Li Taibai was shocked in his heart: "Zen master, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, the master of this secret realm is too poor, and he doesn't even have a decent robe like the poor monk, so there are no treasures, let's leave." ”

Out of the secret realm, back to the demon clan army, the cause and effect Zen master was surprisingly dead and had nine dragons on his face.

Li Taibai glared at the Zen Master of Cause and Effect viciously: "I remember that you were very afraid of me when you were in the secret realm of Gaozu, and now you actually got into my car, so you are not afraid that I will kill you." ”

The scumbag-faced Zen Master of Cause and Effect shook his head and smiled: "You won't kill me, at least you won't kill me at this time." ”

"Fuck!"

Li Taibai scolded secretly, thinking in his heart that it was no wonder that he saw his old friend in the secret realm of Gaozu, and found that he was too different from the previous life, and he was completely two people.

Now the cause and effect Zen master who fuses the colorful relics is the ghost of his old friend in the previous life, pretending to be unfathomable, and he speaks half of it, which makes people completely confused.

Li Taibai took out an artifact-level robe from the Qiankun World in his womb and threw it to the Zen Master of Cause and Effect.

"You can ride with me if you want, but you'll have to take off your tattered robe and put it on.

There's a bad smell on his fucking body, it's good that he is the abbot of a temple, a powerhouse at the level of the Holy Dao, so he can't wear a good robe?"

The Zen Master of Cause and Effect casually glanced at the artifact-level treasure robe, and said with a pout: "This dress is not worthy of me, Brother Taibai, I didn't expect that even you would not be exempt from vulgarity."

Don't look at the surface of anything, this robe on my body is even more holy than a holy weapon, called a hundred clothes, a hundred generations of practice, wearing this has always been this, every piece of cloth, from the believer's home does not want rags, set the faith of all people, the wishes of thousands of families, how can you be compared to this small artifact. ”

At this moment, Bai Xian'er's head poked in from outside the car: "Li Taibai, why don't you let me get in the car, but let this stinky monk get in the car, you know that the monk is the worst, and the worst in the world is the monk." ”

"Fairy girl, the poor monk doesn't have a tattoo on his body, and I'm not Fahai. ”

Li Taibai turned his head violently: "Old monk, how do you know the name of Xian'er?"

The Zen Master of Cause and Effect shook his head at Li Taibai with a smile, and did not answer, but asked rhetorically: "Are you happy now? The Buddha of the Ten Directions has become an evil demon of the Ten Directions, and the mantra I taught you is not used like this." ”

Li Taibai was startled and wrapped his tail around the neck of karma: "Fuck, you tell me clearly, do you know anything?"

"The Buddha said, don't say, don't say. ”

"If you don't say anything, I'll kill you!"

"Then you kill. ”

"I... I... I ......"

Li Taibai and I for a long time, and in the end I still couldn't make friends in the previous life, and I was forced to be helpless, and I pulled the cause and effect out of the Nine Dragons with one tail.

"Roll as far as you want, you roll for me!"

The Zen Master of Cause and Effect got up on the ground and jumped on the Nine Dragons again with a dead face, but was pulled down by Li Taibai again.

"Xian'er, get in the car. ”

After letting Bai Xian'er get into the car, Li Taibai said to the Zen master of cause and effect: "You always say that you are not close to women, and now there may be two snakes mating in the car, so you can come up if you want to see it." ”

"Nan no Amitabha!"

The Zen master of cause and effect folded his hands, chanted the Buddha's name, lowered his head and followed behind the Kowloon chariot, and did not get on the car again.

"Heh, it's just a dead bald donkey, I can't clean you up?"

Li Taibai said proudly, and when he turned around, he found that Bai Xian'er looked at him with spring in her eyes, and said shyly.

"Well, you haven't confessed to me yet, or you should marry first and then go to the cave room-->>

？”

"Don't make a fuss, I'm not interested in you, and don't you like people?"

Bai Xian'er shook her head again and again: "I want a vigorous love, but I found that people are not like Xu Xian, they all call me a goblin when they see me."

Even if I save them from the zombies and protect them, they will kill me and take away the demon pill and snake gall.

I look forward to love, and I long for love, but I don't necessarily have to be in love with someone, you can find a snake of the same race, don't you think we are a good match?"

"Phew, I don't think at all, fuck off......"

At this moment, the large army stopped, and Li Jingang's voice sounded: "Big brother, at the fork in the road ahead, where should we go......"

Before Li Jingang finished speaking, the voices of the God King and the Demon Master Wuhou sounded: "Lao Jin, are you stupid, the eldest brother must be able to feel it when the car stops, let's just wait for the eldest brother to speak, you will delay him in doing serious things." ”

Demon Master Wuhou: "That's right. ”

"If Miss Bai is delayed, we won't have a nephew. ”

Demon Master Wuhou: "That's it!"

Li Taibai's tail stretched out from the car and knocked on the heads of the two goods: "What about cross talk between you two and I didn't do anything...... As for the fork in the road, I think I should go ......"

At this time, the voice of the Zen master of cause and effect sounded: "Go to the left." ”

"Old bald donkey, don't think that if you don't want to kill your eldest brother, you will command us. ”

The God King scolded and asked Li Taibai, "Where is the eldest brother going?"

Left ......

Li Taibai looked at the map and wondered about the Zen Master of Cause and Effect: "How do you know where I want to go?"

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, you are going to northern Henan to find the biggest secret realm in the Fifth Age, isn't it?"

"How do you know?"

"The Buddha said that you can't say it!"

"The Buddha said, people like you are the most annoying, and no one will help you stop you when you are beaten......"

Li Taibai really wants to beat up this thing, either you don't say it, or you can say it all.

It's good, he always speaks in general, pretends to be unfathomable, and has a more hateful mouth, if he doesn't want to say it, you just don't ask anything.

"Big brother, what is the consciousness of the Fifth Age, and what is the biggest secret realm?"

Li Taibai explained to the God Lord and the others: "The information obtained from the inheritance secret realm, there are a total of five *** on the earth, and the first two are too long ago, and no one knows what they are.

The third era is the era of science and technology, where humans make technology, and technology has wisdom and rules over mankind.

In the end, humanity rebelled and fought against technological life, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, earthquakes, ...... and other natural disasters, which have caused the world to become an ice age.

In the Fourth Age, the glaciers melted, everything recovered, and animals and plants appeared, which was later called the era of floods.

All beings can be cultivated, and in the end, because of the war between the two races, the entire continent was torn apart.

The veins were damaged, the aura gradually dissipated, and the flood was destroyed.

The Fifth Age, which is now the Age, was established by the survivors of the Fourth Age, and they continued to multiply among them, and finally appeared the person who thought he was named King Yu.

Lead human beings to control water, so that human beings can live on the surface of the land to increase.

But this world is like this, where there are people, there is war, until in the later stage, in order to compete for interests, the war of the gods began.

The original severely damaged spiritual veins were completely shattered, causing the global spiritual energy to disappear, and it was difficult to produce monks until the end of the world opened, the spiritual energy was revived, and all worlds were merged.