Chapter 1: Reincarnation
"I didn't expect the reincarnation pill to really reincarnate me. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Tang Mingyang slept in class, and suddenly woke up to the memories of his previous life, and his head was a little swollen.
In his previous life, he was the life and death Danzun of the Qiankun Great World, the peak powerhouse of the Xuanyuan Six Realms, because of the opening of the Huangquan Underworld, one of the nine miracles, he coincidentally got a legendary reincarnation pill in the Dan furnace of the Hades Emperor's relic, and was hunted down by those old immortals, and was forced to swallow the reincarnation pill helplessly, and the reincarnation of the army.
Unexpectedly, it really made him successfully reincarnated.
The memory had just awakened, and he was very uncomfortable with this weak body that only had a strong body the day after tomorrow, but fortunately, there was no danger around. As he slowly adjusted to his body, he combed through the somewhat cluttered memories of the two worlds while carefully examining his surroundings.
It was a semi-circular classroom of about 60 square meters, and the bright morning light shuttled through the four arched floor-to-ceiling windows, and the pale golden halo softly sprinkled on the more than 30 male and female students who were attentively listening to the lecture, and their breath was very weak.
Suddenly, a chill struck, and a coquettish cheer sounded.
"Tang Mingyang, if you think you understand all the alchemy knowledge I taught, then please leave my classroom. If you want to sleep, go back to the dorm and sleep!"
Liu Xuefei looked coldly at Tang Mingyang, who was looking around after waking up from sleep.
She didn't want to reiterate classroom discipline, alchemy knowledge was sacred, and she hated the students who came to her class but didn't bother to listen to them. What's more, this Tang Mingyang is a stain on her teaching, incompetent, unlearned, and unskilled, if it weren't for his identity as the prince of Tang Wangfu, where would he be able to enter the Danwu Academy?
Fortunately, this son was arrested for drugging Princess Yu half a year ago, and he has been reduced to a civilian and expelled from the Tang Palace, otherwise I don't know how many innocent women have been harmed by it and have nowhere to redress.
Tang Mingyang looked at the cheers, and Teacher Liu Xuefei on the podium stared at him with apricot eyes, full of disgust.
"Hey, still a pretty chick.
He didn't care, but his eyes lit up slightly, admiring the beautiful scenery in front of him.
This teacher Liu Xuefei's skin is like snow, her face is beautiful, and her pretty face is frosty, and she has the coldness of ice roses. Her figure is hotter, and the loose pharmacist robe can't hide her convex and backward curls, but the body curves outlined under the looseness are more charming and ecstatic.
"The classroom is too noisy, so it's okay to leave and find a quiet place to practice. ”
Martial arts is first divided into the three realms of the day after tomorrow and the three realms of innate nature, and there are also the six realms of Xuanyuan on top.
The three realms of the day after tomorrow: strengthening the body, nourishing qi, and passing the pulse.
The three realms of innate nature: Lingfu, Huayuan, and Runes.
According to the memory of this life, he was reincarnated in the Tianwu Continent, where the aura of heaven and earth was thin, and both the martial arts and the Dan Dao were in decline, and the innate cultivation was already considered a strong person here.
But everywhere, strength is the foundation of life.
Teacher Liu Xuefei asked him to leave the classroom, which was exactly what he wanted.
Unhurriedly, he stood up, left his seat, and walked towards the classroom door to the left of the podium.
Wow!
The students who were waiting to watch the show in the classroom were also stunned by Tang Mingyang's unexpected move.
Mr. Liu's criticism is just angry words, do you really climb up the pole, do you really leave?
Liu Xuefei watched Tang Mingyang really walk towards the door of the classroom, and her face was a little unbearable.
"Stop, where are you going?"
"This ...... Teacher, didn't you let me go back to the dormitory to sleep? Tang Mingyang said.
"You ......" Liu Xuefei listened to Tang Mingyang's words as he climbed up the pole, and he didn't get angry, I asked you to go back to the dormitory to sleep, and you went back?
Suddenly, she only felt a chill all over her body, and she had a feeling of being stared at by a wild wolf, and when she looked closely, she found that this feeling actually came from Tang Mingyang's slightly smiling eyes, who were looking at her figure wantonly at the moment.
And this son is still secretly swallowing saliva and licking his lips, he is really an adulterer.
"So, you understand all the knowledge I taught?"
Liu Xuefei held back her anger and her voice was cold.
In front of her, molesting her with his eyes, it has been a long time since anyone dared to be so disrespectful to her!
"Sort of, can I go?"
Tang Mingyang replied absentmindedly, the undulating waves on this chick's chest when she was angry were really magnificent.
Liu Xuefei saw that Tang Mingyang not only did not restrain his frivolous gaze, but had a bit of lewdness, and no longer regarded Tang Mingyang as her student.
"Want to go? I'll test you three questions about alchemy, if you can answer them, you don't have to use it in my Liu Xuefei class in the future!"
Liu Xuefei's voice was secretly murderous, and asking questions was just to find a reason to repair Tang Mingyang.
"Uh...... Just ask. ”
Tang Mingyang felt Liu Xuefei's murderous intention, and then he came back to his senses, and found that his intention was too obvious, and pretended to touch his nose embarrassed.
As for the question of alchemy?
In his previous life, he was known as the Danzun of Life and Death, and the level of alchemy was beyond the legendary immortals who surpassed the six realms of Xuanyuan, who dared to surpass him?
