Chapter 229: Strange Baby No. 3
"What, you want to eat me, but I'm a person who doesn't want to be eaten, what should I do?" Ling Yun looked at Xiao Tao with a pitiful look.
"No, you must be eaten by me, my father said, everything in the world is for us to eat. Xiao Tao said anxiously, and after speaking, he burped, the taste was extremely indescribable, and Ling Yun and the women in the sedan chair hurriedly covered their noses.
Ling Yun frowned and said, "All the things in the world? that doesn't include me, I'm a human being, you can't eat it." ”
"Ah, I can eat people, but the human flesh is too sour, and every time I eat it, it's just to fill my stomach, but now I haven't eaten for a long time, and I only ate two calves in the morning, and I'm starving to death, starving, starving!"
Ling Yun felt that although this guy was fierce and cannibalistic, if he cut this point, he was a delicious guy, a little simple and cute, and continued to tease: "It's not impossible to give you food, but I have a request." ”
"Say it quickly, as long as you obediently let me eat it, don't struggle, and don't fight with me with aura, I'm so hungry when I fight, and I'll go crazy when I'm hungry, and then I'll eat a lot of messy things, and then my stomach hurts, and then I have diarrhea, and then I'm about to die, so as long as you let me eat it, I'll promise you everything. The little gluttony said.
"Okay, of course it's no problem for me to be eaten by you, but in the sedan chair behind me, there are a bunch of messy things, if you don't want to eat and spoil your stomach, do a favor, open the city gate, and let the sedan chair go into the city, I'll be tied up and let you eat it." Lingyun said.
"It's so simple, isn't it? Before the words fell, the little gluttonous man had already waved his python-like tongue and smashed it into the two heavy city gates, and suddenly the city gate was opened, and dozens of sect members who resisted the city gate were hit into the air by the tongue, and the long tongue was very flexible, waving several times in the air, swallowing all the people who flew up into their stomachs.
After eating a few more pieces of white meat, his eyes returned to Ling Yun's body, and said, "I can eat you now, right?"
"Not yet, I'll send this sedan chair into the city first, and then I'll come back for you to eat. Lingyun said.
Seeing Ling Yun standing next to the sedan chair, he was afraid that he would lose the energy he had just swallowed, so he hesitated for a moment and said, "Then you can hurry up, I'm starving to death, I'm about to go crazy!" I can't control myself." ”
"Okay, I'll be back after sending the sedan chair. Ling Yun carried the two smooth handles of the sedan chair, and the whole sedan chair stood smoothly on the waist, and the weight of the sedan chair was easily lifted by Ling Yun.
Step by step, he stepped through the open flat land under the Luohan stage, and left a few clear footprints on the dry and smooth dirt road.
Ling Yun carried the sedan chair through the huge haze, and above his head was salivating saliva, as well as the huge mouth, and the greedy gaze.
Walking to the city gate, the city gate, which had been cracked open by the little glutton's tongue, had opened an open passage, and Ling Yun carried the sedan chair into the city gate hole.
Xiao Taotao's eyes never left him, and when he saw that he was about to disappear, he said anxiously: "You have to count when you speak, come back and give me food." ”
"Of course, I'll come back for you to eat after delivering the sedan chair. Ling Yuntou didn't reply.
Watching Ling Yun's back disappear into the dark city cave, after a long time, Xiao Tao seemed to realize something, and began to be angry in his heart, shouting angrily: "You actually lied to me! Bastard, you actually lied to me, in vain I believe in you so much!"
Just when he thought that Ling Yun had broken his promise and disappeared completely, he was extremely angry in his heart, and he was about to continue to grow his body, put the whole mountain in his mouth, and also eat the treacherous man, but he didn't expect Ling Yun's figure to appear again.
"No, did you come back for me to eat? Ah, I'm really happy, you're so trustworthy, I'm reluctant to eat you, but I'm so hungry, I've eaten vegetarian for too long, and now my intestines can't scrape a little oil, so I can only eat you for a big meal." The little glutton said regretfully.
"Hahaha, you're really good at telling jokes, you've been a vegetarian for too long? If you eat a little vegetarian every day, you won't have a big belly like this. Ling Yun smiled.
"Where do you understand, our gluttonous family, all those who eat mortals and all the beasts in the mortal world are regarded as vegetarians, because they can only suppress hunger, they can't really solve hunger, and only by devouring those who cultivate spiritual energy can they really relieve the hunger in their bodies for several months, so I really want to eat you in one bite!" Xiao Tao had already shed countless saliva, and the white smoke on the ground was hot and pungent.
"In that case, you have done me a favor, of course I will fulfill my promise and let you eat it, but I also have a lot of unclean things on me...... "Ling Yun said.
"It's okay, I can strip you naked before eating. The little glutton didn't mind at all.
"It's not that my clothes are dirty, but there are unclean things in my body, I don't know what it is that you ate in the first place and almost killed you?
"This ...... I ate a cold ice lump, I don't know what it was, it didn't melt in my stomach for several years, my body has been cold, vomiting and diarrhea for several years, the village where I live is smelly, there is no human population now, not even the grass grows, I can smell the smell for hundreds of miles, and then fortunately, someone saved me. The little gluttony shuddered when he remembered that past, and there was a look of fear on his face.
"Okay, I don't have this kind of mess in my body, you can eat me, but if I don't die and come out of your stomach again, then don't blame me. Lingyun said.
It's not that he just wants to keep his promise, it's more that he sees this little gluttony looking stupid, and he can't bear to deceive him and let him eat his stomach, as long as he doesn't die, he can't blame himself.
Xiao Tao frowned, hesitated, heard that Ling Yun would not die if he ate it into his stomach, and he was going to escape, he panicked in his heart, lest he get to the stomach in order to come out alive, and use the aura indiscriminately, although the stomach is very hard, there is nothing in the world that can be broken, but the esophagus is not indestructible, in case of injury, he can't eat for a few months, isn't it terrible?
What's more, the more Ling Yun said that he didn't have ice lumps on his body, the more suspicious Xiao Tao became, and he couldn't believe his words, for fear that he would be tempted to eat him.