Chapter 47: The Gypsy Fortune Teller
However, Moira looked eager to try, and Lin Moyang had no choice but to smile and say, "Then try it?" ”
Moira's brow furrowed wrinkled when she heard this, and then she said, "Forget it, this is less credible than begging." ”
"Huh?" Lin Moyang was surprised, you are a wizard, why do you not believe in the skill of prediction so firmly?
"This young lady is right, in this world, most of the people who say that they will predict the future are liars, after all, there are fewer and fewer soothsayers. The sorcerer with sunglasses was not in a hurry to prove himself, but said this, and after he said that, he changed his words and said with some triumph: "But I am different, I am a true soothsayer who has mastered the art of prediction, and my mother is a gypsy witch!
"Uh...... Okay......" Lin Moyang didn't know what to say, he was really not familiar with gypsy, what if it worked? Even though this guy looked like a blind man now, Lin Moyang still led Moira to his stall.
"Ah Bing" was overjoyed when he saw the business, he first took out a small model chair from his backpack, threw it on the ground, and then pointed lightly with his hand, after a puff of white smoke, this palm-sized small chair has become a normal seat that can sit on people.
"Come, come, please sit here, what form of divination do you want? tarot cards, crystal balls, five elements gossip, plum blossom six yao?" Ah Bing earnestly introduced, this service attitude can give five stars.
"Poof......" Lin Moyang couldn't hold back his laughter all of a sudden, your uncle, you are a descendant of a self-proclaimed "gypsy", a gypsy knows a hairy gossip of the five elements, and a plum blossom six? Isn't this something handed down from my ancestors? Aren't you a gypsy afraid that Master Fuxi and King Zhou Wen will jump up and blow your head?
"Don't laugh, I want to focus on introducing you to this plum blossom easy number, this is a divination technique that I specially learned from a Chinese master, this gentleman looks like an Asian, you know China, right?" This Ah Bing seemed to have obviously overshadowed his divination technique, and he probably thought Lin Moyang was a Korean or a Japanese.
"Yes, I know, please go on. Lin Moyang really couldn't bear to interrupt or debunk this person, so he could only nod and signal him to continue.
"That's right, we all know that the Chinese are very mysterious, we have never seen a wizard in China, nor have we seen a mysterious person in China, except for the member of the round table, His Excellency Fenglong, right?" Ah Bing said mysteriously.
"Yes, yes, there are no other mysteries. Moira looked at Lin Moyang's interest so well, and she was embarrassed to debunk the sorcerer in front of her.
"That's because Chinese shamans are very mysterious, they generally don't show their faces easily, and each of them is very powerful, this plum blossom easy number is a Chinese way of divination, I learned from a mysterious Chinese divination master. Ah Bing said confidently.
"I was playing in Chinatown when I saw this hidden master doing divination, and he said what ...... I had It's called ......'Bloody Disaster', according to Chinese's words, it means that there will soon be a bloody accident, at first I didn't believe it, and then I was hit by a car while crossing the street, and I was in the hospital for several months, so I couldn't help but believe it. So I learned this set of plum blossom numbers from him, but this master is very mysterious and doesn't seem to want to mention things in the wizarding world, so I tacitly didn't talk to him about the wizarding world. Ah Bing's words are vivid, but Lin Moyang feels that this style of painting is becoming more and more wrong, this is not like an epic meeting between a foreign fortune teller and a Chinese master of the I Ching, but more like the routine of the old bastards who cheated money at the bridgehead.
This kind of thing that requires you to divorce many times, give birth to many sons, and move home at every turn, one mouth is bound to be a bloody disaster. If you ask them what kind of bloody disaster they are, then they must not know, a car accident is a bloody disaster, and even brushing your teeth and gums bleeding can be called a bloody disaster.
Lin Moyang looked at Ah Bing in front of him with a look of pity, you are a sorcerer, and you are also an upright practitioner of foreign feudal superstition, how can you be fooled and lame by the old god stick of Chinese fortune-telling? Then if you see a Chinese monk, will you be fooled into copying Buddhist scriptures? Or is it the kind of traditional Chinese characters, which has a lot of energy?
But thinking so in his heart, Lin Moyang still couldn't stop nodding: "Yes, yes, there is such a saying, so it is really so magical?"
As we all know, there is only one mysterious person in China, that is His Excellency Fenglong, plus an agent Lin Moyang, there is no rumor that His Excellency Fenglong can tell fortunes, right? Even if he can tell fortunes, he can't go to Chinatown to fool others, right?
"Then, what's the name of that master?" Lin Moyang asked, not that he was interested, but Fenglong, a comedian, was indeed possible to do anything, and there was also the possibility that he would pretend to be a blind fortune teller to make extra money.
"The master seems to have a surname...... Wang? Yes, the surname wang, the Chinese there call him a half-immortal Wang master, you listen, how famous this is, it is already a demigod level, this immortal, is what the Chinese refer to as an immortal, and the god on our side is a meaning. Ah Bing said.
"I ......" Lin Moyang's brain couldn't stop twitching, if he hadn't tried to keep a straight face, he would have laughed a long time ago, no matter whether this half-immortal is Wang Banxian or Wang Banxian, this flickering ability is real. can fool a good wizard lame, it's really not an ordinary person.
