"Be a bodyguard?"

"Well, I'll be your bodyguard, it's free, and from this moment on!"

"It's funny!"

"No, I'm serious? When I came to this world and saw you and my mother, I already had this idea, but now this idea is even stronger. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Still not!"

"You're in great danger, and you're not going to do it after you've seen what I'm capable of! Dad, I just hope that my mother and I won't see your corpse at the next glance." ”

"You're very smart!" Lu Shan didn't hide it, "Maybe I don't need that, I'll live well." ”

I had a very good friend in my previous life, and he told me that one must try to avoid the problem of selective probability. ”

"But people live for a lifetime, and most of the things they encounter are probability!"

"He told me about that, too. ”

"And how can he solve it?"

"There's a good idea. ”

"What is it?"

"Suicide!"

"It's a good idea. ”

"Dad laughed, there is no need to be so silent in the world! Dad still won't die. Lu patted Lu Shan's shoulder, "You have to believe in your son." ”

"Trust you. ”

"Why did Dad have a questioning tone, I mean seriously, one day, you really encountered an irresistible disaster, before I met you, you still have a breath, you will be saved, how about it?

"You're going to have to burn incense, hey, you're not going to have to change your life for a life, give me your life essence, and you'll die." ”

"Where did Dad see so many Dao Dao, and the last time he asked me about cultivation, Dad, your idea is really amazing! When you go to our place, Dad will definitely become the top researcher of magic theory. ”

"Don't understand?"

"Dad pretended not to understand again!"

"No! I really don't understand!"

"Then forget it, I won't send you if you leave tomorrow. ”

"You didn't seem to send me last time. ”

"Last time, my dad secretly ran away in the morning, okay!"

"What made me sneak away, I feel like I'm afraid of you. ”

"Aren't you afraid, or I'll give you a vegetative state for a year. ”

"I can tell you, don't threaten me with this, it's all my people out there. ”

"Then I'll make them faint too!"

"You...... If you kill a Lu Shan, there will be thousands of Lu Shan behind you, and one day you will be subdued. ”

"Is Dad going to do it, is he going to act in a TV series with me?"

"Hehe! I just want to prove to you that your father is still very powerful, that is, on the day of New Year's Day, as Xu Yang said, the spear is already pointing at the sky, the high-altitude satellites have long been locked, the missiles are only ready to ignite, 800,000 soldiers are ready to go, the nuclear warheads will fall along with the parachute, and our Chinese and North Korean soldiers and civilians will resolutely go to war! Actually, I said this sentence, but it was plagiarized by your grandfather Jiang, and then it spread all over the world for some reason. ”

"Oh! You're amazing!"

"Oh! Why does it sound so awkward! Are you sure it's not a mockery. ”

"It's a compliment to you! I hope you will become more and more powerful, and then you will be invincible in the world and become the man of the king of the earth. ”

"Hey, Lu Li, you also watch One Piece! Little devil's things, it's better to see less. ”

"Dad, why are you so nagging today! I can't stand it anymore. ”

"No, say a few more words now, what if you don't see each other later?"

"Let's go! out of my sight. ”

"Why are you hitting me again. ”

"I don't hit you! I just see that you are a little annoying, let's go!"

"I don't want to leave, right?

"One year vegetative, or two years vegetative!"

"Hey, why are you like this? I'm your father! How can a son threaten his father every day!"

"You can't go!"

"Okay, don't get excited, can't I get out of your sight?"

……

It was a new morning, and Lu Li's phone rang, an unfamiliar number.

"Hey!"

"Brother, it's my son!"

"Oh! It's Zishang, call me early in the morning for something?"

"Isn't this uncertain? Class is going to be held tomorrow, and I want to ask you to come to my house to discuss!

"I'm going to my grandmother's house today. ”

"Ahh

"Talk to me on the phone!"

"Brother can't tell me clearly on the phone!"

"Okay then! See you tomorrow!"

"Brother!

"Goodbye!"

Lu Li put down his phone and thought strangely, "What else is there to discuss when you are a star, isn't it just to find a gymnasium like Taeyeon and say that there is going to be a concert, and then sell tickets." ”

Lu Li shook his head, maybe he didn't understand it very well! Listen to what Zishang has to say tomorrow.

Lu Shan drove to Zhushan Village with Lu Li and Yang Xiuyun.

Lu Li met his aunt and cousin, whom he had never met.

Lu Shan still drank a lot of wine with his uncle, and Lu Li spent a whole day learning how to turn bamboo strips into works of art with his grandmother, but he really learned a lot of things.

Lu Li's family didn't go back to eat dinner at his grandmother's house, and Lu Shan packed up his things as soon as he got home, because there was a helicopter, which was very convenient!

Lu Li didn't say goodbye to Lu Shan, he didn't dare to say it, and he couldn't say it! Although Lu Li was very sure in his heart that Lu Shan would not leave him and his mother, the war was still ruthless after all.

……

"Hey!"

"Hello!

"Hello!"

"Did you miss me?"

"Thought!"

Taeyeon didn't sound right when she heard him!

"I really want to!"

