Chapter 147: Rejoicing in the Enemy
Everyone also noticed that Li Ju was in a very bad mood today, because he had already understood what happened to Li Ju, and he was very understanding, but he didn't know how to channel Li Ju's bad mood. Everyone began to eat vegetables again, drink wine, and talk about things, but they still didn't see any substantial changes in Li Ju's mood.
At this time, Liang Jian suddenly remembered the few brain teasers he had seen earlier, and originally thought that these brain teasers with the nature of yellow jokes would not be on the table, but the current state is good for Li Ju, and it can be taken out and talked about, which is not too much.
Liang Jian said: "Let's stop drinking for a while, slow down, I'll give you a few brain teasers first, everyone is happy!"
Lao Zhu raised his hand and said: "Okay, but if you guess wrong, you still have to be punished for drinking, how about it!" Wei Lan said: "Why do you want to punish wine again!" Tang Lei was also very interested: "Today we were originally here to drink, relax and relax, we have to guess with brain teasers, and we have to drink wine." ”
Liang Jian has experience in drinking, and there are at least four ways to drink alcohol: one is happy wine, the atmosphere is happy, relaxed, and it is not easy to get drunk; one is stuffy wine, which is the wine that uses wine to drown sorrow and sorrow; one is to deal with wine, which is completely to deal with things, this kind of wine is happy on the surface, but the heart is actually boring; and the other is gluttony, the person who drinks it is a good wine, and if he does not drink it for a day, the corners of his mouth are salivating, and he is hungry, which is a person who is addicted to drinking, so it is like this. If today's wine is drunk into happy wine, it will not be easy to get drunk. And he agreed.
Lao Zhu urged: "Then you can talk quickly!"
Liang Jian said: "Then I'll talk about it, everyone listen well." Liang Jian looked at Li Ju again, and Li Ju also responded to him and said, "Okay, let's talk." ”
Liang Jian said: "Listen, let me first declare, don't think crookedly! The first question: Rubber products, set in the middle of the human body, have a large and small size, which is related to the survival of life!"
Everyone looked at each other when they heard this, and their blue faces turned red and said, "What kind of brain teaser is this!" Li Ju also showed an embarrassed look on his face, Tang Lei smiled at Liang Jian, took a sip of tea, only Lao Zhu said: "Well, it's not simple, it must be ......"
Liang Jian asked: "What must be it?" Lao Zhu said: "You really let me tell me, there are two ladies here!" Liang Jian knew that Lao Zhu wanted to be crooked, in order to liven up the atmosphere, he said: "You don't care who is there, you say it!" Tang Lei also deliberately seduced Zhu Huaiyu and said: "Everyone is an adult!" Lao Zhu said: "If I say it right, Liang Jian, you want to drink!" Liang Jian said: "You are right, I must drink, you say wrong, you drink!" Lao Zhu said: "Okay, I said it is a bi pregnancy condom!"
As soon as Lao Zhu said this, everyone laughed.
Wei Lan listened, covered her mouth, pointed at Zhu Huaiyu, and said, "Cut." Li Ju also smiled and said: "If it's really this thing, it's not called a brain teaser!"
Zhu Huaiyu said: "What else can it be? It must be a bi pregnancy condom! You see, rubber products, right? The part that is put in the middle of the human body, yes; there are big and small sizes, isn't it? It is related to the survival of life, if you use it, then there will be no accidents, and if you don't use it, it is very likely that you will add a little cub." Weilan, you are from the Women's Federation, you should always understand, right?
Zhu Huaiyu asked Liang Jian: "Minister Liang, I'm not wrong!" Liang Jian said: "That's right, you drink a bar!" Everyone laughed.
Zhu Huaiyu said pitifully: "What is that?" Tang Lei urged: "Drink first! ”
Zhu Huaiyu took a sip of wine. Tang Lei said: "I'll guess!" Liang Jian said: "Okay." Tang Lei said: "Is it a belt? The belt also has rubber products, which are sleeved in the middle of the human body, and there are also long and short ones, with different sizes." ”
Listen, there's some truth to that. But Li Ju proposed: "The first few are reasonable, but the last one is not in line, it is related to the survival of life!" Tang Lei also felt far-fetched, and asked, "Minister Liang, isn't it a belt?" Liang Jian replied briefly: "No." Drink. Tang Lei also had to drink.
Liang Jian asked the two women again, but Azure still blushed and shook her head. Li Ju also said "I can't guess".
Liang Jian saw that Li Ju was also involved, and thought to himself, this brain teaser still had an effect, and he was proud, so he said: "Then I will announce the answer!" Everyone looked at him and looked forward to it with great interest: "Say it quickly, say it quickly!"
Liang Jian said: "It's a lifebuoy!"
Everyone suddenly realized: if you want to talk about rubber products, the lifebuoy is; if you want to say the part in the middle of the human body, yes; there is a difference between size and size, there are adult lifebuoys and villain lifebuoys; it is related to the survival of life, for people who can't swim, yes, even if they can swim, if they fall in the Yangtze River and the sea, there is no lifebuoy, it will definitely be over, so the lifebuoy is right.
