Chapter Eighty-Three: Fortune Telling and Being Told (I)

Being praised by Bai Qishan like this, Zhang Tiedan was a little embarrassed, he just smiled and said: "You don't have to exalt me like this, it's just a matter of eating according to your ability, I just have a little fate with you, I want to help you, I think it's better to forget about this family affair today." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Bai Qishan had already been convinced by Zhang Tiedan, and he was now convinced of Zhang Tiedan's words.

Bai Qishan didn't even frown and asked, "I don't know what the master is called." ”

Zhang Tiedan thought about it, he can't tell Bai Qishan his real name, what if Bai Qishan hires someone to go to his house to find fault? Thinking seriously for a long time Zhang Tiedan, Zhang Tiedan didn't know what to say, Bai Qishan looked at Zhang Tiedan frowned a little, and he asked again: "Isn't it convenient to reveal Mr.'s name?"

Zhang Tiedan was still frowning, and Li Ergou, who was standing on the side, snorted coldly and said: "I don't even know my brother's name, you are embarrassed to say that you have found someone to calculate the auspicious day, and when you see that the person who told you the fortune is an impostor, specializing in deceiving you rich people." ”

Although Bai Qing was clenched by Li Ergou's fists, his mouth was not sealed, and he scolded angrily: "You know a fart, we are a master who spent a lot of money to invite from Maoshan, and that master is accurate, otherwise we would not have chosen this time to come out." ”

Li Ergou snorted coldly again, and he said lightly with a slight sneer: "Since he has such great ability, why didn't he calculate that there is a catastrophe for us in Baiqi Mountain today, and if he can calculate it, why don't he teach you how to avoid us? I think he is a charlatan!"

Bai Qing was very unconvinced, sweat broke out on his anxious forehead, but he couldn't find a word to refute, Li Ergou was really reasonable, if the master in Bai Qing's mouth was really so powerful, he could obviously let Bai Qishan go out early for a while, so that even if he met Li Ergou and the brothers, they would not miss this good day and auspicious day.

Bai Qishan looked polite and knowledgeable, and he said slowly: "This brother, please forgive us for not recognizing the identity of this master, and please give me advice." ”

Li Ergou is an uneducated rough man, but he still understands some truths, he glanced at Bai Qishan, and said angrily: "Don't drag me stinky text, it's all the reform and opening up period now, what ancient texts are you still talking about, it's all fucking crop people, what kind of cultured person are you pretending, I'll give you another chance to speak human words, if I can't understand what you say, I can take my brother away." ”

Although Bai Qishan has studied for a few years, but after the age of eighteen, because of the evil disease, he has never entered the school, the family had to buy books for him from the bookstore, and gradually he liked the ancient texts, especially some ancient Jianghu series of books, over time, the ears and eyes are good, imitation or imitation, when he speaks, from time to time mixed with some ancient sayings, the family slowly get used to it and do not feel bad, but this makes Li Ergou who heard him speak for the first time is very disgusted, in Li Ergou's words, " I'm fucking struggling to even understand the words on the side of the road, and you're still making it more difficult for me, saying so many ancient texts, what's the matter, are you laughing at me for being a rough person?"

Bai Qishan was stunned by Li Ergou's words, this Bai Qishan's knowledge is not high, this ancient way of speaking has become his habit, he knows what he wants to express, but if he wants to translate into the vernacular, his ability is still limited, Bai Qing saw that Bai Qishan's embarrassed pestle was stuck there, and he sighed lightly and found a step for Bai Qishan.

"You can't understand my second brother's words, and I'm embarrassed to say here that my second brother is laughing at you, it's really ridiculous. I'll translate it for you, a rough man. ”

After speaking, Bai Qingyang translated complacently: "What my second brother means is that we don't know Taishan with our eyes, and we can't recognize who your brother is, and I hope that you, a rough brother, will introduce you." ”

Li Ergou scratched his head and questioned: "I didn't hear him mention my name just now, and he didn't say so many words, are you kid fooling me?" ”

Bai Qing rolled his eyes and said: "What a well-deserved rough man, this is the essence of the ancient text, how can you, a poor and lowly rough person, understand this!"

