169 A Day in the Life of the Bully Lobo (Part I)
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Luo Bo lazily opened his eyes, bared his teeth, and then lazily looked at the white lion and white tiger next to him, and staggered to his feet, pacing around the living room.
When he saw the door being opened, Luo Bo immediately jumped out, howled 'whoosh', and greeted the morning sun to welcome the arrival of a new day.
Ran to the back of the house and picked up a circle of little squirrels, those squirrels were really interesting to stay on the grass, and Lobo immediately rushed over with his teeth, and watched the squirrels scurrying one by one, Lobo looked proudly at the squirrels standing on the trees and squeaking. It's not here to kill the squirrels, it just wants to see the squirrels look like they're embarrassed.
Rubbed the trunk of the tree triumphantly, raised his foot and urinated, this is enclosing the territory, this is Lobo's territory!
Fortunately, Xixi is not up now, if Xixi sees it chasing squirrels and peeing at the roots of trees, then Xixi will definitely be angry, and Xixi will educate it.
Triumphantly, Lobo looked at the squirrel in the tree, and Lobo continued to play pranks and patrol the territory with brisk steps, which was Lobo's routine task to get up every morning.
There was nothing interesting in the vegetable garden next to it, and Lobo was not a vegetarian, so he ran to the chicken coop next to him, and the chickens saw Lobo coming and immediately flapped their wings and fluttered in the chicken coop restlessly.
This time Lobo is energetic, bullying these timid little ones is the most interesting, and Lobo likes to see their uneasy appearance the most. It's the most interesting thing to have your teeth bared outside the coop and a low whimper in your throat.
"Lobo, don't scare those old hens!"
Hearing the sound behind him, Lobo, who had been triumphantly watching the restless old hen fluttering blindly, ran away;
Although he will definitely be criticized afterwards, Luo Bo has long been dead and the pig is not afraid of boiling water, as long as he is not caught red-handed, then it doesn't matter, anyway, Luo Bo thinks so.
It's no fun to scare the old hen, but there are other places for Lobo to jump.
The stable is Lobo's next choice, and the overlord has come out, and its stables are never closed, so the overlord is very free. But the other horses were not treated like this, and they were kept in the stable.
"Whew!"
Lobo was a little disappointed not to see the uneasy appearance of the horses, and immediately leaned up, and put his two front paws on the door of the stable, and Lobo bared his teeth with a fierce look.
Unfortunately, this time it didn't panic the horses, they had seen Lobo too many times, even the two mares and foals who had come to the ranch with the Overlord. Although they were very uneasy to see Lobo at first, it was only half a year since they were young, and they didn't care about Lobo for a long time, and they knew that Lobo was not in danger at all.
A little disappointed, Lobo came out of the stable with his head down in frustration, these big guys are still not afraid of it, or those little squirrels and old hens give face, and when they see Lobo, they jump up and down quite uneasily.
A good day starts with making trouble and patrolling the turf, and that's how pleasant it is to scare the little animals, and then take a turn in front of the house and behind the house, either rubbing against the trunk of a tree, or raising his leg under the root of a tree to pee.
Walking briskly home, Luo Bo didn't know the specific time, but according to its cognition, now the boss should get up, Xixi should also get up, and now it's time to go home for breakfast.
As soon as he got home, Luo Bo was grabbed by Xixi, who broke his lips and showed his sharp teeth again.
Xixi was caught washing his hands, Luo Bo shook his head and ran to the table, seeing that his small plate was still empty, he didn't care, just squatted next to him and waited.
But when he saw the boss come out with a glass of green 'juice', Lobo actually wanted to escape. But countless experiences have told it that if a monk can't run the temple, this cup of 'juice' can't escape, and it will definitely be poured down.
Luo Bo, who had a sad face, was caught by the boss, tilted his head, closed his eyes, and swallowed the 'juice' into his stomach as if he had been poisoned.
"Who is it learning from? Why did it learn to play dead now?"
"I should have learned it by watching cartoons, and if I went there, leave it alone. ”
A piece of beef was put into the plate, and the portion was not large, and as long as it was filled with 'juice', Lobo would not have a good appetite and could not eat a large piece of tender beef.
Although the beef is a little smaller, and Lobo's appetite is indeed not too good, Lobo has no intention of wasting food. It's a pity that it's 'lying on its side', even if it kicks its legs twice while others are eating, but it's still difficult to move forward a little, it's not easy to borrow, and now it's still half a meter away from the plate.
Forget it, change your posture and play dead, and in protest against those 'juices', Lobo is still playing dead.
