On the side, Ye Ying was shy, and said, "Li Yu, what are you talking nonsense." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "I'm not talking nonsense, I really think so." ”

"Uh-huh......"

All of a sudden, Ye Ying was so ashamed that she couldn't do it.

In the end, Ye Xiaomeng said with a special complication: "No! I can't betray my sister!"

"Little Meng ......" Ye Ying was suddenly moved, she usually didn't hurt this sister in vain.

"My sister belongs to me alone! Even if you tempt me with money and dreams, I will not agree to you!"

"In that case, can you let go of my gold bricks first?"

"Cut, let it go, let it go......" Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of unhappiness, "Isn't it just a local tyrant, a local tyrant who doesn't pull a few people, there are more people chasing my sister, not bad for you." ”

Li Yu teased: "Yes, there are more people chasing your sister, but it doesn't seem to have much to do with you." ”

Ye Xiaomeng exploded and said: "Who said that! With such a beautiful sister-in-law, which man can resist being tempted?"

"I'll go, you're too narcissistic too. ”

"Hmph~ This is not called narcissism, this is called fact. ”

“666。 ”

Ye Xiaomeng shouted: "Hey, local tyrant over there, let me ask you, who are you? You have money and can be explained by the rich second generation, but you play with gold bricks with one hand like a toy, how can this be explained? Could it be that you are naturally strong?"

"Born strong, and strong to produce miracles. ”

At this time, Ye Ying on the side said: "Xiaomeng, you don't know, in fact, Li Yu is a martial artist, well, or a martial artist? ”

Ye Xiaomeng was surprised: "Martial artist, just him, the local tyrant over there, let me ask you, what kind of exercises are you practicing? Is it the Sunflower Treasure Book or the Evil Warding Technique?"

"You just practiced the Sunflower Treasure Book, and the deity practiced the Xuanhuang Jue of the Universe Flood and Desolation Heaven and Earth!"

"With such a second name, are you a martial artist or a second middle disease?"

Ye Ying said: "Hey, no, I seem to have misremembered, Li Yu doesn't seem to be a martial artist, but a cultivator." ”

Ye Xiaomeng's mouth opened wide and said, "Cultivator? ”

Li Yu said: "You know a fart, an ignorant little doll." ”

"666, this sentence is like imitation, those Xianxia novels in the cultivators' predecessors like to say that the little doll, female doll and the like. ”

At this time, Lin Mo'er walked over from the kitchen and said speechlessly: "He has a problem with his brain, and he always fantasizes that he is a cultivator, don't listen to him." ”

Ye Xiaomeng was surprised: "Sister Lily, he also told you?"

Lin Mo'er was surprised: "What, he also told you?"

"Yes, when I was selling matches before, she said that she was a cultivator, not to mention, something really incredible and wonderful happened later. ”

Lin Mo'er pursed her lips and said, "Don't listen to him, he actually has a profession as a magician, and those things must be fake." ”

Ye Xiaomeng suddenly realized and said, "I see, I said, but it's too exaggerated to say that those are all magic, and I've never seen it on TV." ”

"He uses original magic, it's normal that you haven't seen it, but don't really believe his words, he's just a magician and martial artist with a hole in his brain, and he has nothing to do with cultivators!"

"Li Yu, did you say?"

A trace of cold sweat broke out on Li Yu's forehead, and he said, "Yes, yes...... Hero, can you please put down the axe in your hand first?"

Lin Mo'er snorted softly and put the axe down.

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Sister Lily, I wanted to complain before, what are you doing with an axe?"

Lin Mo'er said: "It's very simple, expose his lies!"

"Lies?"

"Hey, Li Yu, give me your gold bricks. ”

Li Yu hurriedly hid the gold bricks and said, "What are you doing?"

Lin Mo'er said viciously: "I'm going to split it! Prove that it's just metal inside, prove that it's just covered with a layer of paint!"

Li Yu's eyes glared at the avenue: "Your brain hole is too big, this is a gold brick! I can't tolerate you doing this! Every gram wasted is money!"

