Lu Xiaobu snorted coldly, broke free from Zhang Baijun's shackles, and strode into the studio.

Because he was angry with Zhang Baijun, his face was not very good-looking.

This invisibly adds a sense of majesty.

"Teacher!"

"We're going to learn the Nine Yin White Bone Claw!"

"And that repair arrears!"

"No, it's a sleeve!"

“......”

The whites shouted excitedly.

"Nonsense!"

Lu Xiaobu opened his mouth and scolded!

In a word, all the white people were stunned!

One by one, they were silent, and they didn't know what they had done wrong!

"Do you know what the Tao is called that the Tao cannot be passed on lightly, and the Dharma cannot be passed on to the six ears!? What are you trying to do by making a big announcement here? ? Do you want to attract the attention of the ancient warriors and wipe out all of you?!"

Lu Xiaobu made a straight face and scolded mercilessly.

After eating the lotus flower, he can easily convey the meaning to everyone!

The corners of Zhang Baijun's mouth twitched at the door - no, how did you say this kind of nonsense so righteously?!And the most nonsense thing is that the people of the United States still believe it!?

Oh, mom sells batches!

But Henry in the studio was suddenly startled.

The Tao cannot be passed on lightly, and the law cannot be passed on to the six ears?!

He got it!

He finally knew why he couldn't learn before!

And!

He... He... He seems to have done something wrong today!

Yes, Celestial Kung Fu has never been a much-hyped kung fu!

Suddenly, his knees went limp, and he sat down on the ground.

The rest of the white people were also frightened!

Not only are they worried that they won't be able to learn kung fu, but they're also starting to worry about being wiped out!

"There it is!"

Henry's brain spun fast, suddenly his eyes lit up, his face returned to normal, and then he said to the camera: "Haha, you have all been deceived! This is a play performed with me Lu Xiaobu from beginning to end, including the beating and the branches are props, let's thank Lu Xiaobu with applause!"

That's right, the Fa can't be passed on lightly, and if the Tao doesn't spread to the six ears, you can't let everyone else learn it!

He wants to learn alone!

He's just a bad guy, why should he explain it to these people!?

Then he continued: "Alright, that's the end of today's Henry, thank you all for watching!"

After finishing speaking, he ordered the director to turn off the live broadcast!

"Well, it's a good job, then I'll teach you a mantra! When you can really understand this passage and truly translate it in your native language, you will be considered a beginner! You can learn the real cultivation of immortals!"

Lu Xiaobu's face was solemn, and he was talking serious nonsense!

"Yes, Teacher!"

Henry was ecstatic.

However, when he saw the audience in the audience with the same expectation as him, he was immediately unhappy!

Damn, these vampires are obviously taught to me by the teacher!

And Lu Xiaobu started at this time.

"The Tao is very good, the name is very good, the name is famous, the name is not very famous. ”

"Nameless, the beginning of all things, named, the mother of all things. ”

"Therefore, there is always no desire, to observe its wonder, and there is often desire, to observe it. ”

"These two are the same and have different names, the same name is the mystery, the mystery is mysterious, and the door of all wonders. ”

“......”

Well, Lu Xiaobu began to recite the Tao Te Ching!

Why do you say it's reading?

Because, he is now looking at his mobile phone and reading, he can't memorize it!

Now there are always some mentally retarded people who are saying, what Celestial Empire is too backward and not as good as the West!

In Lu Xiaobu's opinion, it's just fart!

How can the question of the Celestial Empire for 5,000 years be inferior to that of the West?!

Every sentence summarized by the ancestors of the upper and lower 5,000 years can make countless descendants pay homage and worship!

The so-called unscientific, metaphysical in the West!

It's just that they don't understand!

And today, with the help of the Tongue Blossom Lotus, they understand!

No, no, no!

Can't say it's understood!

I can only say that I understood!

They understood the words!

Suddenly, they were fascinated one by one!

Everyone is immersed in the mysterious words, and they are obsessed!

At the same time, they were even more convinced of Lu Xiaobu's previous words!

They have to read this passage and say what it really means in English, and when the time comes, they will be able to cultivate immortals!

"Is Lu Xiaobu so pitiful?"

Zhang Baijun at the door looked up at the sky, speechless and choked!

This Lu Xiaobu is too pitiful!

Understanding the Tao Te Ching?

Just ask, how many people in the Celestial Empire really understand the Tao Te Ching?!

Not to mention.

And to translate the Tao Te Ching in English?!

This is a special problem that cannot be solved, right?!

To be honest, he has been in the United States for so many years, and it is the first time he has found that the people of the United States are so stupid!

First believed in cultivating immortals, and then believed that the people of the Celestial Empire could fly, and now it is even better, and it is actually necessary to translate the Tao Te Ching in English!

Let's go and play!

Give you another 500 years, and you add a few thousand more words, and you won't be able to translate them!

This is the difference between the people of the United States and the people of the Celestial Empire!

The people of the Celestial Empire know their own affairs, whether it is Zhang Baijun or any normal Celestial Empire person, they have never believed what Lu Xiaobu said.

After all, they weren't there, and the Tongue Blossom wouldn't have an effect on them.

Even now, Lu Xiaobu really has the same method of cultivating immortals!

But the people of the United States are different, in their impression, although the Celestial Empire is relatively backward, it has always been a mysterious representative!

And today, after seeing is believing, coupled with Henry's dark sky, he has become a fan of the Celestial Empire.

Their instinctive choice is to believe!

This is actually the same as pyramid schemes, sober people know that it is impossible to make money with that kind of behavior, but there are still a lot of people who believe it!

Therefore, the people here may react in the future, but under the current emotion, they will definitely not react!

......

After reciting the Tao Te Ching, Lu Xiaobu left the studio under the congratulations of everyone!

At this time, the FBI also came and arrested the audience and Henry.

I saw that Henry kept shouting: "Why do you arrest me? I want to hire a lawyer, this is my show, it is my right to joke, you are not qualified to arrest me!"

While shouting, he also gave Lu Xiaobu a firm look - teacher, I won't say it!

Lu Xiaobu nodded-Come on, work hard to cultivate immortals, you will definitely soar!

Zhang Baijun slapped the door of his head - this kid is finished! Completely brainwashed!

Is this Lu Xiaobu so terrifying?

He believes that in addition to this Henry, there are definitely a lot of people in the United States who have been brainwashed by Lu Xiaobu!

He can't imagine what these people will do!

"Let's go, let's eat. ”

Lu Xiaobu happily said to Zhang Baijun: "You said that you will cook in person!"

The chaos of the rice country is not something he considers!

All he thinks about is eating and drinking, and then he starts - League of Legends!

Well, League of Legends can finally begin!

That's a lot of this day!