saw that the medicinal powder in his left hand was about to be poured in, but a clear voice sounded at the right time.
"Childe!"
Yun Yuning's hand shook, most of the powder in his left hand was sprinkled on the table, only a small part fell into the incense burner, Chunxi watched with his own eyes as the powder turned from white to green, and then from green to black.
At this time, Yun Cining couldn't care about any medicinal powder, turned his head suddenly, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw who was coming, patted his chest and said, "It turned out to be you, Chunxi." Did you know that people can be scared to death?"
Chunxi put down the saber in his hand, walked to Yun Chenning's side, knelt in front of the bookcase in the same posture as her, stared at the incense burner a few times, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Childe, you put medicine in Master's incense burner again." ”
Yun Cining, who was caught, refused to admit it, held the incense burner with both hands, and hurriedly pulled the medicinal powder that had just been accidentally spilled on the bookcase to the ground, and then covered the incense burner with lightning speed, and said nonsense seriously: "I am the best tranquilizer, Master and his old man missed the triennial martial arts conference a few days ago because he was unwell, and these days he can't eat well, he can't sleep well, he is addicted to the thatched house, and he is getting th......inner and thinner."
Chunxi's face slowly wrinkled, crumpled into a ball, and looked at Yun Porcelain Ning with a mentally retarded look, talking nonsense.
"I, as an apprentice, have to think about the master no matter what I say, so I made these tranquilizers, wanting to let the master sleep well. Yun Chenning finished saying this sentence without blushing and heartbeat, and put the incense burner in his hand on the bookcase, ready to get up to find something and light the incense burner.
Chunxi's face was almost cracked, I said Childe, Master has been obsessed with the thatched house these days, and he is getting thinner and thinner, is it not because he has eaten the medicinal diet you made? For the sake of Master, I want him to sleep well, why does she always have a strong premonition in her heart that Master will not wake up?
"Actually, you just want to go down the mountain and play. Chun Xi ruthlessly said what Yun Porcelain Ning really thought in his heart.
Yun Cining waved his hand and said with a smile: "Ah, Chunxi, what are you talking about!" After that, he hurriedly made a silent gesture and explained to Chunxi: "Be quiet, don't let the master find out!"
Chunxi couldn't figure it out, she went up the mountain with her son-in-law to learn art, and she studied under the same master, how did she learn martial arts and Yun Porcelain Ning became today's drug production professional.
In order not to let the master repeat the mistakes of the past, in order to no longer see the master's appearance as if his body was hollowed out, Chunxi decided to persuade his son-in-law that if he wants to go down the mountain to play, he can't always use this method, fortunately, the master's martial arts have reached the attainment of being able to restore his youthful appearance.
"Childe, we always do this, it's not a way to use medicine to stun and sneak out of the master, right?" Chunxi spoke weakly, but received an eye knife from Yun Chenning.
She got up, put one foot on the bookcase, raised her hands high, looked at the roof, and shouted affectionately: "The ancients said...... Uh, no, posterity said: life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown!"
Chunxi stroked her forehead, it's over, she has been practicing martial arts on Yuling Mountain for ten years, not only did she not raise her son-in-law's body well, but also raised her brain out of the pit, how should she explain to the old lady when she goes home?
Chunxi pulled Yun Cining down from the case, "Childe, pay attention to your image." ”
"What is the image? Can you eat it? I long for freedom!" Yun Cining turned around, raised her hands high, the warm winter sun sprinkled on her body, she was like a fairy who had fallen into the mortal world, crossing the catastrophe, and as if she was about to turn into a butterfly and fly out of the window...... What a.
"Squeak", the door was pushed open, and an old man in a blue robe walked in, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Yun Cining who had no image on his bookcase, Nan Wuya took a deep breath and told himself: "The world is so beautiful, I can't be too irritable." calmed down, and finally spoke, "Let's take a look for the teacher, who is going to drug the teacher?"
