Chapter 570: Second Brother Comes Again
Normally, the vice president in charge of the sports meeting of UCAS will hold a summary meeting to announce the points of the faculties and give some incentives to the children.
This time will be placed after the three balls are completely finished.
Therefore, today's track and field competition ended, and the main leaders of the school all went to spend the weekend, and they didn't think of coming to the scene in person.
The vice-principal in charge of student sports, Kurisson, is now at home with his grandson, and the naughty little guy has to ride a horse, which makes no sense with a child over 2 years old.
After climbing two laps, my back and legs hurt.
Curry said in his mouth: "Xiao Ming, is it okay?" Grandpa can't climb anymore and needs to refuel......"
Xiao Ming: "The gas station hasn't arrived yet." ”
At this time, the phone in Curisson's pocket rang.
Currison was about to get up to answer the phone, and Xiao Ming shouted loudly again: "The gas station is not allowed to answer the phone." ”
The little kid knows so much!
Kurisson said quickly: "Dudu Dudu, I've opened the gas station, the call from the unit, Xiao Ming, don't make trouble." ”
At this time, the wife came over and took the grandson aside with a smile.
Curisson turned on the phone, and on the other side, his subordinates, Zhang Dapeng of the sports group, the big fat man who was babbling and grinning, as soon as he connected the phone, he called an incoherent speech: "Boss Ku, it's broken, it's not not, it's flat, it's flat, it's flat!" ”
Broken? Or flat? This is actually not a big deal, why is this big fat man as always breathless, bad reviews!
Slowly, Curison said softly: "Zhang Dadiao, you make it clear to me, look at your little bit of interest, just break a record, don't make a fuss, out of breath, like something." ”
Lao Ku felt that there was a problem with the name given to him by Zhang Dapeng's parents, and he couldn't be regarded as a Dapeng that had soared to 90,000 miles, at most it could only be regarded as a carving.
Zhang Dapeng didn't care about the historical question of whether it was Dapeng or Dadiao with the boss this time, and said like a cannon in his mouth: "The 100-meter sprint broke 10 seconds, equaling the national record and the yellow record!" ”
A 100-meter dash? This is the most watched sport!
Broken for 10 seconds? As the vice principal in charge of physical education, I can understand the gold content as soon as I hear it!
Almost jumping up from the ground, Curison exclaimed, "Isn't it? Eagle eagle, have you made a mistake, breaking 10, that is known as the limit speed of Asia, you tell me now, our University of Science and Technology has appeared a first flyer in Asia, there is a yellow race, the fastest excellent gene? ”
Zhang Dapeng said quickly: "I can't be wrong, the latest equipment introduced by the school, the speed of telemetry, 99 seconds, 5,000 teachers and students of Yanqi Lake Campus can testify, that Zheng Ya in class 00, ran that fast, swished, like Kema, straight to the finish line......"
Currison was dizzy for a while, and said in a hurry: "Can you not mention your Kema?" That's just a bigger frog, since there is a frog jump, you are proud, okay, okay, this result, hurry up and report it, wahaha, class 00, actually class 00, wahaha, Zheng Ya, actually the champion Lang Zheng Ya, this time I made a lot of money......"
Zhang Dapeng on the other side: "Boss, make it clear, look at your point of interest, just make a record, don't make a fuss, have you forgotten?" The results of our school's competitions are not recognized by the state. ”
Curry was stunned for a moment, this kid actually dislikes himself for being unproductive? It's really a long skill, but when I think about it, it seems to be a bit bad, and there is really no precedent for UCAS's sports achievements to be recognized by the state.
Holding the phone, the house turned around a few times, scratching his ears and cheeks, and after a long time, Currison said to the phone: "You will report it later, so that you can report this result to the education department first, and first replace the 100-meter record of the university in the university alliance for me, well, my country's University of Science and Technology has another sports college record......"
Zhang Dapeng went to run errands, Currison thought about it and dialed a phone call.
