Chapter 148: ♂ Old Rascal Joseph
Joseph followed the map information of the vicinity given to her by the purple hermit, and began to run non-stop, a police car followed her closely behind with the sound of the siren, although the speed of the person could not exceed the speed of the car, but Joseph Joestar, as a stand-in messenger, naturally had her own way to escape.
(Hurry up and ......!) Joseph used all his strength to run away, and when he passed through the crowd, ignoring the scolding and angry gazes of the others, he kept running towards the back alley, after all, where did the victory come without sacrifice?
Immediately diverted the route, hurried into the alley before the police car had bypassed the crowd, and there was still some distance from the destination, and the empress couldn't bear the loneliness and broke Joseph's right hand.
"Hey, Joseph Joestar, you fool, you're getting farther and farther away from Jotaro and the others, Mimi." The Empress stuck out her tongue and laughed at Joseph.
"Do you think I just ran away in a panic and wasted my energy?"
Joseph's running speed began to get super-fast, like an angry cow rampaging down the road.
"I ran away to kill you!"
In front of Joseph, there was a barrel of waste oil cans, and the gasoline in it was so black and disgusting that anyone who dared to go up and smell it would definitely go to the hospital and not be able to get up for weeks.
The back alley has arrived, and Joseph's purpose is also to find this jar of black oil, and her purpose in doing so is simple:
"I ran away to put you inside!!"
Enduring the nausea in his heart, he forcibly stuffed the empress into the black oil and gave it a "black oil bath", many bubbles bubbled up on the surface of the black oil, and the gurgling sound played a harmonious low tide song for this battle.
Bang--Bang-
"You're Alzheimer's!"
The effect was not so effective, and the empress's body ran out with slimy black oil, and an iron nail in her hand stabbed Joseph's throat so hard that it almost pierced into the flesh.
"Yes...... It's an iron nail! Joseph resisted the empress's strength with all his might.
"I picked it up just now, I picked it up when I fell on the ground just now, Mimimi...... This will cut your carotid artery! Are you trying to suffocate me by pressing me inside! No kidding! ”
The Empress manipulated Joseph's left hand as if it were her own foot, and pressed Joseph against the wall, and Joseph tensed her spirits, desperately resisting the iron nail to prevent it from piercing her throat, and if she let go of her hand, her life would be ended and her family would be left with great sorrow.
"I can materialize, but I'm not a living being! Have you forgotten the rules? Stand-ins can only be killed by stand-ins! Hey, I said, didn't you just say you wanted me to show me what the gap between your combat experience and mine is? Now where are those gaps! You're just a demented old woman who has lived for so much in vain! ”
Joseph's prosthetic fingers had begun to loosen and become weak due to the Empress's assault, and the Empress saw this opportunity and pressed down harder.
"Well, come one more time, and that's the end of your old age! Whew, Mimi! If you want to kill me, you're ...... Belch?! ”
The black oil that adheres to the empress's body is exposed to the air, and it quickly evaporates through the surrounding temperature, and when the moisture inside is gone, it is solidified.
"No...... No way!! The immobile empress looked incredulous.
"What? You want to say that the door is ...... How's that right, I'm getting older, and my ears are a little back, what did you just say? Please say the clam again~" Joseph pulled out the iron nail and pulled his ear very funny.
The empress smelled an unusually pungent smell of coal burn, and was surprised to find that the black oil stuck to its body was coal tar.
"This ...... It's coal tar! Did you press me inside the coal tar! But how do you know there's coal tar in there? ”
As if the Empress had been praised, Joseph smiled confidently and explained:
"Don't underestimate the clairvoyance ability of the purple hermit, when I fell just now, I found the dust scattered on the ground, and then imitated the artist's painting and drew the map route that I thought of in it~"
Where Joseph fell-
"Hey! Look here! A passer-by pointed to the dust on the ground and shouted, "The pile of ceramics that the foreigner knocked over just now has gathered up and become a map of the city!" ”
The black dust was painted by Joseph's purple hermit with many dense lines, and there was a small fork-shaped sign in it, which was where Joseph was, in the back alley.
"You guy! Did you use the inscription! Did you find the kerosene tank here along the road! Have you thought with dust! ”
"Well, then you can understand how experienced I am in combat, and when my opponent is complacent about winning, he has already lost! This is the fighting style of Joseph Joestar, even if I am old, my level is still the same. ”
"Ah...... Ah...... "The Empress has lost all faith, and now it can no longer break free from the solidified kerosene, in fact, the goddess of victory has favored Joseph early in the morning!"
"Next, it's time for the children to leave the family and go out to work hard in society."
Joseph wrapped part of the purple hermit around a firmly tied iron pipe, and tied the rest of the thorns to the empress.
"Also, the stand-in can be shredded by the stand-in, and your next next sentence is "Don't."
"Don't! Don't! Don't do that! Yes......? The Empress roared in panic, and then it seemed to realize something and stopped growling.
"Hey~" Joseph showed a smile that only hooligans can have, "No way, I'm also in pain, children can't gnaw all their lives!" Now that you've grown up......"
Joseph kicked hard against the wall, then landed in a straight downward motion, the purple thorn tearing the Empress apart with its characteristic spikes.
"You're going to have to learn to be self-reliant!"
Puff -
"Ahh!!!!!h
The purple thorns dismantled the empress like a meat grinder, and after the empress's screams, it turned into a faint golden dust and disappeared with the wind, and the "human mole" parasitic on Joseph's body also went to the road of death.
"Okay, where is the body of the stand-in?" Joseph looked at the sky, and the same golden dust as the empress had emitted when she disappeared floated in the air.