The students in the audience were shocked, and they already felt that Teacher Liu Xuefei was trying their best to hold back the lava magma fire that did not erupt under the calm iceberg.
Is this Tang Mingyang going to die? Does he still think that he is the prince of Tang Wangfu? and is so arrogant that Liu Xuefei asks him questions at will?
Teacher Liu Xuefei is the youngest one-star alchemist in the Chu Kingdom, do you know why alchemists are respected? Not because they can refine the elixir that makes martial artists crazy, but because their ability to poison is equally unpredictable.
If you offend the alchemist, you don't know when you will be yin by the other party.
Danwu Academy, the most famous event, is the "egg pain door".
Last year, Teacher Liu just came to Danwu Academy to teach, and the class was full, and most of the boys did not go to listen to the class, but to see her beauty. As a result, of course, Teacher Liu was very angry, and asked students questions about the knowledge explained in class, and all the boys who couldn't answer her questions began to "hurt in the eggs" after class.
A few days later, except for her classmates, no one in the other classes dared to come.
"It's over, this Tang Mingyang is done. ”
Just now, his eyes kept looking at Mr. Liu's chest irregularly, and this time Mr. Liu is going to move seriously. ”
"This kind of scumbag used to bully men and women, and it was best for Mr. Liu to let him hurt for the rest of his life. ”
Especially the female classmates, I can't wait for Mr. Liu to immediately get rid of the scourge of Tang Mingyang for the people.
Liu Xuefei turned her hand over, took out two medicinal herbs from the storage ring, and gently placed them on the jade plate of the podium cast by Xuantie, her voice was as cold as ice: "You come up, take these two medicinal herbs, and explain their use and medicinal effects to the students." ”
"Is this the first question?" Tang Mingyang asked.
He walked slowly and methodically to the podium, his eyes only swept slightly at the two herbs on the jade plate, and a trace of disdain flashed.
This chick moved his hands and feet on the two herbs, as long as he touched these two herbs, he would be hit, and after half an hour, the Qugu acupoint would swell and hurt.
The curved bone point is on the egg, which is "egg pain".
But he didn't care, even in the Qiankun world, there were only a handful of existences that could successfully drug him, and the chick in front of him was simply an axe in front of him, the Danzun of life and death, which was extremely ridiculous.
"That's right! I've taught these two herbs in class, and they're not beyond my scope of teaching. ”
When Liu Xuefei saw Tang Mingyang walking up to the podium, she took a few steps back to the side in disgust, as if Tang Mingyang was a dirty thing.
"Ha, little girl......" Tang Mingyang was quick for a while, feeling Liu Xuefei's murderous gaze, and quickly changed his words, "Ah, Mr. Liu, kindly remind you, I rarely open my mouth to answer your doubts for free, you should seize the opportunity to ask some valuable questions." ”
He had just awakened his memory and was accustomed to the kisses of his predecessors in his previous life.
You must know that in the Qiankun Great World, how many eight-star and nine-star alchemists knelt down with heavy treasures and begged him to solve his doubts.
"Little ...... Chick ......"
Liu Xuefei was so angry that her delicate body trembled, and the waves were turbulent again, but after discovering Tang Mingyang's greedy gaze, she instinctively hugged her arms and protected her chest. I'm mad at her!
Tang Mingyang, as her student, was expelled from the Tang Mansion as a commoner, and there have been many rules in the past six months.
In addition, Tang Mingyang's dead father had a deep friendship with her father, looking at these friendships, although she was disgusted with Tang Mingyang, she always had some thoughts to guide him.
I didn't expect this son to be bad and difficult to change, what else do such prostitute students teach?
The medicine under these two herbs is still light, if I don't let you "egg pain" for half a year, I won't be called Liu Xuefei!
When the students in the audience heard the word "chick", they also stared at each other.
Teacher Liu is about to explode the iceberg, but why is Tang Mingyang still calm and light? Isn't he afraid? Or do you think that Teacher Liu doesn't dare to take him?
"You should open your mouth and talk about the purpose of these two herbs!" Liu Xuefei said coldly.
kindly reminded that this chick doesn't know Mount Tai, and Tang Mingyang is not reluctant. He picked up a medicinal herb on the jade plate, and under the watchful eyes of his classmates, he said lightly: "This is called dragon tooth grass......
As soon as he finished speaking, the classmates in the audience burst into laughter.
"The shape is like a snake's tail, and the thin leaves are like snake scales, which is clearly a snaketail grass. ”
"Haha, seeing that he is so calm, I thought he would. ”
"I can't answer the first question, he's finished!"
Some students flipped through the books and read out the form and purpose of the shopper, and the boy sitting in the front row close to Tang Mingyang had already put up the illustration of the shopper's grass for Tang Mingyang to see more clearly. The one in the illustration is almost exactly the same as the herb Tang Mingyang is holding in his hand.
"Shut up!"
Only Liu Xuefei, who was standing next to Tang Mingyang, couldn't laugh.
She took out snaketail grass, which can be said to be more accurate.
It must be blind!
She stared at Tang Mingyang coldly, and asked word by word, "How can you identify it as dragon tooth grass?"
As soon as these words came out, the laughter in the classroom stopped abruptly, and they all looked at Tang Mingyang with incredible expressions.
Still...... Is it really dragon tooth grass?