Chapter 30: Memes

The hangover consumed Su Xiji's physical strength, and he got off work early that day.

When he got home, he didn't turn on the TV or the computer, he just sat on the couch and meditated.

"Did I lose my body last night? What if Li Jiaer uses this to blackmail me? ”

A few months ago, Su Xi wished that there was a royal sister like Li Jia'er to enjoy herself.

But now, he's thinking about the future.

At this time, the iPad suddenly rang, and Su Xiji thought that there was something wrong with the system.

But after he unlocked his iPad, he found that the message was not from the Star-making system app, but from WeChat.

A man with an avatar of a black old man sent a black question mark face.

"No need to ask, this must be the reward of today's system."

Su Xiji was not very interested, but also replied with a black question mark face back.

The other party sent a sentence: "You added me, SB." ”

This sudden swear word made Su Xiji feel a little uncomfortable, and he said patiently:

"Why do you want to scold, I just met you, and there is no injustice or hatred."

"Boy, I don't know where you got my number, but please don't waste my time, who are you?"

"I'm your father, get out!"

Su Xiji was also angry, and he didn't admit it at all, and went back.

As you can imagine, the other party never replied.

Su Xiji threw the iPad aside and complained: "Since I had this system, my life has been more tiring than when I was a driver, and I don't know if this is progress or regression." ”

Before going to bed at night, Su Xiji took the iPad to browse other apps, but after each app was clicked, it was written "The level is too low, and it cannot be used temporarily".

Only WeChat and the workbench can be opened, and Su Xiji clicked into the circle of friends boredly.

There is only one person in his circle of friends, and that is the person who scolded him just now.

Su Xiji looked at his first news and suddenly became interested.

The first story is a few photos, each of which is made up in much the same way.

It's all an old black man with seven or eight young girls in his arms, all of whom are wearing revealing clothes, and this old man looks at the camera happily.

"My God, this old immortal should be strong, he can still handle so many people at such an old age."

Su Xiji flipped down again and saw a small video.

The video shows the gray-bearded old man jumping up and completing a crotch dunk.

Su Xiji couldn't believe it, so he replayed it again and confirmed the authenticity of this video.

After reading it, he thought to himself, "Why is this old man 60, but how can he make such a brute dunk?"

If this video is true, then he should have no problem coping with so many women. ”

Thinking of this, Su Xiji felt that he needed to get to know this strange old man.

He opened Baidu and searched for the words Wilther Chamberlen.

This is the nickname in this person's WeChat, and the search engine has shown millions of search results.

Su Xiji opened the encyclopedia, and this Wilt Chamberlain's magnificent life actually made the encyclopedia make more than 30 pages of information.

The last time Su Xiji searched for Li Jia'er, it was only three pages of information.

Wilt Chamberlain is a retired basketball star who still holds the World League record for total points scored.

While there is debate about who is the No. 1 player of all time, there is no doubt that Chamberlain has been a strong candidate.

What's more, Chamberlain is a god-like presence for these stars who are still in the league.

This old man is not only the king on the basketball court, but also in bed.

Even when he is sixty years old, the old man is still singing and dancing every day, and the wine pond meat forest, worthy of the name, is old and strong.

Su Xiji had only finished reading less than five pages of information, but his intestines had already repented.

If he had known that this plain-looking old man was so good, he would have knelt down and licked him.

Thinking of this, Su Xiji immediately picked up the iPad and typed a sentence:

"Great God, have you slept?"

The other party did not respond, Su Xiji waited for a while, but saw Chamberlain post another news.

"The old man didn't sleep, he deliberately didn't reply to me."

Su Xiji typed another paragraph:

"Hello, Lord Chamberlain.

I am Su Xiji, the general manager of Hope Brokerage Company, it was a misunderstanding before, and I am offended, please forgive me. ”

After five minutes, the other party did not reply.

Su Xiji thought: "He didn't block me, which means that he saw my news, maybe he was angry."

In that case, I'm going to have to use my killer move. ”

Su Xiji picked up his mobile phone and transferred all the yellow pictures he had treasured for many years to the iPad.

There were more than 300 of them, and Su Xiji sent them one by one.

This is the property that Su Xiji left behind in his life, there are men and women, women and women, women and small animals.

When it came to the twentieth post, the other party finally spoke.

"Listen to the blowers, go on."

Su Xiji smiled evilly and said, "I know that you are an old and unserious person." ”

Su Xiji simply clicked on all the selections and sent all these emojis over.

After a full half hour, the other party replied with the second sentence.

"Boy, what do you want?"

Su Xiji was excited when he saw these words, he tried his best to control himself, and typed a paragraph in an extremely polite tone:

"Hello Mr. Chamberlain, first of all I apologize to you and forgive me for my recklessness.

Secondly, it was a friend who gave me your WeChat ID, so I took the liberty to bother.

I don't have any thoughts about you, I just hope to say a few words to you, but my wish, after all, you are the basketball emperor in my heart. ”

Since Su Xiji became the CEO, he has been talking nonsense one by one.

He didn't watch basketball at all, but at this point Chamberlain became his basketball emperor.

Chamberlain returned with a smile and a sentence:

"Accept your apology. Are there any other diagrams? ”

"Not for the time being, but as long as there is a new picture, I will definitely send it to you."

"Okay, boy, I remember you, keep in touch."

After Chamberlain replied to this sentence, he also sent a goodnight emoji.

Su Xiji relaxed at this time: "I didn't expect such a powerful master in bed to like those childish emojis."

It's really blind to the big beauties around him. ”

Although Su Xi wanted to keep Chamberlain, he didn't know what the use of getting this old man's WeChat was.

If Chamberlain had been in his twenties younger, he might have become the leader of the hope agency, but he was already sixty years old, and he didn't seem to have much value.