Skenlao said, "Now you understand. ”

Ultraman said, "I seem to understand a little." You mean let me put you in the pot, but I don't have that big pot?"

Skenlao said, "You can't do it." ”

Ultraman said, "That's it, it's so troublesome, let me beat you up." ”

Skenlao said, "You still don't understand?"

Ultraman said, "What do I understand?"

Skenlao said: "The 'beating' of 'vinegar' just now means buying. ”

Ultraman said, "Does the 'hit' of 'napping' also mean buying?"

Skenlao said: "That's not it, anyway, I'm telling you that this word 'typing' has many other meanings. ”

Ultraman said, "Then I still don't know what the 'hit' of 'nap' means?"

Skenlao said: "Don't worry, let's continue to find out the meaning of 'fighting'." ”

After saying that, the two of them turned around and turned back together.

Ultraman said, "What did you want me to fight today?"

Skenlao said, "Dig a well." ”

Ultraman said, "Oh...... The monster is called 'The Well'. ”

Skenlao said, "Why are you still a monster?"

Ultraman said: "Because I want to maintain the justice of the rivers and lakes......"

Skenlao said, "Okay, okay, there's no need to say it every time, right? ”

Ultraman said, "Dig, what am I digging?"

Skenlao said, "Dig the earth, oh, the monster is under the soil, dig it quickly." ”

Ultraman said, "Okay, I'll dig, and I said they wanted me to bring a shovel when I came out." Ultraman said as he made a digging motion.

Skenlao said, "Hurry up and dig, we'll all wait." ”

Ultraman said, "Don't worry, the monster can't escape." ”

"We're not worried about the monsters, we're waiting for water." He turned his face to the audience.

Ultraman said, "I said, why don't you see a monster after digging for a long time? Where did so much water come from?"

Skenlao said, "See the water, then you can go first, maybe the monster has run away to another place, and if you find it, we will look for you again." ”

Ultraman said, "Okay then. Hey? No. "Ultraman was just about to leave, and he seemed to sense that something was wrong.

Skenlao said, "What's wrong?"

Ultraman said, "They told me you should pay me. ”

Skenlao said, "Do you still need to be paid for Ultraman fighting monsters? ”

Ultraman said, "It seems that you should pay me for digging so much soil." Or, to use an old Chinese saying, you are a tired fool. ”

Skenlao said, "Is there a silly boy like you?"

Ultraman said, "Then don't be verbose, give money." ”

Skenlao said, "Then you can take it." ”

Ultraman said, "Huh, isn't this money enough?"

Skenlao said: "yes, the monster didn't have enough money to put the bottle just now? Okay, now let's talk about what the 'hit' of 'digging a well' means." ”

Ultraman said, "It seems to mean digging." Are you saying I can't beat you, but I can dig you. ”

Skenlao said, "Can you take me?"

Ultraman said, "Dig you?"

Skenlao said, "Yes, pluck out my ears." ”

Ultraman said, "Unless I get me to dig a well in your ear." ”

"Has anyone ever heard of the 'ear well'? ”

Ultraman said, "That doesn't seem to have the same meaning as 'fighting' in 'napping'. I can't build you, can I? unless you fall, then I'll have to fix you. Hey, yes, how about I fix you? Let me fix you. ”

The laugh in the audience.

Skenlao said: "Can you 'cultivate' me? We have to think again about the meaning of 'fighting'." Let's talk about the 'fighting' of 'umbrella'. ”

Then, on the stage, they spun in a circle.

Ultraman said, "Who wants the umbrella?"

Skenlao said, "It's me, you just give me an umbrella." ”

Ultraman said, "I'll fight you, then you can call me the monster 'Umbrella'." I want to maintain the righteousness of the rivers and lakes......"

Skenlao said: "Don't say it, I know the rest of it, let's have a cup of Laba vinegar and dip it in some whiskey." ”

Ultraman said, "Your life is more surprising than mine. ”

Skenlao said: "No matter how much surprise you give, you can quickly give me an umbrella, you see that there are dark clouds in the sky." ”

Ultraman said, "Dark clouds, is it a precursor to a monster attacking here, you can quickly find me the monster 'Umbrella'." ”

"Okay, you'll hold it up?" said Skenlao, pretending to hand over an umbrella.

Ultraman said, "Yo! It's the first time I've seen such a slender monster, okay, you wait, I'll go and bring ten drawers of buns." ”

Skenlao said, "Wait a minute! This hasn't hit the monster yet, why did you just take the bun drawer?"

Ultraman said: "Didn't you let me hold it to death? Don't worry, it's such a thin monster, the amount of food is not too big, ten drawers are enough, I can't eat it anymore, I will poke it down with a stick." ”

In the face of Ultraman's funny and witty actions, the "haha" sound sounded one after another in the audience.

Skenlao said, "Who told you to hold it with a bun? I asked you to stretch it out, give me a little bit of a block." ”

Ultraman said, "What?

Skenlao said: "Yes, you see that we are hiding under the monsters, if the monsters above come, they will not be able to see us, and then you will have another sneak attack." ”

Ultraman said, "Sneak attack! That's not what our family did. ”

Skenlao said, "Don't always be that old brain, didn't Count Dacora's Lady say it...... Oh, by the way, she said that she doesn't get tired of telling lies when it comes to war. ”

Ultraman said, "What? The Countess said 'soldiers don't get tired of cheating.'" ”

Skenlao said, "Yes, that's what it means. ”

Ultraman said, "That's good, but this time I didn't talk about the salary first." ”

Skenlao said, "Do you want to pay again? Besides, don't you just make an umbrella?"

Ultraman said, "Who said that? I've always been fighting monsters, and you have to give me the price of monsters." ”

Skenlao said, "you, right? In the old Chinese saying, you're called 'losing money.'" First of all, what does 'hit' mean here?"

Ultraman said, "It should mean 'lift'." ”

Skenlao said, "Hey, you're right this time. ”

Ultraman said, "But the 'hit' of 'napping' doesn't mean the same thing. Could it be that I am lifting you? ”

Skenlao said, "There's no need to lift me, you can carry me." ”

Ultraman said, "That's just a tired silly boy." ”

Skenlao said, "You can also talk about wages first?"

Ultraman said, "I don't care how much I get paid!