271.Chapter 271 - You Pay My Little Raccoon!

Fifteen years ago, outside China.

On the bare winding road, a military passenger bus was speeding at a high speed. The eye-catching speed limit signs on both sides of the road seem to be ineffective for drivers.

"How much longer?" said a female officer walked through the narrow aisle of the bus and came behind the driver.

"Half an hour at most. The officer's tone was cold, which matched the cool black sunglasses on his face.

"Well, I'm going to wake up the kids. The female officer answered, then turned around and shouted at the full carriage: "Everyone listen to my orders and get up!"

It's embarrassing that no one pays attention to her at all, or rather, everyone has a soft spot for sleep.

"Get up!" cried the female officer again, her voice a little heavier, her forearms exposed outside the military lining, the muscles of which looked quite graceful, the most glamorous of the wheat color.

The carriage was full of young children, the oldest was eleven or twelve years old, and the youngest was only seven or eight years old.

Just when everyone was immersed in sweet dreams, a tall little girl quickly woke up, and her clear eyes involuntarily looked at the female officer.

The latter gave her a thumbs up in praise: "What's your name?"

"Lin Miaomiao!" Unexpectedly, the little girl said her name, not the kind of milky voice.

Although the voice still sounded immature, it had a bit of a sonorous rose undertone, much like a conversation between a private and his superiors.

"Lin Miaomiao, can you do my sister a favor?" the female officer smiled with relief.

"Yes!" the little girl straightened her chest.

"Go wake up your friends, we're almost there. ”

"Okay, I'll do it!" Lin Miaomiao said this, stretched out her little hand, directly grabbed the ear of a little fat man on the seat next to her, and then squeezed it fiercely.

"Ahh......h It hurts......"

"It's right that it hurts, Aunt PLA wants you to get up. She glared at the boy fiercely, then got up from her seat, rolled up her sleeves, and revealed two white lotus arms.

In this way, there were no men and women along the way, and the carriage was full of ghosts and wolves.

"Get up, hurry up!"

"Whoever doesn't get up, I'll beat him to a pig's head!"

A few little boys who were resentful about their dreams were ruined, and when they saw Lin Miaomiao's little adult style, they leaned on their seats and didn't dare to squeeze their hair.

When the female officer saw this scene, her expression was both surprised and appreciative, and more of a sense of relief born from within.

She didn't expect this group of bear children from all over the world to give birth to aliens.

At least the selection of future elite agents is being carried out in secret every year, and the acceptance rate is declining every year.

More seeds, after being tested in special training, are sent directly to the first unit or the A brigade to receive a career as a professional soldier.

At best, they will become the admirable kings of special warfare, and they will become a pivotal role in future national wars.

It is this kind of strict screening that makes the annual entry rate of the "Huaxia Special Agent Bureau" of Zhenguo Heavy Equipment stretched.

Lin Miaomiao shouted and fought all the way, no one dared to fight back, and no one dared to fight back, not only in terms of age, but also in terms of momentum.

Of all the little girls, she was the tallest, had the loudest voice, and was the only one with boobs that showed signs of development.

By the time she reached the last row of the bus, the carriage had gradually quieted down, and everyone's eyes were attracted to her arrogance.

"Purr ......"

"Purr ......"

Lying in front of Lin Miaomiao was a little boy who looked no more than seven or eight years old, not to mention the tattered clothes he was wearing, and his childish little face was still full of dirt.

When he was snoring, a big snot bubble was rhythmically blown in his nostrils, and he was blowing up, and he was retracting, and he was blowing and retracting......

After many cycles like this, the children who witnessed this cute scene burst out laughing.

"It's funny to see how he snores. ”

"I don't want to be in a car with dirty kids. ”

"Shhh ”

Lin Miaomiao pursed her lips and stretched out her little hand to pat the little boy's face: "Hey, get up dirty boy." ”

"Don't ...... Don't bother me, I'm going to eat grandma'......" The little boy rolled over impatiently, his mouth pursed.

It seems like a pretty good dream.

"Breastfeeding, you don't have a mother! Eat fart milk!" Lin Miaomiao was angry, and raised her pink fist on the bridge of his nose.

The pain caused the little boy to wake up from his dream, he first pinched his sore nose, and then sucked a mouthful of dirty snot hanging on his lips, and his eyes were teary: "Good...... It hurts so much......"

"Everyone is up, why don't you get up!" Lin Miaomiao crossed her waist and looked questioning.

"I ...... I'm eating grandma...... It's so fragrant and sweet......" The little boy explained his reasons in a daze, dreaming of his mother often appeared in him.

"Poof!"

"Oh, dirty kid, eat grandma, can't eat grandma's leftovers!" The little fat man who was the first to be beaten began to take the lead in coaxing.

"Shut up!" Lin Miaomiao glared at him and said to the little boy, "What's your name?"

"I ...... My name is Lynch. As soon as the little boy finished speaking, the two snots did not suck back, but went straight into his mouth.

"Lynch?" her originally straight face soothed: "This name is very nice, my name is Lin Miaomiao." ”

"Sister, your surname is also Lin, then we are a family. Lynch said stupidly, not aware of the handshake at all.