This time it's lying on its stomach, and if it's lying on its stomach, it's also playing dead, but it's a little harder, it can grab the ground with its front paws and kick the ground with its back legs, so that it can rub against the plate when others are not paying attention.
I took the beef into my mouth and chewed it in small bites, the appetite was really bad, the 'juice' was really unpleasant, but the tender tenderloin was good, and it was very much in line with Lobo's appetite.
After breakfast, Luo Bo had not finished his journey of playing dead, and when he saw that the boss had come to collect the plate, he closed his eyes decisively. That wasn't enough, and Luo Bo suddenly remembered the cartoon he had seen two days ago, where the funny animals stuck their tongues out when they pretended to be dead.
"Lobo, tongue back, drooling, the floor is dirty!"
Luo Bo opened his eyes slightly, looked at the boss who couldn't cry or laugh, and then closed his eyes, it continued to play dead, it wanted to protest!
Entertain it, this guy doesn't have the patience anyway, the playful Lobo is only three seconds hot, maybe the next moment it will run out to play, instead of spending time on this meaningless protest, it is better to play more games, this is what Lobo should do.
Look at how miserable Huahua is, caught by Xixi, Luo Bo is very touched by this matter, if he is caught by Xixi, then he has to look at the picture. Luo Bo won't stay by Xixi's side like the two silly dogs of the White Lion and the White Tiger, that would be too boring, it's better to go out and go crazy now.
It's fun to run out of the door, Lobo can go to kill butterflies, he can trample on wild flowers, this is Lobo's style, he doesn't like to follow the rules at all, he likes to do a little thing, so it's fun.
Seeing that the boss was about to go out, Luo Bo was energetic, and suddenly jumped next to the overlord, Luo Bo couldn't wag his tail, it was quite depressed. The tail is too stiff, unlike the white lion and white tiger, and the happy little tail sways from side to side like a strengthened wiper. Although Lobo can also do it, it's just a pity that the crusty wipers are frighteningly frustrated.
The Overlord snorted and ran, Lobo ran not to be outdone, it ran faster, Lobo had to lead the way, and the omnipotent and invincible Lobo had to prove himself to be the best.
But when Lobo saw a rabbit not far away, he resolutely deviated from the 'runway' and ran towards the rabbit, knowing that the boss disliked the rabbits the most. Lobo likes those rabbits very much, because the rabbit meat is delicious, and because Lobo can prove that he is very good, he can take those dirty rabbits back in one bite and get the boss's compliment.
Seeing Luo Bo running, Zhang Hao also noticed that a rabbit began to run away in a panic; with a light rein, the intelligent and spiritual overlord immediately adjusted his position slightly, and when Zhang Hao tapped the horse's belly, the overlord accelerated.
Luo Bo accelerated, the overlord accelerated, as for the panicked hare, there was no chance to escape; Zhang Hao's flying stone knocked the hare over, and before he could escape, he was caught by Luo Bo.
Luo Bo, who braked suddenly, rushed forward a little because of inertia, and the panicked rabbit also got up again; it made a sharp turn, but Luo Bo had already turned around in a hurry, and a tiger pounced to hold the rabbit down, and then directly grabbed the neck of the hare that was stubborn and wanted to escape, so that it completely lost the possibility of escaping.
The triumphant Lobo trotted back with the rabbit in his mouth, and since he wanted to ask for praise, he had to be quite thorough, and he had to show off the rabbit in his mouth with his head up, so that he could show how powerful Lobo was.
If there is no such affirmation and encouragement, then Luo Bo will continue to hold the rabbit in his mouth, and may even turn around and run, only so much encouragement can make Luo Bo happy and satisfied, this is the treatment that Luo Bo deserves, which Luo Bo earned through excellent performance.
The triumphant Lobo began to scare the animals, this time with some good targets, and as a lover of pranks, Lobo was a little unhappy that he had only been scaring some of the smaller animals. The horses that are familiar with it can't be scared at all, but this time it can scare the cows.
"Whew!"
Luo Bo suddenly howled, and the calf, who had been leisurely eating pasture, was a little panicked.
But just when Luo Bo was about to suddenly jump out to 'expand the results', Zhang Hao slapped his horse and killed.
"Lobo, don't be naughty, you scare the cows, it's dangerous to blow up the herd! Be honest with me, I won't let you come over again if you scare them again!"
The depressed Luo Bo was 'defeated', it's not that Luo Bo's ability is not good, it's really the boss who doesn't give face!
There's no way, who let the boss who does a bad thing, even if it's unhappy, you can only admit it!