Li Yu hurriedly said: "Before speaking, I advise you to wipe your face first, otherwise this picture is too beautiful for me to look at......"

Ye Xiaomeng's little face turned red, and she said angrily: "I know! You don't need to say it! ”

Then, with a little scrape, he scraped off the indescribable white things on his face, and then stretched out his small tongue and licked it clean. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Then, he looked at Li Yu again and said angrily: "Okay! Now I ask you, how did you end up here! ”

Somehow, Li Yu was a little weak-hearted and said, "Ahem, I'm just passing by, passing by......"

"Passing by!? Can it be so coincidental when passing by!? I don't believe it! ”

"Ahem......"

Suddenly, Ye Xiaomeng covered her chest and exclaimed, "Perverted! Why are you not wearing clothes! ”

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "Didn't you let me take it off?" ”

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Me? Have it? ”

Then she thought about it, and then with a reluctant face, she pulled out an "unopened" autumn coat from the table, and then threw it to Li Yu.

"Hurry up and put it on! I'm not married yet! ”

Li Yu pursed his lips and said, "Didn't you mind just now?" ”

That being said, but Li Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Ye Xiaomeng really has no tricks.

Then, he hurriedly put on his autumn clothes.

However, at this time, he didn't notice that the corners of Ye Xiaomeng's mouth unconsciously showed a weird smile.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's not in vain that I've been acting for so long, and I've finally been fooled......"

After putting on the autumn clothes, Li Yu asked Ye Xiaomeng for a coat casually.

"Ye Xiaomeng, it's so late, I should leave too."

"Huh?" Ye Xiaomeng pretended to be surprised and said, "Are you leaving?" ”

"Well, I ...... Hey. Li Yu's expression suddenly became weird, and he scratched his back, "Why do I feel so itchy on my body." ”

And it's not just one part of the body, it's almost the entire upper body.

"It's weird, I take a bath every day." Li Yu was puzzled, and stretched out his hand to scratch again.

"Hey, it's weird, it's impossible, it shouldn't be." The more you scratch it, the more you tickle, the more you tickle, Li Yu's expression became extremely weird.

"Could it be that I recently had a skin disease?" Li Yu bared his teeth, and the strength he had just scratched was a little stronger, and almost his entire arm was scratched out of red marks.

"But this shouldn't be, I haven't heard of cultivators still suffering from skin diseases, besides, even if they are really sick, why is it that they were fine before, but now they suddenly itch?"

Li Yu's expression was extremely sour, his two arms were scratching around on his body, as if he was not happy, he walked to the foot of a wall and kept rubbing his back against the wall.

Not to mention, it's really a lot more comfortable.

However, this posture is extra "enchanting" in Ye Xiaomeng's opinion.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

"It's a little itchy."

"Itchy? That's it, come on, be happy, there's a lot of time anyway...... That one? ”

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to talk to Ye Xiaomeng anymore.

Li Yu bared his teeth and said, "Could it be the reason for this house?" ”

With that, Li Yu walked straight out of the house.

Not to mention, when I walked out of the house, the cold breeze blew, but my body felt much more comfortable.

Although it still feels a little itchy, it is several times better than before.

However, this feeling lasted less than a minute.

After a while, Li Yu only felt that his body was itching again.

"Damn, it's not scientific!" Li Yu skillfully found a wall again and rubbed it against the wall.

However, this movement, in the eyes of passers-by, is extra enchanting, as if dancing an awkward dance.

"Eyes! My eyes! ”

"No, I'm going blind."

"Dude, what are you doing! Writhing around, so sassy! You can't go home! ”

"That's it! You're writhing around here, it's spicy! ”

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, what the hell do you think Lao Tzu thinks, it's not that there is no way.

"Fuck it!"

At this time, an aunt passed by, and when she saw Li Yu, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said, "Young man, you dance well." ”

Li Yu said: "...... Auntie, I'm not dancing. ”

The aunt passed by the expression of the person who came by and said, "Young man, I know, you are shy and embarrassed to admit it." However, such a small stage will only bury your talent, why don't you join our middle-aged and elderly square dance association, we will dance square dance every night in the downtown sports center, there are hundreds of people, why don't you come too. ”

Passerby: "666, 666." ”

"This aunt is a thief."

"That buddy, if you want me to say that you will join, you have already won the appreciation of Auntie, just go with Auntie, don't our eyes here."

"That's it, buddy, you go with Auntie."

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "Thank you for your kindness, auntie, but I'm really not dancing ......."

Fire~

Ho~

I just love music, I just can't stop.

At some point, a piece of music sounded around him, interrupting Li Yu's speech.

The aunt smiled: "Young man, the music is all on, and you say that you are not dancing, do you think you are embarrassed to dance with a group of old men and old ladies?" You're wrong about that, young man, there are a lot of young people who like to dance square dances now, and there are a lot of little girls, young man, you shouldn't have a girlfriend yet, why don't you introduce one to your aunt. ”

"666, 666, what the hell is this aunt here for?"

