"I said little bell, why didn't you say that black-haired man just now didn't know how to talk well and beg for other people's small halls?" "But believe it or not? And that kind of guy who forces people to do something for themselves, and he can't do it if he doesn't. "Is there such a person?" "I don't believe you, look down." "Oh?"

After speaking, the two of them went down, and a big red sign was poked on the entrance of the stage, which read, "Ask others for yourself".

Then, the gongs and drums of the "slow long hammer" sounded, the curtain was raised, and a person with a big white face stepped on the stage, and as soon as he appeared at the entrance of the stage, he walked away with a knife and gun stand, and said in his mouth: "I am the 'world's first commitment hero' Xie Yanke...... Also...... Alas, because of an incident recently, I couldn't sleep and couldn't swallow, what a word...... It's hard to finish. ”

And then, "......Boom, T

I saw that the big white face on the stage was ready to sing, but suddenly said: "It was the second day of the first month of last month." ”

At this time, there was a person on the stage who was dressed in the same color from head to toe and in the background, holding a sign with a few words on it, "You don't sing".

The audience watched very interestingly, and bursts of laughter came.

The actor on the stage continued: "I got the third piece of Xuantie Order, a total of three pieces, whoever brings it to me, I have to do one thing for him, but this kid who happened to give me the third piece of Xuantie Order is itchy and doesn't ask for people, this thing makes me so troubled." I just want this matter to be over early, no, I have to let that kid beg me if I say anything today. I say dog mongrel, dog mongrel, my dog ancestor!"

"You can't come out early. As he spoke, a harlequin with a tofu block painted on the bridge of his nose stepped on the stage.

"Everyone, see it, this kid is so angry, not only does he not ask for help, but he also does not suffer. Xie Yanke pointed his finger at the harlequin and twisted his face and rushed to the stage.

"What's the matter? "When did I change my surname to 'No'?" "Because you're good enough." "You're a glutinous rice dumpling." Let me tell you, I've been in this cliff for a few days, and I have to ask for anything today. "Do you really ask for it?" "Do you really ask for it?" "Do you have to ask for it?" "Yes, you have to ask for it." "Okay, you're done. ”

As he spoke, the harlequin threw something to Xie Yanke, and Xie Yanke caught it with both hands.

"Oh, Ju Ball!" Xie Yanke said as he tossed the Ju Ball to the Harlequin again.

The harlequin caught it and threw it backstage and asked, "Then what kind of ball do you want?"

"I asked you to beg me to do something. "That's not going to work, my mom said she wouldn't let me beg anyone. "Don't ask for people, you ask for zongzi?" "That's going to work." "you. ”

The audience laughed again.

"Anyway, my mom won't let me beg anyone. "Your mom isn't here. Don't worry, not only will I not tell your mother, but I will also not let you beg for nothing. "Yo, I've got a good deal. "Of course, as long as you finish begging me today, you can buy a lot of delicious food, and then make a bottle of good wine, and make a first-class banquet on the table, and the two of us will drink it and get drunk." How about it?" "Is this called not begging in vain?" "Is this not called 'begging in vain' but also 'begging in vain'?" Okay, you can beg me. "Then I'll ask you a question?" "Okay? Seeking knowledge is also asking, you ask." Hey, don't ask if that's too biased. "Don't worry, I'll ask you what you're looking for. "It's okay in front of my eyes. "Then I asked?" "You ask." "I said thank you. "Huh. "Let me ask you how many of these two eyebrows there are?" "What?" "That's easy enough, isn't it? "Can I count it?" "Can't you count it in the mirror?" "I can't count it even if I can't count it!" "I can't answer anything else, what else can I give you as simple as that? Well, let's tell me how heavy your head is." "What!" "It doesn't get any simpler than that, you don't have to be too precise, just weigh and estimate in your hand." "And what if you're done?" "Put it back again?" "Is that still safe?" "Are you smearing the glutinous rice?" "Will it be strong?" "Are you looking for a needle and thread?" "You're here to sew a dead body?"

"Hahaha......" Because the rhythm of the dialogue on the stage is very interesting, it attracted a lot of laughter at this time.

"Don't laugh. After Xie Yanke finished speaking, the audience laughed loudly, and when the laughter subsided, he said to the audience: "I think this kid is making fun of me, and it won't work if he doesn't come hard today." As soon as he turned around, he had a fierce face at the harlequin.

"I said the dog, you don't have to mess around with me with a hippie smile! Hurry up and beg me to do something that can be done with a little saving! Or else...... Hum. "Oh, what are you staring at, I'll just ask for it. Otherwise, I've been cooking since I hit the cliff, and you can cook a meal for me. "Huh...... It's like words. Then what do you want to eat?" "You can just make me a steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised assortment, braised goose, braised shrimp, braised shrimp, boiled shrimp, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed forest frog, stewed duck kidney, ......"

To say that this harlequin's kung fu is really not weak, it caused bursts of applause from the audience, but Xie Yanke stopped him.

"Huh, huh...... Can you eat all of these dishes?" "You don't have to cook everything, just make me a bite of everything, and I'll taste it." "Smell it, go to you. "Oh, why can't you do anything?" What about 'Promise Hero'?" "I'm just 'Promise Hero', what's wrong? You look awkward? If you have the ability, you can also call it?" "Why don't I call this nickname to make trouble for myself?" I prefer the nickname 'Sheng Cai Hero'. "Who's going to serve the rice and soup? I can tell you, if you continue to make such unreasonable trouble, be careful that I will use the 'Crane Control Gong' against you." "Yo, 'Crane Control Gong'? Then you can catch a bird for me." "Okay, the 'crane control gong' has become used to catch birds. Okay, what kind of bird do you want?" "Just catch me with two beaks and legs and one wing." "Alas, the old adage has been answered. "What's the old saying?" "Wu Dalang plays with night owls." "What do you mean by that?" "Who plays with what birds?" Why do you just want this thing?" "We're not bored with that ordinary thing, aren't we?" "I'll have a hard time if you have it......!" Alas. ”