Chapter 18: The Wonderful Dean
Dean, I want to go on to higher education, you can arrange a test for me. Zhang Fan said with a serious face, and Dean Wang looked at Zhang Fan sluggishly after squirting the tea, although Zhang Fan really went to school, but Dean Wang looked at the kid in front of him, who was only more than 8 years old, and the more he looked at it, the more it looked like he was teasing himself, otherwise how could he say such crazy things, he just finished school and came here and wanted to go to school, is there such a perverted scholar? The headmaster asked himself if he had never seen such a person in his life, well, yes, he must be teasing himself, and the headmaster was more and more sure in his heart. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Dean, give me a word, Dean. Dean.
After being called by Zhang Fan several times, the dean came back to his senses.
The first sentence is, boy, you play with me.
Why did the dean say this, I just told the truth, student, I don't believe you can test me a few questions.
Okay, just try it, then which stage of the test questions do you want to try, Dean Wang asked.
This time, Zhang Fan was interested, and he smiled before asking tentatively: "Can I tell the truth?"
Dean Wang's face was stunned, and then he said angrily: "Of course it's true, can't you see that this scene is so serious now?"
There's something serious about it, it's clear that you, an old man, don't believe what I'm saying and you're messing around with me. He hurriedly said, "I can see it, I can see it."
So which stage of the topic are you going to test? The president of the royal academy felt that he was mentally prepared, at most he would go to university, and it was impossible to go higher, if he was higher... He didn't dare to think about it anymore, he was sure that if he was any higher, he would not be a human anymore. Well, yes, that should be it.
After receiving an affirmative answer from Dean Wang, Zhang Fan cautiously said, "I want to test the topic of doctoral graduation."
Dean Wang only felt a buzz, and his ears could no longer hear other sounds, his mind was blank, his heart was beating violently, his blood pressure was jumping up, and his old face was red all of a sudden, and even his eyes were red, Dean Wang's appearance really scared Zhang Fan, thinking that Dean Wang wouldn't hang up like this, alas, I knew that it would be like this, so I would have said that the university would be good, but I can't blame me, he himself asked me to tell the truth, alas, am I going to be involved in a murder at a young age? Forget it, let's call 120 first and then call the police to surrender, think of this and really wake up the communication bracelet, and then turn on the projection so that the hospital can see the dean's current symptoms, and then say to the bracelet to dial 120.
At this time, Dean Wang's voice came, what are you doing when you call 120, don't you think I'm going to die.
When he first heard Dean Wang's voice, Zhang Fan was really startled, sat on the ground, and kept shouting: "The dean has cheated the corpse, the dean has cheated the corpse."
When the dean heard this, he immediately became angry, knocked on Zhang Fan's head and said, "You just cheated the corpse."
Zhang Fan reacted and said: "Dean, you didn't die, I called an ambulance for you, and then I suddenly remembered that I dialed 120 and didn't hang up the video, and I quickly hung up the video without watching the projection."
When Dean Wang heard the words of this bastard boy, he almost spit out the old blood, and said with a black line on his face: "Okay, you bastard boy, you actually cursed the old man to death, it's really angry with me."
Zhang Fan hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Dean Wang, you misunderstood, it was a slip of the tongue, it was a mistake of the tongue, it was a mistake of the tongue, Dean Wang, you should dissipate your anger, you must be Shoubi Nanshan." I thought to myself, I guess there must be nothing wrong with that.
Who knew that Dean Wang was even more angry when he heard this: "Okay, okay, I just finished the curse, hurry up and die, I'm the old Wang Ba, right, what is the longevity than Nanshan, just say that I am more longevity than Wang Ba, and I will beat around the bush."
Now Zhang Fan was completely speechless for this old man, how could there be such a person in this world, his imagination was too against the sky, so he said with a straight face: "Then it won't be tested."
As soon as he said that he was back to business, Dean Wang slightly lowered his anger and said, "This time, I will spare you first, and then settle accounts with you after the autumn."
Zhang Fan breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that the dean would not let him test, so after cleaning up his mood, he said, "Then the dean starts, I'm ready."
Dean Wang said angrily: "I'll test you a few questions casually first, if you pass tomorrow, I will arrange a formal test for you, if you can't even pass this level, you should go back and eat a few more years of milk and come back when you grow up."
Zhang Fan really didn't dare to say anything more this time, for fear that he would accidentally provoke this old man again, that is, he really misunderstood his own big thing.
I don't know when and where I found the book, but Dean Wang said, "Let's start then."
Then without waiting for Zhang Fan to say anything, he took care of himself.
In the first question, Zhang Fan answered it correctly very fluently, and it was exactly the same as the book on the book, and Dean Wang was slightly surprised.
Question 2. Zhang Fan replied very fluently, word for word, and Dean Wang was secretly shocked.
Question 3. Zhang Fan must still answer it well. Dean Wang was not calm at all, and he kept asking questions without believing in evil, until he was numb until later, and finally he threw the book away as if he had seen a treasure, his eyes shining and smiling.
Zhang Fan was really stared at, and secretly thought that the dean was crazy about this, of course, he didn't dare to say more this time, he had already deeply understood that they were calling for trouble from their mouths.
Dean Wang just stared at Zhang Fan and laughed for a while before he realized that he seemed to be out of shape, no, it should be a gaffe, and after laughing and coughing a few times, he turned back to a serious face and said: "Well, you have passed my level, and I will give you Zhang Luo's formal test tomorrow, by the way, you don't have to go to class, with your current knowledge and talent are higher than your class teacher." I'll tell your homeroom teacher, well, that's it for now, you go back to the villa first, and see if you're still satisfied." didn't wait for Zhang Fan to say anything, just drove him away, as if he was in a hurry to be reincarnated.
After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked directly towards the office area, his shoulders trembling as he walked.
How did Zhang Fan feel that Dean Wang was very excited, it was estimated that he might have laughed out loud if he was not there, and sure enough, the moment Zhang Fan entered the elevator and the elevator door slowly closed, he clearly heard the creepy laughter that made him creepy, with the character of this old man, it is estimated that some people will be unlucky.
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