Li Dacheng hummed a little song and came home, not to mention how beautiful it was, he only planned to watch the auction with Liu Rumeng today, who would have thought that he would meet the 'white-faced brother', but it turned out that things that should have been gradual and natural suddenly came in advance.

Although he didn't get Liu Rumeng's clear consent, the other party didn't refuse verbally, especially his last kiss, which can be described as earth-shattering, the key is that he was not beaten in the mouth, you must know that before the backbone courage did that, he was ready to be slapped, which is why he is beautiful.

Spring has arrived for single dogs, and there will be no need to squat at home to eat dog food in the future.

The first thing Li Dacheng did when he entered the door was to take out his mobile phone and check the situation of his WeChat friends, he hadn't touched his mobile phone for a day, and he didn't know what happened to those WeChat friends, they were all adults, and they were hundreds of years old, so they couldn't save him a snack?

I don't know if I don't see it, it's amazing at a glance, there are really a lot of people looking for him, and there is also a WeChat news.

"The people of Nanchang City love sports, and Tang Bohu drives the naked rush. ”

Li Dacheng was startled when he saw it, Tang Bohu ran naked? What kind of illness did this uncle commit?

Li Dacheng hurriedly opened the news and browsed it quickly, the content of the news was to the effect that Tang Bohu, the first talented man in the south of the Yangtze River, ran naked on the streets of Nanchang City in broad daylight, and hundreds of people followed, running from the east of the city to the west of the city, and from the south of the city to the north of the city, which drove people's enthusiasm for winter sports, and also enriched the spare time life of the local people, so that people no longer blindly hide at home, but go out of the door and choose to run. Local officials also said that such activities that are beneficial to physical and mental health should be held more in the future to alleviate the bad trend of 'women always squatting at home and men always running to the green building', but I hope that Tang Jieyuan can put on clothes and not be so ostentatious.

After reading the news, Li Dacheng immediately understood what was going on. Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu, let you pretend to be crazy and stupid, and didn't let you run naked all over the street, you are good, you are not afraid of freezing your life in the cold weather, you are worthy of being the first merry genius in Jiangnan, with a bold temperament, debauchery, Niu B!

Li Dacheng hurriedly found Tang Bohu and checked the information sent by the other party, and sure enough, it was the same as he guessed, Tang Bohu didn't know how to pretend to be crazy and stupid, so he came to ask him early in the morning, but he didn't get a reply from him, so he began to think about it himself, and as a result, he figured out such a set of crazy and stupid methods, and then it was what was said on the news.

"Tang Bohu, are you okay?" Li Dacheng sent a message to Tang Bohu, don't really freeze out.

At this time, Tang Yin had just been sent back to the house, in order to prevent him from running out again to cause trouble, the door was deliberately locked, and Tang Yin was very happy after hearing that King Ning was going to send him back to Suzhou, and after a few taps on the door, he honestly lay on the bed, screaming twice every once in a while, proving that he was a madman.

Now that he suddenly heard God's voice, Tang Yin was overjoyed in his heart, if it weren't for God's guidance, how could he leave King Ning's Mansion so quickly?

"God, Bohu is fine. Tang Yin got out of bed, knelt on the ground and kowtowed

The guards standing outside the door heard the sound in the house, looked at each other, and shook their heads in unison, this Tang Jieyuan was sick again.

A qiē is good?

Li Dacheng looked at it, this day when Tang Bohu ran naked, he didn't say that he was depressed because of this disgrace, it seems that King Ning's side should be ready to drive this immoral guy away, after all, it is the prince, how can he leave such a person to be embarrassed by his side?

"King Ning promised to let you go?" Li Dacheng asked Tang Bohu for confirmation.

"Yes, you can't hide anything, God, King Ning has just asked someone to send Bohu back to his hometown in Suzhou tomorrow. Tang Bohu said excitedly, he can finally go home. Although there is wine, meat and women in this Ning Wang's mansion, it is not as comfortable as in his hometown, not to mention that King Ning has a rebellious heart, if he stays, how will he face Jiangnan's father and elders in the future, and those women who worship him?

"Then I'm going to congratulate you. “

"Bohu can have today, it all depends on you, God, if there is no guidance from you, the villain can't get out so quickly, and when the villain returns to his hometown in Suzhou, he will definitely set up a case for you and worship you every day. ”

"If you really have the heart, make a few paintings and offer them to me. Li Dacheng said suddenly. Today's exhibition let him know how sought-after Tang Bohu's paintings are, and now he helped Tang Bohu deceive King Ning, once found by King Ning, it is inevitable to cut off his head, and at that time, if he wants to make a few more paintings of Tang Bohu, it will not be so easy.