"I'll go, is this aunt here to pull people to square dance or help people find a partner."

"Auntie, you see that I don't have a partner, can you help me find one too?"

The aunt said: "Go and go, you don't dance square dance, and you have no fate with me." ”

"666, 666, that buddy, did you hear me, my aunt said, people have a lot of fate with you."

"This is love - love ――――――"

Li Yu immediately rushed forward, beat the man, and then persuaded the aunt to leave.

"It's a pity."

"Hahaha......"

"Dude, it's a pity, you see you're a manufacturable material, why don't you go square dancing."

"Hahaha......"

"That's right, let's go with me."

"Hahaha......"

Li Yu said angrily: "Who the hell keeps laughing, it's endless!" ”

Ye Xiaomeng covered her stomach and laughed, laughing uncontrollably, and even lying on the ground and rolling.

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "Should it be ......?"

Walked over slowly.

Perhaps feeling the amazing momentum, Ye Xiaomeng suddenly stopped laughing, pretended to be at a loss, and said, "Brother, what's wrong?" ”

"You should have caused my problem, right?"

Ye Xiaomeng said cutely: "Brother, what are you talking about, people don't know at all." ”

The word "well" appeared on Li Yu's forehead, and he said angrily: "Okay! Originally, I was just guessing, but you admitted it directly in this tone! ”

As he spoke, he angrily carried Ye Xiaomeng back to the store, closed the door with a "bang", then sat on the chair, pressed Ye Xiaomeng on his thigh, and with a "snap", one hand fell on Ye Xiaomeng's buttocks.

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned, and then said angrily: "Stop!" Let me down, what do you want to do, you lolicon pervert! ”

Li Yu was furious and said: "Yo he, dare to resist, today I will let you know what is called Daddy's love for you!" ”

"Bang Bang!"

Ye Xiaomeng was anxious, and only felt a hot pain in her buttocks, but more of it was a sense of shame in her heart.

"Quick... Stop! No! ”

"Don't!? Your sister, tell me quickly, did you do this! ”

Ye Xiaomeng was about to cry, and said, "Woo, I was wrong, I did it, I was wrong, brother, just forgive me......"

"Still crying!"

Syllable!

"It's still cute!"

Syllable!

"Sell your sister's cuteness!"

Bang Bang Bang!

Ye Xiaomeng really cried, the physical pain, coupled with the spiritual shame, made this 15-year-old girl unable to bear it anymore.

"Woo... Brother, I was wrong... I was wrong......"

"I know it's wrong, so don't tell me what you did!"

"Woo... I was wrong... I was wrong... I shouldn't have deliberately put the peach in the autumn coat for revenge, so that the clothes were full of burrs, I was wrong, I was really wrong. ”

Li Yu's expression changed greatly, and he said, "Why the hell do I say it's so itchy on your body, you actually threw Mao Tao into your clothes!?" ”

Mao Tao has fluff, throw Mao Tao into the clothes, but the clothes are fluffy, no wonder it's so itchy!

Li Yu never thought that Ye Xiaomeng would have such a immoral way to deal with him.

Li Yu had an uncompetitive expression on his face, and said: "You, you, what should you tell me about you, little Lori, actually used this method to take revenge on an adult!" In the future, if you wait until you become an adult, you won't have to go to heaven!? Today I will teach you a good lesson in place of your parents! ”

Bang Bang Bang!

"Woo... Brother... I was wrong... I don't dare... I really don't dare......"

……

After a while, Li Yu's hands were a little numb, his anger finally disappeared, he took a few deep breaths, and said, "Ye Xiaomeng, tell me, will you dare in the future?" ”

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes were red, and her voice was already a little hoarse when she cried, and she hurriedly said: "Don't dare, I will definitely not dare in the future......"

"That's good, I'm telling you, if there was a next time, I wouldn't let you spank you in your pants."

Ye Xiaomeng's face suddenly showed horror, and she took a few steps back with her little buttocks in her hands.

If you don't wear pants to fight, do you have to take off your pants and fight!?

Oh, my God!

If that's the case, it's better to kill yourself!

Li Yu shook his head and said again: "Forget it, it is estimated that it is impossible, and I don't know when it will happen when I encounter it again in the future." ”

Li Yu said this, but Ye Xiaomeng's face was very ugly

"No... We'll be in the future... Maybe we'll see you again soon......"

Li Yu was puzzled: "What do you mean by this?" ”

Ye Xiaomeng was silent.

Li Yu was helpless, but he didn't force Ye Xiaomeng to say it.

……

Suddenly, the air was a little awkward.

Originally, it was okay, the two quarreled and had topics to talk about.