Lin Mo'er said viciously: "You can't give it to me!"

"Don't give it!"

"If you don't give it to me, I'll hack you!"

"Help, help, someone is violent!"

Ye Ying couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Mo'er, what are you doing." ”

Lin Mo'er said: "It's okay, I'm just scaring and scaring him, I won't really cut it." ”

Li Yu shouted: "Help! Domestic violence! Someone wants to kill me!!"

"What are you arguing about if you don't sleep at night!!"

"That's it, you haven't quieted down after arguing once before, you're annoying or annoying!!"

"It's not good to learn something at a young age, learn other people's SM every day!, is it interesting!!

"666, 666, this aunt is simply 6 times, and I thought we were SM. ”

Lin Mo'er's face flushed and snorted softly.

"Hey, put down the axe, tell you, the bricks are in the people today, and the bricks are ruined. ”

"Cut. Lin Mo'er glanced at Li Yu with resentment, and then dropped the axe.

"Anyway, where did you find this axe, I haven't found it for a few days. ”

"It's just around the corner, and I just look for it and find it. ”

Lin Mo'er snorted softly and said, "Hey, over there, aren't you claiming to be a cultivator?

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes lit up, and she said, "That's it, you use a spell, I will believe you with a spell." ”

Ye Ying said: "Hey, the spell is so interesting, Li Yu, can you really use it?"

Li Yu said in a chic manner: "It's not interesting to use spells, life is like a game, I want to make you believe that I am a cultivator without using spells." If I used a spell, it wouldn't be fun. ”

"Cut~ Brag ~ I think you won't know it at all. ”

"That's it, Brother Li Yu bragging, bragging~"

Li Yu said indignantly: "No, what I can't stand the most is this kind of humiliation, okay, don't you want to see it, then I'll give you a show!"

The two were surprised: "It's really fake, you really know how to spell?"

"Cut, don't listen to him blow, it's just to scare and scare us. ”

"Hey, hurry up and get started! You perform spells, tell me specifically, what spells are you performing?"

"I'm going to give you a show today...... How about creating life?"

Ye Ying exclaimed, "Create life?"

Li Yu said: "Well, when I use spells, I can create 200 million lives in an hour. ”

Ye Ying was surprised: "Really?"

Li Yu said: "Of course it's true, but I need someone to cooperate with me, of course, the more assistants, the better." ”

Ye Ying said: "I'll come, I'll come." ”

Lin Mo'er grabbed Ye Ying, her little face turned red, and she said angrily: "I'm a stinky rascal!"

Ye Xiaomeng's face was also red, and she said, "Brother hooligan, you are too bad!"

Ye Ying's face was full of doubts, and she said, "Mo'er, Xiaomeng, what's wrong with Li Yu?"

Lin Mo'er gritted her teeth and snorted coldly: "Ye Ying, you don't need to know, you just need to know that this guy teased you just now." ”

"Ah......h

Li Yu said: "Ahem, I was just joking with everyone just now." ”

"Whew!"

Li Yu then told the three of them several jokes before he barely came to his senses from the story just now.

"Next, I'm going to perform a real spell for you! The name of this spell is called Sleeve Universe!"

"What's in your sleeve?" Ye Xiaomeng's eyes widened and said, "What kind of spell is this, it sounds so advanced!"

Lin Mo'er was stunned for a moment, and said, "Why do I feel like I've seen this spell somewhere......"

Li Yu took out his trouser pocket and said, "Look at it, I don't have anything in my trouser pocket." ”

Ye Xiaomeng complained: "This is not in the sleeve, this is in the trouser pocket, right?"

"Don't worry about so many details!

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Oh oh. ”

"But the next second!" Li Yu put his hand in his trouser pocket.

"What is it? Brother Li Yu, what the hell is it?"

"Come on, come on, Ye Xiaomeng, come closer, I'll show you a baby ......"

Lin Mo'er kicked and said, "Are you serious?"

