Wu Fan, who was holding the "History of Western Music" and was reciting it painstakingly, poked his head out of the mosquito net that had been slightly yellowed from summer to winter, sighed, and said: "I thought that by learning music, I could escape the pain of rote memorization, but it turned out to be a cycle year after year." ”

Chang Yue was writing a cheat sheet, "Memorize a yarn! You memorize it today and forget it tomorrow, next week's exam, I think you can remember how much?"

Wu Fan glanced at the cheat sheet that Chang Yue had already copied several pages full of and said, "Cheating is too dangerous, right?"

Chang Yue sneered and said, "Don't say you didn't cheat in high school?"

Wu Fan sat up from the bed and said: "Don't say it, I really haven't cheated, anyway, I'm admitted to an art school, and my cultural grades are not important, the teachers don't care about me, why do I copy such a high score?"

Chang Yue shook his head and said, "Forget it, there's nothing to say to a faceless and skinless person like you!"

"The cheat sheet is finished, borrow me to make a copy!" Wu Fan glanced at the clean "History of Western Music" in his hand, which was the same as the new book, sighed and gave up struggling.

"Don't borrow, do it yourself!" Chang Yue refused without hesitation.

Wu Fan licked his face and said, "Brother Chang, Uncle Yue, why bother! Everyone looks up and doesn't see what they look down." ”

Chang Yue has always been accustomed to mutual damage with Wu Fan, and said: "I'm not familiar with you, a scumbag who only likes to study women's physiological structure, you can find someone else." ”

"Cut! I'm embarrassed to say I? Chang Yue, where do you look at a woman first? You low-grade animal who only knows how to excrete!" Wu Fan sneered.

Chang Yue didn't mind saying loudly as if reciting a poem: "Look at the legs first and then look at the chest, this is the greatest animal nature of human beings, you know a fart!

Chang Yue asked again: "What about the squad leader? You must look at your legs first! I will know by looking at your sharp eyes!"

Cheng Xiaoyu looked away from the textbook of "History of Western Music", shook his head and said, "Of course I look at the face first. ”

"As soon as the lights are turned off, it doesn't matter what you look like, a good figure is the king!" Chang Yue stopped copying the cheat sheet and touched his chin to try to correct Cheng Xiaoyu's wrong thoughts.

Cheng Xiaoyu said angrily: "You mean, as long as that person is in good shape and looks exactly like Wu Fan, you don't care?"

Chang Yue hurriedly vomited, retched twice and said: "I didn't say that, I mean in my opinion, body is more important than looks! Of course, both are naturally the best, in my heart Su Yuxi should be a 100-point girl, to have a good face, to have a figure, to have a temperament, it's perfect, it's the goddess in my mind!"

Wu Fan smiled and said: "Hey, be realistic! You still look for a reliable point that looks like me!"

Chang Yue lowered his head and continued to copy the cheat sheet and said, "Don't worry, I will never borrow you to copy the cheat sheet!"

Wu Fan pretended to beg for mercy and said, "Oh! Uncle Chang, I was wrong!"

"Squad leader, what kind of girls do you like?" Chang Yue ignored Wu Fan and raised his head and asked.

Cheng Xiaoyu pretended to think for a while and said, "Look at the feeling, in fact, my requirements are not high, just about the same as Su Yuxi!"

"Cut! Squad leader, no wonder you're still a single dog! Really, don't be too ambitious! I don't think Duanmu Linsha is much worse than Su Yuxi! You hurry up, if you don't listen to me, you will be abducted by others when the time comes, and there will be times when you cry." Wu Fan said to Cheng Xiaoyu in a tone of resignation.

"You're still a virgin, aren't you?" Chang Yue said with a mock smile.

"Lao Tzu, I'm no longer a department-level cadre in my first year of high school!" Wu Fan said with a red face, his first time he handed over to a woman named Songdao Lan to buy direct mail airplane cups online.

"Haha! You definitely handed it over to the fifth girl!" Seeing Wu Fan's face flushed, Chang Yue patted the table and smiled.

Wu Fan hurriedly swore that it was absolutely not, and said sadly: "This world is not right! Only a rich and idle little white face like you is popular, and a good man with talent and connotation like me and the squad leader can only be silently single." ”

Cheng Xiaoyu hadn't paid attention to Wu Fan's emotional state for a long time, and asked, "Hey, where is your senior sister Yingzhen?"

Wu Fan looked sad with a bitter face and couldn't look back on the past, and said: "Let the sweetness of the past be."

"The confession must have been rejected. Chang Yue once again brutally stabbed the knife.

Wu Fan complained with a righteous face: "Damn! Chang Yue, you have a girlfriend and you are still eyebrow-raising with Xie Shan in the next class, do you honestly explain whether you did it last week? Eating in the bowl and holding the pot, you are simply a beast!"

