Ling Xue said with a desperate face: "It's over, I'm going to be NTR, ......"

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Lingxue hurried over and said, "Honey, wait for me." ”

"Aren't you coming?"

"I thought about it, I'm still coming. ”

Li Yu shrugged, walked in the community, looked at a certain window, and said, "According to the terrain, it should be this one." ”

"On the second floor, the floor is not high, but there is an iron railing outside the window, how can we get in? ”

Li Yu smiled evilly and said, "Of course you can! People don't pay for nothing, they don't get anything in return, in order to get something, they have to pay the same price, this is the truth of this world!"

"So handsome!"

Li Yu went down with a knife, shredded the iron railing, and then jumped out of the window and climbed in.

After entering, I faintly heard a breathing sound in the dark space, and followed the sound of breathing to a room.

A man lay asleep on his bed.

Sure enough, there are no socks and wish cards, so let's just wake him up and ask again. ”

"Eh, wake up, wake up. ”

The man woke up in a daze and said, "You... You are ......"

Suddenly, the man's heart contracted violently, and he exclaimed, "Who are you!?thief!?robber!?"

Li Yu was speechless and said, "Please, can you see the color of the clothes we are wearing?"

"Color?" the man was stunned, and his pupils shrank sharply like the size of a needle, "Blood!?You are murderers!?"

The man landed on his legs, but all of a sudden he went limp.

Li Yu was speechless, opened the room, and said, "Now tell me, who do you think I am?"

The sudden light made the man's eyes narrow, and for a moment, when his gaze was restored, the man's face was stunned.

Red clothes, red hats, and a heavy-looking cloth bag in his hand.

"Could it be...... Are you Santa Claus?", the man's face was full of weirdness as he said this.

It was also Christmas recently, and he could think of Santa Claus, and in normal times, he couldn't connect the two in any way.

"That's right, we're Santa Claus!"

"But...... Isn't Santa Claus an old man? Isn't he a man? I haven't heard that Santa Claus is coming in a party. ”

Li Yu was stunned and said, "Hey, this is my negligence." ”

He took out a white beard from the cloth bag and stuck it to his mouth.

"Doesn't it look like a lot now?"

The corners of the man's mouth twitched, Nima, did you come to ask me? Are you Santa Claus or am I Santa Claus?

"And what about her? Who is she?"

Ling Xue hugged Li Yu's arm and said, "I'm his girlfriend." ”

"Poof!" the man spat out a mouthful of old blood, Nima, even Santa Claus has a girlfriend these days!

"Okay, now you can say what you want, whatever it is, I can help you make it happen, but only one. ”

"Ah, are you a dragon or a doraemon!"

After spitting out, looking at Li Yu's serious expression, the man was shocked in his heart and said, "You... Seriously?"

"Nonsense, do you have any wishes? ”

"Don't don't, big brother, don't be in a hurry to leave, stay and have a cup of tea first." ”

Li Yu said: "It's about the same, you are the most polite one I have ever met." ”

The corner of the man's mouth twitched, if it weren't for the gift, the ghost would take care of you.

The three of them came to the living room, Li Yu sat on the sofa, and Erlang's legs were crossed.

The man hurriedly brought tea and water to Li Yu.

"Big brother, this is Tieguanyin, how about you take a look at this tea?"

"Well, it's okay. ”

"That, big brother......"

"Don't call me Big Brother, call me Santa Claus!"

"Yes, yes, Santa, you see, is it true that you can wish for anything?"

"As long as it's not too much, like giving me three more wishes, or making me the leader of the country, or something like that. ”

"Then what if I say I want to live a long life, or give me 10 million?"

Li Yu said: "This kind of wish is okay, but this kind of wish is too vulgar, I advise you to change it." ”

The man's heart is happy, really fake, live a long life, and 10 million This wish can also be realized?

As for the later one that is too vulgar, he automatically ignored it.

On the side, Lingxue complained: "Li Yu, by the way, we are no longer Santa Claus, right? Santa Claus is so swaggering to give gifts to people, and this kind of wish is too much, it is no longer within the scope of Santa Claus's gifts." ”

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "Well, what you said makes sense, but after all, we are just Santa Claus, not roundworms in their stomachs, and their wishes are not actively said or written down, how do I know?"

"That's right. ”

"yes, so I have no choice but to wake them up. ”

"As for this wish...... You're right, who's that, I'm sorry, I took back your wish, but as compensation, I can give you two gifts, say, what do you want? PS4 or crazy?"

