Chapter 113: Yuan Fang, Where's Your Di Renjie?
It was already past six o'clock when we arrived at the village, and the sun had already set before nightfall. The gray sky of Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info covered the whole world with a hazy veil, and the faint stars were like fairies blinking their eyes.
The sound of the team's footsteps waking up a few sparrows in the woods, and they flew around in panic, the sound of their wings vibrating as if they were in their ears.
Smoke wafts from the earthen houses, women are preparing dinner, men are preparing enough forage for cattle and sheep, children gather together, throw sandbags, hopscotch, and innocent smiling faces make people smile unconsciously.
Xingzhe got out of the carriage, sat in the carriage for a day, and his buttocks hurt, and just when he arrived, he got off the carriage to do activities.
When the children saw Xingzhe and them, they all ran away in a panic. The adults noticed the uninvited guests and immediately closed the doors and windows. It's like doing something wrong, for fear of being discovered by others.
In the blink of an eye, all the people in the village had taken refuge in their homes, and if it weren't for the smoke still floating from the chimneys, the whole village would have been like no one.
"What's going on? Are we scary?"
Xingzhe wondered why these villagers avoided them as soon as they saw them.
"Adult, the little one thinks there must be something strange about this. ”
The captain of the hundred-person team walked quickly in front of Xingzhe, he was very grateful to Xingzhe for his appreciation, so he silently did everything to repay Xingzhe's appreciation.
"Is your surname Li?"
Xingzhe suddenly asked without a head, and the captain of the hundred-person team was confused at once, but he still answered Xingzhe's question without hesitation, without thinking about Xingzhe's question.
"Yes, the adult, the little one is indeed surnamed Li. ”
"Stop talking, let me guess, your surname is Li, if your surname is Li, if you are surnamed Li......"
Xingzhe suddenly pinched his fingers, and looked like a fortune teller on the street.
"One life, two luck, three feng shui. Four accumulate yin virtue and five read, six seven phases and eight worship gods, nine nobles and ten health. Okay, I've already figured it out, are you called Li, Yuan, Fang!"
Xingzhe remembered a very old stalk, so old that the last person who told him about this stalk had already dropped the last one, but fortunately, it could barely be used to make beer.
Di Renjie: "There is a car parked in this wilderness, Yuan Fang, what do you think?"
Yuan Fang: "My lord, there must be a secret in this car." ”
Di Renjie listened, lifted the front cover of the car, and was shocked: "Oh! Yuan Fang Gao see, this car really has an engine! But there is also a dead person in the car, Yuan Fang, what do you think?"
Yuan Fang: "My lord, there must be something strange about this person. ”
Di Renjie: "1,2,3,4..... This person really has seven tricks! Yuan Fang deserves to be my right-hand man!"
Yuan Fang: "....."
Di Renjie: "The deceased is still a beauty! Yuan Fang, what do you think?"
Yuan Fang: "There must be a big secret in this person." ”
After hearing this, Di uncovered the deceased's clothes and looked at it, his eyes were straight, and he exclaimed: "The old man has never seen such a *** in his life!
In the film and television drama "Detective Di Renjie", Yuan Fang's most common sentence is "My lord, there must be something strange about this matter." So when he heard the captain of the hundred-man squad say this, Xingzhe wanted to make a joke.
"The adult is really a god, and the name of the villain was calculated at once, and my admiration for the adult is really beyond words. ”
Looking at Li Yuanfang's adoring look, Xingzhe couldn't help but think of a line from his idol Stephen Chow's movie "The Deer and Ding Ji":
I am like a surging river to Your Excellency, which is endless, and like the Yellow River overflowing, it is out of control. Listen to your words, it is better to read ten years of cold windows, see the ancient and recent romantic figures, and count the adults! To see you here is really the honor of the younger brother's life, and when he goes home, he will burn incense and worship his ancestors, and thank his ancestors for accumulating yin virtue.
"Your name is really Li Yuanfang?"
Xingzhe still doesn't believe it, how could someone really call Li Yuanfang, and he was met by himself, so the problem comes!
What about Di Renjie?
Where did Di Pang go? Di Pang is a talent, and it is naturally the best to be able to recruit his own subordinates.
"Back to the adult, the villain is indeed surnamed Li, the name is Yuanfang, Lanzhou 剌 (la) 沔 (mian) people, the nickname is called Fangfang, if the adult feels that the villain's name is not easy to pronounce, you can call the villain Fangfang. ”
Burst!
As for whether Lanzhou ramen is a place or a food, Xingzhe has no interest for the time being. What he cares about now is that a big man is called Fangfang, Fangfang.
"Are you alright, sir?"
"It's okay, it's okay, Yuan Fang, let me ask you something. ”
"Even if the adult asks, the villain must know everything and say everything. ”
"Yuan Fang, do you know where Di Renjie is now?"
"My lord, I think you must be mistaken, I don't know any Di Renjie at all, and I haven't even heard of his name. ”
"How is this possible? If you think about it carefully, a little eye that makes you, with a straight stomach and some wise eyes, repeatedly solve strange cases. Master Di?
"Adult, I really don't know what you say, who Di Renjie is, I really don't know who the little one is, and I haven't even heard of this name. ”
Xingzhe waved his hand in disappointment, how could Li Yuanfang not know Di Renjie? This is not scientific!
"Forget it, this village is quite weird, these villagers are avoiding us, I think something must have happened, that's why they are so scared. Now that we're here, let's get this out of the way. ”
When Li Yuanfang, the captain of the 100-member squad, heard this, he immediately made a suggestion.
"My lord, the business is important, we can't delay the trip for these inconsequential things, please think twice. ”
Xingzhe waved his hand and motioned for Li Yuanfang to step back.
"I've decided on this matter, and I'll do as I say. ”
"But adults ......"
"It's nothing, these villagers must have gone through something, I must help them, I can't abandon people who are in difficulty. ”
Xingzhe couldn't understand why they were unwilling to help these villagers, they were also ordinary people, what was the difference?
Just because these are not their tasks, can they even ignore them? What kind of bullshit is this, they are also the people of the world, so they have the same rights, the right to enjoy the services of the imperial court.
"Lord Shangshu, Lord Xingzhe, he ......"
Li Yuanfang couldn't make up his mind, after all, Xingzhe was a newcomer, and he shouldn't be good at making decisions about this kind of thing, so Li Yuanfang came to ask Li Jun's opinion.
"Just do what Xingzhe says, he is the adult of this team, and there is no need to ask for my opinion on anything in the future. ”
Li Jun's meaning is very clear, Xingzhe is the leader of this team, what he said is to command, don't confuse the main and secondary.
"Yes, Lord Shangshu. ”