"My surname is Lin, but we are not a family, you are you, I am me. Lin Miaomiao just seems to have a good impression of Lynch's name.

"Okay, okay, listen to me. When the female officer saw that all the children were awake, she slapped a few crisp slaps to attract the children's attention: "Who knows, where are we going today?"

"Go play hide and seek in the big forest!" a playful little girl with ear-length hair raised her little hand.

"No, no, we're going to find Grandpa Fairy, who lives in the most secluded part of the Great Forest. "Not to be outdone, the little fat man is not to be outdone.

"Stupid, there is no fairy grandfather at all. "Someone poured cold water.

"Aunt PLA, when can I go back to the orphanage?"

"Yes, yes, when will I be able to go back, I'm so hungry. ”

"I'm so hungry too, I want to drink the spinach soup made by Aunt Bear. ”

The answers were varied, the scene was a mess of porridge, I don't know who took the lead, everyone took out the stored snacks and ate them gurgling.

Xiao Lynch was not to be outdone, he took out a pack of little raccoon noodles from his shabby schoolbag, took out the Water Margin 108 collection card after opening it, and carefully stuffed it into the pocket behind his buttocks.

"Crunch, squeak, squeak......"

It's fragrant, crispy, and delicious, and for Little Lynch, it's a rare delicacy in the world.

If it weren't for the fact that the little raccoon was simply noodle, he wouldn't have gotten in the car with that weird man in green clothes and sunglasses.

"Lynch, give me a pack of your crispy noodles. Lin Miaomiao suddenly appeared in front of him, staring at his bulging little schoolbag.

Xiao Lynch hurriedly hugged the schoolbag into his arms, and said while gnawing: "This is the uncle of the People's Liberation Army bought it for me, if you want to eat, go to the uncle of the People's Liberation Army to ask for it." ”

"Cut, stingy ghost, no wonder no one cares about you!" Lin Miaomiao gave a spicy sarcasm.

"I ...... I'm not a stingy ghost! I have friends! I don't believe me!" Little Lynch took half a piece of bread in his mouth, buried his head in rummaging through the broken school bag, and tinkered with it for a long time before taking out a tattered plastic Transformer from it: "It's called Bumblebee, it's my friend, you see, his head will turn around, I'll show you." ”

Lin Miaomiao was speechless, scolded a fool, and stopped paying attention to him.

"Lin Miaomiao, my Wangwang Xianbei Mickey Cake is for you to eat. As soon as Lin Miaomiao returned to her seat, the little fat man held a bunch of beautifully packaged Mickey Mouse cakes and said with a smile.

"Who rarely eats your broken bread!" Lin Miaomiao glanced at him dissatisfied, although she was also hungry, she just didn't like the table on the bus.

As soon as the deflated little fat man was about to speak, he was frightened by Lin Miaomiao's sharp eyes.

He rolled his eyes, took a few bags of Mickey Cookies, walked up to Lynch, and patted his dirty skull: "Hey, I'll exchange Mickey Cookies for your crisp noodles, can I change them?"

Lynch, who was full of bread, chewed, his eyes were quickly attracted by the new snack, and he wiped his nose and said: "Change, hang yourself with a hook, no one is allowed to regret it." ”

"Pull the hook, pull the hook!" The little fat man stretched out his thick little fingers, pulled with Lynch a few times, then dropped the Mickey cake and took a pack of crispy noodles back.

"Lin Miaomiao, I know you want to eat this, eat, I'll invite you!" the little fat man smiled innocently, and glanced at Lynch who was eating with disdain.

He knows how to form gangs, especially in such a strange group, and he can easily judge who can be his backer and bring him benefits.

Lin Miaomiao did not refuse this time, but chose to accept the gift of the little fat man, crushed the fragrant dough, and sent it into her mouth little by little.

The dirty kid in the corner didn't realize what was happening at all, his eyes were fixed on the snacks, and he didn't let go for a moment.

He's still eating a lot, it's so delicious, probably the children of his parents can eat these precious delicacies every day, right?

A sudden sudden braking, the bumpy bus finally stopped.

The soles of the female officer's feet, as if they had been stained with glue, endured such violent inertia, and stood like a green pine, without moving.

"Okay, it's time to get there, everyone line up and get off!" The female officer stood at the door, counting the number of people one by one.

Lynch followed at the end of the line, his head hanging and munching on his face.

The outside world was completely foreign and new to him, and he could feel the heat coming towards him.

"Aunt PLA, it's so hot here, I'm going back to the car to blow the air conditioner. ”

"I'm going back too, so I don't want to stay here. ”

Indonesia, with its large area of tropical rainforest, can be a bit difficult for children to adapt to.

Not to mention children, even tourists from neighboring countries will not choose to travel in such a ghost weather.

"Shut up Lao Tzu!" From a camouflage off-road vehicle that had been waiting here for a long time, jumped a dark-skinned man wearing a military hat, his rough face seemed to be smoked out of a furnace, not only black and shiny, but also wide mouth and big teeth, and he spoke like he was arguing: "If anyone dares to talk more, regardless of boys and girls, I will beat his ass to pieces!"

