"Beauty, I see that you are gifted, your bones are amazing, you must be a one-in-a-million cultivation genius, it's a pity not to fall into this mortal world, why don't you double cultivate with you tonight and help you become a cultivator?" Wang Yue said with a squinting expression. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In the face of him, the beauty had a big roll of her eyes and a cold scolding.

"Get out!"

"Eh, beauty, don't go, don't go...... Grass! Failed again! ”

"But why, when you look at it like this, you feel so good inside......

Wang Yue said: "I! What the hell! Lao Tzu is not shaking M! ”

Wang Yue looked up to the sky and shouted: "Heavens! O earth! Why! I just want to help people become cultivators! Why don't people believe me!! ”

A few classmates who passed by immediately showed idiot-like eyes and stayed away from Wang Yue.

"Humph!" Wang Yue snorted coldly, "Thirty years in Henan, thirty years in Hebei, don't bully young people to be poor!" ”

A passing classmate complained: "It has only been 30 years since you mixed from the river, the south to the river, and the north, and I haven't seen you mixed into any person!" ”

Wang Yue's face turned red and said, "Ahem, I made a mistake, I'm talking about thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi!" ”

The classmate immediately walked away with a look of contempt.

“……”

"You people, it's so boring, I'd better go find Li Yu." Wang Yue made a phone call.

“…… Don't answer? The corners of Wang Yue's mouth twitched, "This ...... I'm not going to go to my sister to open a room again. ”

Suddenly, a song of Erquan reflecting the moon sounded in the air, and Wang Yue wanted to cry without tears: "Heaven, earth, why, why is all this...... Yes. ”

Crying and putting the phone into the pants pocket, but I didn't expect the pocket to break when I didn't know when, and the phone suddenly slid down the trouser leg.

Wang Yue exclaimed, hurriedly stretched out his hand, and pressed the phone.

"Huh, it's okay, it's okay, I'm just such a mobile phone, if it breaks, it's miserable."

That's where this phone dropped...... It's very embarrassing.

And unfortunately, there are many people nearby, and in the eyes of outsiders, Wang Yue is a pervert who openly molested himself at school.

"Ahh

"There's a pervert!"

"No, wait a minute, I can explain......"

Suddenly, the phone vibrated for an incoming call.

"Buzz ......"

There was a sudden silence all around, and even the sound of a needle falling on the ground could be heard clearly.

Not to mention the loud sound with the vibration.

"Buzz ......"

"Buzz ......"

"Buzz ......"

The air was frighteningly quiet.

In the next second, the students immediately scattered and fled!

"Mom, there's a pervert here!"

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding......"

"Hit 110!"

"Don't, don't call the police!"

"I'm so scared."

"Roll the calf!"

Of course, more classmates showed angry expressions, picked up the schoolbags, books, or drink bottles in their hands, and threw them at Wang Yue.

"Wait a minute, it's really a misunderstanding!"

"Buzz ......"

Wang Yue wanted to cry without tears, but now he couldn't explain the occasion, so he had to run out of school.

finally found a place where no one was, Wang Yue took out his mobile phone and looked, the caller: Li Yu.

scolded angrily: "Your uncle! You didn't answer the phone call, I said forget it, you called again, and made a fool of me! Grandpa has to kill you today! ”

"Hey!"

"Sorry, the user you're calling can't be reached at the moment."

"Fack!" Wang Yue slammed the phone, and the phone suddenly fell apart.

“……”

Wang Yue knelt on the ground, holding his mobile phone, with a sad face.

"Xiaoqiang! You can't die! ”

"I was wrong! It's me who is cheap for a while! You can't die! ”

"Xiaoqiang, you and I have lived together for five years! You can't die yet! ”

"Mom, this big brother is so weird."

"Don't look at the children, go away!"

"......" Wang Yue stood up awkwardly, "Can't acting, can't I like acting?" ”

Wang Yue pressed the battery of the mobile phone, tried to turn it on, and found that although the screen was half broken, it could really be used for calls. Immediately laughed.

"You don't welcome me, I'll go to the night club! I was welcome at the night club! ”

I felt in my pockets and found that I didn't have any money.

It's a bit embarrassing.

Fortunately, there is still the last dollar left in my pocket.

"I'll take the bus." Wang Yue squeezed into the bus and was very lucky to grab a spot, and his heart was suddenly happy.

It's an aunt sitting next to him that makes Wang Yue a little disgusted in his heart, if only there was a soft and cute girl sitting next to him.

Wait, girl!?

Wang Yue's eyes widened, and he said inwardly: "I'll go, the one sitting in front of me turned out to be a girl?" ”

Take a closer look.

"I'll go, this girl is too pretty." Wang Yue swallowed a mouthful of saliva, a lewd smile on his face.

Then he looked around, secretly took out his mobile phone, and secretly took a picture of the girl.

Of course, there was no flash in the process, which caused the girl to find out that such a bloody thing happened.

"Hey, hey, hey." Wang Yue let out a lewd smile.

However, at this time, the aunt sitting next to her showed a frightened expression.

Wang Yue was suddenly unhappy, didn't he shoot you, are you there.

I saw that the aunt immediately patted the girl and said in horror: "Daughter, let's go, get out of the car now, there is a pervert in the car!" ”

Suddenly, the eyes of the whole car looked at Wang Yue.