On the other side, a voice laughed and came: "Lao Ku, you guy, why did you think of calling me?" You, a professor at UCAS, don't you like me the most in the system? ”
Currison pouted: "Old Ma, don't say it, back then in the dormitory, you were a Ma Daha, and you were a random piano when you studied, and sure enough, now you go to the General Administration of Sports to deal with those five big and three rough guys." ”
Lao Ma: "I was called a handsome and dashing, suave and suave, you are envious, jealous and hateful, it's okay, don't talk nonsense, you have always been on the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, say, what do you need the second brother to help you with?" ”
Currisong said, "Ma Er, I'm here to report good news to you?" ”
Lao Ma: "You won't tell me that your brother and sister are pregnant again, right?" The national two-child policy has just been opened, and you are moving very fast, but your second child is ...... older than your grandson."
Currison said angrily: "What a mess, let me tell you, our school sports meeting today." ”
Ma Er: "Your school's sports meeting, you don't need to report to the General Administration of Sports, it is non-governmental, and I don't need to make a report." ”
Currison: "What, I want to tell you, there was just a student in our school who broke the 10-second mark in the 100-meter sprint and ran to 99. ”
Ma Er was silent for a moment.
Then, the tone suddenly became serious: "Old boy boots, are you sure it's 99 seconds?" True or false? ”
Currison: "The telegram equipment you recommended, Lao Tzu didn't take a penny of rebates, do you say this result is true or false?" ”
Ma Er's voice suddenly rose again: "Damn, a student with such good sports results, enough to represent the national team and win glory for the country, how can a student go to your UCAS?" ”
Curison quit: "I'm leaning back, what do you mean by running to your University of Science and Technology?" Let me tell you, Zheng Ya in class 00, the 16th national champion in science, and the annual scholarship of China's University of Science and Technology has reached 800,000, what sports school can you afford? ”
Ma Er was silent again, and said solemnly: "Old children's shoes, this is a bit of a problem, the competitions held by your colleges and universities themselves cannot be counted in the national grades, this is related to the general technology of colleges and universities, and the lack of implementation of telegraphy, you see, I may really regret it." ”
Currison knew this result for a long time, and said in his mouth: "Ma Er, can you be accommodating?" Where is UCAS? Class 00 what class, you understand ......"
Ma Er: "Old eight, you just spare me, I really can't talk about this casually, as soon as you open your head, those colleges and universities will come to me in the future, what should I do?" ”
Currison: "Cold salad, do you think there are many colleges and universities that can equal the national record?" Especially sprinting, speaking of Ma Er, is this the best result in sprinting in the country this year? ”
Ma Er: "No, just because it's the best result, I can't register casually." ”
Currison: "You're not on board, are you?" ”
Ma Er: "Don't be strong!" ”
Currison: "By the way, I forgot to tell you that UCAS is discussing next year's enrollment plan, and I, the vice president in charge of sports, think about it in my heart, I feel that in recent years, the proportion of UCAS's special sports enrollment has increased a bit, making us seem to be like the country cultivating sports talents, forget it, next time we will meet to make a suggestion, we will not recruit sports special enrollment next year......
Ma Er......
Just when the vice principal was arguing with Ma Er in his dormitory.
Zheng Ya, who had just come to his senses in the celebration of the children's boots, had just finished kissing his son in the screams of the children's boots, and ran to the cafeteria to eat under the embrace of the 00 class children's boots.
On the way, he was stopped by a car.
The second brother's speed is so fast!
Zheng Ya knew what was going on at a glance, and said to the children's boots: "Wait a minute, or you go to the cafeteria first, and I'll be there in a few minutes." ”
Got into the car, Netherworld rolled down the window, leaned the car to the side, and said leisurely: "Boss, boss, you really can't stop me, tell me, what is this called?" ”
Zheng Ya looked calm: "Second brother, your nose is really smart, shouldn't you have been waiting outside UCAS?" Yes, this son accidentally leveled the yellow record, however, you can call up the video throughout the whole process, there is absolutely no non-human performance, personal strength, I said second brother, can you not make such a fuss? I'm really normal. ”
Netherworld said a little depressedly: "You are still not a non-human, the limit of 10 seconds for yellow people has been broken by you, what else can I say?" ”
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