Lao Zhu said, "Alas, why didn't you think of it!"
Liang Jian saw that he was still interested, so he said: "Second question, everyone listen well, remind me again, don't think about it! Which part of the human body will increase several times after being stimulated by the outside world?"
As soon as the question came out, everyone immediately thought in one direction, and then forced themselves to pull it back. Because Liang Jian had already reminded him at the beginning, don't think crooked!
Tang Lei repeated: "Which part of the human body will increase several times after being stimulated by the outside world?" Li Ju and Weilan glanced at each other and laughed awkwardly. Li Ju said to Liang Jian: "Minister Liang, I didn't expect you to play this kind of yellow joke!" Liang Jian quickly corrected: "Hey, Director Li, I didn't say that this is a yellow joke, it's just that you want to be crooked!
Li Ju was asked by Liang Jian, and her face turned red. Li Ju, who has a red face, looks even more delicate, her lips are also bright and full, and her eyes are like obsidian, black and bright. Liang Jian stared at her for a while because she had drunk, then she lowered her head and said, "I don't say it." Liang Jian knew that Li Ju wanted to be crooked, so he no longer embarrassed her, and said, "What about the others!"
Lao Zhu said: "Minister Liang, don't say that you want to be crooked or not, I know, it must be that!" Liang Jian deliberately said: "Which one must be it?" Tang Lei also wanted Lao Zhu to say it and liven up the atmosphere. Lao Zhu said: "That's the one, the one we men have!" Liang Jian said: "Drink! I didn't say that only men have it, but women also have it!"
Lao Zhu asked: "There are women too!" Liang Jian said: "You guessed wrong, drink!" Lao Zhu likes to be lively, he took the initiative to guess, not that his mind is really simple to this extent, he deliberately did this to make everyone laugh. Therefore, he did not hesitate to drink this little wine, and took another sip.
After he finished drinking, Liang Jian asked again: "Does anyone know?" No one could guess anymore, so Liang Jian said: "Okay, I'll tell you the answer!
Liang Jian's answer was one, and everyone suddenly realized! It's really pupils, both men and women, and when they are hit, they will be enlarged, and most people will generally think of men's weapons when they hear this question!
Lao Zhu drank twice, and was not convinced, so he said: "Minister Liang, I also have a brain teaser, see if you can guess it!"
Liang Jian said: "Okay, you can say it, let's listen to it!"
Lao Zhu said: "Everyone, listen well! Don't think about it! What I want to do most after work is a long hard thing, straight into the hole, if it's fast, two clicks will be fine." Otherwise, pull it out and insert it again. We will not give up until we achieve our goal. It is usually done at night, but it can also be done during the day. However, I can see it more clearly during the day, and it is dark at night, so I can touch it and insert it again. It's better not to have that kind of thing that allows people to plug in, or something will happen!
Tang Lei pointed his finger at Zhu Huaiyu: "Old Zhu, you are too much, in front of the two ladies, you actually said such things!"
Lao Zhu was unconvinced and said: "What did I say! Mayor Tang, if you say this, it means that you have to take the initiative to drink, because you must be trying to be crooked! Drink quickly, drink quickly!" Tang Lei was said this, and he had no choice but to drink!
This time it was Zhu Huaiyu's turn to be proud: "Come on, let's take a look at it again! If you can't guess, take the initiative to drink the bar!" Zhu Huaiyu forced over one by one, "Weilan, you guess!" Weilan recalled the content just now, what "long things, straight into the hole", what "while touching, while inserting it again", she said, "It's disgusting", as soon as she said it, Zhu Huaiyu was even more proud: "I want to be crooked, drink!"
Lao Zhu came to ask Liang Jian again. Liang Jian had already heard of this brain teaser, but he thought that since he drank together, he would be happier, so he didn't know and took a sip himself. Lao Zhu was very happy and said, "Only Li Ju is left! Li Ju, do you want to drink?"
Li Ju said: "Lao Zhu, do you dare, bet with me?" Lao Zhu said: "Say." Li Ju said: "If I guess correctly, you drink two cups, I guess wrong, I drink two cups, how about it!" Everyone coaxed, "Do you dare Lao Zhu?" Lao Zhu thought, Li Ju definitely couldn't guess, so he said: "Okay, who wouldn't dare!"
Li Ju said: "Key!"
Zhu Huaiyu was dumbfounded, and said, "Li Ju, have you seen it before?" Li Ju said: "No." Zhu Huaiyu said, "Okay, I admit it!" He picked up the wine glass and drank two glasses in a row. Li Ju won, happy in his heart, and stretched out his hand "y". When she calmed down, she found that she was unhappy in her heart, and finally got a lot better!
The brain teaser passed, and everyone regained their previous state, chatting and drinking.
Li Ju's mood changed, and everyone became happy. Zhu Huaiyu respects Liang Jian and Li Ju: "I'm here to respect you two happy enemies!" Tang Lei said: "How do you call it a happy enemy?"
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