Li Dacheng rode the N-hand three jumpers that had just been changed all the way, although it was the morning rush hour, the road was blocked with the pig's intestine, but Li Dacheng was still able to rely on his superb driving skills, see the seams, pervasive, and leave a lot of luxury cars behind, what BMW Land Rover Bugatti Veyron, all of them are not a problem, in front of his three jumpers, it is the horse that has to be tethered, the tiger has to lie down, and the dragon has to be coiled. If you are not convinced, try it, and see who the traffic police uncle catches.

To say that Li Dacheng's electric three jumpers are not small, he bought it in a 4S store in a small alley, it cost him five hundred oceans at the time, the configuration is good, panoramic sunroof, leather seats, stepless transmission, lifetime warranty, soaring, everywhere rings, more eye-catching than that Godzilla or Tesla's electric car. Especially after some modifications by him, he set up a banner of 'Fangtong Dart Bureau', ran up and fluttered in the wind, and walked the streets and alleys, which was quite popular.

Yes, Li Dacheng is a courier who runs around the streets and alleys all day long, carrying a cart of packages to soothe every longed-for and lonely heart in the city.

Just after Double Eleven, the outlets burst out, he didn't even have time to eat breakfast, he arrived at the post before dawn, and began to deliver after sorting, and he has been working until zero o'clock for several days, and the dark circles under his eyes are bigger than those of pandas. It's a pity that there are people's shapes, and no people's lives.

Double 11, also known as Singles' Day, was supposed to be a sad day, but I don't know what year it began, it was made into a shopping festival by an alien, and it became a day for big girls and little daughters-in-law to celebrate each other.

Li Dacheng is responsible for the area is a 'bag of meat', usually not many pieces sent, even fewer pieces received, often nothing to talk about, to the double eleven only to get up, busy feet do not touch the ground, like a grandson, he did this line of work for a long time, fat and good meat are occupied by the old courier, and only these are left in his hands.

'Cyst meat' is relatively poor meat, and the meat with lymph on the pig's body is called cystic meat. This kind of meat can't be eaten, only unscrupulous restaurants on the roadside will buy it to make dumplings and buns, and then mix some messy food additives.

Li Dacheng had just finished delivering a few packages and was about to go to the next community, when he encountered a red light at the intersection in front of him, he quickly stopped the car, and while there were still 90 seconds, he quickly picked up the pancake fruit that was still hot in his arms and took a bite, took out his mobile phone with his other hand, opened WeChat, and entered the Fangtong Dart Bureau group to check the today's road conditions posted by the brothers.

"Nanqiao Road has been blocked into dogs, brothers nearby, please detour. ”

"There is a taxi on Dongqi Road, surrounded by nearby square dance aunts......"

"Four cars collided in Beiqiaodong, including a Rolls Royce, and the female driver in the back car was taking a selfie and posting a ...... on Moments"

Li Dacheng smiled, Monday to Friday weekdays, every morning. Looking at the convoy blocking the long platoon on the side, Li Dacheng also sent one.

"The western railroad is very smooth, and I am happily driving on the avenue, and my brothers in the neighborhood can detour from this side. ”

"Roger. ”

"Thanks for sharing. ”

"Thank you, good people have a safe life. ”

Li Dacheng grinned mischievously, then picked up the phone, the red light was about to change, he couldn't lose to the four wheels on the side.

"Three...... Two...... One...... Walk you!"

As soon as Li Dacheng stepped on the electric door, the electric car jumped out and started well, yes!

Just when Li Dacheng was happy, suddenly a red Mercedes-Benz jumped out from the side and turned directly towards him. No, it was bumped. Because Li Dacheng clearly saw that the female driver in the car was looking down at her mobile phone, as if she didn't realize what was going to happen.

Oh no, I've run into a road killer!

"Oops, hey......!"

duang！

Li Dacheng was overturned with the car, fortunately he had good skills, he had practiced, and when he saw that the situation was not right, he jumped down directly from the three jumpers, and a goalkeeper saved the ball, rolled twice on the ground, and turned over to the side of the road.

Zizi Zizi ......!

The screeching brakes sounded immediately, and Li Dacheng got up from the ground and took off his helmet.

It's really a desperate encounter with a fateful encounter - an opponent.

"I said you ......"

As soon as Li Dacheng spoke, he saw the door of the Mercedes-Benz sedan open, and a slender beauty with long hair fluttering, tall figure, wearing a red tweed coat and black leather pants stepped down from the car.

"You, are you okay?" the beauty clasped her hands and looked at Li Dacheng and asked with concern. The voice was pleasant and beautiful, and I was still shivering, I didn't know if it was cold or scared.