Chang Yue smiled and said disapprelicly: "Where in this world is there any loyal love, Xie Shan doesn't know that I have a girlfriend, I made it clear to her, only be ****." It's normal for a man to cheat on his body, my girlfriend also said, as long as you don't catch me stealing food, don't let her know. ”

Wu Fan obviously had nothing to do with Chang Yue, so he could only call reinforcements to correct Chang Yue's secular view of love, "Squad leader, you come out to administer justice! Is falling in love in college just for the sake of the flesh? Is there no place for a man like me who pursues pure and true love?"

Cheng Xiaoyu closed the book, it seems that he can't review quietly today, he thought for a while and said: "There must be true love! It's just that most of the true love in this world is unbalanced, that is, unilateral and unequal, for example, if you like Sister Yingzhen, you must feel that you can do a qiē thing for her, wash pants, wash socks, do everything you can for her, and be willing to buy everything you can buy for her, you must think that this is true love! But where does this true love come from? Because her value is higher than you, you feel that it is very face-saving to take her out, others will envy you when you walk on the street, and others will envy you when you walk in school, this is the so-called imbalance effect, only imbalance will produce true love, true love is often unilateral expectations, and this kind of true love is not eternal......"

Wu Fan frowned and asked a little puzzled: "Squad leader, look at what you say, although it makes sense, why do I think the word true love is so cheesy?"

Cheng Xiaoyu smiled and said: "There is also a kind of true love that is the kind staged in the movie, experiencing the physical and physiological effects of living and dying together, but how many people in the world can encounter this kind of true love?

Chang Yue felt that as soon as Cheng Xiaoyu spoke, everything had to be explained thoroughly, and he was a little cruel, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay! Class leader, don't talk so hard about college students' love! I'm scared! Wu Fan, after the exam, I will introduce a girl to you, it's very easy to get started! Are you going!"

"Don't pollute me with the rotten ideas of capitalism! What? Easy to use? How does it look?"

Chang Yue pointed to Wu Fan, who had a **** face, and said to Cheng Xiaoyu: "Squad leader, do you think this kind of man who pursues true love and is still obsessed with ** is worth saving?"

"You still have a little respect for female compatriots!" Cheng Xiaoyu smiled and said, Cheng Xiaoyu's gentleness and respect for women are from the bottom of her bones, even if boys will inevitably be a little more vulgar when discussing girls, even if girls can't hear it at all, but Cheng Xiaoyu will still pay attention to his words and hope that others will not carry male power thoughts.

Chang Yue smiled and said: "Class leader, you are outdated, now some female classmates are really like wolves, you look reserved, don't want it, in fact, when it comes to opening a room, I can't wait to help you out of my own pocket, female classmates are also in demand, and some girls asked me that day, if there is a wonderful film to pass to her!"

Wu Fan couldn't help but sigh: "Rub, what good things have happened to you? This is really a society that looks at money and face!"

Cheng Xiaoyu reminded: "Are you still reviewing? There will be an exam next week?"

So the two of them shut up in unison, those who copied the cheat sheets continued to copy the cheat sheets, and those who endorsed the books continued to endorse with sad faces.

Just after being quiet for a few minutes, Chang Yue's phone rang, Chang Yue looked at it, it was the junior senior who helped him a lot at the welcome party, so he walked to the balcony to answer the phone, and walked into the dormitory after a long time and said to Cheng Xiaoyu: "Class leader, there is a literary salon that invites you on the weekend, will you go?"

Cheng Xiaoyu was not interested in this kind of pretending activity, shook his head and said: "I don't have time! I'm going to take the exam!

As soon as Chang Yue heard that Cheng Xiaoyu didn't want to go, he hurriedly said: "Damn! Class leader, do you know? I'm annoying you about this, obviously you are a student from Fudan High School, and when you get to the exam, you say that you are scared, I have seen a lot of people like you, and you say that you want to fail the course, and the ninety or one hundred who will be paralyzed as soon as the results come out are not sincere at all.

So Cheng Xiaoyu said helplessly: "Big brother, I don't know what the literary salon does, what am I going to do?"

Chang Yue shook his head and said: "No! Class leader, you have to go, there are so many beautiful girls in the literary salon! You don't care, but you have to rely on each other for us, so you can take a few of us to see it! I have never been to such a cultured place in my life, the senior said, I still have a chance to see stars!"

When Wu Fan heard that there was such a good thing, he also jumped up and said, "Hurry up and agree! Squad leader, I am responsible for convincing him!"

Cheng Xiaoyu didn't know at this time that it was Lei Xin Curve who saved the country, so he spared a big circle and invited Cheng Xiaoyu.

Under the excited bombardment of Wu Fan and Chang Yue, they could only agree to participate in the literary salon held by "Art Soul" on the weekend.

(Today's second watch!It's still a 3,000-word chapter!Ask for a monthly pass!There are two more changes today!) (To be continued.) )