Wang Qiang is a bastard, a bastard who waits for death. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, even if you eat and wait for death, as a grass farmer, you still need to work.

In today's era, you only need a little diligence to solve the problem of food and clothing, and you have the qualification to eat and wait for death.

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It's March 3 of another year, and kites fly all over the sky.

Today is the 16th International Kite Festival, the sky is beautiful, the spring breeze is blowing, neither hot nor cold, the sun is shining, but it is the most suitable day for kite flying.

In the sky of this stadium with a radius of more than ten square kilometers, there are already all kinds of kites, large and small.

This is everyone's pre-competition practice, and there are all kinds of kites in the sky.

Among the massive number of flying and circling kites, the most striking is undoubtedly a huge flying centipede.

This flying centipede is multicolored and exquisitely crafted.

"Damn! Which bastard bought the silk thread, and Lao Tzu's flying centipede came! And Lao Tzu's champion!"

Suddenly, the flying centipede was broken by the silk thread that was pulled in his hand, and in a burst of scolding, the flying centipede that lost control was already far away in just a moment, and several figures were screaming on the ground and chasing wildly!

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Wang Qiang was cleaning a skyscraper at this time, and he was busy for more than an hour, and he was a little tired, so he climbed back to the top of the building, unbuckled his seat belt and rested.

With nothing to do, he simply took out his mobile phone, opened QQ and began to collect vegetables and steal vegetables, which is a little entertainment, and there is a good saying: regardless of it, the southeast and northwest winds, the life of the people still has to go on.

Wang Qiang, who was complacent about his divine operation, suddenly felt a darkness in front of him, and before he could react, he was taken to his back by a behemoth standing on the top of the unobstructed roof, carrying the sound of the "whirring" wind and slowly falling to the ground!

"Ahh......h

Realizing that he was actually on top of a huge centipede kite, Wang Qiang screamed loudly in fright.

However, even if he is now sitting on the back of the big centipede as a very chic like an immortal, he does not dare to move, for fear that if he moves slightly, the big centipede kite will lose its balance and fall with a "whoosh", which will be sad.

"Wow...... Wife, come out and see the gods......!"

A big fat man who had just been pressed to the balcony by his wife to blow clothes, saw a young man about 20 years old, sitting on a big centipede kite with ease, leisurely and leisurely towards the ground of nearly 100 meters below slowly falling, in a stunned moment, quickly took out his mobile phone while taking pictures, while calling his tigress loudly.

The construction site is right next to the venue of the International Kite Festival, and this staggering scene was discovered by many people in a matter of moments, causing an uproar!

"Nima's! This big centipede kite is also a little too bullish! But even more bullish is the guy sitting on the kite, too powerful!"

"Invincible! Really invincible! What movie stunts are weaker than that!"

"You must land slowly, Lao Tzu has not taken pictures yet!" ......

Nearly 100 people who saw this scene exclaimed, and took out their mobile phones to "click" to take pictures and videos, all of them were full of interest.

There is no doubt that this is the real-life version of "Flying Immortals Outside the Sky"! It is estimated that it is a rare existence in a thousand years, and if you do not leave a memorial, it is estimated that your intestines will regret it in the future.

"Huhu" ......

"Finally caught up, the big centipede will soon land, Lao Tzu's champion finally didn't fly away......!"

Several culprits chased for nearly two kilometers out of breath, and finally came to the bottom of the kite, stopped to look up at their big baby, and said excitedly and chirping while gasping for air.

"My brother, are my eyes glazed? There is actually a person sitting on top of Lao Tzu's big centipede!"

A young man wearing glasses suddenly saw a twenty-year-old young man standing on his big centipede, and quickly took off his glasses and wiped them, put them on again and found that he was not mistaken, and screamed in shock!

"I'm rubbing!

"When our big centipede kite was just made before, I said that it was so huge that it would definitely be able to carry people on spaceflight, and those stinky girls were still laughing at us, this time, hum ......"

"That is, if anyone is still saying that we are just the rich second generation who can gnaw at the old, don't blame Lao Tzu for being mad! This big centipede comparable to a spaceship, how talented can it be?"

A few guys were so excited that their faces were flushed, and they were taking pictures with their mobile phones, hoping to get conclusive evidence to block the big mouths of those eight women.

"Poof!"

A quarter of an hour later, in the midst of everyone's stunned eyes, the big centipede came to a distance of about a foot from the ground, and without the power of the wind, it fell headlong!

"......Ahh

Wang Qiang got up from the ground with a pale face, and his whole body was still trembling, "Lao Tzu, who is this recruiting to provoke whom?

"Oops! What about Lao Tzu's four-G mobile phone? That's a month's salary and a half!"

Wang Qiang, who was screaming loudly, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly rummaged around, only to find that the mobile phone was still tightly grasped in his hand, but there was a trace of blood on it, and it had been turned off.

Ignoring the fact that the skin of his right hand was worn out a little bit, and there was still a slight oozing of blood, he hurriedly pressed the power button, and found that the screen lit up, and it was able to turn on normally, and he put it in his pocket without looking closely, and looked up.

"I'm rubbing, God-man!" ......

Several culprits heard Wang Qiang's self-talk, and while their faces turned pale with fright, shining stars appeared in their eyes, "Brother, my brother, does it feel good to ride our big centipede?"

These are obviously the rich second generation who are so idle, and they are shouting around Wang Qiang with a "hula"!

"Brother, this is a thousand yuan of spiritual compensation, you can dissipate your anger and tell us how it feels.

Several heartless rich second generations, seeing that Wang Qiang wanted to get angry and scold, hurriedly took out ten hundred-yuan bills, blocked his anger, and reluctantly asked.

It wasn't until Wang Qiang bragged about it that everyone handed him a business card and left a few group photos before he left in high spirits.

This time, let's see who still says that our big centipede can't carry a manned spaceflight, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill him!