Li Ergou disdained to reason with Bai Qing, he cleared his throat and replied: "Forget it, Lao Tzu is not in the mood to talk to you here today, since you have consulted me, then I will be generous, you can put your ears up." Don't be intimidated by my brother's great name, his name is Zhang Tianshi!"

As soon as Li Ergou's words came out, everyone laughed so much that even Bai Qishan, who had always maintained the image of a "lady", couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh. Li Ergou was still complacent, thinking that it would attract bursts of sighs, but who knew that this jealousy, envy and hatred had not yet been recruited, but instead attracted a series of ridicule.

Li Ergou's face immediately turned blue, and he roared: "It's all fucking laughing, is it so funny?"

The more impatient Li Ergou became, the more these people laughed wildly, especially Bai Qing, who laughed the most exaggeratedly, if it weren't for Li Ergou still holding his fist, presumably this Bai Qing was so happy that he rolled on the ground with his hands on his stomach, Li Ergou was angry, and the strength in his hand also increased a few points, pinching Bai Qing and screaming, Li Ergou really couldn't stay anymore, he shook off Bai Qing's hand, pulled up Zhang Tiedan and was about to leave, Bai Qishan hurriedly stopped him.

"Zhang Tianshi, stay, I still have some things I want to ask, I don't know if you can guide me. ”

When Li Ergou heard it, it seems that this guy really got Li Ergou's way, Li Ergou was very happy in his heart, this is a way to make money, oh no, an opportunity to cheat money, it is really intolerable to cheat if you have money, Li Ergou did not turn around in a hurry, he turned his back to Zhang Qishan, and pretended to be deep and said: "My brother has never been seen by people who are insincere, I think you are still dead." ”

Bai Qishan was not angry or angry, and still said calmly: "It was indeed our mistake just now, and I hope that Zhang Tianshi will not be surprised, I don't know what I want Bai Qishan to do, so that Zhang Tianshi is willing to show me the red dust of this past life and this life?"

The corners of Li Ergou's mouth turned up slightly, thinking that I would eat the big fish of Baiqishan this time, he turned around and pretended to say: "The person who is looking for my brother to see can be said to have a long queue, you may have to wait for two or three years, but ......" Speaking of this, Li Ergou made a fool of himself, and Bai Qishan said a little eagerly: "But what?"

Li Ergou snorted coldly and said, "But for the sake of your relationship with my brother, as long as your price is satisfactory to us, I can still consider it." ”

Bai Qishan laughed, this money was just a trivial matter to him, he didn't care, but Bai Qing couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, he said angrily: "Second brother, I think these two people are cheating money, and they don't have any skills, it's just a coincidence that they said a few things right about you, nothing is great, can't the one invited by our family also be counted?"

Bai Qishan glared at Bai Qing, so frightened that Bai Qing didn't dare to say anything, Bai Qishan smiled slightly, and said, "I'll pay 20,000 yuan and invite Zhang Tianshi to my house, how about it?"

Li Ergou was shocked, 20,000 yuan, given for nothing, this great good thing, why did it fall on his head.

Li Ergou was naturally willing, he said with a smile: "Second Brother Bai is really polite, this price is quite reasonable, reasonable, we can go to your home." ”

Hakusakiyama ha, no longer spoke, and went straight back to the donkey cart.

Zhang Tiedan pulled Li Ergou and said in a low voice: "Brother, I don't want to go, why are you going to his house, our second brother said that you just need to drag them down, there is no need to put us in again." ”

As soon as Li Ergou heard this, he stretched out two fingers in front of Zhang Tiedan, and said, "My stupid brother, 20,000 yuan, that's 20,000 yuan, don't take it for nothing." ”

Zhang Tiedan still said reluctantly: "What's the matter, but I just don't want to go!"

