"Mad's retarded!"

Li Yu's face was full of confusion.

But speaking of which, he wasn't hungry much, and he took a bowl before, just to make a scene, but he didn't eat much.

And this, naturally, is cheaper than Ye Ying and them.

The three of them were divided.

Wait, why did they share my watermelon?

Li Yu thought about it seriously, this is a problem.

Glancing at the bowl.

Speechless.

This melon is so clean, the bowl is cleaner than the face.

Not to mention the meat, the rice is all eaten, and there is not a single grain left.

This also made Li Yu's plan to prepare a poem decline.

But soon, he saw a grain of rice next to the table where Ye Xiaomeng placed the bowl, which may have been accidentally dropped.

"Ah, at this moment, I want to recite a poem. ”

Ye Xiaomeng was clever and said, "Scare me! What do you want to do!"

Ye Xiaomeng said angrily.

"I want to recite a poem. ”

"You want to recite a poem, why don't you go to heaven?"

"I am not talented, and I am planning to do so. ”

After that, he didn't give Ye Xiaomeng time to complain, so he turned his head, stood with his hands, and said:

"Dapeng rose with the wind one day, and it swayed up to 90,000 miles.

If the wind stops, it can still be dusted but the water is clear.

When the world saw my constant tune, they all sneered when they heard Yu Dayan.

Xuan's father can still be afraid of the next generation, and her husband is not young. ”

Ye Xiaomeng applauded: "Well said!"

Li Yu snorted lightly, his face full of pride.

"I don't understand what it means, but I always feel like it's amazing. ”

“……”

"But why do I remember that the great ancient poet Li Bai also wrote the same poem?"

Li Yu said: "That's not important! Ye Xiaomeng, now let's talk about you!"

"Huh?"

Li Yu's face was full of grief, and he said: "Ye Xiaomeng, you don't know! On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops fall into the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work! Look at you, why is there a grain of rice on your table? You are a waste! Waste is shameful, do you know it!"

"Huh!?"

"Uh-huh, I know, I know. ”

"What do you know?"

"Mmmm, I know the lower link of the afternoon of hoeing day, is it the Qingming Shanghe map?"

"You unhealthy child. ”

"Slightly. ”

Li Yu looked at Lin Mo'er.

"Mo'er. ”

"What. ”

"Forget it, it's fine. ”

“……”

After eating, Ye Ying stretched her waist and said, "Well, I'm so happy......"

let out a sigh and said, "Mo'er, I'm watching TV, do you watch it?"

Lin Mo'er looked entangled, and wanted to learn Li Yu's routine here.

However, if she doesn't go to the two invitations, I'm afraid it will hurt Ye Ying's heart too much.

And......

She also really wants to know if the later plot is good!

Before, it was because the two of them were playing games and temporarily left it behind, but now, after eating and drinking enough, the magic of the TV series once again aroused Lin Moer's heart.

"Ahem......" Lin Mo'er stood up, "I really can't help you, I'll accompany you, you abrasive little goblin." ”

Ye Ying pursed her lips and said, "I'm not a little goblin." ”

Lin Mo'er said: "Hey, Ye Ying, I didn't say you, I talked about TV." ”

"Oooh. ”

"You're a goblin. ”

"Hmm~"

Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of strangeness, and said: "This flirting technique is too skilled, why are you so skilled?"

However, there were only two people left in the living room, her and Li Yu.

Li Yu skimmed the bedroom and said, "Aren't you going?"

"I, hmph, I'm going to torture and kill Brother Li Yu first, and then go!"

"It's not big, but it's not small. ”

"Hmph, you shameless guy, I begged you so much before, you didn't help me, and you bullied me, and now I want to pay you back tenfold!"

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "I just made a pound of braised pork, do you want to pay me back ten pounds of braised pork?" Yes, yes, I have no problem." ”

Ye Xiaomeng said angrily: "It's not a problem with braised pork!"

Li Yu smiled.

"Xiaomeng, did you forget anything before you want revenge?"

"Hmph, what forgot?"

Li Yu smiled: "Punishment, don't you think that you admit defeat without any punishment?"

Ye Xiaomeng suddenly became excited, cold sweat broke out on her forehead, but a smile appeared on her face, and said, "Eh, that, I suddenly felt that TV was better, so I ......"

Li Yu didn't know when he appeared behind Ye Xiaomeng.

"Oh? I didn't hear you clearly, can you repeat that?"

"Uh......" Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll accept the punishment." ”

Li Yu smiled: "Xiaomeng, there's no need to grit your teeth so much, didn't we say it before, those who lose can only brush the pots and pans." ”

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes suddenly lit up, yes, it seems that this is what he said just now.

However, when she thought of the amount of kitchen utensils, Ye Xiaomeng's eyelids jumped.

Ye Xiaomeng pretended to be stupid and said: "That, Brother Li Yu, I don't know how to do housework." ”

Li Yu said: "You can't brush the bowl?"

Ye Xiaomeng said: "I can brush it, but I ...... Brother Li Yu, are you really sure you want me to brush it?"

"I'm sure sure, for sure. ”

Ye Xiaomeng showed a very evil smile and said, "Okay then." ”

With that, he jumped up and down to the kitchen.

Li Yu looked dazed, is he so happy to brush a bowl?

However, in less than ten seconds, the sound of something falling on the floor was heard in the kitchen.

"I'll rub!"

Li Yu hurriedly went to the kitchen and said, "Ye Xiaomeng! You bear child! Did you break the bowl?"

Ye Xiaomeng showed innocent eyes and said, "No, I just accidentally slipped my hand and dropped the stainless steel basin on the ground." ”

"Really?"

Ye Xiaomeng comforted: "Brother Li Yu, don't worry, this time I am not skilled in business, you can rest assured, there will definitely be no next time." ”

Li Yu's eyelids jumped.

Ye Xiaomeng showed an evil smile and said, "But, I'm brushing the basin now, it's okay now, if I brush the dishes later, then I can't guarantee it......"

Threat!

The threat of the red fruit!

The corner of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he slapped Ye Xiaomeng's buttocks.

"No problem! Break a bowl or basin and spank you ten times. ”

"Huh?"

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned.

Then I want to cry without tears.

This can be regarded as a pit for yourself.

So, she had to clean all these pots and bowls under the supervision of Li Yu.

……

Finally, after the work was done, Ye Xiaomeng breathed a sigh of relief.

But soon, she showed her anger, looked at Li Yu, and said, "I'm going to duel with you!

"Ah, but I don't want to play anymore. ”

"Huh, you want to run away if you win, you shameless guy!"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "Hehe, okay, since you are killing yourself, I will play another game with you." ”

"What about the rules?"

"Rules...... You wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first. ”

“…… Didn't you just be?"

Ye Xiaomeng said angrily: "Can you manage it!"