Chapter 112 My ♂ salad is already hungry and thirsty
Da Da Da -
Rhythmic footsteps wander through the corridor, and a blonde man holding a large plate of salad is smiling (black mist) on his way to the destination he wants.
Walking towards the staircase, several cute maid goblins greeted him, and the blonde man responded with a smile, but it could be seen from his expression that there was deep malice hidden in the smile.
"Babble!! these maid goblins were all scared.
The blonde man continued on his way, past the toilets, past Misty and his room, and then to a very large door.
"Hehe, the library has arrived......"
The blonde man smiled to himself, then knocked the door lightly with his foot.
"Mistress Pache I've brought you lunch. ”
On the other side of the door, a subdued demon with long crimson hair opened the door, and was surprised at first when he saw the blonde man in front of him.
"Ragnar-kun, aren't you injured, why do you still have to help bring lunch?"
"At least help out, or I'll be bored, and the feeling of having nothing to do will make me uncomfortable. ”
"Don't say it, come in. When the little devil opened the door, he took the lunch plate in Ragnar's hand and asked Ragnar to go in first, because Ragnar only had one hand, and he couldn't close the door with one hand and hold the plate with the other.
"I'm really bothering you. Ragnar was a little embarrassed, more blaming himself for the trouble he had caused others.
"It's okay, Ragnar-kun is a hero who has made great contributions, how can I sit idly by and ignore the disabled?"
"Why does your sentence sound a little weird......"
In the midst of this laughter, Ragnar saw the yellow-haired woman in the distance, Renus Valkyrie, who was flipping through a book.
Valkyrie also noticed the blonde man who was watching him in the distance, so he put down his book and walked over.
"Master, why are you here?" asked Valkyrie.
"I'm here to bring lunch to Pache Lady, but by the way, Patchouli-sama?"
Ragnar looked left and right, but found no trace of Patchouli.
"Witch, I'm guessing she's swimming in the [Sea of Books], so go to the desk and have a look. ”
"Book...... The sea?" Ragnar, who didn't know how to read magic books, couldn't understand this.
"Oh no! Patchouli has been buried in a sea of books!" the little devil was suddenly startled, put down the plate, and took Ragnar's hand and set off to the desk.
"Eh, isn't it!" Ragnar looked confused.
"Alas...... That's youth. Valkyrie looked at their hurried appearance and couldn't help but sigh.
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The two of them ran to the desk, and they both showed surprised expressions, because in front of them were piles of books as high as a mountain, and they couldn't see where the desk was.
"Damn, there are so many, Patchouli must not be drowned. ”
"It's not ...... to drown What's more, the sea of books is just a metaphor, so you don't have to take it so seriously. ”
"You'd better save me quickly!" came a sentence from the stack of books, and it seemed that he couldn't move, so he had to call for help outside.
"Wait a minute, we'll get these books out of the way!"
After Ragnar finished speaking, he started to carry it, lifting it out one by one.
The little devil followed Ragnar's approach, but she was very careful to lift them, fearing that the spellbooks would be damaged by her strength.
And so it went for a long time......
Pache finally escaped from the pile of books with the help of Ragnar and the little devil, and she exhaled a long breath from the smell of books, even witches need oxygen, and without the support of oxygen, they are equivalent to a waste.
"Whew...... Saved, these books can really kill people. ”
"Mistress Patchouli...... I've always wondered, how did you get buried in the book?"
In fact, Ragnar is right, a mage as powerful as Patchouli should not be careless enough to be buried by a book.
"Ahem...... I was going to use the levitation magic to make those books float back on their own, but I didn't expect it to be a mistake, and that's it. ”
Ragnar's inner monologue: ("What you say is different from what you do, hey!Is this how you use levitation magic?Shouldn't you use command magic on books??Are you still an honest mage?!!
Ragnar thought so, but didn't say it.
"By the way, Patchouli-sama, you haven't eaten lunch yet, this is your lunch, please take your time. Ragnar took out the lunch plate from behind, Pache didn't even know where he got it from, anyway, do you know Doraemon?
"Why do I smell something that makes me uncomfortable...... Husband, what's in there?" said Patchouli, covering her nose as if she had smelled a pungent smell.
"Hmph...... Of course, your favorite fruit salad~" Ragnar put on a kind face, but who knew that there was often a sharp dagger hidden in this kindness.
"Na, Nani!" Pachualie's biggest hate in her life is eating things that don't mean to her, including fruits and vegetables, the reason why she hates eating these, her asthma has also worsened a lot, but she doesn't care, what she cares about is time, the more time she has, the more knowledge she gains, and she doesn't bother to do things that are generally a waste of time, and she doesn't bother to do them.
"I heard that you stayed up late again, so I asked Misia to prepare a large salad for you to replenish your body, for our children~"
"Child...... Kid?!" The little devil was momentarily stunned.
"Uh......h I hate it...... It's not time yet. Patchouli said with a stumbling face.
"Hurry up and eat, or I'll you." Ragnar saw that Patchouli was not fooled, so he came straight to the hard one.
"Then I'd rather not eat salad than be by you, not to mention that my husband's first time has been taken away by me, and the first time in my lower body is also ...... Hehe~" Pachou smiled sequentially, as if she had already taken the victory into her own hands.
"No! Absolutely not! Ragnar-kun's first time is mine!" the little devil vehemently objected.
"Eating salad can beautify your face, you can also get rid of wrinkles, and your breasts will get bigger!" Ragnar couldn't take it anymore and immediately used her nirvana.
Whoosh -
At this moment, a large black hole appeared next to Ragnar, and then a white and tender hand appeared, which directly took away the lunch plate in Ragnar's hand.
"it!Miss Yakumo!" Ragnar was taken aback, he himself thought that this trick would only work for Pache Purple, but he didn't expect Yakumo to be like this.
"Hey, hey~ I took the salad~ I'll give you some good things next time, goodbye, Ragnar-kun!" Yakumo Zi teased Ragnar, and soon, the black hole slowly shrunk until it was gone.
"That...... Where's the salad?" Patchouli asked the dejected Ragnar.
"I'll go get ready...... Ragnar became depressed, and a lot of black lines instantly grew on his head.