The man cried and said, "No, Santa Claus, PS4 and longevity are not equivalent at all!"

"That's right, the value of PS4 must be more than a long life! After all, instead of living a hundred years in pain, it is better to live happily for fifty years!" Li Yu raised his hands, "Shout with me, Sony Dafa is good!"

"I'll go!"

The man knelt down and said, "Santa Claus, please, it's a big deal that I don't want to live a long life, you give me 10 million." ”

"How much?"

"No... No, a million is fine. ”

"How much?"

"No... If you can't do it, 100,000 is fine......"

Li Yu's face was full of regret and said, "You are too vulgar!"

“……”

"Before that, tell me why your keyhole is blocked with a toothpick?"

The man was stunned and said, "Blocked again?"

Li Yu was stunned and said, "Why, I have been blocked more than once or twice when I heard you mean this?"

The man said: "Yes, together, there are at least dozens of times." ”

"I'll go, who have you offended? It's really not good, you can say a gift, you can take the enemy's dog's life, I'll help you avenge!"

The man shuddered and said, "How can this be done, I don't want to be a murderer." ”

"You think too much, it's really just the life of your enemy's dog, by the way, does your enemy have a dog? ”

"I'll go, you're not playing cards according to the routine at all!"

"It's okay, it's okay, what the hell is going on?"

The man looked pale and said, "Actually, here's the thing, my family used to have a neighbor, and the neighbor had a little girl, and she has been bullying me since I was a child......

Later, in order to avoid her, I went to another city, that is, Z City, and finally got rid of her, but I didn't expect that in less than a month, she didn't know where I lived, and then ran to live opposite my house!

Let's stay, but she often secretly blocked the keyhole of my house, and she also said that she left without saying a word before taking revenge on me.

Later, I found someone to fix the door, but she blocked my door again that night, and I often had nowhere to sleep in the middle of the night and had to sleep in the hotel.

Nima: I spend my monthly salary on my accommodation!

Until now, her door has been blocked by her at least dozens of times.

Now I'm not in the mood to work or find a girlfriend......

By the way, Santa Claus, why don't you help me, help me find a way!"

Li Yu was eating melon seeds on the sofa, with an expression of watching an eight-o'clock dog blood TV series, and said, "I smell the sour smell of love...... Since you're so scared of that girl, why didn't you just mention it when you made a wish before, why did you ask for money?"

"Well, if I have money, I can move into the villa area, so that even if she knows where I live, she won't be able to get in......"

"Don't you just feel embarrassed, don't you feel that you have no face to be bullied by a girl?

The man's face turned purple and said, "Can you save me some face......?"

Li Yu swallowed the melon seeds and said, "Okay, I'll be a melon-eating crowd with peace of mind." ”

Lingxue said: "No, the people who eat melons are talking about watermelons, right?"

"What? Who eats watermelon on this cold day? It's obviously melon seeds! You can eat it in spring, summer, autumn and winter!"

"No, it's a watermelon!"

"Melon seeds!"

"Watermelon!"

"Melon seeds!"

Seeing that the two were arguing, it was still for such a meaningless trivial matter, the man persuaded: "Two of you, calm down, calm down, it's all a trivial matter......

Li Yu shouted: "Little thing!?You say it's a small thing!?Then do you think that eating sweet tofu brain or salty tofu brain for breakfast is also a trivial matter!?"

"I ......"

"Let me ask you, do you prefer sweet tofu brain or salty tofu brain?"

"I ......"

"Speak quickly!"

The man gritted his teeth and said, "Salty, salty." ”

Suddenly, Li Yu said with contempt on his face: "Evil heretic!

On the side, Lingxue said: "That's it, it's obviously sweet tofu brain, it's more delicious!"

The two looked at each other.

"Comrade-in-arms!"

Li Yu held Lingxue in his arms, and the two of them said together with contemptuous eyes: "Evil heretic!"

“……”

The man's heart roared!Made! I want to kill these two mentally retarded loving dogs!!

"The Tao is different, and we are gone. ”

The man hugged Li Yu's thigh and shouted, "Pressure the pulse belt! Don't go!"

"Didn't you scold me in your heart just now?"

"No, no, absolutely nothing! Like Santa Claus, how dare I scold you?"

Li Yu rolled his eyes and sat down again.

"Let me ask you, your door is locked, did that girl let you go to her house and stay for a while?"

PS: I'll go, I don't know where to press the keyboard today, the manuscript of this book is gone, the author is scared to death, a cold sweat, but fortunately, there was a false alarm in the end.

Today's three watches, the pressure is shocked.