Chapter 2003: Schadenfreude
I didn't expect that the way to find beautiful women on the street would not work, and when Ye Qiuzheng was at a loss, Ziyi gave him a task, to go to the film and television city to give those stars a free taste of forest frogs, and began to promote Zihong Villa, so as to attract celebrities to consume after it opened. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ye Qiu was idle and had nothing to do, so he readily agreed, looking forward to maybe meeting a few beautiful stars, and then he would be polite, how could he get their blood.
He took Xiaoxiao as his deputy, got a small cart, put gas cylinders and pots in it, and a flowing spicy hot stall was baked.
Ye Qiu's first target was Director Zhang's crew, where there happened to be a big beauty Xie Runlan.
Zhang Xinyu is a beauty, and she is a flower-level beauty, and she is on the same level as Xia Er and Ziyi.
And Xie Runlan is Zhang Xinyu's good friend Director Zhang's newly chosen heroine, Director Zhang is willing to give up the famous flower-level Zhang Xinyu and choose Xie Runlan as the heroine, in addition to his liking of the new and hating the old, it is because Xie Runlan is more charming than Zhang Xinyu.
Xie Runlan's beauty is not the pure and fresh of Xia Er, nor the shy and lovely of Ziyi, nor the hot and unrestrained of Hongmei, nor the noble maturity of Li Bingyan, nor the sweetness and whiteness of Tang Yan, she is the kind of beauty that is as charming as a fox, her eyes are like she can speak, and some people often say that she has hooks in her eyes and will hook people.
There is no doubt that Xie Runlan must be a beauty above the famous flower level, and Ye Qiu naturally wants to get his hands on the blood crystal of this kind of beauty.
When he was still in the crew, Ye Qiu often fantasized about being close to Xie Runlan, but he was too dick, and other big stars didn't look at him at all.
When he learned that he was the stand-in of the actor Zhou Ben, he was still very excited, thinking that he would have the opportunity to act face-to-face with Xie Runlan, but he didn't expect that it was also a stand-in with the heroine, which made him excited in vain.
Now he and Xiaoxiao are pushing a spicy hot car and appearing in the crew, which has attracted everyone's onlookers.
"Ye Niupi, you haven't been to the crew for a few days, we thought you were going to be an actor." The girl who has been acting in Yahuan for three years, and this time she played Xie Runlan's stand-in and said with a smile.
"I heard that you signed a contract with a million salaries, why did you come here to sell Malatang?" Another trick
The drama manager said with a smile: "I don't think I have the money to pay liquidated damages, so I have to come out and sell Malatang." ”
Looking at Director Zhang's relative who was the drama manager, Ye Qiu's teeth itched, this guy didn't have a lot of partnerships with Heli to harm him, the role of Zhou Ben's stand-in must have been designed by him to harm him, causing him to almost jump into the dung pit, but he left in a fit of anger, then he fell for Heli's plan and said goodbye to his dream of being an actor.
Speaking of which, Ye Qiu hasn't acted in the past few days, it's not that he doesn't want to be an actor anymore, but he sees more clearly that if you have no money and no status, you will be bullied everywhere.
Now he has to do the dream of being an actor, and he has to make money, but first pave the way to make money, and then use the money to pave his road to the actor, after all, if a man wants to play a good role, it is impossible to be like a woman, just be beautiful, as long as you are willing to go to the director at night to discuss the script, it is easy to get the role.
And a man, if he has shape and appearance, plus some acting skills, as long as he is willing to persevere, he can still get ahead.
But like Ye Qiu, who has no shape, no appearance, and no acting skills, if you want to get a role, you can only use money to smash it.
Looking at the schadenfreude of Zhang Juwu, Ye Qiu dared to be sure that the cheating father who signed four contracts to trap him and wanted him to take 1 million, but had to pay 10 million, or even 100 million, must have his share.
In the midst of everyone's laughter, someone shouted: "Since it's so pitiful, let's buy a Malatang by one and let him earn some money." ”
"Yes, yes, I'm just hungry, take the lid off and let's see what you have for this spicy hot."
Ye Qiu picked up the lid, and suddenly an enticing fragrance spread out with the hot steam.
"It's so fragrant, what kind of fragrance is this?" Everyone kept sniffling, captivated by the tantalizing scent of the frog.
Someone was more knowledgeable and said in surprise: "Wow, it's the taste of forest frogs, no wonder it's so fragrant, come me a bowl." ”
"It turned out to be a forest frog, it's really fragrant, I must taste it, and bring me a bowl of ......"
This time, everyone forgot to sarcastically mock Ye Qiu, and was completely fascinated by the forest frog, and the instinct out of appetite scrambled, wanting Ye Qiu to quickly spoon a bowl for him to eat first.
But Ye Qiu stopped in front of them, pushed it away and said, "Give it to me, you guys listen, today I invited someone to taste the forest frog for free, and I will line up one by one." ”
"Free tasting, there is still such a good thing in the world?" Some people don't believe it.
"Yes, yes, there is no such thing as a free lunch." Someone immediately chimed in.
"It's definitely a lie, I hate liars the most." There was also a scolding.
However, some people believed it and quickly began to line up, and because they were more clever, they stood in the first position, and they could taste it first.
Although some people didn't believe it, they also lined up with the mentality of seeing, and by the time those who said that they lied couldn't help but line up, there were already forty or fifty people in the queue, which was very spectacular.
So many people lined up, and those who were chatting in the rest shed also saw it, and looked at it curiously, it turned out to be selling spicy tang, and he was a little disdainful at first, but when he smelled the fragrance of the forest frog, he suddenly rushed over and shouted: "Is it a forest frog, bring me a bowl first." ”
Someone wants to cut the line? But no one dared to speak out, because it was Director Zhang who came.
