Chapter 221: Cultivating Immortals and Strings of Incense
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"Hehe, it's not bad for me to use this trick to retreat. ”
"Hehe, during this time, I have been active for a long time, Li Yu must have been used to me like this, and at this time, I will retreat and advance, and I will not meet him at once, so that he will definitely be itchy in his heart, and he will definitely take the initiative to come to me, and then, I will give him this cup of drugged water... Hey... Everything falls into place... As long as you take the initiative... We'll have a story......"
We don't just have stories, we also have children.
"I'm such a genius!"
……
Li Yu touched his chin, although he didn't know Ling Xue's careful thoughts, he could also guess a rough idea.
"This girl, is it not with the desire to get away with it?
Li Yu smiled and said, "Sample, don't you know that this trick is left over from my play?"
"Forget it, that's fine, along with the Lingxue, I can be quiet for a few days. ”
Subsequently, Li Yu took a taxi and left.
……
Homely.
"Brother Li, you're finally here!"
Zhong Shenxiu said excitedly.
Li Yu was puzzled: "Is your store really ready?"
"Ahem, Brother Li, can you not be so direct as soon as you come up?"
"No, you can't. ”
“……”
"Come, tell me, do you really want to beat me now? Do you think Han Hong wants to beat someone after hearing this?"
"This ...... No no. "Who is Han Hong?
"Ahem, that shop, it's okay. ”
"It's okay, yes, no, it's not. ”
Zhong Shenxiu said embarrassedly: "This ......"
Li Yu said: "By the way, where is your store? Having said that, you only have 10,000 yuan, where can you open a store, 10,000 yuan is probably not enough for the rent, and it is really a shame that you can rent a store, it shouldn't be the proprietress who has taken a fancy to you, right?"
Li Yu teased.
"This ......"
Li Yu said: "What's wrong, what do you want to say?
Zhong Shenxiu took a deep breath and said, "Okay! Actually, Brother Li, Xiaosheng's shop is very close to here. ”
"I'm going, it's really fake, this street? There are a lot of people on this street, the rent is very expensive, how did you rent it?
Li Yu was surprised.
"Oh, no, with your character, it is unlikely that you can sell your body, but it is still possible to sell your kidney, Han Han will draw and regret painting Han Hong Han Hong wants to talk to Han Han Hehehe Han Han shouted that Han Hong is bad. ”
Zhong Shenxiu looked confused and said, "Brother Li, that Han Han and Han Hong are ......"
"Don't worry about these details, let's be honest, where is your store?"
Zhong Shenxiu was extremely embarrassed, and said, "That's it, it's behind Brother Li......"
"Behind me?" Li Yu had a 'what the hell are you kidding me' on his face.
Then, suddenly I figured something out and opened a door behind me.
Then, the corners of his mouth twitched.
"This is your shop!?"
I saw that behind the gate, there was a cart selling strings of incense, and there was a signboard on the cart.
The name is very domineering and loud.
It's called: Xiuxian strings of incense.
The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "...... With such a domineering and loud and simple store name, I want to ask, which master came up with it?"
"Ahem... This one... It's a little ......."
"I'll squirt you to death with a mouthful of water! You come and tell me, come on, this is the shop you said? And what the hell is this name, Xiuxian Chuanxiang, why don't you call it Happy Qitian Chuanchuan!"
Zhong Shenxiu said in a daze: "Cultivating immortals...... Does it have anything to do with boundless happiness?"
"Nonsense! Of course there is! Haven't you heard of me and Xiu Xian, Happy Qitian?"
"No...... But Brother Li, don't say it, this is quite rhyming, or let's make a couplet. ”
"Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"
Zhong Shenxiu said aggrievedly: "But Xiaosheng thinks that making a couplet makes our incense shop more distinctive." ”
"Wow, what you said makes sense, but what should I do if I want to hit you?"
“…… Shall you go and fight Han Hong first?"
"666, 666, I haven't seen you for a few days, you've become a joker!"
Zhong Shenxiu was at a loss, what is the joker? But he was witty and didn't ask questions now.
Li Yu took a deep breath and said: "Forget it, for the sake of your identity as a joker, I already knew that it was really a hell of a thing for you to open a store for 10,000 yuan, unless you were really taken by the proprietress and funded you a sum of money by the way." ”
“……”
"By the way, how did you get this string of incense trucks?"
"Well, Xiaosheng has a storage bag. ”
"Where are you going to sell it at night?"
Zhong Shenxiu was puzzled: "Can't you sell it at night?"
"Yes, but business is not as good as at night during the day, you don't see a few stalls on the street during the day, and at night, all the ones that sell egg scones, pancakes and fruits, strings of incense, and grilled skewers come out. ”
"I see. ”
"So, have you figured out where you're going to sell it in the evening?"
"Hmm...... Where does Brother Li think Xiao Sheng should sell it?"
Li Yu's eyes were meaningful, and he said, "Sao Nian, have you heard of a place called the Red Light District?"
"Is it a street with only red lights and no green lights?"
"666, 666, this spit is okay. ”
“……”
"However, a place like the Red Light District is not suitable for you, and I think our school is good. ”
"School?"
"It's a place to read. ”
"Hey, can I sell things in the school?"
"Of course not!"
“……”
"But we can sell it secretly. ”
Zhong Shenxiu said: "This, this is not good. ”
"Then it's okay to go to other places, but people definitely can't compare, there are tens of thousands of people in our school, and the cafeteria meals are tired of eating because of the average taste, so you go to sell, as long as the skewers are not too bad, at least they can't be sold for one or two thousand yuan, but it's hard to say if you go to other places, and it's hard to say that you can sell it for a hundred or two yuan at night." ”
Zhong Shenxiu affectionately took Li Yu's hand and said, "Brother Li, let's go to school." ”
“666,666。 ”
Zhong Shenxiu said with a sense of mission on his face: "Brother Li, we are not going to sell strings of incense, but to save the common people!"
"666, 666, you've turned bad teenager. ”
"Brother Li, let's go quickly, you see, it's getting dark, we won't do business anymore, and people are sleeping. ”
Li Yu said: "Don't worry, now we have a few key issues. ”
"Huh?" Zhong Shenxiu was stunned.
"First of all, how are you going to sneak into our school and sell skewers?"
"This ...... Just go straight in and get to the place and take the cart out of the storage bag?"
"Very good, count you right, the second question, you sell skewers of incense at school, and it won't take five minutes to be discovered by the security guards, and then come to drive you away, why don't you at that time?"
"This ......"
Dispel them with spells??
No way!