"That'...... I'd better count the crystal ball......" To Ah Bing's surprise, Lin Moyang actually chose the most simple way of divination? Which wizard still likes crystal balls? I'm tired of seeing it, isn't he learning this Chinese way of divination just to be able to have a different service experience and attract some different customers? As a result, this guy is still an alternative, so he likes crystal balls?
The wizard sighed regretfully, and said listlessly to Lin Moyang: "Then put your hand on the crystal ball, is it you or this lady?"
Lin Moyang looked at Moira, in fact, Moira is still quite interested in this kind of thing, she was born in a normal family, only a little bit of wizard blood, and her childhood was still raised in a normal environment, so for this kind of novel magic thing, Lin Moyang can see that this girl is still very interested.
"Then Xiao Mo, you go first. Lin Moyang said with a smile.
Moira asked a little stiffly, "Is it really possible?" Lin Moyang nodded, indicating that it was no problem.
Moira carefully sat down in her chair and put her hand on the crystal ball to hold it, her nervous appearance like an ordinary little girl. The reason why Lin Moyang chose the crystal ball is because he must be a lie when he looks at this bullshit plum blossom easy number, he is a wizard, and he learned it from an old Chinese god stick, can he call the plum blossom easy to count? It is better to let him use the crystal ball, what if it is true?
Moira put her hand on the crystal ball, and Ah Bing asked, "How is it, does it feel cold?" It doesn't matter, my crystal ball can be heated!"
...... Why do you wash your hair? Lin Moyang knew that his expression must be very hideous and serious now, if he didn't keep a straight face, he would already laugh. This uncle is too far from what he imagined, right? What the hell is this crystal ball heating? Is the current crystal ball divination so intimate!? Then do you want to invite another apprentice, here while telling fortunes, that side is picking out an ear, polishing a leather shoe or something?
Lin Moyang only felt the fortune-telling scene in front of him, and he had countless grooves that he wanted to vomit, but he didn't know where to start. You wizards should really go and see Harry Potter and see what other wizards look like.
Moira said nervously, "No, it's fine." ”
Seeing Moira say this, Ah Bing immediately nodded, put his hands on the crystal ball, and his expression gradually became serious from the appearance of a profiteer.
White smoke began to gradually rise from the transparent crystal ball, and Ah Bing stared at the crystal ball intently, while muttering: "I saw it, I saw it, Miss, your future is not very clear, you are still in love, but your relationship is still far from your ideal." There is something in your path, and it is a large and difficult resistance, but the good thing is that you and your goal are enough to overcome these obstacles. ”
After hearing this, Moira's face flushed, and from time to time she secretly looked at Lin Moyang's reaction with the afterglow of her eyes.
This Ah Bing also smiled coldly, he didn't know divination at all, but this pair of men and women went out shopping like this, and they knew that they were a couple with their butts, one was a European, and the other was Asian, and in a wizard family that paid attention to bloodline and origin, it was definitely not recognized and recognized, and the family's opposition was not a huge resistance?
Lin Moyang grinned without feeling, Moira's object, judging by everyone's reaction, should be referring to him, but now he has not recovered his memory, where did the relationship between the two come from? This thing is really full of running trains, this has nothing to do with magic or divination, right?
But girls do like to hear this kind of talk, Moira has already stood up happily, and the eyes of Lin Moyang are already different. Ah Bing looked at the girl's happy expression and knew that he had hit the point, so he immediately struck while the iron was hot and said, "Thank you, the divination cost 2 silver coins." ”
Two silver coins, that is, 40 US dollars, will cost 240 yuan to convert into RMB, but compared with the old god sticks who ask for 8888 red envelopes for a mouth, it is indeed a lot cheaper. Moira immediately showed a tangled expression, this girl didn't expect that she would lose so much money in one fortune telling, and 2 silver coins could buy a lot of bread for the children. Number Seven
Lin Moyang looked at Moira's appearance, and guessed that the price might be too expensive, so he took out two silver coins from his pocket and put them on Ah Bing's blanket, both of which came out to beg for a living, it was not easy for everyone, since this Ah Bing's heart was not too dark, then it was right to look at the special effects to take out poverty alleviation.
Ah Bing grabbed two silver coins, put them to his mouth and blew them, put them to his ears and listened to the sound, happily stuffed the silver coins into his pocket, and said with a smile: "Thank you for your care, may I ask this gentleman to calculate it?"
Hearing this, Moira immediately pulled Lalin Moyang and whispered, "It's so expensive, two silver coins can buy two baskets of bread for the children in the welfare home." ”
Lin Moyang sighed, this kid is still in such a kind mood. Wait, why did I say yet?
Some fragments flashed in Lin Moyang's mind, but they were still vague, but he knew that Moira had always been such a kind person.
So he waved his hand and said, "No, I think it's good that I can control my destiny myself." ”
After speaking, Lin Moyang was about to walk forward with Moira, but was stopped by Ah Bing: "Wait, sir, since I have a relationship with you today, and you have also taken care of my business, then I will lose a little bit and divinate for you for free, as a thank you for allowing me to open today just after I came, which is a good sign." ”
Lin Moyang turned around, and this Ah Bing had a smile on his face, and there was nothing wrong with it.