"What do you say?" Li Dacheng patted the dirt on his body and pointed to the goods scattered all over the ground, "Look at the good things you have done." ”

"Sorry for knocking over your cargo. ”

"It's not a commodity, it's a dream. Li Dacheng said seriously. I don't know how many people are expecting him? Just because of such a collision, I don't know how many people's dreams are shattered.

"Oh, it's a dream, it's a dream. The beauty was stunned, but she didn't expect a courier to be able to say such a literary and artistic statement. However, when I saw that the other party was fine, I was relieved.

"Even I dare to bump into it, do you know that I have a random phone ......call" Li Dacheng just took out his mobile phone, ready to scare and scare the beauty, but saw a shocking crack on the mobile phone screen, broken. "It was fine, but now it's okay. ”

When the beauty saw it, she hurriedly returned to the car, picked up a bag, took out a wad of money from it, and stuffed it into Li Dacheng's arms, while saying, "Sir, I'm really sorry, I didn't do it today, I just looked at my phone, I didn't look at the road, I still have urgent business, I have to go first, this money can be regarded as making up for your loss." Immediately, a pair of watery eyes shone pitifully.

Li Dacheng was slightly stunned, he was originally very angry, facing the beautiful woman who was full of breath and body fragrance, the little dissatisfaction in his heart disappeared without a trace in an instant, and they all said that the hero was sad to pass the beauty pass, and the hero was still like this, not to mention that he was an ordinary man?

"Isn't this okay?" Li Dacheng shirked and pulled and pulled with a beautiful woman on the street, this kind of thing was the first time for him, if he let those grandsons in the site see it, he wouldn't be envious of his drool?

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just me who is wrong, you take it quickly, otherwise I won't be able to go. ”

"Seeing that you are sincere, then I can only reluctantly accept it, you go, don't delay. ”

"Thank you, sir, you are so nice. After speaking, the beauty showed a soft smile at Li Dacheng, turned around and walked towards the car.

Li Dacheng looked at the other party's fragile slender waist, and the slender back like a wicker in the wind, and of course, the red ticket in his arms, which really felt a bit lucky. Especially the sentence: You are so nice. Li Dacheng, who listened, was warm.

Call......

The car left, Li Dacheng came back to his senses, and remembered that there were still many pieces to be sent today, so he quickly helped the three jumpers up and reloaded the package on the ground.

Stepped on the electric door twice, yes, the three jumpers are fine, but the problem of the mobile phone must be solved quickly, otherwise, it will not be able to contact the customer for a while.

When he arrived at the mobile phone city, the outside gate was closed, and Li Dacheng remembered that the mobile phone city only opened at nine o'clock in winter, and now it is only half past eight, and there is still half an hour.

"Dude, do you want a mobile phone?" At this time, a middle-aged man with a weak figure, sharp beak and monkey cheeks, and an obscene face walked over, wearing the same coat as Liu Tianwang, and the bag was tight.

Li Dacheng glanced at the other party, there are often such people selling mobile phones outside the mobile phone city, just as there are often people selling CDs outside the computer city. These phones are usually either picked up or picked up, and they are not on the right track.

"Dude, I have something good here, let's take a look, promise not to regret it, come on, come on. The middle-aged man said to Li Dacheng while flattering. It's like a chick standing outside the hair salon, "Big brother, come in and wash your hair, make sure you're comfortable, come on, come on." ”

Although Li Dacheng didn't need to wash his hair, he needed a mobile phone, and he originally refused, but who made him anxious today? If he couldn't complete the delivery task on time, and then he was deducted one or two hundred by the ×stupid manager, he would be busy in vain today.

"I'll see. ”

The middle-aged man pulled Li Dacheng to the corner, glanced around, suddenly grabbed the coat, and opened it violently.

Yes!

Li Dacheng was taken aback, and thought that when he encountered a hooligan, he was going to be 'knocked on the wall', but when he saw it, the coat was full of mobile phones, not to mention that there were twenty or thirty of them, foreign, domestic, everything.

"Dude, choose for yourself, which one you like to sue me. With that, he turned his head to look around.

"Damn, you can do it, where did you steal so many mobile phones?" Li Dacheng asked as he picked.

"Look at what you said, what do you mean by stealing? We're serious people, we never steal, I picked it up from the street. ”

"Damn, you picked it up from someone's pocket, right?"

"Dude, it's not right for you to say that, I learned Lei Feng to do good deeds in the cold weather, see that you need a mobile phone, solve your urgent need, you can't frame me, I am also dignified, be careful I sue you for slander." ”

"Alright, don't beep. Li Dacheng picked up a high-end smartphone he had always wanted to buy and asked, "How much is this?"

"A thousand. The man said, after one look.

"One thousand, why don't you go and rob it? Can you spend a thousand, I'll go in and buy a new one, looking for you?"

