"I can't stand it anymore. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Wang Anyuan stood up from the sofa like a grumpy lion.

"What's the matter? Didn't you say that watching TV is the fastest and most convenient way to learn about the current situation in the mortal world?" Dan Tong sneered, "It's only been two hours and I can't bear it, hum, what an impetuous mortal." ”

The green tendons in Wang Anyuan's temples jumped and jumped, he took a deep breath, tried to calm himself and said: "Yes, I said that TV is one of the best channels to understand the outside world. ”

"But why did you ask to change the channel after only watching the news broadcast I showed you for ten minutes, and then you spent the next three hours watching the children's channel!"

Wang Anyuan finally couldn't help but roar angrily: "Dantong Immortal, you can't understand the current situation by watching cartoons!"

"Ahem.." Dan Tong was also a little embarrassed, "I just care a little more about the mortal children. Well, the patriarch once said, 'Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets all things'. A leaf can know autumn, and a small can see a big one. Hmph, what a stupid mortal. ”

Wang Anyuan's mind was full of black lines. He finally knew now that this immortal who was the so-called Dantong in front of the Taishang Old Monarch was actually an indifferent and arrogant little child.

Dantong saw that Wang Anyuan hadn't spoken for a long time, and couldn't help but compromise: "Okay, okay, let's watch the news broadcast." You go turn on the TV. ”

"No, I can't. Wang Anyuan quit, "I've been watching with you for so long, and you have a preliminary understanding of the mortal world, you have to give me some benefits first." ”

Uncle Wang has always been the master of not seeing rabbits and not scattering eagles, and it is rare to give the immortal face to hand over the goods first, how can there be a saying that he does not hurry up and give money.

Dantong pondered for a while, and then slowly spoke: "Yes." ”

"Really?" Wang Anyuan's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked: "Immortal elixir or immortal treasure, just smash it over, I won't pick it." ”

"Snort. Dan Tong laughed disdainfully: "What you think is quite beautiful, I have a volume of Danfa, if you don't want it?"

Wang Anyuan's face wrinkled suddenly, Danfa, I am not a Taoist priest, and I don't know how to refine Dan, what do you want that thing for?

"Don't worry, my dignified old monarch is Dantong, how can I deceive you as a little mortal in vain. What I give is naturally the Danfa that you can refine and use. Dantong seemed to see through Wang Anyuan's careful thoughts.

"What kind of Danfa is that?" Wang Anyuan asked curiously.

"It's the second pill you took, the Taiqing Qi Nourishing Pill. ”

Wang Anyuan's eyes lit up suddenly. That's good, it integrates beauty and health care functions, and it's an absolute good thing.

"Don't be too happy. Dan Tong quickly poured cold water on him, "The one you eat is what I refined with immortal materials, and the pill effect is naturally amazing." When the time comes, if you refine it with ordinary materials, the effect can be compared to one thousandth of that one, which is extremely remarkable. ”

"One in a thousand?" Wang Anyuan shouted, "What kind of fart effect does that have?" ”

"Not to mention the flesh and bones of the living dead, at least the general major illnesses and small disasters are cured by medicine, even if you are not sick, you can live for a few more years if you eat too much. Do you want to?" Dan Tong became impatient.

"Yes, yes, yes. Wang Anyuan nodded hurriedly. If it really has this miraculous effect, if nothing else, it won't be the same as playing to be a miracle doctor or something in the future.

"Come on, Dantong Immortal, pass on the Dharma to me. Do you need me to put on a posture with my heart in the sky, or burn incense and bathe or something?" Wang Anyuan rubbed his little hands with a look of anticipation.

"No hurry, no hurry. Dan Tong said slowly, "You can accompany me to watch the cartoon about a few lambs first." ”

Wang Anyuan: "....."

Three hours later, Wang Anyuan, whose eyes were red, finally walked on the way to the Chinese medicine store.

watched more than 100 episodes of "The Happy Life of the Pleasant Goat" uninterruptedly, and who could understand the pain of not being able to go to the toilet halfway and having to report in the blink of an eye. Wang Anyuan's heart was already full of tears.

Fortunately, all the efforts will pay off, and this "Tong Ren Tang" will definitely become the take-off point of my Uncle Wang's life.

The air was filled with the faint scent of Chinese herbs, and the bored pharmacy apprentice was napping slightly at the front desk.

Wang Anyuan walked to the counter and knocked on the countertop: "Hey, wake up, God is here." ”

The good-faced pharmacy apprentice opened his eyes impatiently, gave him a blank look, and said lazily, "What do you want to buy?"

"What do you want to buy? Tell me, what are we going to buy?" Wang Anyuan urged in his heart.

"Don't rush, I haven't seen any mortal medicinal materials, and I'm analyzing the medicinal properties to find alternatives to combine them into a new Danfang. Dantong's voice rang out.

"What, you're just starting to research now?!"

"Nonsense, as far as these medicinal herbs in the mortal world are concerned, even the lowest-level immortal beasts in the immortal world disdain to smell them. How could I have seen it before. ”

"Then please big brother, hurry up, people are waiting. ”

"You take a few more breaths, and I can tell the medicine by smell. ”

Wang Anyuan's face was full of black lines, and then he began to inhale helplessly.

"I said, what do you smell? Is there a prescription??" asked the pharmacy apprentice impatiently.

"Wait a minute, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Wang Anyuan smiled awkwardly, and scolded in his heart, is the Chinese medicine store so popular now, even the second shopkeeper is so dragged.

Just when the pharmacy apprentice was about to kick Wang Anyuan out, Wang Anyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the name of the medicine on the medicine cabinet in front of him and began to say quickly: "Golden hairpin, acacia bark, licorice, angelica, white aconite, ......"

Wang Anyuan said the names of nearly a hundred kinds of medicinal herbs in one breath, almost all the medicinal materials on the medicine cabinet in front of him, and then gritted his teeth and squeezed out the last few words: "Give me each of them, half a catty." ”

The pharmacy apprentice was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Dude, you are here to make trouble." Play with me to report the name of the dish, it's half a catty, I think you are tight and undercut. ”

Wang Anyuan was also angry, and he almost didn't pull the kid out of the counter when he stretched out his hand. Even your little body still wants to cut me, and I can't bear you for a long time.

"What are you doing, put your hands down. An old and loud voice sounded, Wang Anyuan turned his head to look, and it turned out to be an old Chinese medicine doctor wearing reading glasses walking out.

"Master, this guy is here to make trouble. As soon as the pharmacy apprentice saw the old Chinese medicine doctor, he immediately slipped away and hid behind him.

"What the hell is going on?" the old Chinese medicine doctor asked in a deep voice.

The pharmacy apprentice pointed at Wang Anyuan and said loudly: "I asked him what he wanted to buy, but he told him all the medicinal materials in the store, and said that everything costs half a catty, and his attitude is not good, I said that he still wants to beat me up for a few words." ”

Wang Anyuan's lungs exploded, this little rabbit cub who turned black and white upside down, even if he was not polite to God, he dared to bite God back, I should really overtake you on behalf of the Lord.

The old Chinese medicine doctor's face sank: "Young man, this is a pharmacy, not a vegetable market, how can I buy half a catty and half a catty." Don't be idle, have nothing to do, my old man. ”