Ye Qiu couldn't help but sneer in his heart when he saw that one of the targets he was waiting for appeared this time: This guy saw me and Zhang Xinyu together that night, and he actually scolded me for being a scumbag, and said that he wanted to be unattractive, he wanted to be in shape, he was as thin as a monkey, and he was strong, and he was a strong fart.
This time, he asked this Director Zhang to see if he was really strong.
"Director Zhang, Ye Niupi said that he invited everyone to eat forest frogs for free, don't be polite to him." Someone said to Director Zhang flatteringly.
Director Zhang saw Ye Qiu who was stopping everyone, just now he was just looking at the little one who was staying in front of the Malatang car.
"Why are you a scumbag selling Malatang, and it's free, it can't be some kind of medicine that wants to cause us diarrhea, right?" When Director Zhang saw Ye Qiu, he was immediately very disdainful.
Although Zhang Xinyu and Ye Qiu were together that night, with his director's professional vision, it could be seen at a glance that the two of them were just acting, not like a couple at all, and he was angry just to take the opportunity to break up with Zhang Xinyu, so a good excuse was not needed, it was really a waste.
"Xiaoxiao, you eat a bowl to show him." Ye Qiu said disdainfully.
Xiaoxiao ate a bowl very cooperatively, she smelled the aroma wafting from the pot, and she couldn't help drooling for a long time, of course you're welcome now.
Seeing that the snack was finished, Director Zhang believed that he hadn't been drugged, and he said unceremoniously: "Since you are a scumbag who knows each other so well and gives everyone food, then I'm not polite, come and give me a bowl." ”
Seeing Director Zhang's poor appearance, as if he was willing to eat your things and was giving you alms, Ye Qiu looked angry, and now he regrets that he didn't bring the venting medicine, give this Director Zhang a good taste, let him have a good time.
However, Ye Qiu still took a bowl of forest frog meat from his little hand, and then did not hand it to Director Zhang, who reached out to pick it up, but brought it to everyone and said to everyone: "Everyone look at it, my forest frog meat is fresh and clean, don't wait for someone to eat it and deliberately destroy my reputation." ”
In Director Zhang, everyone didn't dare to talk nonsense, took a closer look, and honestly said that this forest frog meat is indeed no problem, it is a good product.
Hearing everyone's words, Director Zhang didn't want to suspect anything anymore, and reached out to pick it up again, but saw that the bowl was put in the hands of the drama manager, Ye Qiu said to him: "Brother Zhang, you serve it to Director Zhang, I'm not a subordinate." ”
The drama management really wanted to say that I was not a subordinate, but Director Zhang was his relative and boss, so where did he dare to talk back, so he had to obediently bring it to Director Zhang.
Director Zhang took it and took a bite, and couldn't help but be very satisfied, but when he took the second bite, he suddenly vomited, and screamed wow, as if he had been poisoned.
Director Zhang was originally holding the fragrant forest frog meat, and he was eating with his eyebrows fluttering, and he was very satisfied, but when he took the second bite, he felt that something was moving in his mouth.
He thought that the forest frog was still raw, so frightened that he quickly vomited it, but when he saw that it was a live cricket, he was suddenly frightened, and the bowl in his hand was not stable all of a sudden, and the hot heat was poured on his chest, and on his hands and thighs, so hot that he screamed.
"Ye Qiu, you scumbag, you trick me, you wait for me, I will immediately ask someone to clean you up." Director Zhang jumped in pain and scolded angrily.
Ye Qiu asked puzzledly: "Director Zhang, what does it matter to me that you scalded it, don't wronged me." ”
"You still don't admit it, didn't you put this cricket in the soup?" Then he said to everyone: "Don't eat it, there are crickets in the pot, no wonder this guy said that everyone is invited to eat for free, it turns out that he wants to disgust us." ”
Everyone echoed: "Ye Niupi, you are too bad, you are so ungrateful to us, we were so good to you before, you are too ungrateful......"
When all kinds of scolding came, Ye Qiu suddenly became anxious, and said with a sad face: "Director Zhang, you have wronged me, and you have wronged that cricket, it really didn't come from me, if I put it in the soup, it can still live, can the soup burn you like killing a pig?" ”
When everyone heard this, they suddenly stopped: yes, put crickets in such a hot soup, people are as hot as killing pigs, and crickets can still live? But what you see are live crickets.
Director Zhang also felt that it made sense when he heard it, but he still felt that Ye Qiu was a ghost and wanted to harm him, so he said angrily: "It's not in the pot, it's on the bowl, you want to scare me, and then let me burn my body, ouch, it hurts, I want to sue you for intentional injury, intentional murder, and make you lose your family." ”
The so-called county order of breaking the family, killing people is not enough, this director was just scalded, at most, people pay for medical expenses, nutrition expenses, mental damages, lost work expenses or something, and there is no need to put people to death, right?
However, Ye Qiu seemed to be frightened, and asked weakly: "How much do you have to lose?" ”
"Admit it, I'm not afraid to tell you, a well-known director of mine was burned by you, which damaged my reputation and delayed the start of the crew. Director Zhang said angrily.
Not only did everyone not sympathize with Ye Qiu at all, but they also looked at the schadenfreude and supported Director Zhang one after another.
"Have you had enough trouble?" When everyone thought that Ye Qiuhui was so frightened that he was desperately begging for mercy, he suddenly lowered his face and shouted loudly, startling everyone.
"What's it called, you are still reasonable, this time you offended Director Zhang, you didn't intercede with Director Zhang, and you dared to shout? I really don't know how the dead word is written. ”