Li Ergou coaxed: "With the 20,000 yuan, we don't have to work anymore, we eat and drink spicy food every day, and we can marry you a daughter-in-law, how good." ”

As soon as Zhang Tiedan heard that he could marry a daughter-in-law, he immediately came to his senses, and he smirked: "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I want to marry a daughter-in-law like my second brother and Zhang Jilai." ”

Li Ergou hurriedly covered Zhang Tiedan's mouth, he looked at the others with a worried face, and everyone was simply riding a bicycle and turned around, not caring about the two of them, Li Ergou turned his head and said softly: "You speak quietly, let others hear the 20,000 yuan is gone." ”

Zhang Tiedan immediately made a shushing gesture, and whispered to Li Ergou: "That's it, brother, you go and inform Second Brother Ding first, tell him the situation on our side, save him from worrying, I will go to his house with Bai Qishan first, and when you meet Second Brother Ding, remember that both of you came to the Bai family to look for me, I'm afraid I won't be able to deal with it alone." ”

Li Ergou slapped his head after listening to what Zhang Tiedan said, he, a normal person, is not a fool who thinks about everything, only thinks about money but almost forgets about business.

Li Ergou said with concern: "Tiedan, you deal with it well, after I find the second brother, I will go to Baiqishan's house with him to find you, remember, your eyes must be happy, if you really can't go, you will run to our house, but you can't suffer a loss in his house." ”

Zhang Tiedan nodded and agreed, followed Bai Qi Mountain, and got on the donkey cart and headed towards Bai Qi Mountain's house, Li Ergou looked at the back of this group of people, and his heart also hung up.

Ding Fengjun didn't smile after listening to Li Ergou's story, he really didn't feel pain in his back, it was because he was as worried about Zhang Tiedan as Li Ergou.

Ding Fengjun said to Li Ergou with a blank face: "Are you the fucking brother of Tie Dan, how can you rest assured that Tie Dan will go to Bai Qi Mountain's house by himself, his brain is not bright, sometimes good and sometimes bad, in case he shows his original form in Bai Qi Mountain's house and will not be beaten to death by Bai Qi Mountain?"

Li Ergou's heart was stimulated by the dead word in Ding Fengjun's mouth, and he said worriedly: "No, second brother, Bai Qishan doesn't have the courage yet, isn't it possible that he is not afraid of me calling the police?"

Ding Fengjun said coldly: "It's okay to call the police, you don't want to think about what's the use of calling the police when everyone is gone, the public security will arrest Bai Qishan at most, what is the difference between him being a sick person alive and dead, in the end, it is not that we lose money." ”

Li Ergou was frightened by Ding Fengjun like this, he was a little at a loss, he was confused for a while, and asked eagerly: "Second brother, what can I do, I am left with this one brother to depend on me, he can't die!"

Li Ergou really regretted it, if he put his brother's life into it for a mere 20,000 yuan, he would have no face to see his family when he went to hell in the future.

Ding Fengjun patted Li Ergou on the shoulder and said, "Ergou, you can't be greedy for money in the future, this is a lesson." ”

Li Ergou wanted to cry and said without tears: "As long as my brother doesn't die, I won't do anything." Second brother, what the hell are you going to do?"

Ding Fengjun was amused by Li Ergou's appearance, he was originally scaring Li Ergou, but he didn't expect Li Ergou to take it seriously, since this is the case, then this scene has to be performed with him, so that Li Ergou can understand that ill-gotten gains are not so easy to make.

Ding Fengjun said meaningfully: "There is a use for crying and crying, hurry up and take me to the Bai family, maybe it's too late for us to rush over now." ”

Li Ergou didn't say a word, rushed to the front with an arrow step, and ran wildly. Li Ergou took Ding Fengjun to run along the path, and when they came to the door of Baiqi Mountain, Zhang Tiedan also got off the donkey cart.

Li Ergou hurriedly ran to Zhang Tiedan's front and said with concern: "Tiedan, are you okay?"

Zhang Tiedan smirked: "I'm fine, brother, why did you come so quickly?"

