"Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, love ~ hard work will win......"

"Hey~Early in the morning, which grandson is called the soul~!"

"I'm your boss!"

"Boss?" Li Mu lost any sleepiness in an instant, and got up numbly, "Brother Sun, why did you call me so early." ”

"It's still early, the sun is all on the butt. By the way, why didn't you come yesterday, and I couldn't get through to call you, if you don't want to do it, settle your salary as soon as possible and get out. ”

"Don't~ I had a cold and fever yesterday and slept at home for a day, just right. ”

The other end of the phone was stunned, "Have you caught a cold?" ”

"How can it be! The hospital is so expensive, the salary you give every month is not enough for a few bottles of hanging water, or you will increase the basic salary?" Li Mu got up and got dressed at the same time.

As he spoke, he went into the bathroom, and after a bang, it was all done.

"Hurry up and come to the company, don't blame me for not telling you, the big beauty of Kangleju is here to urge you to milk again." ”

"Wait until I get back to the office, that's all. ”

Hang up the phone, take care of it in the mirror, and blow a sigh, "Always so handsome." ”

"Handsome guy~ Are you okay? ”

See, no, the person is too handsome, and he can't stop it through the door.

It's just that this sound is numb to the bones, and it almost makes Li Mu's soul lost.

When you open the door, your eyes light up, and you say seriously, "Beauty, if you are a student, please study with peace of mind; if you are Xiaojie, quote your price and respect your profession; if you are a human ~ wife, please put on your clothes and respect your husband." I only enter your body and do not intervene in your life. ”

Outside the door, Derpy was cute and confused, wearing a miniskirt and not wearing it, and daring to break around when his thighs were exposed, and a burst of white light made Li Mu dizzy.

"I'm going to die, you~ Hurry up and get out of the way, I'm going to be late for school. ”

"What kind of school are you going to~ With your face and figure, Brother Ming'er will introduce you to a job, and you can earn 180,000 yuan a month while lying down. ”

"With such a good job, if you don't go by yourself, will you kindly introduce it to me?" Derpy sneered as she squeezed toothpaste.

"You don't want to be me? The problem is that I have no technology and no figure, and people don't look down on me. ”

"You~ bastard!"

Li Mu grinned, and suddenly reached out and patted Derpy's shoulder;

"What are you doing~" Derpy Meng looks innocent, but she is not stupid, so she quickly distanced herself and was full of vigilance.

Li Mu's face was solemn, and he said slowly, "Girl, poor Taoist view, your eyes are blank and pale, there will be a bloody disaster today." ”

"Speak human words. ”

"Your aunt is here. ”

Derpy was stunned, and just as Li Mu was about to strike while the iron was hot and flickered further, she screamed violently, raised her leg and kicked Li Mu out of the door.

"Get out. ”

Then there was a bang, and the bathroom door slammed shut.

"A woman who has bled for several years and has not died, it's terrifying~!" Li Mu patted his chest and palpitated.

When I packed up my things and went out, I said to the bathroom, "Remember to drink more warm water, and remember not to eat spicy." ”

"Roll~!!"

A high-decibel scream shook Li Mu's ears and hurriedly closed the door to dodge.

"How did he know that my eldest aunt was here?" Xiao Confused tilted his head sideways and thought for a long time, and suddenly looked down and saw the peach blossoms on his pants, and his face turned crimson in an instant......

To say that this is usually a messy nightmare, indifferent to the things around him, no;

Of course, it may also happen to you before and you didn't pay attention to it.

This is not on the bus, I caught a girl with -2 on the head and watched it for a long time, and successfully received a white eye.

"Luck-2 seems to be a broken fortune, but there is no city on the bus~ Tube, did the girl lose her wallet?"

In the spirit of helping others and being happy, Li Mu looked hard at the floor of the carriage, and after looking for a long time, let alone the wallet, he didn't even see a single hair.

"Huh, there's a hand on the back of the girl's buttocks?"

Bah~!

"What's the bus?"

In the spirit of criticism, with a little excitement, Li Mu secretly looked at it again, "Cut~ It's really the third hand!"

The eldest brother stood sneakily next to the girl, but his eyes were not squinting, but in the place where he couldn't see, one hand was aimed at the girl's satchel.

Li Mu didn't move, mainly cowardly.

"Just kidding! This big brother is five big and three thick, and he has a big 59 on his left shoulder; as far as my little arms and legs are concerned, I am half tired from climbing a mountain, and I also go up to deliver food. ”

Of course, Li Mu would never tell anyone else that this big brother had a 2 on his forehead.

In the past, Li Mu must have roared when he saw the injustice, and continued to walk forward after the roar, but when he saw these 2, he was frightened.

"He's lucky and fine, so if I spoil his good thing, won't it become something for me?"

It's like a tongue twister, but Li Mu doesn't dare to be sloppy at all, for fear of getting into trouble.

"The earth is too dangerous, I'd better be a quiet melon eater. ”

In an instant, the third manual was made!

A mobile phone flew out of the girl's satchel;Blinked,The pink wallet also came out;After a while,Ah~Phew!A bag of unsealed aunt towels,Bring this on the street.,It's really unlucky.。

As if hearing his inner narration, the eldest brother's face twitched visibly, and he stuffed his aunt's towel back in.

"Huh, this big brother has changed his face dramatically, right? After a while, -5, why did it become 0 again, and it was 2 just now?"

Looking at it, a strange scene appeared.

Li Mu thought it was his own dazzle, so he rubbed it vigorously for a long time, and then looked, -5?!

"Could it be that I'm too handsome, and whoever is unlucky?"

muttered in a whisper, and continued to look, how did it become 0 again?

Li Mu didn't believe in evil, and was reaching out to rub his eyes to look at it again, when he suddenly felt that there was something more on his shoulder, and when he looked sideways, ouch, my mother~ was startled.

The big man next to him with a tiger's back and a bear's waist can fall asleep when he stands, and his whole head will rest on Li Mu's shoulder;

"I'm afraid that I don't want to be an accomplice of this big brother, pretending to be sleeping to warn me not to do much?" Li Mu didn't dare to move, and his eyes instantly retracted.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no other movement, this guy really fell asleep?

It shouldn't be! On the bumpy bus, I haven't heard that you can fall asleep while standing.

Li Mu didn't give up, quietly opened his eyes, and didn't move.

His eyes carefully moved to the big brother with three hands, and the huge one-5 reappeared.

Li Mu was angry, what about playing with me?

This time it hasn't changed anymore, it's always been -5.

"-1 will be in trouble but not necessarily in trouble, -2 will be ruined, -3 will be injured and unlucky, what is this -5? Does this indicate that I am exposing him, I am okay and he is okay?!"

Just as the car entered the station, the big brother who had succeeded was moving to the door, ready to slip away.

looked at the eldest brother next to him, still resting, and there seemed to be no sign of waking up, could it be that he was not in a group?

"Forget it, let's leave it alone. ”

That's what he said, but Li Mu was unwilling! Trying to stretch out his head to look at the eldest brother's head, Nima was actually 3.

"It doesn't make sense to be a 3-5, unless he doesn't know each other; in this case, why not come and close the door and let the dog go, oh ~ no, borrow strength. ”

Just do it, reach out and poke, no movement?

"Huh?"

With a deep sound, Li Mu was overjoyed, "Big brother, are you awake?" Look at this girl on my right, isn't it beautiful?"

Li Mu lowered his voice, and the last sentence was purely habitual.

The eldest brother, who was disturbed from sleep, glanced at him angrily and did not speak.

It just so happened that the bus stopped at the station and the door opened, Li Mu was anxious and said loudly, "Look, that girl's zipper is open!"