"Really!" Lu Li hid in the quilt, so embarrassed, he actually cried.

Although Lu Li was joking with her, Taiyan couldn't tell that he was joking.

"Would you like to have a video chat?"

"No!"

Hmm! Taeyeon heard, "You're not crying, are you?"

Lu Li really cried, very ashamed, he had never lost such an adult, he remembered what he said to Lu Shan in the past few days, what Lu Shan said to him, he didn't want to cry, and he didn't want Lu Shan to go to a place where he couldn't protect him, but he couldn't, he couldn't......

"Woo woo woo woo woo ......" Lu Li was completely crying, he didn't look for Yang Xiuyun, he was afraid that Yang Xiuyun would ask him why he was crying, isn't your father just leaving?

So he called Taeyeon, people are social animals, no matter how homely Lu Li is, he still has someone to talk to.

"Hey, why are you really crying......" Taeyeon said in a slow tone as much as possible, Taeyeon's impression of the extremely cold Lu Li accounted for a large part, she couldn't imagine that kind of Lu Li's heart-rending crying, there should be no! But now he is crying, and it is heartbreaking.

"Nuna is here! Anything you can say to Nuna. Taeyeon is already very experienced in comforting people who are crying, but she doesn't know what kind of situation Lu Li is.

Lu Li heard Taeyeon's words and didn't answer her, but he chattered for a while......

"Lu Li, can nuna tell you a joke? Once upon a time, there was a man! In a river, he spearfished, but it ended up forking his feet, and ah! He went home and scolded his wife! Isn't it funny, okay! It's not funny. ”

Taeyeon herself didn't think it was funny, "Nuna, I'll tell you one more! Once upon a time, there was a singer! He had a very small singing voice, and one day he was on a variety show, and the host of the show said that his voice was like a mosquito." Hahaha......"

Taeyeon actually laughed at herself.

"Is it funny?" Lu Li listened to her joke and scared himself so much that he didn't cry.

"Hey, you're there!"

"Hmm!"

"How about the joke I just said, it's funny! hahaha......"

"It's not funny! It's funny. ”

"Laugh at me and hit me!"

"No, it's a compliment to you!"

"Forget it, seeing how sad you are crying today, Lord Ben has accommodated you today. ”

"What are you crying about?" Lu Li was going to pretend to be confused, she couldn't admit such a shameful thing just now, otherwise she wouldn't be able to tell how she would laugh at me in the future?

"Well, didn't you cry just now? Did I hear it wrong? ”

"You must have misheard. Lu Li said with certainty.

"Oh, woo, woo, woo, woo......"

Lu Li looked at his phone in surprise, why was there still a cry inside, but why was this voice so familiar?

The crying stopped, but ......

"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

"What's the matter with the stinky girl?"

"Hahaha...... Lu Li, you still want to quibble, but fortunately, Lord Ben has a hand, and I don't know the call recording, hahaha......"

"You deleted it for me!" Lu Li really didn't have the idea of crying this time, Lu Li felt that the biggest stain in his life was about to appear.

"Hey, I'm old, are you kidding me? hahaha...... Such a precious voice, I naturally want to keep it for the rest of my life, laugh at me, no! No! Laugh again, laugh to death. ”

When Lu Li heard her laughter, he immediately felt that his life seemed hopeless, why was this world so gloomy?

"Woo woo woo ......" Lu Li cried again.

"Are you crying again?"

"Woo woo woo ......" Lu Li cried even more sadly.

"What are you doing? I'm not bullying you, okay! I'll delete that recording for you. ”

Lu Li's glasses lit up when he heard it, but the crying never stopped, the play was going to be played to the end, the director didn't shout the card, Lu Li would definitely not stop.

However, why is there no sound on the phone? Lu Li didn't dare to ask Taeyeon, otherwise he would be exposed.

After a while, there was still no sound on the other side, and Lu Li couldn't help it, "Taeyeon!

"Dear! You don't cry! Then I'll turn off the recording!"

When Lu Li heard Taeyeon's words, he looked up, looked down at his phone, blinked his eyes, and then felt that his whole body was not good, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Kim Taeyeon!"

"Eh, why are you calling me?"

"Don't let me seize the opportunity, or you'll die, and I hate ......" Lu Li thought about it and said I hate you, is there no momentum! Well, it's true that there is no momentum, so what should I say? I killed you, it's not quite in line with the previous words! I will kill you in the future, will Taeyeon call the police after speaking!

"What do I hate? Why don't you say it? The signal is not good! I stammer! I still don't hate me again. ”

"How is that possible? I don't even want to hear you anymore. Lu Li said angrily.

"Oh, I don't want to finish talking, or I'll listen to me sing!"

"I don't want to hear it!" Lu Li refused.

Taeyeon pretended not to hear it, and you were arrogant, "I'll sing it!"

"You can sing! Don't you know Chinese?"

"After listening to you sing, I have been studying for a long time, has Lu Li slept on the bed now and covered the quilt?"

"Hmm!"

"I'll sing!"

What a beautiful jasmine

What a beautiful jasmine

Fragrant and beautiful

Fragrant and white......

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