What's more, in that era, although Tang Bohu's paintings were famous and worth a few silvers, they couldn't be sold for a lot of money, just to make a living, enough to drink a little wine, and bubble a little girl, or how to say that Tang Bohu was a 'half-life crazy man, a lifetime of downfall'?

Therefore, if you don't take this opportunity to let Tang Bohu paint a few more, maybe there will be no chance in the future. Even if you don't buy it, you can put it in the shopping room with peace of mind, and you can sell it whenever you want.

"God, do you want Bohu's paintings?" Tang Yin was stunned when he heard it, what did God want his paintings for?

"Since ancient times, you have produced talents in Jiangnan, and you are known as the first romantic talent in Jiangnan, I am very curious to see what is the subtlety of your calligraphy and painting. Li Dacheng casually found a reason, what does God want, do you need a reason?

"Ah!" Tang Yin exclaimed, and said with sincere fear, "Bohu's clumsy work, how can he get into the eyes of God? What is the first merry genius in Jiangnan, the romance is true, and the genius is fake, that is just the joking name of the Jiangnan father and elder to Bohu." ”

"Tang Bohu, you are too modest, if it is just a joke, how can King Ning keep you? King Ning asks you to paint, you do, I let you paint, you don't? Do you think I am inferior to King Ning?" Li Dacheng said pretending to be angry.

"No, no, no, this heaven is the world, God is the biggest, who can compare to you? Tang Bohu hurriedly said, for fear of angering God, as the saying goes, the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, not to mention the grace of saving lives, not to mention painting a few paintings, even if he goes up the knife mountain and goes down to the sea of fire, he will do it.

"Well, don't forget to draw a few more**. ”

"Ahh

"Yes, aren't you a little expert, the best at drawing?" asked Li Dacheng.

"This, who said this? slander, absolutely slander, Bohu painted mountains and rivers and painted beauties, when did you ever paint **?" Tang Bohu said with a red face.

Slander?

Li Dacheng frowned, Tang Bohu's painting of the little yellow picture is famous, how could Tang Bohu himself deny it? Could it be that those that are circulating on the market now are all fake? Or is it that Tang Bohu has not yet started to draw small yellow pictures at his age?

"Tang Bohu, ** inside, there can also be mountains, rivers and beautiful women. Li Dacheng thought for a while and said.

When Tang Yin heard it, he beat a drum in his heart, thinking of the ** he painted, there are really mountains, rivers and beautiful women in them. Does God already know?

"Oh my God, what are you going to do? It's all filthy. ”

"Fart, how can it be called a dirty thing? It's a thing of taste, adding to the taste, cultivating the sentiment. Li Dacheng said righteously, "Tang Yin, don't tell me that you won't, you can't hide the things you do, but if you want to hide it from God, it's impossible." ”

Tang Yin's mental defense line collapsed in an instant, sure enough, someone was doing it, the sky was watching, and he couldn't hide anything from God.

"Hum", Tang Yin blushed and was embarrassed. I thought I was doing something unknowingly, but I didn't expect it to be known by God. However, the sentence 'add interest and cultivate sentiment' deeply stimulated him, and it turned out that God was also a fellow believer.

As the saying goes: the one who is a confidant dies.

"Good. Tang Bohu said seriously, "Since God wants to see my Tang Bohu's **, then I, Tang Bohu, will contribute ** to you to repay God's life-saving grace." ”

Count you as acquaintances! Li Dacheng thought in his heart.

"Tang Bohu, although you can leave King Ning's mansion now, don't be happy too early, King Ning decided to let you go, that's because you are crazy, so after you return to your hometown in Suzhou, you have to keep a low profile and not be arrogant, if it reaches King Ning's ears again, let King Ning know that you pretend to be crazy and stupid to deceive him, then I am afraid that you will be killed." Li Dacheng instructed Tang Bohu that while scaring the other party, it was also to let the other party paint at home with peace of mind, don't always go out to drink and pick up girls, delaying the business.

Bohu knew that after Bohu returned to his hometown in Suzhou, he would definitely not sell it without leaving the door, and he would act in a low-key manner. After hearing this, Bohu said seriously, God still thought it through. Although King Ning loves talents, he is also a ruthless master, otherwise how could he think of rebelling? If King Ning knows that he has been deceived, it is inevitable that he will be beheaded, and maybe he will be beheaded all over the house.

"Okay, then I wish you a safe journey. “

"Thank God. ”

"Draw first. ”

"Okay, okay!"

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