"Woo whoa, I'm going home!"

"Aunt PLA, he's a bad person, woo woo woo ......"

"Wow wow wow, it's scary here. ”

The black-faced soldiers were frightened, and the children suddenly cried into a mess, and those who didn't cry their noses were also brought to cry by the chain reaction.

"Fuck, where did you find a bunch of bastards?" the black-faced soldier looked at the female officer dissatisfied.

The female officer didn't avoid his gaze at all: "Captain, please pay attention to your words, my current identity is the chief instructor of the supernumerary agent cadet of the Huaxia Secret Service Bureau, do you need me to take out my ID?"

"Don't ...... Don't take it seriously, sir, I'm just kidding. When the black-faced soldier heard this title, he immediately degraded into a turtle form.

"Don't cry at all! If anyone is crying, don't think about going home in this life!" shouted the female officer in a clear voice.

This trick really worked, and the group of children who were eager to go home suddenly stopped crying, and the scattered team returned to calm.

"Crunch, crunch, crunch......"

"Crunch, crunch, crunch......"

Although the children stopped crying, from the end of the line, there was an extremely discordant sound.

Dozens of little heads subconsciously stared in one direction, to be exact, watching a gluttonous ghost who was stealing crispy noodles.

When the female officer saw this scene, she shook her head in disappointment, and she really wanted to explode now.

Those who are responsible for picking seeds are him. Are you blind?

She saw any indication of the word "qualified" in the little boy who had been delighting on the noodles anyway.

Before the female officer could speak, the black-faced soldier had already walked over, snatched the crispy noodles that he had just nibbled on twice, and then threw them on the ground like garbage.

"You...... You pay my little raccoon!" Lynch never expected that someone would treat him like this, he was like an angry puppy, glaring at the black-faced soldier.

"You've trampled my little raccoon!

"Fuck you, little bastard!" the black-faced soldier pushed Lynch to the ground with just a nudge, and then walked away.

The children in the same team looked at him like a pitiful worm, and no one reached out to pull him, and no one was willing to stand up and say half a word of comfort.

Lynch rubbed his buttocks, which were almost broken into eight petals, and tears once again flowed down his cheeks.

"Hmph, the boy is still crying, it's really useless!" Lin Miaomiao glanced at him disdainfully.

When Lynch heard this sarcasm, he immediately held back his tears, but his eyes were still staring at the dough cake on the ground that was trampled by the black-faced soldier. "Okay, okay, everyone, be quiet. The female officer's eyes did not linger on Lynch too long, but continued with the words just now: "Do any of you know where it is behind you?"

"The Great Forest!"

"It's a big forest, and there must be plenty of mushrooms to pick. ”

"It's the forest where the seven dwarfs live!"

The children's voices are loud and loud, and they express their own opinions.

"Well, Auntie tells you, that the great forest here is not only full of mushrooms and wild fruits, but also of many animals, such as tropical snakes, chimpanzees, jackals, man-eating ants, leopards, tigers, and so on. ”

"Zoo?"

"It's similar to a zoo, except that the animals in it are all free-range outside, and the animals in the zoo are basically locked in iron cages. When the female officer said this, she faced the children who seemed to understand: "Do you understand what Auntie meant?"

Someone nodded, someone shook their head.

But it doesn't matter anymore, since they are here, no one can back down, and of course, they don't have the right to do so.

"What I am going to say next is very important to you, it can be said to be your life, and if anyone thinks of desertion, he is wasting his own life. After the female officer said this, the scene was suddenly silent, and most of them were frightened by the black-faced soldiers.

"Listen, what I want you to do is very simple, enter from the entrance of the jungle, walk in a straight line all the way, collect randomly scattered little stars, collect more than three people, follow the arrow instructions of the road signs, find a central lakeside, I will wait for you by the lake, it's fun, right?" said the female officer with a smile.

"Aunt of the People's Liberation Army, what if you can't find the little star?"

"yes, what if I can't find you?"

"If you can't find me, just wait where you are, and your uncle will pick you up, but you won't have to wait until it's dark!"

After the female officer introduced the rules of the game, she said, "Everyone listen to my orders, line up and go over there to get the equipment." ”

A transport vehicle loaded with military weapons approached slowly, carrying assault rifles, repeating pistols, Nepalese sabers, military tomahawks, and triangular spurs.

Seven or eight-year-old boys, where do they know this, many little boys choose pistols because they look very handsome.

"Hey, chick, what do you want?" the black-faced soldier stared at Lin Miaomiao with interest.

Lin Miaomiao didn't pay attention to him, but bit her lip and picked out a long Tang knife from the pile of weapons.

Measuring about 100 cm long, the blade is hardened in stainless steel, has an extremely deep blood groove, weighs only 1 kg, and is extremely light to hold in the hand, making it ideal for slashing and stabbing.

Under the stunned eyes of the professional soldiers, she neatly pulled her hair into a high ponytail, hung her long knife behind her back, and turned around and walked away in stride.

"Ghost talent!" the female officer murmured softly, and there was no lack of joy in her eyes to tap talents.

She was a little looking forward to the little girl's next appearance, which should make her feel more gratified.