Chapter 186: If You Feel Happy, You Pap

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The main city of the Kingdom of Jin, the Imperial Palace.

The monarch of the Kingdom of Jin sat on the throne with an angry face, his eyes like a tiger scanning over every official.

The monarch of the Kingdom of Jin is a man who wants to be a deterrent, because he is an out-and-out big man, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he looks fierce.

On the left hand side of the monarch is a big sword that is usually very heavy when it looks like it, and at first glance it is a sword that Xingzhe can't pull out even if he eats milk, so let's call it the sword in the stone for the time being.

"Didn't you swear that no one would ever know about all this again? Fortunately, all the people in the city, except for the fool who didn't know what was going on, all the others knew, and even the illiterate little children began to make up nursery rhymes. ”

Officer A took a step forward, with a dead face, and at first glance he looked like a character who would not survive more than three episodes.

"Your Majesty, I think that someone must be secretly making trouble in this matter, and it has nothing to do with us. ”

The monarch glared at Official A and waved his hand.

"Come on, drag it out and cut it, when is this, I just want to be alone, I will raise you like this rice bucket. It's a waste of food. ”

"Your Majesty don't, Your Majesty give me another chance, Your Majesty, I know it's wrong, Your Majesty spare me......"

The voice of official A crying and begging for mercy was so noisy that the noisy monarch was upset.

"MD, give him two slaps. Tell him to shout, and if he shouts again, he will continue to fight until he can't shout. ”

"Yes, Your Majesty. ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

The soldiers dragging Officer A on both sides dragged the struggling Officer A outside, and at the same time slapped him, leaving palm prints one after another on Officer A's face.

"Woo woo, you sons of bitches, I don't shout anymore, you still beat me......"

Bang Bang Bang ......

The soldier continued to slap him without hesitation, and the two soldiers played in different tricks, which was more interesting than mixed doubles.

"We just had a good time, and we just couldn't control ourselves for a while. You're going to die anyway, so do something good before you die, and let's have a good time. ”

"Cool your sister, Lao Tzu TM hurts so much. ”

Officer A scolded in an angry manner.

Bang Bang Bang ......

The hall was still calm, as if the person who had just been dragged and slapped had nothing to do with them, and everyone had an indifferent expression on their faces.

In officialdom, there are never real friends, only common interests. Every official partner who seems to have a very good relationship is actually nothing more than a community of interests.

When the interests are the same and can be mutually beneficial, they are best friends. However, if there is a divergence of interests, everything will fall apart in an instant, and they will immediately and without hesitation to swing their swords at each other.

"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that the most important thing in this time is to stop the mouths of the people, and the mouth of the people is more important than the mouth of the people, as long as you find an excuse to hide this matter from the past, or explain the past in other ways. ”

Officer B swore an oath, and it was not difficult to tell from his triumphant expression that he was waiting for the king's praise and reward.

The monarch looked at Officer B and nodded.

"So...... Do you think I don't know that?"

"Oh, no, Your Majesty, I ......"

"If not, you will come up with a solution? There is no way at all, and you dare to teach me what to do? I am the king or are you the king! Come on, drag it down and cut it!"

I finally knew why the speed of official change in Jin Guo was so fast, and he would cut people if he didn't agree with him, and if he didn't change officials quickly, he probably wouldn't be able to keep up with the speed of cutting people.

Officer B was smarter than Officer A, and he knew that he was in danger, so he did not cry or shout, and followed the two soldiers out of the hall very cooperatively.

Bang Bang Bang ......

As soon as they left the main hall, the two soldiers began to slap again.

Officer B looked at the two soldiers with puzzled eyes, as if to say: Your Majesty did not give the order to beat me, why did you beat me?

"Don't worry, the two of us definitely don't have any special fetishes, it's just that the one just now was addicted to the fight, and he couldn't control himself for a while. ”

"Then you know now, why are you still beating me? Don't beat me? It's weird and it hurts. ”

Officer B pleaded bitterly.

"Wow, who told you to talk, keep fighting. ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

Official C took a step forward, and the salute was normal, but was stopped by the king.

"Stop, stop, stop, come on, drag this down and cut it down. ”

"Here, here, Your Majesty, it's too fast, just the two of us can't keep it busy. ”

The two soldiers hurried back, one on the left and the other on the right.

"Your Majesty, the minister is loyal, why do you treat the minister like this? The minister can't just die so inexplicably, Your Majesty, please give the minister an explanation. ”

Official C struggled to get a reason for the king to kill him.

"I don't like the color of the clothes in your official uniform, if you want to blame your aesthetics, this reason is enough, right?"

After hearing this, Officer C lowered his head helplessly, the king did kill him because of his own problems, and his clothes were green.

Bang Bang Bang ......

After official C was killed because of the color of his clothes, several officials secretly stuffed themselves with green underwear and stuffed them inside, trying not to show a little bit to be seen by the monarch.

"Hmph, the Manchu Dynasty is civil and military, there is no one who can solve problems for this king, you rice buckets, all rice buckets. Don't think that if a few of them are cut down, there will be nothing to do with you, I tell you, with your ability, sooner or later it will be your turn to be cut. ”

The national teacher took two steps, walked to the front, and saluted the monarch. The national teacher is a little older than the monarch, and his hair is a little gray, but most of it is still black, and he has a sickly face, looking like he has more LU.

"Your Majesty, since this matter has been brought up, there is no way to cover it up. The only thing we can do now is to get the people who have lost faith in you to support you again. There is a saying in Datang since ancient times, those who win the hearts of the people win the world, Your Majesty, think twice. ”

After listening to this, the monarch thought for a moment, and then nodded, it seems that what the national teacher said has some effect.

"National teacher, let's talk about your method, how can I regain the hearts of the people?"

"The whole thing is caused by you and the monarch of Dali, you didn't kill the monarch of Dali in the end, originally because the monarch is tolerant and generous, and values love and righteousness, but the people don't think so. ”

The national teacher said this on the surface to be a sycophant, but in fact it was just a roundabout tactic, so that the monarch did not lose face, but also understood the meaning of the national teacher.

"Now only if Dali cancels the alliance agreement, and sends troops to Dali, and captures the monarch of Dali for questioning, can your majesty's position be stable. ”

The monarch is very embarrassed, and he is indeed a little helpless now.

"But...... If we go to war with Dali, then how are we going to fight Datang?"

"Your Majesty, do you think it's a shame to compromise with a small country like Dali, or a shame to compromise with a strong country like Datang?"

"You want me to surrender to Datang?"

"Your Majesty, think about it. ”