He naturally knew that this kind of divination was just to ask for a few auspicious words and ask for peace of mind, since he said that it was free, it was not easy for Lin Moyang to ruin the sorcerer's interest, so he sat down in a chair and learned to put Moira's hand on the crystal ball.
Looking at Lin Moyang's appearance, Ah Bing naturally happily drew a gourd and raised his hand to the crystal ball.
Lin Moyang could feel the magic power shooting towards the crystal ball through his palm, and sure enough, this is how the special effect of the smoke came, but the magic power was blocked by the qi in his body, and there was no smoke effect in the crystal ball for a long time, Ah Bing muttered a little strangely: "It's really strange." ”
"What's wrong?" Lin Moyang looked at this fortune teller with a little smile, but unfortunately he couldn't control the qi flowing in his body, otherwise he wouldn't have embarrassed this person so much.
"I ...... I'll be honest, I don't know why my magic doesn't react......" Ah Bing said with some embarrassment.
Lin Moyang admired this guy's honesty, and he said, "Then forget it, it's okay." "Get up and leave.
Seeing Lin Moyang like this, Ah Bing suddenly gritted his teeth, took Lin Moyang's hand and said, "I don't need a crystal ball, I'll try it with the divination method passed to me by my mother." ”
Lin Moyang didn't know why this fortune teller was so obsessed with telling his fortune, but he had to sit down again and said, "Then how to count this time?"
"This fortune-telling method is actually to communicate with the ghosts of hell, or ghosts, and let them tell you the answer, but since the progress of society, this method has become more and more difficult to use, my mother also learned from my grandmother, I heard that when my grandmother died, she had not been in contact with the gods and monsters for more than 40 years, so to be honest, I don't know if this method will work. Ah Bing was honestly a little too much at this time.
"It's okay, you try your best. Lin Moyang couldn't say anything, so he could only look at Ah Bing and say, "You can do it if you want, I'm fine." ”
Ah Bing nodded gratefully, took out a few strange-looking incense sticks from his backpack, lit them, and put them on the blanket.
"Next, please tell me what you want to know, and I'll try to help you ask the ghost. Ah Bing said.
Lin Moyang held the wizard's hand, which was definitely not as good as Liliel's hand.
"I want to ask what my future looks like. Lin Moyang said this casually, he didn't expect any ghost to answer his question, and he should cooperate with this wizard's performance.
Ah Bing took Lin Moyang's hand, and he began to recite a spell with a strange tone. Lin Moyang didn't care about it at first, but saw Moira's brows furrowed.
Lin Moyang is definitely not afraid of the sneak attack of any spell, the qi in his body can resist magic power, and any spell needs to be driven by magic power. But Moira's expression made him ask quietly, "What's wrong?" ”
Moira replied, "It's not like a liar, he's really using Gypsy, but it's older." ”
Lin Moyang raised his eyebrows, it was just a foreign language, it was no big deal.
"I feel very good, this spell is real, I can feel that something is docking with my spirit!Your Excellency, please be sure to ask if you have any questions!" Ah Bing suddenly shook Lin Moyang's hand in turn, and said in an excited and surprised tone.
Lin Moyang thought to himself, you are a wizard and have entered the play? He was about to say a few words in cooperation, but found that the man in front of him rolled his eyes, and the strength of his hands was suddenly incredible.
Lin Moyang wanted to withdraw his hand, but he couldn't move, you must know that he has a passive enhancement effect, how can a wizard control him?
Just when Lin Moyang was surprised, the wizard suddenly raised his head.
Lin Moyang and Moira felt cold in their hearts at the same time. The wizard's eyes were already full of whites, and his eyeballs were still moving rapidly, as if he were in a dream. His lips trembled incessantly, and white foam erupted from them.
It's not like a spirit possession, it's more like a seizure, but epilepsy doesn't make a person so powerful.
"Blasphemer!" Ah Bing suddenly shouted, causing the wizards around him to turn their eyes.
Lin Moyang entered a state of alert, because this voice was not Ah Bing's voice, this voice was more old, but it did not appear weak, like a Hong Zhong in the sky. This guy really has something attached to him!
"Get out of my land, get out of my territory! This is my land, you won't live long, and that dragon won't live long! This place should belong to me! It belongs to me!" Ah Bing suddenly propped himself up, and a distorted face came to Lin Moyang's eyes, and his mouth spat out crazy and illogical words.
Lin Moyang wanted to break free of Ah Bing's hand, but suddenly felt a terrifying force transmitted straight from Ah Bing's hand to his body, it was not magic, because Qi could not be stopped, this power canceled each other out in harmony, and Qi retreated for the first time. Even the qi that has never retreated with divine power has actually retreated under this power!?
This force spread rapidly along Lin Moyang's arm, and where it flowed, Lin Moyang's skin was already full of black and purple bruises.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Outsider, die, die!" Ah Bing laughed maniacally, his expression hideous like a demon.