Li Ergou didn't have time to explain, he took Zhang Tiedan's hand and said, "Tiedan, let's go home and don't show him." ”

Zhang Tiedan was stunned, and said inexplicably: "Brother, didn't you say that Bai Qishan wanted to give us 20,000 yuan to marry my daughter-in-law?

Li Ergou shook his head and said, "Let's not want it, let's still rely on our own hands to work to earn money and marry a daughter-in-law, it's better to be more down-to-earth like that." ”

After speaking, Li Ergou took Zhang Tiedan's hand and was about to leave, when Bai Qishan also got out of the car, looked at the two people inexplicably and said, "Does Zhang Tianshi want to repent?

Li Ergou said angrily: "We have changed our minds temporarily, we don't want to go, we still have something to do, we have to go." ”

"Slow!" Bai Qing suddenly blocked Li Ergou's way, and he said with a sneer: "What, I'm afraid?

Li Ergou glared at Bai Qing, and said angrily: "Good dogs don't get in the way, don't mess with me, my fists are not vegetarian." ”

Bai Qing did not show timidity, he beckoned to the people in front of the door, and four or five people surrounded him at once, Ding Fengjun saw that things were not good, he hurriedly came to Li Ergou's face, grabbed Li Ergou's wrist with his hand, and shook his head at Li Ergou.

"Ding Fengjun, it's you again, what's the matter, do you dare to come to someone's husband's door to spread wilderness after robbing someone's daughter-in-law?"

Ding Fengjun looked up at the person who spoke, and the person who spoke was actually Li Su'e. Her sharp appearance made Ding Fengjun extremely disgusted.

It turned out that Luo Wenyu and Li Su'e ran out of the house and did not chase Luo Xinyi, but went to the Bai family to see the situation, their legs and feet were slower, and they arrived at this time.

Ding Fengjun replied coldly: "What kind of thing are you, you don't need to be a shrew to take care of other people's affairs, don't forget that Luo Xinyi hasn't married yet, you don't have anything to do with the Bai family, you can't even look down on your own daughter, and you came here to sue the wicked first, don't be embarrassed here." ”

Li Su'e was so angry by Ding Fengjun's words that her face was red and her neck was thick, and she couldn't find the words to refute it for a while, thinking about it, Luo Xinyi hadn't been married yet, and she Li Su'e was someone from the Bai family, in case this Luo Xinyi really had to elope with Zhang Jilai, and in the future, she Li Su'e would have to lower her head and take a detour when she saw the people of the Bai family.

There are more and more people gathered at the door, most of them are helped by Bai Qishan's family, and there are three more people at the door at this time, one is Bai Qishan's father Bai You, one is Bai Qishan's mother Yang Qiaozhi, and the other is the master mentioned in Bai Qing's mouth, the name is unintentional, Bai Baiyou called Bai Qishan, Bai Qishan hurriedly came to Bai You's side, Bai Baiyou frowned and asked, "What's going on?"

Bai Qishan said unhurriedly: "No, I met a living immortal on the way, he said that he wouldn't let me marry Luo Xinyi, and said that we were destined to fight each other, and I helped him back to ask about the situation in detail." ”

Bai Qiyou is also a superstitious person, he heard Bai Qishan mention the three words of living immortals, he couldn't help but be curious, looked into the crowd, Bai Qishan stretched out his hand for Bai You, pointed to the location of Zhang Tiedan.

Now Wuxin, who was standing next to Bai Baiyou, was a little unhappy, he thought to himself that this is a guy who doesn't open his eyes, and actually dares to steal business from me, Wuxin looked at Bai You, Bai Youyou looked interested, and he couldn't hold it back, he cleared his throat and said to the noisy crowd: "Everyone be quiet!"

Everyone felt that they had stopped talking when they heard Wuxin's words, and they all looked at Wuxin, Ding Fengjun, together with Zhang Tiedan and Li Ergou, also turned to look at Wuxin, Wuxin's eyes were bright, and he had the unique appearance of a fortune teller, a mustache.

He cleared his throat and said, "I heard Second Young Master Bai say just now, there are people among you who understand metaphysics, in this case, do you dare to compete with me." ”