Li Yu wiped the ketchup from the corner of his mouth and said, "If you are too violent, you can't find a boyfriend!"

Lin Mo'er stroked her hair with satisfaction, and said, "Cut, I can't find a boyfriend, don't you still have you?"

"So I'm a spare tire?"

"I think this girl is as beautiful as a flower, and you should be satisfied if you can be a spare tire. ”

Ye Ying said on the side: "Hey, Mo'er, but haven't you never had a boyfriend?"

"Ye Ying......"

Lin Mo'er's little face turned red, but when she saw Li Yuyao's expression, she immediately became angry.

Li Yu said quietly: "Lin Mo'er, you just said that you are as beautiful as a flower?"

Lin Mo'er raised her eyebrows and said, "What's the matter?"

"No, no, not to mention personality, simple looks, you are really beautiful. ”

Lin Mo'er was overjoyed and said, "Well, you still have a little vision." ”

"Since you are as beautiful as a flower, then I will be responsible for flower arrangement in the future. ”

Lin Mo'er said blankly: "What kind of flower arrangement do you learn as a big man?"

Suddenly, Lin Mo'er reacted suddenly, angry, and said, "Li Yu, you have a weak soul--!!"

Small fists punch you in the chest.

Seeing the two of them making a fuss here, Ye Xiaomeng secretly said in her heart: "These two people definitely have a leg ......"

"Hey!" Ye Xiaomeng shouted, "Aren't you going to perform a spell?"

"Oh, sorry, I digress if I don't pay attention, okay, let's get back to the topic, and then it's time to witness the miracle...... Look, there's an airplane!"

Ye Xiaomeng turned his head.

In the next second, an extra GTX1080 appeared in Li Yu's hand

"You lied to me!" Ye Xiaomeng turned her head suddenly, only to find that a graphics card appeared in Li Yu's hand at some point.

"Okay, you, this is what you call a spell? Say, where did you hide your graphics card before?"

Li Yu said blankly: "No, I just took it out of my sleeve." ”

"Cut! You think I'm a three-year-old? You believe this kind of lie! If it's really out of your sleeve, why do you deliberately trick me to get my attention?"

"I didn't lie to you, there was a plane just now. ”

"You liar, where did you get the plane in the room!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm actually a clair, and I just got a bad look at the scene outside. ”

"Cut, bragging, liar!" Ye Xiaomeng was shouting, and suddenly, her expression stopped abruptly, with a shocked expression.

I saw a GTX1080 appear in Li Yu's hand again

"It's... Where did this graphics card come from!?"

Ye Xiaomeng wiped her eyes.

"It's all in your sleeves. ”

Ye Xiaomeng shouted: "I don't believe it! you have the ability to change another one for me!"

"Change is change!"

Li Yu put one hand into his sleeve, and then escaped from it GTX1080......

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned, then pulled Li Yu's arm suddenly, looked for it in his sleeve, and muttered: "How is it possible, how can it not be, there is obviously it just now." ”

"You don't understand, how can you understand the immortal law. ”

Ye Xiaomeng was a little confused, and then looked at Lin Mo'er.

Lin Mo'er pursed her lips and said, "I'm afraid this is the magic trick you used to be." ”

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned: "Magic?"

Li Yu said: "What kind of magic? I don't know. ”

"It's still loaded! I used to take things in my pockets, but now I take things in my sleeves, although the parts are different, but the essence of magic should still be the same, right?"

Ye Xiaomeng said: "So, this is actually magic, is it fake?"

"That's right!"

Li Yu said: "That's right, your sister! Is this an immortal law? ”

Lin Mo'er said: "Cut." ”

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Brother, brother, can you change a few more and let me see if you have a few more?"

"No problem!" Li Yu reached into his sleeve and took out a GTX1080 again, and after putting the GTX1080 on the table, he took out another GTX1080...... from his sleeve

Ye Xiaomeng was dumbfounded, and hurriedly grabbed Li Yu's arm and looked into his sleeve.

"Impossible, how could it not be. As he spoke, he reached out and touched inside.