“……”

"Perverted."

"It's the first time I've met a pervert."

"Why don't you call the police?"

At this time, Wang Yue's expression was as if he had eaten, and his voice trembled a little: "Mistake... Misunderstand... Did I say I misunderstood you and believed you? ”

"Master driver, please drive the car to the police station."

"Okay!"

The corners of Wang Yue's mouth twitched, and he said, "Do you think this can stump me?" "While waiting for the traffic light on the bus, he jumped out of the window and trotted all the way.

"Not good!"

"That pervert jumped out of the window and ran away!"

"Hahaha... Hahaha...... "After Wang Yue ran away, he finally stopped.

Wang Yue wiped his sweat and said, "Wait a minute, why should I run away?" ”

……

Wang Yue looked confused and said, "Doesn't this prove that I am a pervert?" ”

“……”

Wang Yue spat out a mouthful of old blood and said, "I... I bought a watch last year...... What the hell am I running? ”

Didn't you look at the yellow calendar when you went out today, why did you encounter any unlucky things.

Wang Yue gritted his teeth, fortunately, Li Yu's goods are not here, he is still here, and that matter has to be a hundred times bigger!

"Whew... It's okay...... "Suddenly, Wang Yue saw an old man crossing the road not far in front of him with something, because there were too many things, the old man walked very slowly and hard.

"Alas, I'm unlucky today, so let's do a good deed."

Wang Yue smiled, walked over, and said kindly: "Old thing, uncle, can I help you get it?" ”

As he spoke, Wang Yue was stunned, and then cold sweat flowed out.

“…… That, what, uncle, I accidentally said something wrong just now, do you believe it? ”

The old man's body trembled and said, "Letter... Letter... Believe you, a melon baby! ”

He threw the thing in his hand at Wang Yue and said, "Smash you turtle grandson!" ”

"Eh! I was wrong! Uncle, I was wrong! Don't fight! Wang Yue dodged and finally ran away.

……

Wang Yue was out of breath and stopped, thinking of the bad things he had encountered today, and he was angry in his heart.

"Nima!"

He slammed his fist into the nearby tree.

tree, shook a few times.

Then, Wang Yue took his hand away with a painful face, and said, "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go......"

Wang Yue looked at the red and swollen fists, and said without tears: "The novels are all deceitful, what Qi refining period cultivators can crisscross the city, all of them are deceitful!" ”

If Li Yu is here, he will definitely complain, are you in the Qi refining period! If you don't even have the first floor of the gas refining period, can you still crisscross the city? Dream on you!

Wang Yue looked depressed and walked into a familiar institution.

When one of the staff members saw Wang Yue, he immediately smiled and said, "Wang Yue, you are here again." ”

Wang Yue said depressedly: "Ah. ”

The staff said, "Wang Yue, what's wrong with you?" Why is it upset? ”

Wang Yue sighed and said, "Alas, don't say it, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today." "Take out your wallet.

"It's the same as old this month, five hundred dollars?"

Wang Yue said: "Yes. "Out of the only one thousand dollars, five hundred.

I was stunned, thought about it, and took out eight hundred directly, and said, "Starting this month, I will take at least eight hundred every month in the future." ”

The staff said, "No, you're still a student, and you have to do your best to do good deeds." ”

Wang Yue shook his head and said, "This is the only thing I can do for the children." ”

The staff said, "Okay, I'll thank you for the children in the mountain villages." ”

Wang Yue touched his nose and said, "No thanks, I'm leaving." ”

With that, he departed.

The staff smiled and said goodbye to Wang Yue.

At this time, a new employee asked, "Who was that person just now?" ”

The staff said: "His name is Wang Yue, he is an old face here, and he will donate 500 yuan every month to the children in those poor mountain villages, and he is a very kind person." ”

After Wang Yue left, as if he had done something inconsequential, he went to the bar.

"Ivy Barty go! Your Godfather of the Night Club is back! ”

However, no one paid attention to him, which was a bit embarrassing.

"Wang Yue? How did you get back? Didn't you ...... by Zhao Shao," a person who was familiar with Wang Yue asked.

Wang Yue was full of black lines, and said: "Where did you hear the rumors, master, I have nothing to do, by the way, said Zhao Shao, how is Zhao Shao?" ”

"Zhao Shao? Who knows, Zhao Shao has never been here since that person came in from our bar last time, but it is said that he is now recuperating in the hospital. ”

"Oh, that's it."

Suddenly, there was a lot of noise at the bar.

"What's going on?" Wang Yue frowned.

"Maybe someone is making trouble, let's go, go and see."

The two walked over. I saw a girl lying on the bar table who was drinking until her face flushed, and muttered, "You don't love me anymore...... You're a faint ...... Say that you will not be separated for the rest of your life......"

Wang Yue frowned and said, "I drank too much again, I drank too much in the daytime, this girl has something on her mind." ”

Suddenly, a little man sneakily walked over, put his arms around the girl, and said with a sad face: "My dear, it was my mistake, you can forgive me." ”

The girl was dimly delighted and said, "It's you...... That's great...... You're coming to me...... I forgive you......"

The little man said happily: "That's great, let's go, in broad daylight, don't drink in the bar." ”

"Uh-huh."

As he spoke, the little man hugged the girl and wanted to leave.

However, at this time, Wang Yue stood up and said, "Wait a minute! ”