Chapter Twenty-Six: The Birth of the Game Black Hole
Early in the morning, Fang Tianlu was still dreaming, in the dream, the four Tang monks and apprentices traveled all the way west, and Fang Tianlu, who had transformed into the Monkey King, killed the Quartet, and was about to kill the Yellow Wind Monster with a stick, when he suddenly felt difficult to breathe.
When I opened my eyes, I saw a pair of small eyes close at hand.
"I'll go, you...... What are you doing?"
As expected, it was Fang Weiran who was playing a prank.
"I'm giving Baba artificial respiration, which was taught by Ah Zhi in kindergarten last week. ”
In kindergarten, it seems that children are taught something amazing.
"However, artificial respiration is for those who are unconscious, shocked and not breathing, and Dad is just asleep, can it be the same?"
However, it was too late to say anything, since Fang Tianlu had already woken up, he simply stopped lying in bed, and after the father and son washed up, they went out for breakfast.
"Baba, today I want to go on an adventure in a haunted house. ”
Fang Tianlu didn't think about it, and refused: "No, yesterday we said okay, Dad is going to practice singing today, so I can't take you to play, what should a good boy do?"
Pouted, Fang Weiran was still very sensible at this time: "Okay, good boy should be obedient." ”
Fortunately, there are big brother Mu Liang and big sister Miyuki Watanabe in the dormitory to accompany Fang Weiran, and when he is bored, he can watch TV or play games, which makes Fang Weiran a little happy.
Fang Tianlu sang heartily in the singing room, and he was about to vomit.
After lunch, I turned on my computer and started writing without writing for days.
In a few days, the remuneration for online novels and physical books will be paid to the account, and Fang Tianlu will no longer be able to feel a wave in his heart except for a little excitement.
He is not a person who has never seen the world, he used to spend tens of millions as thousands of yuan, and he had to have a computer with diamonds in the chassis, and he was embarrassed to drive a sports car that a beautiful woman drove to and from work, and he was embarrassed to drive it if it was not a limited edition.
The three masters and apprentices were arrested in the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, so they had to ask Sun Wukong, who was taken away, to save him.
Safely passed through the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, the master and apprentice finally released their suspicions, and Zhu Bajie also knew that his catties were not qualified to be a senior brother, so he could only lead the horse honestly.
When passing by Pingdingshan, the four masters and apprentices encountered two monsters, the golden horn and the silver horn.
These two monsters have powerful magic weapons in their hands, and the three people except Sun Wukong were arrested again.
After writing these plots, it was already more than five o'clock in the afternoon.
Mi Lili came in a nanny car.
Tonight's announcement is still a long-term variety show "Game Night", each issue invites two amateurs and six stars to play games, and the one who wins the game can take away a prize of 10,000 yuan.
In addition to Fang Tianlu wanting to appear on this episode, Miyuki Watanabe also received a notice from this episode.
Mu Liang took the initiative to take over the work of taking care of the children, and the two makeup artists tossed around, and they hurried to the recording site without taking care of eating.
When I arrived at the recording site, I realized that tonight was simply a special show for the Yanhua Brothers.
Wen Zeyu, Su Bing, and the other two Yanhua Brothers' A-level artists and B-level artists.
"Wen Zeyu and Su Bing usually don't go on this kind of show, but in order to promote the two of you, I also let it go, it just so happens that they have a contract to accept a notice arranged by the company once a year, which I use tonight, hoping to achieve the expected publicity effect. ”
What else to say, this kind of agent can only meet one in three lifetimes.
In addition to the stars, "Game Night" also has two amateur guests, a man and a woman. The man is a lawyer and the woman is a secondary school teacher. Both of them were randomly selected from the registered audience.
The recording began, and six artists drew lots under the camera.
Su Bing, Fang Tianlu and A grade were assigned to the lawyer team, and Wen Zeyu, Watanabe Miyuki and B grade were assigned to the middle school teacher team.
After that, the game begins, and the game is divided into five rounds.
In the first round of truth or dare, the host asks some more private questions, and randomly selects the artist to answer, if the artist answers, he gets one point, and if he does not answer, he does not get points.
Before the game started, Fang Tianlu thought it was very simple, but after it started, he realized how pitted it was.
Some questions, even if answered falsely, are difficult to ask.
"First question, Fang Tianlu answered, how big is your little brother?"
Poof, Fang Tianlu almost vomited blood, this kind of problem, if it were another world, it would not be banned by the total number of minutes, but it was just ordinary here.
So he gave up answering and was not scored.
"Question six, Fang Tianlu answered, how many times do you and your wife make people a week? How many times do you conceive children on average?"
Who counts the average number of times a person is created before they conceive a child? Some people get pregnant at one time, how can this be counted?
"Once a week, once a week?"
"You're lying, so you don't get any points for this question. ”
The turntable pointed at Fang Tianlu again, and his heart was really broken.
"The last question of this round, Fang Tianlu answered, how much manuscript fee will you be paid for the physical book of "Journey to the West"?"
"This question is simple, and it hasn't reached the settlement date yet, so it's 0. ”
As a result, the question "So you don't care about your income?" was answered incorrectly, so you don't get points. ”
"At the end of the first round of Truth or Dare, the lawyers scored five points and the secondary school teachers scored one point. ”
So far, Fang Tianlu really looks like strangulation of the host.
Soon, the second round began.
"In the second round of the game, the keyword guesses the movie, the two teams come to the stage in turn to answer, I will say five keywords, you can answer at any time, but after I finish the five keywords, no one has answered yet, I will announce the correct answer. ”
Lawyers and secondary school teachers took the stage, and the moderator began to say key words.
Bob ...... One person ......"
The lawyer replied: "Survive in the canyon!"
"Correct answer, substitution. ”
The second to come to power was Miyuki Watanabe and Fang Tianlu.
"Future...... Alien...... Cosmic ......"
Miyuki Watanabe pressed the answer button: "Alien Fire Line!"
"Correct answer, substitution!"
Wen Zeyu, Su Bing, A-level, B-level, lawyer and middle school teacher again, and then it was Watanabe's turn Miyuki and Fang Tianlu again.
"Listen to the question: Marriage...... Red...... Singer ......"
Miyuki Watanabe replied again: "The past of the singer!"
"...... answer correctly"
After answering four rounds of sixteen questions, Fang Tianlu did not answer a single question.
When he was playing this game, he heard the keywords, and then he had to extract the information in his head, match the information one by one, and rummage through his memory to find the name of the movie.
Compared to those who grew up watching movies in this world, they naturally lost a mess.
"At the end of the second round, the lawyer team accumulated 23 points and the secondary school teacher team accumulated 15 points. ”
Two rounds of play passed, with an intermission.
Su Bing threw a helpless look at Fang Tianlu, A-level face was full of indifference, and the middle school teacher whispered over there, after all, if she won the game, she could take away the 10,000 yuan bonus.
Fang Tianlu rolled his eyes, he was also very helpless in his heart.