"Dude,This is the latest mobile phone,Not to mention brand new,At least ninety percent new, right? And the software and everything are pressed for you.,What do you want to use to log in directly.,How convenient is it?Save yourself and download it yourself.。 ”

"What's wrong with the download? The download doesn't cost anything. Li Dacheng inserted his mobile phone card into it, "Don't talk nonsense, three hundred." ”

"Three hundred, big brother, are you kidding, at least eight hundred. ”

"Eight hundred? My three jumpers are only five hundred, is your mobile phone as big? Is it fast? Can you sit on it without breaking it?"

"Dude, aren't you going to raise the bar, or you can give me five hundred, let me open a show." ”

"It's just three hundred, whether you sell it or not, if you don't sell it, I'll call the police. ”

"If you are ruthless, three hundred is three hundred. ”

Li Dacheng took out three red tickets from his pocket and stuffed them into the other party's arms, and then got on his own three jumpers and drove away.

"Woo woo, I finally saved enough spaceship tickets to go back to Mars. The mobile phone brother took 300 yuan, cried bitterly, flashed and disappeared.

Li Dacheng rushed to the Fortune Center, which is the only commercial building in his tube, and it was just opened this spring, so it can be regarded as his big customer.

"Hey, is it a snow-white white rabbit? I'm Fangtong Express, do you have a piece, do you come and pick it up yourself, or where can I put it for you?" Li Dacheng asked on the phone while looking at the name on the courier list. It's really a big forest, and there are all kinds of birdmen. He really wanted to see how white the little white rabbit was.

"I'm in a meeting, I'll look for you outside later. The voice was low and I hung up the phone quickly.

Wait a minute? How long is this moment?

As a courier, what Li Dacheng hates the most is to wait for a while, some people are a few minutes a while, and some people are half an hour a while, which is simply a kind of torture for him.

I called a few more people, either sent it up, or ordered it to be placed in the security room, and after the package was completed, there was only a snow-white rabbit left, and Li Dacheng had to wait outside the gate.

In fact, he still prefers to stay here, commercial buildings, naturally there are a lot of female white-collar workers, which is a paradise for him who is single.

Li Dacheng took out his mobile phone, logged in to WeChat, entered the nearby people, and looked at the beauties around him, maybe his lifelong event was solved like this.

Looking for someone nearby......

"Damn, why is it so slow?" Li Dacheng scolded secretly, he usually entered at a little bit, why do you need to look for so long today? Is the signal here not good?

It took half a minute before people were searched nearby.

Damn, why are there only two? Where are all those big girls and little daughters-in-law?

Li Lianying

Within 200 years

Empress

Within 200 years

What about hair?

Li Dacheng was stunned, what is the situation? Within 200 years? Isn't it within 200 meters? It seems that this mobile phone is not only slow, but the software is still pirated. I really underestimate that thief, but he is still a liar, can't he be single-minded and do one line of love?

If piracy is piracy, can't you steal some majors? Within 200 years? Are you a history textbook or a time travel machine?

But now netizens are too, even if someone names Cixi, after all, Lafayette's name is not covered, even people who have not studied history know it. But what does it mean that someone named Li Lianying? In these days, there are still people who wish they were eunuchs? Although it is a screen name, it can't be too capricious? Just looking at this name, it makes people's crotch tight.

Whose family is this, and they are too good at playing, right? The Queen Mother and the eunuch, what are you doing here, is there a bit of discipline?

Looking at the avatar, one is an old lady wearing a palace dress, with a phoenix crown on her head, and her face is full of bitterness and meanness, which is not easy to serve at first glance. The other is a middle-aged man in a eunuch suit, bald in the front and braided in the back, and it really looks like that.

Do you really think that if you download a picture from the Internet as an avatar, you will become the Empress Dowager Cixi?

The minister is just a courier, I really don't know if you want to make a yarn!

There is even a personality signature

Cixi: The face is easy to grow old and haggard, the years pass easily without leaving a trace, and the mourning family is also 60 years old, I really want to go back to my youth......

Damn, this old...... This old woman, the Qing Dynasty was destroyed in your hands, do you still want to turn back time and toss again? You can stand it, but others can't stand it. The wheel of history has rolled forward, no one can stop it, let alone pull it back, don't dream.

Li Lianying: It will be Lafayette's 60th birthday in a few days, and the gift has not yet been prepared, how can I please Lafayette?

Where is this a personality signature, it's obviously showing affection.

Sixty? This uncle and aunt are too fashionable and too good at playing. At such an age, if you don't go to square dancing and go to WeChat to show your affection, is this to anger a single dog during Double 11?

As a single dog, Li Dacheng's temper suddenly came up, clicked on the other party's avatar, and scolded as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Are you stupid, take her to the beauty salon, do a facelift, and become younger, won't you be in a beautiful mood?"

"Boom" rumble!

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning swept through the sky above the city and disappeared into the sky......