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Polunarev grabbed Nina's hand and ran into a dark alley, and made a series of confessions to her with a flushed face, but unexpectedly, Nina really agreed.
"Really...... Are you sure! Polunarev didn't believe his ears a little.
"Yes...... I love you...... I will always follow you for the rest of my life, until I grow old. Nina no longer maintains a cold expression, but returns to the shyness of a girl in love.
"Oooo I'm soaking in a girl, so open~" Polunarev put his hands on Nina's shoulders, his eyes were full of sincere affection, "Come on Nina, let's kiss like lovers and make a promise of love to ......"
Just as Polunarev was actually kissing, Nina's body suddenly twitched, and her lips trembled slightly.
"What's wrong, Nina? You ......"
Nina's mouth exploded, and the disgusting grease squirted out at once, almost smudging Polunarev's face, because she subconsciously dodged away-
Maybe it's not over yet, after Nina squirted out the grease, she actually dedicated herself to performing an annual drama of "Golden Cicada Shelling", but unfortunately, such a beautiful beauty took off her shell, but it was an ugly woman covered in hemorrhoids and obese, and this ugly woman just appeared not long ago, and she fell to the ground covered in blood, and she had already lost her breath.
"That's the stand-in messenger, the empress's body." Joseph rushed to the scene, "Is such an ugly woman wrapping herself up with a doll made of human sores and disguised as a beauty?" Looks like you've been fooled, Polunarev. ”
"Even! No!!! ”
Polunarev almost gave his first kiss to this woman, which is also a blessing of misfortune, but the shadow lingering in her heart is estimated to never be removed.
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Because the police have not solved the case, the Clark Hotel is still in a state of lockdown, and after entering the hotel in disguise to take away the luggage, the Huajing Academy quickly rushed back to Joseph and the others.
Abdel bought a jeep through personal connections, and Joseph contacted SPW's technical technicians to spend three hours rebuilding a new robotic arm for her, which was then delivered to Joseph by airmail.
"Miss Joseph, I thought your arm was intact...... If you hadn't witnessed it with your own eyes. Hanakyoin witnessed Joseph's manual installation of the robotic arm, and there was a chill behind him.
"This is the color I hung when I was young, I haven't forgotten it to this day, the days when I fought side by side with my old friends, I think about it as if I went back to decades ago~"
Joseph's eyes were clear, but they were also full of longing for his old friend, the rippled warrior named Cesar Zibelin.
"I'm sorry, it seems to have been on your mind......" Hanakyoin quickly apologized when he reacted to Joseph's sad look.
"It doesn't matter, people will die eventually, she fought and died on the battlefield for the glory of the family, and I don't feel a trace of regret, but ......"
"It's just ......?"
"It's just that I didn't avenge her, and I regret a lot more."
Joseph switched from a sad expression to a relaxed smile, and took a car key from his pocket and threw it to Polunarev, who was crouching in the corner, in frustration.
"Then the driving job is up to you, huh? Haven't you come out of the psychological shadows yet? ”
"Stop arguing, I just want to be alone and quiet......"
Polunarev had a lot of black lines on her head, and it seemed that this shadow was quite a blow to her.
"I'm the one who was attacked, so I should consider how I feel."
"I'd rather swap ...... with you"
Ragnar, who was standing on the side, felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, and walked next to Polunarev and comforted him:
"There are so many women in the world, and this one is not bad, as long as you have a heart, you will always find the girl you like."
"Jotaro......" Polunarev's eyes welled up in tears, "You're such a good man!! Woowoo woo (ノДT) ......"
Polunarev hugged Ragnar and cried, after all, she is still a girl, and she needs a certain amount of comfort, seeing such a scene, Hua Jingyuan's heart suddenly felt a little unhappy.
"Okay, let the others go to rest, let's be on duty, you drive, I'll guard the door." Ragnar picked up Polunarev in the form of a princess hug, an act that stunned Joseph and the others.
"Uh-huh......" Polunarev stopped crying and snuggled quietly up to Ragnar.
"I didn't expect Jotaro to have this hand~ I have the style of my youth, it seems that our Qiao family has a queen~" Joseph sighed with relief.
Ragnar put down Polunarev and got into the jeep, shrugged his hat down and took a nap.
Polunarev picked up the car keys and inserted them into the keyhole, started the car, shouting to the people outside to get into the car quickly.
"Hurry up, I'm going to drive, the goal is to become the god of autumn mountain bikes~" Polunarev said with a playful look.
"Why ......? Why am I angry at Jotaro's actions? It's so strange...... "After getting into the jeep, Hanakyoin was thinking about this question.
The sound of the engine resounded throughout the mountain, and the bright white lights illuminated the road, and Joseph and the others were about to cross the mountain to their next destination, and at this time, a sports car lying in ambush behind them also started the screeching engine.
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Stand-in messenger name: Nina
Stand-in Name: Empress
Destructive power: C
Speed: B
Persistence: A
Range Range: D
Precision: D
Growth: A
A stand-in messenger for the Queen of Tarot cards No. 3. Infiltrate Nina, an Indian girl who has been deceived by Hol Hoss (it is not clear exactly when she infiltrated) and attack Joseph Joestar (played by Kanako Yasaka).
Its attack method is to let its own blood or generate small thorns to stab the enemy's flesh, so that its cells enter the enemy's body, and gradually turn into human face sores, and the human face sores will attack the host, and continue to grow until the host is killed, and anyone who wants to cut it off will also be killed, and later destroyed by Joseph after coagulating it with coal tar.