I don't want Yun Yuning to see Nan Wuya and immediately lowered her head like a frosted cabbage.
"The revolution has not yet succeeded, and the secrets have been leaked. ”
However, she soon adjusted her mood again, and said with a dogleg: "Master, what kind of wind blew you to the apprentice, the apprentice is studying medicine very seriously today." ”
Nan Wuya twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that the soles of his shoes were sticky. Raising his feet, his face turned blue and purple when he saw that the soles of his shoes were stained with the medicinal powder that Fang Cai Yun Ning had pulled on the ground.
What kind of apprentices did he take! Teacher's retardation!
Nan Wuya raised his head, his teeth clucked, and the anger in his chest was about to erupt, but the voice lingered in his ears.
"The world is so good, I can't be too grumpy. ”
In the end, he could only say helplessly: "This is the room for the teacher." ”
Yun Cining looked left and right, only to find that he seemed to have really run to the master's room to give medicine.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.
Yun Chenning immediately laughed dryly, "That apprentice went to the kitchen to see if there was anything to help!"
As soon as he mentioned the kitchen, Nan Wuya's whole face turned green, he flicked his sleeves, almost jumped to his feet, and almost shouted: "The teacher doesn't allow you to get close to the kitchen, you can't take half a step!"
I think he sighed a few days ago that "the apprentice actually knows how to make medicinal food", "the mentally retarded apprentice has finally grown up" Yunyun, but he didn't expect that after eating the medicinal diet, he kept having diarrhea and almost pulled his stomach out, what kind of medicinal diet is simply poison!
I didn't expect her to be such an apprentice.
As soon as he thought of the missed martial arts conference, Nan Wuya wanted to beat Yun Chenning, a criminal, what a criminal.
Other people's apprentices follow behind the master, cooking and washing dishes, and he, the master, walks in front of the apprentices, cooking and washing dishes, and is always worried about not being drugged to death by the apprentices.
Yun Yuning snorted very aggrievedly, raised his right hand, wiped his non-existent tears, and snorted twice.
Nan Wuya hurriedly stopped it, yes, this little aunt and grandmother will use this set every time, but he can't stand this set the most.
But this time, Yun Cining not only did not stop crying but cried even more fiercely, she pointed to the bird on the tree outside the window with tears in her eyes, and said with tears in her eyes: "Master, is the little sparrow outside beautiful, is the cry beautiful?"
Nan Wuya was stunned for a moment, and slowly spoke: "That's a winged bird." ”
Chun-hee, who was watching the show on the side, almost fell to the ground, clutching his saber tightly with both hands to prevent himself from falling because of his unstable body.
Yun Yuning waved his hand, "Don't care about these details, do you say it's good-looking?"
Nan Wuya nodded, not knowing what she meant.
"If you put them in a cage, will their singing still be beautiful?" Yun Chening continued to ask, looking at Nan Wuya with bright eyes.
Master, I am using metaphors to hint at you, in this situation, don't I look like the golden bird who is locked in a cage and sings for freedom?
Nan Wuya stroked his beard and squinted at Yun Chenning, "Mo Tuwen, talk about people." ”
What a golden bird, she is a wild sparrow at best.
"I want to go down the mountain to play, and ask the master to fulfill it!" Yun Chenning clenched his fists and pouted.
"Good. Unexpectedly, Nan Wuya actually responded to Yun Cining's request at once.
Yun Ning's eyes widened and he took two steps back, then leaned forward, and said in disbelief: "Really??"
"When did the teacher tell a lie. Nan Wuya took out a letter from his sleeve and continued: "However, this time you go down the mountain, you can't go anywhere else, Ling Zun has a letter to teach you to return to Yunfu as soon as possible." ”
"Father...... Father?" Yun Ci Ning has been away from home for ten years, although the master has been telling him some news about Yun Mansion over the years, but after all, he has not seen each other for many years, and a letter suddenly came from his family, Yun Ci Ning's heart still chuckled.