"Good Death" (21)

And Xiaohuzi's feet changed, and he immediately came to Ru Dongyang's side, "Guest officer, how about tasting the 'champion red' of our store first?"

Ru Dongyang's body was crooked at the moment, the corners of his mouth were bloody, and he immediately spat on the ground, and turned sideways to make another move "Locust Plague", this time it was much more ruthless than the last time.

"Yo, guest officer, this wine is more ordinary, but don't worry, how about I change it for you?" Xiaohuzi's footwork is changeable, and it has reached the side of Ru Dongyang's not easy to attack, and his hand is like a bamboo leaf, although it seems to be slight, but if he is beaten with black eyes, it will also have an "endless aftertaste".

If it weren't for the injury in Ru Dongyang's mouth, it hurt as soon as he spoke, he would have scolded by now, and the trick of "locust rain pouring out" had been experienced with a lot of feeling not long ago, but not with his fists, but with his buttocks.

"Oh, it seems that the guest officer has seen the world, and the general wine is not to taste, so I will give you 'Autumn Dew White'. ”

Autumn dew white is the world's precious wine, is the night dew brewed, the taste is fragrant, so Xiaohuzi's shot this time first dispersed and then gathered in the Ming and Qing dynasties, such tricks are as rare as this wine.

Ru Dong Yangguang was already "drunk" when he watched Xiaohuzi change his steps back and forth, let alone "drink", and in a slight confusion, there was another "pointy locust", the fist was not changed to a pointed shape, but the power of penetration was enhanced.

"Guest officer, guest officer, it seems that this too expensive wine is not used to drinking, in my opinion, the pot can be 'burned knife'. Xiaohuzi's shot became a little spicier and a little stronger, like a hot flame, and he wanted to smash it all the way into the belly of the "grasshopper".

Such a "spirit", Ru Dongyang can not pour, the "bang" I heard in front of the stage just now is the sound of him hitting the stage in the background, and he has not forgotten to make a move when this set of boxing techniques is enlightened.

As a result, Xiaohuzi "collected" the first-ripening wine "Urn Head Spring".

"Alas, even though they are all good wines, you must not be greedy for cups. I said to the guest officer, can you settle the account first while you still understand it? It's a big deal to wait for the wine money to be counted, and then the small shop will give the guest officer a jar. Xiao Huzi said, his hand like a long-handled wine grape reached into a wine jar next to him, and then he brought it up, but he didn't know where to go.

"No!" Ru Dongyang seemed to wake up like wine, "little brother...... It's really a master. I'm going to read the playbook, and the next joke must be good. After speaking, Ru Dongyang looked for the script.

Xiaohuzi looked at him and put down the wine jar.

Waiting for Ru Dongyang to find the playbook, he sat on the wine altar and read the words with memorization.

On the stage, the evil disease was already kneeling on the ground with his chest covered, and he should have been injured clearly, "Why didn't you do it at the beginning?"

At this moment, the "Little Three Calamities" looked at Yuexin and Yaoxin with concern, "Their true love must be stronger, because I am their true love." ”

This side of the platform was dark again, and the other side was lit up.

"Yuexin, can you tell me why you are so confident, how can you be so sure that I will be fine?" "Because I have already met Dr. Jing, I already know what to do. "What? Do you want to put your ...... on you? Do you want Dr. Jing to take it out and put it in my body? No, you can't do that! You're not stupid, you're crazy!" "If you're crazy, you're crazy, I think a little madman and a little bald man are more compatible." ”

Yaoxin was already choked, and tears of emotion kept flowing, "You fool. ”

After that, Yaoxin and Yuexin hugged each other tightly.

Before the half of the platform was lit, there was a sound of grief and grief, and when it was lit up, I saw that the heart of true love walked in front of Yue Lao and bowed deeply.

"Grandpa Yue, I knew you wouldn't look at them in such pain, it turns out that the heart of true love was sent by Grandpa Yue to help them. The matchmaker said.

"The heart of true love is theirs, how can I assign it?" there was a deep meaning in Yue Lao's words.

This segment is over again, and there is less laughter in the audience, but the applause is unprecedentedly warm.

Hou Shi Rong said with tears of emotion: "I like this paragraph so much, there are funny places and thought-provoking things." ”

"I think the actors on the stage are too expressive, don't look at the short time of Captain Leng and the fish catcher, but the acting skills are excellent. Tian Peiyu said.

"Yes, they're just natural horns. Little Bell also praised, "But why don't they come back to the guests?"

"Because there are also their wonderful performances in the last highlight of the following episode, please enjoy it. Dou Ni said.

The brand of Taikou: The old man is innocent and true.

On the stage, it is still Yue Lao and the matchmaker.

"Grandpa Yue, why are some men and women destined to have fate, but it is so difficult to be together?" "That can only show that their fate is extraordinary. Come, I'll take you to see another marriage. ”

It was dark on the stage.

At this time, there was the sound of the battlefield of the Jin Ge Iron Horse from the backstage, followed by the sound of a lot of horses' hooves, there should be a horse team, and then there was a "hoo" A person restrained the horse here.

At this time, the sound of conversation came from the background.

"You all go in other directions, and I'll go alone. "Please be cautious, although we are chasing a person, I am afraid that he will be deceitful. Once there is any mistake, the last general can't afford to wait in front of the old general. "Don't worry, my father and his old man will never use this reason to embarrass you. Besides, if I don't even have the courage to do so, how can I convince the public?" "Okay, are you afraid that I will not succeed in taking the lead alone? This is a military order, you should carry it out quickly." "That'...... Please ask the general to be cautious, and receive the final prize. You go over there, you go over here, and the rest come with me. ”

Then, there was another sound of horses' hooves disappearing, and then a male actor in a general's costume appeared on the stage, as if he had just come down from the battlefield, and then looked behind him, and then seemed to say to himself: "Come out, there are only you and me left here." ”

As soon as the voice fell, a female general dressed as a drama also appeared on the stage, but it seemed to be injured, and there were blood stains on his clothes, "Why are you merciful to my subordinates? If it's out of pity, then I'll tell you, there's no need!"

The male general turned his body around, turned his back to the female general and said, "Because the two countries have been fighting for many years, we have long been a feud." I'm going to be merciful to an enemy? Hmph, I'm less sentimental, I just don't care to kill a woman. ”